holy shit dude im actually like this guy in a lot of ways. its creepin me out.
Just remember not to kill anyone and you'll be fine.
>>65186445
*try
you just have oneitis
Is that Brandon?
>>65186576
what
>>65186371
who are you ricardo for?
>>65186828
bjork and this girl irl i like
other than that i mean that i talk like him and am reclusive as fuck
>>65186371
/bjork/ general?
/bjork/ general
fav album?
fav song?
fav pic?
>>65186857
follow up question: are you still a virgin?
>>65186371
Why do these crazy murderer types always do stupid shit like take their shirts off and talk crazy and stuff?
Like if I was gonna go on a murderous rampage/ letterbomb someone I'd still at least keep my shit together enough to not speak in tongues or whatevs
>>65186910
>why do these crazy murderers do crazy things?
>>65186936
I guess, but they're already doing crazy shit by trying to kill people in the first place, why pepper it with all this unrelated fluff?
i mean i'm pretty crazy about burgers but i don't walk away from the vendor rubbing patties on my nipples y'know?
>>65186904
yeah but im 18 so not that abnormal
>>65187056
well good luck man, make sure you don't lose your mind over the irl chick and try your best to make her comfortable around you
and don't let your bjork love leave the house, people will think you're fucking weird
>>65186878
fuck outta here
>>65186910
its more a cry for help than anything
>>65187084
the irl girl she's with another guy. its like with ricardo about bjork
plus bjork she's so much older, but i still wanna be with her. dont worry about that side of things, i never talk to people. I am like ricardo after all!
>>65186371
Kill yourself for US. Not some vapid pop star, famizosha
I haven't watched any of that ricardo lopez footage so I can't exactly recall how he talks, but IIRC didn't he talk like an absolute fucking lunatic? If this is the case OP you should probably stop that.
>>65187139
*haven't watched it in a while I meant
also please don't base your self worth on girls, you need to be happy with yourself first of all
>>65186998
>i don't walk away from the vendor rubbing patties on my nipples y'know?
pleb
>>65187118
you'll just have to find somebody else then
got any interests? considering you're on /mu/ you probably like music so i recommend heading to live shows of artists you like, you can meet some great people there
>>65187139
>>65187167
he had some specific mannerisms in his speech that definitely rang the fucking insane bell
stop thinking you are like this, try harder in life, work out, dress better, look at the way you speak
life is not hard you are just lazy.
>>65187299
this anon's right
life being hard is a meme
>>65187124
>bjork
>vapid
He actually chosen the best female artist in the whole 90s to kill his self for, that's why he was patrician. Imagine the whole thing but done for Britney Spears or Geri Halliwell, even more sad and worthless.
>>65187318
to be honest, women are just a meme you can cum into
>>65187299
fyi while you are not as bad as the op you are an awful vapid person
>>65187299
>>65187318
Not helping.
Life is HARD for us folk. Take acceptance that we are here for you fucker.
>>65187299
>>65187318
conformity is bs
>>65187378
>>65187385
regardless of your pathetic teenage nihilism and hatred for yourself and the world around you life is still the way it is and if you want to live a better life then you have to actually try.
>>65187445
I try everyday. Seriously, stop being an elitist cunt & identify with the lost generation.
>>65187501
YOUR GRANDPA & HIS BOOT STRAPS... I'll be here waiting when his talk pays my bills. I wiould drown you if you are under 18 have no prospects.
I just think this is another huge bait thread to respam that guy again on this board. It's like everyone on this board feel connected to this guy, everyone on 4chan is probably a potential Ricardo Lopez.
>>65187445
I've given up. Its essentially busting your ass to impress others
>>65187601
Except my waifu is Tom Hardy.
>>65187601
everyone on /r9k/ at least
of course nobody there has the balls to do the wacko shit he did
>>65187601
Just a genuine thought in my head. Needed to come here to see if i was alone. you should see some of the other bullshit meme threads
>>65187662
just keep it bubbled up nigga
>>65187607
Can you have fun with yourself?
Find a girl you LIKE the most each week. It works, kind of.
>>65187378
>Life is HARD for us folk. Take acceptance that we are here for you fucker.
Who are you "folk"? You're just a normal guy just like me unless you have some gay ass self-diagnosed "mental illness".
>>65187607
You have to impress others to get anywhere in life, so if you don't like that just give up.
>>65187695
OFF TOPIC
Ask her out. Find out she likes you, or not, but you find the problem is yourself.
fuck I want an actual relationship.!
>>65187687
bottled up*? ;)
>>65187695
yeah you impress yourself with your own sense of humour and wit
others irritate you because they can be so dumb and shit
>>65187745
I have, im solitary other than my job. "to get anywhere" what do you mean by that?
>>65187299
great advice grandpa but i think you should go back to bed, it's past your nap time
>>65187827
>bottled up*? ;)
i know what i fucking said motherFUCKER
>>65187827
I'd say find a better crowd, but that might take some doing. Dating sights. I've done it. They don't get me, but I've gotten laid desu.
>>65187913
but what you said doesnt make sense
>>65187945
i know i'm just having a laugh with you m8
>>65186371
stop brandon
please don't hurt lauren
>>65186878
>fav album?
Vespertine
>fav song?
Cocoon or Who Is It?
>fav pic?
look
>>65188196
It's not going to happen. Stop with the stupid shit.
>>65188196
>those armpits
~uguuuuuu~
>>65188915
i will protect lavren against any maniacal shit you plan to do
>>65186371
Randy Bobandy?
>>65187601
>everyone on 4chan is probably a potential Ricardo Lopez.
even the grills?
>>65190900
I have no plans to do anything, fuck off with this stupid shit. Seriously. I'm not going to harm her or the ones she loves and cares about. I was just fucking around and this shit has gone WAY too far.
>>65187139
He starts off explaining his shit surprisingly 'rationally' and just fucking descends into his shit.
Even then, though, he still sounded like he was messed up.
>I fucking killed a million of those fucking cockroaches
>>65188196
>shaved pits
some feminist she is
>>65191441
that's something someone who's definitely going to harm her and/or her family would say
you're showing all the telltale signs of being a ricardo lopez type lunatic.
>>65187056
wew lad
>>65187299
>asocial/anti-social people are lazy
I hate this generalization. I like going on hikes, long walks, fishing and tons of other outdoor activities. I just never felt connected to other people so I just avoid them.
>>65191441
> this shit has gone WAY too far.
that's something someone who is about to snap and slaughter some people would say
>>65191574
Fuck, I'd do nothing to her. I was just memeing because it gave me attention. I will not harm her or her loved ones. I'm being honest here and you're acting like a fucking liar. The whole reason this started was people were giving me attention over the
>tfw lauren will never sit on your face and rub her asshole on your face after now wiping or bathing for a month
Weirdness, I got attention, and I kept with it. It's almost june now and I started this sometime in may and it's time for me to stop.
>>65191669
woah brandon
just calm down and put down the knife. there's no need to hurt anyone we can work this out. just relax. take a deep breath. give me the knife..
>>65191669
DON'T DO IT BRANDON
CALM DOWN EVERYTHING WILL BE OK
>>65191749
Can we just forget about this dumb shit so I can go back to posting on here normally?
>>65191787
I'm not going to lie, I enjoy their music, and I think lauren's attractive, but this whole obsession joke was something that had just got out of hand, I actually used Ricardo Lopez for inspiration for my alter-ego of sorts. Like I said before, it was a joke that went on for longer that it should have.
>>65191787
That is not an option, Brandon.
>>65191787
just drop your trip or adopt a new one you mong
>>65191853
at least pick a good waifu like bjork or kate bush not some skinny 1 in 10 britbong
>>65191853
are you joking? if you want the joke to stop drop your fucking trip or stop replying when it's brought up. if you're not baiting right now then I really don't understand how you can possibly expect this to be an effective way of "stopping the joke."
>>65191853
Honestly, how deep into obsession do you have to be with someone to the point you kill yourself? Even though I think lauren's cute, irl there's so many girls out there that could be just better than her in my mind. She just looks like the type of girls I go for.
>>65191898
>>65191945
Yeah you're definitely gonna fucking try and kill her
>>65191945
you should step away from the computer for a little while, mate. go for a walk.. get some fresh air. you're losing it right now.
>>65191945
>Honestly, how deep into obsession do you have to be with someone to the point you kill yourself?
Are you saying this is making you suicidal??? Bruther if this is true leave the boards, seriously.
>>65191998
I'm not saying that, I'm saying that I wonder how deep in the hole someone has to go to kill themselves over someone they don't know. I would never do that to lauren. It's just meme's man.
>>65192099
stage 1: denial
>>65192144
scotland is in britain
fucking americans
>>65191898
you're a fucking mess brandon
>>65192099
suuuuure, just memes
>>65192157
Shouldn't you be watching a big burly black man fucking your wife right now?
>>65192210
Like I said before, I'm just fucking around and people are starting to take it seriously and I want it to stop. I mean no harm to that girl, I'm not going to lie, I find her attractive. But I will never harm her or put her in any danger. I want this to stop, please?
>>65192299
It's almost june. I was just fucking around because I was given attention.
>>65192288
so you fuck around with people, but get assblasted when people fuck with you? that's some faggy shit
if you dish out don't bitch when you become the receiving end
>>65192288
Change you're trip if you want it to stop then you fat fucking dipshit
>>65192346
>>65192344
who want's to bet he got a cease and desist letter?
>>65187913
Hahahaha I made this pic last year and completely forgot
Didn't realize anyone had reposted it
>>65192371
i mean, realistically he's just a nuisance not a threat
>>65192402
I don't fuck with her, aside from my posts here.
>>65192251
what are you talking about u little shit
butthurt murican hahaha
>>65192540
Your wife is gonna be butthurt when she gets the BBC up her ass
>>65187299
I love this blanket replies. I'm amazed at how completely oblivious and ignorant people are.
>>65194246
it's almost like it was fucking retarded
stay 'enlightened' though
>>65187056
>18 so not that abnormal
about half of people your age have lost your virginity. keep in mind that you're only about 2 virginal years away from being abnormal, or 4 years from being a hopeless loser freak
based Ricardo is my waifu
it is my purpose to terminate Bjork for him
Can't discardo the Ricardo.
>>65187377
>>65187378
>>65187385
>>65187874
>>65191593
He's kind of right you know. Only instead of "try harder in life", which is really vague and doesn't help much, I'd say - develop a skill or a hobby.
I've always had a hard time finding common ground with people, so I spend most of my time practising music - playing, producing, mixing, even audio programming. This has helped me meet interesting people who are nice to talk to and who kind of get and appreciate what you do.
Also shrooms
>>65191147
Especially the girls.
>>65187601
Don't let the idea sink in too deeply, I've seen people identify with Christian Chandler.
