general cringe thread
You say Animal Collective, I say Twenty One Pilots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2GNXpxQYeE
These charming individuals were a few years below me in school. This became an instant classic and they got absolutely ruined for it for weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk
These charming individuals were a few years below me in school. This became an instant classic and they got absolutely ruined for it for weeks
>>65134258
htipgncaa
>>65134225
Hey joe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu7j8yH9grs
>>65134225
needs a smiffy boy cameo
I downloaded whisper for all the fucking cancer going on there and holy shit it's real
>>65134172
>Attila
ahahahahah. they are fucking toss.
>>65134172
> you say song, I say band
Also I thought the point of "you say, I say" was too say something similar but superior? Not something completely different.
>>65135288
tell me this is a parody, please
oh btw, charge your phone anon
>>65135288
>Indie_Lover
>Literally no indie bands
lol
>>65136747
It's like 90% of phone screenshots has below 10% battery. Like what the fuck people.
>>65134225
Not any better than the rap /mu/ likes tbqh
>>65136747
>>65136787
a life not lived on the edge ain't a life worth living
>>65134172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moqXuuwK0J4
This was in a thread yesterday and was fantastic
>>65134258
I mean, their (probably) non-ironic mannerisms aside, I kind of applaud these motherfuckers for putting on such a weird out of place thing at a school talent show. Most of the ones I went to had every girl in school singing some ballad and one asshole lip syncing "I Believe in a Thing Called Love"
>>65136914
>smashes the guitar before they even play anything
>>65136915
>and one asshole lip syncing "I Believe in a Thing Called Love"
wow I can't imagine having this song tarnished by association with such lameness
the darkness' debut is a stone cold classic 2bh famalam
>>65136914
>>65136914
3/3
>>65134258
i can both admire and cringe at this in equal measure
>>65134231
holy shit that comment is like a modern James Joyce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjZYz8k3Iq4
If you can get through even a minute of this, i salute you.
>>65137461
Honestly this is not cringe at all. Pretty good.
>>65137461
pretty cringeworthy, though if I found it through RYM I would rate 5 stars probably
>>65134172
https://theonlypersonontheplanet.bandcamp.com/releases
>>65134225
>>65137589
HEY THIS ISNT CRINGE AT ALL, PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY
>>65136985
But... he's right
>>65134258
>>65136914
say what you want, but i bet they got their dicks sucked by some hipster bitches for this
>>65134258
i never understood why this was cringe
>>65134231
that whole song is cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-TkOXtfMZ8&feature=share
this is truly awful
>>65134231
>Illuminutty
>>65137461
this sounds like less spooky jandek
>>65140915
there is so much wrong here it hurts my spleen AND my peen
Unlistenable garbage.
https://envelopephilter.bandcamp.com/
https://youtu.be/yTg2G7no-fQ
>>65141114
>trying to viral and failing this badly
>>65141205
You think it's _not_ unlistenable garbage?
>>65141150
the dab torch and the screaming
>>65137539
Underrated Post
>>65134317
absolutelyharam.jpg
>>65137461
actually enjoyable at some parts. 2/3 were pretty cringy
>>65141277
you think I listened to it?
>>65140188
holy shit
>>65141300
>>65141150
more like the blatant Purple Bottle plagiarism
>>65134172
Classic, this copypasta kills me everytime
>>65134172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py4LyvY5eoc
She's really big in my town because she's local, but she's just the fucking worst.
>>65141461
35 idiots listened to the whole 15 minutes of track one.
I purposefully made this to prove that idiots will listen to anything if it was labelled "noise". I was proved right.
>>65134258
Is that a lullaby as a backing track
>>65134317
They don't even rhyme
>>65135288
14 year old genderqueer Tumblr user in their natural habitat
>>65141573
/noise/ generals forever BTFO.
>>65141573
thats funny, usually the cringe comes from outside of the threads, and posting this here instead of /bandcamp/ makes this even more cringeworthy.
This was found on the video to Dodo/Lurker by Genesis
>>65141779
>and posting this here instead of /bandcamp/ makes this even more cringeworthy.
I originally posted it in the last /noise/ general I saw.
None of them could tell it was purposefully intended to be bad. No one called it out.
Those idiots are the very definition of emporers new clothes.
>>65141804
good lord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvof7ZhmxbA
where were you when evil had no boundaries?
>>65141566
>teegan
>teenag
>teenager
>average teenager
checkmate
>>65141940
Here is the rest
>>65142008
>metal
>>65142027
>Show less
yes please
i forget what video this was on, but i think it was tmr
Britbong whiteboys trying to do swagged out drugged up cloud rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gNhd1n9eAY
The worst part is that the beat's fucking dope, Sumgii produces some seriously dark shit - ruined on these no style jokers though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-xUwDARVb4
>>65142040
>Cat Power
This genuinely hurts
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/flawless114/greatest_albums_of_all_time/
>>65143223
The attempts to look intimidating and the bandanas and Compton hats are fucking ridiculous but honestly this track is kinda fuckin dope
>>65144133
you win cringe thread forever
>>65144133
>the great branching out in 2009
>>65135288
>>65142040
This is exactly the type of shit that infuriates me; teenage hipsters who think they're so unique and special because they listen to music that barely even qualifies as "alternative".
>>65134317
this was just painful
>>65135288
no, nobody else listens to twenty one pilots or panic! at the disco, what a fucking outcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaT8pPg8Mfk
>>65134225
u wot m8
>>65144642
>those drums
>>65134258
I lost at 0:15. "BLLLAT"
>>65141819
sounds nice to me, mate. i like your work
>>65141567
I bet her farts stink and she's a bitch to her boyfriends.
Also the music sucked.
>>65141150
Pretty good music actually.
>>65136985
This isn't even cringe, sure it's a bit of hyperbole, but the guy has a point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuAdg_xDQFU
PANDA PANDA PANDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAh2AiTKuuU
>>65140188
>dadrock
>>65144133
Well, everyone go home folks. We have a winner.
>>65145102
Only tangentially music related but holy fuck.
>>65144133
can't read this whole thing
>>65145102
...is that a rapist?
>>65145283
you will not regret it
my jaw is on the floor
>>65144133
This is the best thing I've ever seen
>>65144133
Forcing people to dance to music they most likely don't know and getting all pissed about it. What a fucking idiot.
>>65145315
what song
>>65145405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atELHQ1wZ1Y&list=PL6897627919D2A690&index=5
>>65144133
There's no way this actually happened. It's not possible to be this socially inept.
...R-right?
>>65134225
underage bant
git outta heeeere
>>65144133
>the average AnCo fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXawZfHBCIY
i used to know this guy irl and he was fucking crazy. he's gonna be making it big any second now!!
>>65142040
who the hell is modest mouse
>>65136914
this is more funny than cringe
>>65145609
top kek
>>65134225
Is that king krule second from left
>>65134317
>is fat tumblrina
>can still get laid
reeeeee
>>65136914
>it's about this huge metalhead who goes to our school
>>65145608
the fuck is this
>>65143223
Appearances aside I kinda fucks w this
>>65142869
mmhm
>>65136787
livin like larry
>>65142040
Arcade Fire? Never heard of them, they must be really underground.
beat the whole thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqrg7RJTFZ0
>>65140188
It's like a weird al parody
>>65140915
>What is bait?
>>65146242
Who the hell are The Suburbs??
>>65144995
>sounds nice to me, mate. i like your work
Why, when I purposefully all told you I made this "music" to be as shit as possible, have a further 16 of you listened to the entire 15 minutes of track one. What the fuck is wrong with you all.
Am I being reverse trolled? It's as shit as I could make it. Why don't you turn it off after 10 seconds?
Which one of you fucking idiots sat through it?
>>65134225
https://youtu.be/4fgQoKO4LU4
Your videos aren't any better, mate
>>65145608
Pot-head Shia
>>65143784
>32 year old guy
Whoa
>>65145102
jesus fuck dude, if you're gonna be a creeper be lowkey about it like the rest of us
>>65144133
Fucking golden
>>65145608
I want to be on this guys level too much to cringe at it
>>65145706
This guy gets laid more than any of us
>>65146308
Swagged out to fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES
JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES
>>65146866
classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pmR4Grf9h0
N E X T L E V E L
>>65144133
Aaaahh
aaaaaahhhh
Oooooooooh
This, this is pain
>there are still metalcore bands this shitty and generic in 2016
>That band name - can you say generic again
>girls screaming WOOO
>Those fucking vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4foD95F1M
>>65134172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0bYORWv7Fg
>>65144133
>whatever
>>65147089
Metalcore and deathcore are so cringe.
>>65145609
>I am not going to kill or stalk you
(´・ω・`)
>>65137461
>tfw liked everything except the singing
>tfwnf
>>65142011
Maximum zozzle
>>65134172
It kind of weirds me out that the people who post things like this always name pop artists who are not relevant. T-Pain? The fuck? Kesha? She's been in the news but she sure wasn't on the radio last year.
I don't even listen to top 40 but I at least know who is actually on it.
>>65147673
normies have their stale pasta too
>>65134225
this honestly doesn't sound too far off from the Yung Lean/Bones/whatever white kid memerap
>>65137417
kek
>>65135288
Charge your phone anon
>>65147729
underage
>>65136915
>>65137220
>>65144833
>being this new
Amazing song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZWaF1Eilmc
>>65141114
sadly know quite a few people who listen to stuff that sounds like this. it's extremely popular in New Orleans right now. life is a big fucking meme
>>65144133
i would feel bad if i didn't hate this guy so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH7E7Z_1IDQ
personal fav
>>65136914
HEY
THIS IS PRETTY GOOD
NOT CRINGE AT ALL
for real though, this was fucking hilarious.
>>65142040
>imagine dragons
like dude, come on, how can you even remotely think imagine dragons is indie when radioactive was played litterally everywhere when it came out.
>>65136915
its not a school talent show, it looks like one of those battle of the bands competitions
>>65147267
>killingswitch engage
>musical perfection
>not sonical, because it sounds like sonic the hedgehog
>he loves for music
The guy who's website this comes from was my writing teacher freshman year of college, he actually didn't notice that by the end of the year i was just openly making fun of him.
>>65147089
The guy filming this seems to be putting more effort into it than the band, and that's not saying much.
>>65147089
Bets on which of these kids will be the one who still thinks their teen band was awesome 10 years from now?
>>65134231
>aspy
you got that right
the classic
>>65147782
>sadly know quite a few people who listen to stuff that sounds like this. it's extremely popular in New Orleans right now. life is a big fucking meme
Play them that album, ask what they think of it, then tell them it was made to sound shit on purpose.
Will be laffs.
>>65135288
Troye Sivan is hot though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA7v8kb3bPg
Ultimate Cringe.
This video made me feel so dirty i had to shower afterwards.
>>65146525
Pretty good stuff anon, share if you make any more man
>>65144133
we need to find this guy
>>65148396
though being honest like 90% of the create your own viper video videos are cringey as fuck
>>65148400
You can make it yourself. This is how you do it.
Take any track you were already working on, any 3 minute track. Now add 2 distortion and two delay pedals to every instrument. Turn the distortion up full (every dial). Make sure it's basically a wall of scritchy noise.
Open any random synth. Bang on it randomly with both open palms. Add distortion and delay. Export song. Timestretch it so instead of being 3 minutes long it's an hour. Add more reverb for good luck.
Voila, your very own shit noise album.
>>65148481
You figured that all out on your own, really impressive actually. Gives a whole new dimension to the music, looking forward to whatever you do next!
do not enter
>>65142011
kek
>>65144133
it's reddit, not surprised tbhfam
>>65147843
>Well... First I was a fato, eating a burrito instead of moms spaghetti
>But look at me now, got a body like the legendary Arnold
>Schwarzhuenegger
>>65148908
do you actually think this is what reddit is like? because half of the posts in this thread are stolen from /r/cringe and /r/cringepics
>>65134172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc6zAYQwCHo
>>65147622
The singing is the best tho
>>65144749
>kid606
nice
>>65145634
They made 1 decent song once
https://soundcloud.com/djdreme/under-the-sea
check this shit
>>65134231
This is too outrageous to be cringe
>>65136985
Pop for over 50 years has been mostly uninspired garbage
>>65145674
what song
>>65135288
he would be outcasted on /mu/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y14gcCpgmiQ
yeah
>>65146525
artist's intention doesn't matter
>>65141566
he's obviously mocking those kids.
>>65144133
>dance, or please leave
>>65145706
tfw old last.fm ;_;
>>65147267
the reviews are basically
>omg this is like, so good like, you need to listen to this from start to finish like, omg
https://youtu.be/J3Wu-UHsRsQ
The absolute worst cover of a song I've ever heard. This shit hurts me internally
>>65144749
I love that guy
>>65148457
damn who is the boner condoner on the far left in the teal sweatshirt
Why is every picture is this thread a wall of text? It's a cringe thread man I just want a cheap thrill.
>>65134231
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>65135288
God why the fuck do these tumblrinas think any of that stuff is underground?
>>65144833
>>65136915
>>65137220
>spot the summerfags
>>65136724
>you say music, I say MOOOOOOOOM
>>65147387
That story alone is the cringiest shit I've read in my life
>>65144133
>>65148615
Honestly not sure which of these is worse. The first one has the awful social embarrassment aspect but the second manages to combine creepy stalker with annoying self-deprivation.
>>65147843
>The legendary Arnold Schwarzemenuuegger
>>65142040
Empire of the sun are pretty good tbqh
trump supporter rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJf3lIIE0_E
>>65148328
>2001-2006 music is changing
BASED
>>65144133
If you're a cringe patrician the first paragraph is by far the biggest cringe.
Hey guys, you forgot this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe0fvUgvvQg
>>65136914
10/10 would smoke weed and listen to noisegrind with these guys
>>65134231
>Special exemption dispensation from the Hillsong Bieber-berg church of the Boho Grove Oingo Bongo.
what the actual fuck dude
>>65135288
>tfw i'm associated with these people because i liked Sempiternal
reeeeeeeeee
>>65146308
>being a bern out
>>65144133
Holy shit
/thread
>>65144133
>I don't know what the reason nobody danced was
oh my god
>>65134231
I'm convinced this is some sort of brilliant satire or shitposting.