Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 23
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Lemonade is a popular drink and it still is
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, Islands, DJ Shadow, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
-/p4k/ forever
predict Autechre score
assuming they let Philip Sherburne do whatever I'm saying 7.4
/p4k/ IS MY LIFE!!!!
also craig jenkins is retired patrician who now works for vulture https://twitter.com/CraigSJ/status/735206383004602368
>>65144162
oh damn, congrats to craig "meme rap" jenkins! will update for tomorrow
whats everyone listening to? pic related, its good and i still cant believe it leaked so early
fyi, they already reviewed tim heidecker.
>>65143376
they havent gotten above a 7.6 in 15 years so i assume it will be more of the same. i'll go 7.0.
>>65144310
fuck, i missed that review somehow. thanks for the heads up.
>>65144297
BBNG listeners, tell me what you think of the following artists or be outed as a pleb:
>Vijay Iyer
>Steve Lehman
>Maria Schneider
>Dave Holland
>Tigran Hamaysaan
>>65144367
i'm a complete jazz pleb. no denial from me.
that being said, i thought the new Vijay Iyer record was interesting. i was particularly a fan of "The Empty Mind Receives"
>>65144367
muh musical dick measuring contest
i doubt anyone listening to bbng is someone who would laud them over any older jazz musician blindly because they like bbng
>>65144544
>any older jazz musician
>>65144565
how many jazz musicians releasing music are younger than bbng, theyre like barely 23 years old each arent they?
Peter, Bjorn, and John still exist? Do they even have songs that aren't Young Folks?
>>65144626
yes but 90% of them have whistling of some sort so they're all confused for Young Folks
>>65144297
just got the LP of pic related
For everybody at home:
Ariana Grande 7.6 (yuck)
Gold Panda 7.4
Steve Reich 7.6
Mock Orange 6.5
NIGHTY RUNDOWN
Ariana Grande 7.6 by Quinn Moreland
Gold Panda 7.4 by Kevin Lozano
Steve Reich 7.6 by Jayson Greene
Mock Orange 6.5 by Ian Cohen
>Ariana Grande getting a higher score than Gold Panda
jesus fucking christ
Pitchfork has a huge hard-on for Ariana Grande.
what did he mean by this
>>65146047
beat you to it senpai
Seriously, I truly believe that they only like her because she is a qt.
>Arianna Grande getting the same score as Steve Reich
what do you say gang is it time to wrap these threads up?
BNM count is at 23 for 2016. Interestingly Fantano's loved list currently also has 23 albums. Who will have the higher number by year-end?
lol p4k aint shit 4 dis
>>65146068
Who doesn't, honestly?
There was a harbinger for this type of shit in late 2014 when The Pinkprint came out. The damage is already done.
what did he mean by this
>>65147390
chris GOTT EEEEEM
>>65146128
this
what the fuck
>>65144297
>he actually follows craig jenkins on twitter
