>Virgin at 22, standing by. Just jack off three times a day. It provides the same pleasure as sex without the bullshit human interaction. All desire to have sex melts away immediately upon orgasm. You'll then realize "Why the fuck did I want to have sex?"
There's more important things in life than sex. Astral Weeks, Pet Sounds, and Close To The Edge are three of them.
Is it true /mu/?
but actual sex is like better n shit, and having it boosts social worth.
>>65173541
How does it boost social worth?
Beta : the thread
>>65173698
omg look anon is posting in the beta thread!
>falling for the sex meme
Good on you OP for realizing there are much more important things in life.
>>65173753
Sex is overrated as fuck.
Music is the most important thing in the world.
>>65173526
I should probably listen to Astral Weeks
>>65173992
It's better than sex.
>>65173973
>not having sex and listening to music
>>65174020
What's wrong with that?
>>65174040
>not having sex AND listening to music
>>65173526
>he still likes music
>>65174061
>>65174020
>>65174013
>>65173973
>>65173753
why not listen to music and then hav gf who likes same music and then create sex
>>65174061
I listen to music all day and abstain from sex. Sex is vile, it distracts from the most important thing in life, which is music. Not to mention the risk of STDs, pregnancy, etc.
Again, what's wrong with that?
>>65173526
How can you know what sex feels like if you've never had sex? Also learn to put yourself out there and listen to Sgt. Pepper like a real man.
>>65174013
that doesn't tell me anything
Kind of a dupe when the musicians that made those had already had sex prior to making them.
The simple answer is you can have both.
>>65174106
Masturbation, of course I've heard Sgt Pepper, it's fucking amazing, It's just that those were the fist three that came to mind. Also included are TVU&N, DSOTM, Fun House, and Kid A.
>>65174104
>not only having sex, but ALSO listening to music
>>65174125
Masturbation is not the same as having sex.
>>65174134
with hip onaholes it is.
I want to get it on while some damn good music plays, and sing/hum along while I'm passionately kissing the neck of my bb
ffffffuck damn
fantasies man
There's a lot of music I couldn't fully relate to before going through a relationship. People become more patrician through life experience, I think. The more experience you have, the more mature your reactions and perspectives are, and the music you appreciate will change with it.
>>65174222
t b h the last relationship i was in gave me a very similar mindset and understanding
>>65173526
>virgin
>knowing whether or not sex is better than masturbation
Pick one.
sex with an actual girlfriend that you like is absolutely god-tier
sex with a girl you find hot that you just met is pretty good
the intimacy and contact is cool
all that said, i've had experiences with music that have rivaled my greatest sexual experiences
>ywn retreat into social isolationism with a girl that loves you and shares in your mutual disenfranchisement of people besides yourselves
>>65173616
if you do not know the answer to this you need to have more sex and make more friends
>>65174571
Are you implying that
Sex/social worth>sex?
