Featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid edition
Old >>65179403
http://pastebin.com/mH6Kx32L
I do not understand where did this meme come from
Vektor - Terminal Redux
???
>>65186666
Fascist detected
>>65186666
damn son
what is your favourite metal music video?
i like rammstein's sonne. it's the story of snow white and the seven dwarfs but all fucked up
>>65186666
See
>>65179531
Nice quads
What is your secret UNKVLT pleasure?
i cant stop listening to this (-. - )
>>65186734
Soilwork unironically
>>65186706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDgEB5MNuPI
jfc /metal/ why are you self-destructing so spectacularly?
this has literally just been memeposting for about 10 straight threads now, I knew things had gotten bad but usually it was still peppered with some semblance of discussion
GET READY FOR AOTY
https://kelvalhaal.bandcamp.com/releases
Norwayfag here
What's the stigma with looking like a metalhead in American culture? I'm a tall, lanky dude with long hair and a viking beard, wear bandshirts all the time any no one bats an eye if I walk down the street here. Yet Murricans act like dressing up according to your tastes is literal autism. Explain pls.
i think it's fine to make metal in your native language, as long as that's english
https://kelvalhaal.bandcamp.com/
so, t-this isn't real r-right
>>65186734
Probably Within Temptation, although I don't have any of their albums anymore. Still, they have some songs that I really enjoy.
>>65186734
Most core and pleb bands and it;'s not even a secret
>>65186854
american metal scene is royally cucked at the minute
>listening to the leaked Death Angel and Lacuna Coil
It's like I'm really 13 again.
Mind as well eat a lunchables and open up some lesbian porn tabs.
>>65187134
if it doesn't sound like comalies [spoiler]maybe karmacode too[/spoiler] i'm not interested
>>65187225
Sorry Anon, it's more like Broken Crown Halo.
Truth be hold I only listen to pop metal as a means to find common ground with normie sluts
>>65186854
the average metal fan here you just described is literally autistic and has no self-awareness. The stereotypes exist for a reason. People look at them funny because they know the second they open their mouth the fat, greasy, long-haired metalfag is going to say some socially retarded shit about music
>>65186854
Americans have some sort of problems with people looking like metalheads. I'm from Finland myself and here I can wear pic related on public and nobody gives a shit. However, when I was visiting Freedomland around two years ago and was wearing my De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas t-shirt, I felt like everyone was watching me on the subway. I definitely got some judgemental looks from strangers. Maybe USA is so full of sheeple that they can't stand it when someone doesn't wear "mainstream" clothes, or maybe they're just so religious that they thought I was some hardcore satanist and apparently that was an issue. Who knows?
>>65186706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV6RMVnk0C8
i miss goth industrial vampires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw70uCLk3_M
>>65186854
Swedefag here
When I studied in America, I too had long hair and a viking beard, also wearing metal shirts. People thought it a novelty and that we all dressed like this. However, Americans who tried to pull over metal looks were autistic lardasses wearing Metallica, Pantera and Ozzy shirts. They were also vehemently opposed to anything not metal. At least I talked to MILFs about Gretta Garbo and ABBA and also talked to 19 year old sluts about Jennifer Lawerence and Adele. You can still be metal as fuck, but you can't live under a rock and dismiss everything. I even tried to get into nigger rap to make some black friends, but they smelled like shit and send spit flying every time they talk.
>I will kill you
>Killed by my rage
>I must kill you
What did he mean by this?
>>65186854
Poorfag German here, I look like a "metalhead" and I sometimes have people look at me weird
I hate being the America of Europe
>>65187465
>>65187330
I get not wanting to have the fat, autistic virgins who listen to metal around. But what about the normal people?
>>65187563
>Germany
>America of Europe
>not The Netherlands
It's true that Baden-Württemberg is the Texas of Europe tho
>>65187609
Have you ever been to NRW? I live in a medium sized town and whenever I go to Cologne and Düsseldorf the amount of faggotry in the air is unbearable
>>65187342
finland is one of the top countries in the world for atheism
if you wore something like that in the US depending what part of it you're in you could get the shit kicked out of you
Do remasters ever sound better?
>>65187644
>if you wore something like that in the US depending what part of it you're in you could get the shit kicked out of you
But why would I?
>that scenekid-tier line
>atmoshit
>>65187654
Streetcleaner remaster sounds better imo
>>65187632
Yeah, I've been to Essen before.
Had to fill in for a friend who was sick so I played drums for my friend's band.
My German is complete shit though. I was on the bus and my stop was coming up, but there were tons of people in my way so I said, "aussteigen!" but nobody fucking moved. Probably because I sounded like I was saying "Ass Stein Men" or whatever.
>>65187654
Out of phone speakers, yes
>>65187654
90% of the time for me they sound the same
Who /gojira/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVvXB-Vwnco
I'm non-ironically excited for Magma.
>>65187682
the US is full of religious people, mostly descendants of cathoilc/christian immigrants from italy, ireland, mexico, etc. if some cholo gang or mobsters or drunken irishmen or rednecks saw you with a burning church on your shirt you could sucker punched or worse
>>65187654
The remaster of Blod-draum is 110% louder
>>65187739
why this music video gotta look like a film major senior project
>>65187739
>French band calls their album after a french band
>sleep
>live
I should go to this, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDkwqCF7fs
>>65187134
> those days when vanilla lesbian porn did the trick
>>65188074
>>>/lgbt/
go there and listen to The CK while you're at it
>>65188074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlPqlnvvbmQ
>>65186734
Lately it's been Prior to the Fire by Priestess. Just a nice, catchy rock band.
>>65186854
Literally none of this true. Metalheads in America look like metalheads everywhere else in the world. It's just we've been besieged by faggot hipsters and fat sludge cunts who trick Yurokebabs like yourself into thinking we don't look like actual metalheads.
>>65187900
I would.
>>65187632
Well, the Ruhrgebiet is obviously total shit, but nothing is worse than Berlin. Ostwestfalen is best Westfalen though.
t. Münsterländer
Have you guys peeked the new Saor yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3f9v8ebuD4
>>65188749
You stole that joke from FIFH
>>65188802
Still proud of that one too. It's so on point.
>>65186952
I wonder why that band name is familiar. Looked at all their albums and don't remember any of the covers,.
Curious about them though. Best songs?
Have you guys listened to this shit? It fucking slays. Sounds just like early era Death.
>>65189365
You've probably heard some of their songs but you just don't remember it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vKyojR1LEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aYivBntOC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awvqIi427_A
(The only good part in the last song is the Xzibit part.)
>>65189413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-BqU3nkmto&list=PLrDTYDNjqnuqc_WhQvKLCFwTyTeDyj5vS
Brutal.
>>65189124
Yep it's crazy how alike the song is to Saor
>>65189472
Thanks but that's pretty bad.
>>65188074
Yea its fine
>2017
>not having 100< scrobbles of Grief
Yeah I like metal
>>65190596
LOL
>>65190801
cuck
>>65187739
how? the last two singles have been shit, just straightforward hard rock
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY
Does anybody have that song that was posted with a "breakdowns done right"post some days ago?
What are some good symphonic metal bands? I like fleshgod apocalypse and septicflesh
>>65186734
Nightwish
>>65191191
protest the hero - bury the hatchet
>>65191191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auljNL88GF8
>>65191210
emperor
>>65191307
Already listen to them
What is /metal/ listening right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_zjBOz5Sx0
>>65191585
downloaded vektor's discography after seeing how much everyone hated them, this is actually pretty good
>>65191657
I don't hate them, they're just meh to me.
>>65191741
what's some essential later darkthrone? I haven't checked out anything past panzerfaust
>>65191585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFWZVXBIyjM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Y_FqQRb1k
i unironically like this send help
>>65191815
who cares? ironically liking things is unmetal as fuck
>>65191774
Dark thrones and black flags
FOAD
Circle the wagons
>>65191815
Is that Bjorn "Speed" Strid driving the forklift?
I have my hair cut somewhat short, have a trim beard, and wear metal band shirts often. But I listen to a lot of popular non metal bands too. Would people still see me as some aspie still? I wouldn't know
>>65191585
NOT ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU-kBxIy8cI
>>65192125
having to ask means I think you're an aspie
>>65192172
jk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8mGhl9H3M
>>65192193
fair enough, I probably am
>>65192246
the main question is weather you care if people think you are
>>65191585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWrpn9ew9Yo&list=RDxWrpn9ew9Yo#t=0
>>65192269
I asked whether I'd look like one so I must care to some degree. But overall, I guess not
I AM THE GRAVES OF THE 80s
I AM THE RISEN DEAD
>>65192269
Not that anon, but this post is a good reminder for me to not give a shit
Thanks anon
>>65192425
its funny cause this is how i feel in most situations, but when i suddenly talk to a chick i start looking at every minute thing i do and say.
>>65192482
I know that feel, that used to happen to me all the time.
I just got out of a relationship so I don't have to worry about that for a while I suppose
Pic unrelated
>You like metal, right Anon?
>do you want to come over to my place later and listen to some Soilwork?
>>65186734
Girugamesh. Literally listening to Monster right now.
Though they're not a secret.
>>65191585
First few tracks are okay but the album picks up at Tropical Disease.
>>65192625
GIRUGAMESH
>>65192552
Yeah sure
>>65192698
Yes anon. Why did you feel the need to repeat the name of the band in all caps?
Oh, are you referring to that super cool meme? How original of you!
>>65192731
I don't even like the meme, it's just been a while since I've even seen the word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_goUotZifcg
>>65192774
I've been binging them since they're disbanding in July.
Twelve years go by fast.
I'm trapped in bestial/war metal now and i love it. Give more obscure recs please.
>>65192978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylxjkHBChxk
>>65192822
Rip in peace man
>hiking in the forest
>see this
wat do?
lol did all the shitposters get banned? this thread is dead as fuck, what's going on?
>>65193094
push him onto a lamp
>>65193761
he's in full chainmail tho
>>65193776
its a japanese lamp, folded one mirrion times
test
>>65193717
No I didn't
>>65194012
That' a really cool cover, what is it?
>>65194021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiHzS51rZ5A
>>65191585
new Profanatica
>>65194114
How is it?
>>65191585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Ei3N6OS7E
>>65194122
There's only one track available currently
https://hellsheadbangers.bandcamp.com/album/the-curling-flame-of-blasphemy
I haven't kept tabs on them since the 2007 album, but it seems pretty similar.
>>65194236
Yeah, that's the main reason that I stopped listening to them, all tracks started to sound the same.
>>65194267
The first Havohej album is a classic to be sure, though. It's like an alternate timeline for Incantation.
After a new listen, I found the new track to be a bit more dynamic and less blast-happy than their recent work. Interested to see what a full length brings.
Has the "mgla isn't kvlt" meme died yet?
who /thuleanperspective/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOAhaSUFiPs
Should I buy a Vektor, Exmortus, or Revocation album? Or should I buy another Skeletonwitch album?
>>65194996
>tfw he called people "good goys" in the comments of his capitalism video
>tfw he definitely browses 4chan
>>65195030
Revocation.
>>65191585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IONL7qdLD8s
>>65195057
i wonder if he's a cuckposter
>>65195116
Leaning toward Deathless since I've heard a bunch of songs on it and really like them.
Is there a band with a vocal who sounds like Lemmy?
I need the Jack Daniel's vocal cords man
>>65194996
sounds better acoustic desu
>>65195310
high on fire
>>65195310
motorhead have like 50 albums and they all sound the same man, how much more of that shit can you possibly need
Am I the only one that's ok with the new Skeletonwitch vocalist? The instrumentals are still on point.
>>65195310
Abbath on Between Two Worlds and the dude on Midnight's Satanic Royalty give me the same vibes as Lemmy
>>65195310
Beastwars has kind of similar raspy semi harsh vocals.
>>65195616
I wasn't familiar with the band before and just listened to both and I don't really see what the big deal is. The original dude is better, but the new guy is fine and keeping a violent drunk around obviously isn't practical.
>>65194556
they're not
>>65186759
2bh I think The Ride Majestic is one of the most enjoyable metal albums I've heard in a long time. The problem with with "mainstream" metal and most of Soilwork's previous output is that it usually consists of good hooks surrounded by the blandest, by-the-numbers "heavy" shit possible.
Mathcore/metallic hardcore/post-hardcore from Sydney
FFO: Converge, Fear Before, Shai Hulud, Coalesce, Cave-In, The Fall of Troy, Deftones, Glassjaw
>>65196644
Forgot the link LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YrCm-6Sd2k
>>65186755
Hey ptv spammer is back
I've fallen way behind on my black metal this year, basically I've only listened to Abbath, LVTHN, and Uada, what have been the best black metal releases so far this year?
>>65197000
listen to new Schammasch
>>65197000
Rorcal, Death Fortress, Oranssi Pazuzu, Moonsorrow if you consider them black, Cobalt, Schammasch
>>65197061
>>65197068
Moonsorrow aren't my thing, but other than that thanks
HEY METALFAGS YOU FUCKING FUCKS LETS HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY
Why does the "scene/hardcore/xcore" crowd still have cultural relevancy? Not on a huge scale, but it seems that there is all these bands popping up making awful music that no one cares about (on a large scale) and they just keep cropping up. I'm talking brocore all breakdowns, wimpy acoustic whine fest stuff, and generally poppy metal appropriation. People still think it's "cool", but only a select few. Why? I saw some local band with decent musicians but atrocious songwriting and a very poppy take on metal posting live shows with like 4 people in the crowd. Why is it that this type of music is so huge yet so minuscule at the same time?
rec me the trvest shit /metal/
in order from good to bad:
the new Cobalt > the new Schammasch, Uada, Oranssi Pazuzu, Rorcal, Death Fortress, Moonsorrow, Plague Porter, Plebeian Grandstand, Enoid
>>65197000
zhrine, draugnim, desaster and destroyer 666
>>65197148
slutty scene girls are the root of this. None of those long-haired Jennifer Aniston-looking scene cunts would be writing scene music if it weren't for the prospect of scene pussy and local reputation
>>65187768
I live in america. I really dont know where you guys get those stereotypes. I wore my bathory goathead shirt and novody cared. Gangs of religious european immigrants dont wander around looking for people to beat up. You guys are weird af.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rdOTRBYPXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-N5YLxSYPk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jCokNv1AXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu1V1BSaayg
>>65191585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXthg-3m3E0
>>65197311
>destroyer 666
overrated and always have been
>>65197148
There's still a pretty large metacore/etc scene out there. It just largely doesn't overlap with the metal one much anymore.
Small local bands, without a bigger name up top to bring the crowd, often play to tiny crowds regardless of the genre. Especially if they're bad at promotion - this sometimes even screws much larger acts. I've seen Grave play an international show to like twenty people.
ayyy
is Axe to fall /metal/?
>>65186952
great band, and their first album was actually fairly kvlt
>>65197973
Converge is Not metal
This is metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHlHs17dQY8
VANQUISH THE PAIN
>>65186734
New In Flames.
>>65191585
What do you think of pic related? I've listened to two first songs. Seems pretty average.
>>65198431
very bland and boring
Is this what a proud member of the Aryan race looks like?
I swear the older Fenriz grows, the more he looks like a garden gnome.
>>65198695
His problem is the huge beard with a weak fucking 'stache.
Hey I just found out my cat likes Arckanum. I put Antikosmos on and now she's purring.
Leave AOTY to us
>>65198894
I don't see a single nu-male in there
>>65198894
What's the deal with djent and minorities?
>>65199059
What's the deal with djent being shit? Shitskins
>>65192552
Soilwork is for faggots, you ebony epiphany.
>>65195310
There's like a million bands that rip off Lemmy's vocals and no I can't name a single one at the moment.
>>65190997
dean ambrose
What are some albums that are atmospheric without trying way too hard to be?
>>65199059
there are more minorities in all genres happening, but no one notices a new paki death metal band cause there are thousands of better preexisting death metal bands, mostly white europeans or americans. no """"new"""" """"genre"""" that comes along in metal nowadays is going to be wholly white.
>>65198894
Not holding my breath, Clear and Juggernaut were trash, any semblance of songwriting capability they had was lost after PI/PII.
>>65199350
Their riffs blow dick now too
djent is hibernating until a new meshuggah album comes out so they'll know what creativity they should be copying. inspiring stuff
>>65199309
Anything by My Dying Bride and Katatonia
>>65199435
>tfw new Meshuggah, Vildhjarta and Uneven Structure will come out in the same month
>>65199465
Source on new Vildhjarta? I haven't heard a peep from them since Jan. 2015.
>>65199435
I listen to Meshuggah for their atmosphere desu. That's why I'm not really a fan of Koloss/Obzen/Nothing. Love me some Catch 33 and I though.
>>65199465
>uneven structure
>>65199493
Thall is the new Time II
Hey Jari, it's Time II release a new fucking album you hack
>>65186636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQScefrBV6U&list=PLbVntGq0i3tYY7iDKy6JwXMvtJXQGgTTz
>"Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's in German"
>>65199503
>disliking one of the only good djent bands
shit taste
Will it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid ?
>>65199517
It's shitty post-rock with the occasional chug
>>65199465
>>65199517
>Uneven Meme
>good
Stop droning dmshareguy
>>65199506
What.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC8wMVIxibs
Good Djent?
>>65199517
Not gonna lie I really like 8 but Februus is way too poppy for me.
>>65199515
in b4 it's even more symphonic and slower than Time I
>>65199528
>post-rock with the occasional chug
Sounds like Cloudkicker
>>65199545
>>65195310
Speedwolf.
>>65199566
>tfw no more dreamdjent
>>65199548
at last truly, we have reached the land of slow and sorrow
Who/what is the George Lucas of metal?
>>65199545
One of the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLbsMqgNeiw
>>65199599
Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65199599
James Hetfield
>>65199599
Dream Theater.
>release a few good albums in the 90s
>release laughable dog shit in the late 2000s and 2010s
We'll ignore their mediocre/decent albums of the early 2000s for the purpose of this analog.
>>65199621
There's loads of bands like that though
>>65199599
In terms of butchering their older material? Kirk Hammett
Literally the only good Deathcore I can think of is Infant Annihilator
>>65199636
DT became a parody of themselves, and their recent albums are so bad that they're unintentionally funny. It fits the Lucas thing perfectly. There's plenty of bands that went from good to mediocre to bad, but none quite like DT.
>>65199648
That's really close to the actual number of good Deathcore, a bit too high though
What was that gook black metal band with the heavy usage of bass?
>>65199665
Church of Misery ?
>>65199659
>That's really close to the actual number of good Deathcore
Care to share ?
>>65199665
gotsu totsu kotsu
>>65199665
>>65199670
Sorry, I read Black as Doom for some reason
>>65199665
here you go senpai, enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8311972fDIQ
>>65199670
>church of misery
>black metal
>>65199650
Annihilator literally gets remembered only for their first album, now, what did they release since then?
>>65186636
Interesting
>>65199648
That's one of the worst deathcore bands out there, the fuck are you on? The red chord, animosity, plasma rifle, slice the cake, veil of maya, despised icon, slaughter to prevail are leagues better
>>65199727
>Norway has the lowest one out of all Scand countries
Wat
>>65199727
Finland based af
>>65199727
>Estonia that high
Wut
>>65199727
this is actually a representation of what percentage BLACKED each country is.
>>65199727
>scandinavia is a BBC
>>65199727
>Crete
I'm impressed actually.
>>65199767
Eesti is just Finland Light. Same language family, same alcoholism, same autism.
>>65199778
>Norway and Sweden is benis and Binland is balls
>>65199790
>>65199778
Remember when Sweden encompassed the duchy of Finland and it literally looked like cock and balls
>>65199767
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk
brief reminder
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/president-obama-praises-finlands-heavy-metal-culture-video/
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ozzy-osbourne-quoted-saying-brogressive-atmodjent-is-the-future-of-metal-before-disappearing-abruptly/
>>65199850
obongo is a pandering philistine
>>65199850
>linking to redditmouth
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ozzy-osbourne-quoted-saying-bjorn-speed-strid-before-dissapearing-abruptly/
>>65199870
The word you're looking for is "politician"
>>65199866
I remember this meme
>>65199892
>>65199866
not this shit again
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/i-am-beginning-to-doubt-the-validity-of-these-articles-says-cliff-burton/
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ozzy-osbourne-releases-a-new-track-featuring-bjorn-strid
>>65195310
Try some Los Bastardos Finlandeses
>song has really great intro and fantastic riffs
>suddenly vocals start and they're absolutely terrible
post them
>>65199727
kek, im finnish, i play in a metal band and I know at least 5 other friends who play in a band that plays metal. and no, I didn't know that they even liked metal when I first met them.
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ozzy-osbourne-quoted-saying-good-goy-before-dissapearin-abruptly/
>>65199927
any bathory with singing
:^)
>>65199927
Sounds like a downie with a soggy turd in his mouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80QhlaC6Tr4
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/james-hetfield-undertook-sex-change-operation-to-please-his-african-american-boyfriend
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/deceased-motorhead-vocalist-found-alive-hoax-to-boost-album-sales-says-bandmate/
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/laotian-databoard-general-goes-down-the-shitter/
i'm getting 404 on almost all of these wtf
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/notorious-youtube-racist-vikernes-found-to-have-previously-released-music-under-pseudonym-ban-called-for/
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/legendary-king-of-buttmetal-gets-featured-on-a-greek-dick-cheese-sculpture-board/
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/4chan-owner-hiroyuki-quoted-saying-its-time-to-clean-out-all-the-untrve-faggots-from-the-metal-general-on-mu/
>>65200107
what did he mean by this