Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 23
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-God bless Courtney Barnett, who killed it on SNL last night
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, Islands, DJ Shadow, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
-/p4k/ forever
wow, guess there really is nothing of note up for review, 30 minutes without a reply
What's everyone listening to?
pic related
Why didn't they ever review Noctourniquet? Afraid to admit The Mars Volta dropped a bomb on they asses?
>>65094531
Maybe pitchfork finally had pity and stopped their relentless beat down
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
>>65094718
is that Zoe?
>>65094527
Now Im onto
>>65094737
Yep with her favorite album of 2015
>>65094863
Hey Zoe, if you're here
Fucked Up > TA
>>65094718
why are her eyes so pretty bros?
>>65094527
pic related
>>65094718
>>65094863
I guess that's a decent AOTY.
2015 was kinda shit full of a lot of mediocrity so a double/triple album about personal struggle, even if it's all the same song musically, would stick out
Anyone want to hear a funny story? I hung out with schreiber the weekend before last
>>65095230
okay, go on...
>>65095180
But TPAB and Flies Dont Come came out in 2015 anon, how can what you said be true?
>>65095230
just let it go already, Patrick.
>>65095230
I once hung out with Schreiber, but he got really handsy and made me feel uncomfortable
>>65095230
I've been having an illicit affair with Brandon Stosuy for 4 years and I can confirm this is bullshit
>>65095385
whats his dick smell like?
>>65095230
that's a really funny story, thanks
>>65095336
TPAB - yes
so the flies don't come - ehhhh
>>65095402
tube amps and incense
>Aesop Rock
>King Gizzard
>Nothing
>Day of the Dead
>Death Grips
>Modern Baseball
Which one got robbed of a BNM the most?
>>65095470
those are all bad tho, should be
>Xiu Xiu
>Deakin
>Dalek
>PJ Harvey
>Julianna Barwick
>>65095336
both are mediocre
>>65095256
Sooooo, I was at this music festival with a bunch of bnm bands playing, the first night I saw him hanging around and thought it'd be a little weird to just walk up and talk to him, so i decided to just wait and see if we ran into each other. So i'm selling a bunch of different drugs and since I was friends with some people playing the fest I got a vip wristband. I'm just hanging out backstage late into the night and a friend of mine grabs me and says "I'd like to introduce you to someone"
it's schreiber, there in the flesh. I don't even tell him my name at first, I just say to him "I bet 12 rods was fucking amazing back in the day, huh?". He gets this hilarious look on his face like I just told him I was fucking his mom and says "uh, yeah, they were".
Then he tells me he's djing prince for 2 hours at this afterparty thing and wants to get "properly fucking zooted" we talk music while I rack him up some blow and joke about giving him the whole bag for a job at p4k, then he asks me if I write and blah blah I get a little shy. He was a nice enough guy just kind of struck me as a tool.
>>65095599
Is this a copy pasta already or will it become one?
Cool double dubs by the way
>>65095521
>king gizzard and death grips didnt get snubbed
>>65095403
dawg you talking shit on milo?
>>65095575
>>65095599
>"I bet 12 rods was fucking amazing back in the day, huh?"
hahahhahahahhahahahhahha
>>65095681
>nerd rap
>>65095748
his new album wasn't nerd rap though...
>>65095656
I swear it's true, i don't have any real evidence. other than maybe what the festival was but i'd rather not divulge, I had to sneak in because i'm underage and I made a lot of amazing connections that I think will be fruitful throughout my twenties, but eh whatever. I forgot to mention I sold him some molly too and he kept saying he was going to play "really deep cuts" at his prince set. I didn't even stay up for it because he went on at like 3 in the morning. i bet it sucked.
>>65095722
I know right? I just did that for the internal lulz
>>65095673
At least someone answered my question!
>>65095521
>Julianna Barwick
She def got snubbed that was one of her best she's put out
>>65095599
I believe this because it's an open secret that the guy does coke. what fest?
>>65095758
he's still a nerd, anything he does is nerd rap
drake is harder than milo desu
pause
>>65095827
I won't tell you, buuuuut, it was the weekend of the 14th
>>65095882
who cares, his new album wasn't about being hard
>>65095898
Jesus christ. Arcosanti?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>65095599
also, don't do coke, there's your PSA for the day
>>65095927
>also, don't do coke
you're a milo fan all right
I want to snort coke off Zoe's butthole and lick the leftovers
>>65095927
Get a life, drugs in moderation are fun, in excess are destructive. Balance is key.
>>65095918
Hehe, maybe, I'm gone
>>65096002
yah, I do drugs, coke isn't good in moderation, its shit in any direction
>>65095970
pick better drugs anon
>>65094527
Listening to this while I wait to see if the Goodness link in the archive is real
>>65096180
like what tripman?
L I T E R A L L Y
NOTHING
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>65096581
literally any of the ones that don't fuck your body in 12 different ways
lmao what is this 1960?
i'm going to bed
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Bob Dylan 6.4 by Winston Cook-Wilson
Pantha du Prince 8.0 by Nathan Reese
Rhys Chatham 7.6 by Marc Masters
Eagulls 6.6 by Stuart Berman
Christian Naujoks 7.5 by Philip Sherburne
>>65096655
Nice digits f a m
>>65093975
If possible, could you make an OP image for Swans and The Hotelier?
>6.4
IT'S OVER BOB DYLAN IS FINISHED
>>65096689
for swans please change text to good heavens just look at the rape accusations
>>65096703
Bob Dylan's voice is shot. If they review his old stuff it'd be BNR material for sure
I have a review on a God tier album.
http://www.soundovermind.com/2016/05/22/lonely-ghost-funereal/
