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>>65083758
POLKUJA
>not shaving his belly with a rusty razor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3UebW-dGPY
>>65087840
go listen to six feet under then come back and say that again
Schammasch>DsO
>>65087902
I'm refering exclusively to CC Barnes in that post.
How do you pronounce this band and album name
>>65087944
"benis"
>>65087902
it's not the same though, he smoked himself retarded after CC
>>65087944
paste it on google translate
>>65087927
The guy in the other thread was right, Corpsegrinder is objectively the better vocalist, Barnes' project after CC were shit tier
>>65087944
my best attempt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mGUY8zc5fl
>>65087973
Technically speaking, Corpsegrinder is better indeed. But I prefer listening to Barnes low growls over Corpsegrinder's.
FORCED TO FIGHT BEHIND
THE CROOKED CROSS
>>65088004
FUCK YOU
xth for corpsegrinder
>>65088073
more like neckgrinder amirite?
>implying the best DM vocalists aren't the ones that can do fucking operatic shit
>>65088110
>operatic shit
ATTACK FIRE AGAINST FIRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MroVGqKrJe4
>>65088010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU0RIt2TeSg
>>65088110
what do you mean?
>>65088100
>>65088073
>Mfw when I'll never have a tree trunk neck like George
>>65088110
>akercocke
>>65088145
I mean
https://youtu.be/TWEvDS0UNsk?t=31s
>>65088073
>George on stage
'YOU CAN FUCKIN FUCK SUPPORT FUCKIN' CYAAAMM AAAANN!!!! So fuckin' death metal fuck support'
>>65088155
seriously, does he have a fucking disease or something? Why is his neck so thick?
>>65088162
>akerstache
BAYBUH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOrXDNf0UgA
>>65088184
because BEEF
>>65088184
cause he gets a lot of pussy
why's your neck so thin
>>65088184
he headbangs a lot
seriously, that's why
Why is Virgin Steele so epic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgVxSUejrGk
any more orthodox death metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCGOyvfzd-U
>>65088236
I fucking laughed to myself
What is it about Nergal that triggered /meal/ so much? Is it because he gets to fuck 10/10 everyday playing pure evilish blacken death metal?
>>65088297
supermodels are the least 10/10 women on the planet
give my a homely metal babe any weekend
>>65088230
>peruvian glam metal
>>65088297
Because Behemoth are overrated mediocrity.
>>65088297
>10/10
lmao i'd rather bang nergal
>>65088297
>Behemoh
>Pure evilish
>>65088346
literally this
>>65088362
>>65088346
>>65088317
>derp metul babes are hotter
>>65088297
Look at this clip and tell me it doesn't look like one of these fragrence adverts that make no sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xbZMJGpc9I
>>65088378
nah, but the girls in the pic are unattractive
>>65088378
you do realise hotness is subjective, right?
>>65088330
They're fun to listen to.
>>65088378
People have different taste in females
>>65088378
hotness is subjective and yeah i'd rather since i am metally
>>65088397
Behemoth being nonsensically pretentious is nothing new.
>>65088248
Is that why Corey Taylors neck is the way it is as well?
>>65088447
I'm not saying that, but it has the same scenography, face closeup, pseudo artsy religic figures, landscapes, even the black and white filter.
Is Vital Remains ever gonna release new stuff? Last release was fucking '07.
>>65088297
Well Behemoth is literally pop music in Poland so hes pretty much like a huge pop star there
>>65088560
I thought they hate him because they're staunch Catholics?
How comfy is meal on this beautiful Sunday
>tfw Nergal even runs a nightclub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUCI0FUfPE
Is there anything this man can't do?
Hate to ask but does anyone have a download link for Despairing Fates by Soulmass? Been a Souls fan for years but just found them last week. I've looked on TBP, Kickass, Rutracker, archives and Soulseek. Only place I haven't checked is what.cd but don't have a membership there. I'd really appreciate it and will just about anything in return.
>mfw slow, 6/8 blast beats
>>65088720
example?
>>65088713
>Is there anything this man can't do?
write good music
I mean he's going to release a country album and it's going to suck too.
>>65088822
>Implying demigod wasn't great
>>65088713
keep a good hairline
>/meal/ are so contrarian they actually hated The Satanist
>>65088713
produce white blood cells
>>65088713
>nightclub doesn't play death metal all night
fucking wasted opportunity, you dumb pole.
also, what the fuck is that stupid song playing in the video? is this the kind of shit that plays in nightclubs these days?
>>65088899
I didn't hate it, but I only liked one song.
>>65088822
Vincent/Nergal collab when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3grf25KbNgc
thanks to whoever posted Truckfighters - Gravity X earlier
I've been really getting into Peste Noire recently, I think it's my current favorite band. Are there any other bands with that sort of sound? I've listened to some Baise Ma Hache but are there any others?
BM is the cancer killing metal
y/n?
>>65089127
yea jessie
>>65088899
It was boring. Not bad but not exiting either.
>>65089127
Not BM, but rather this growing trend of casual bland black metal. Like Aborted just did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCGOyvfzd-U
>listens to le crossbow duel guy once
damn this is awful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH01_Q3oSxI
>>65089240
That guitar is completely out of tune what the fuck
>>65089240
>>65089108
Well tbf they are also french so it's not like they are jumping on the PN worship doing the french "rural black metal" thing
>>65089240
AMSG is similar, less Peste Noire influenced and from a convicted canadian felon
>>65089418
They literally sound like early Peste and have folk influences like them
>>65089127
BM is the best metal subgenre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz-UA6rjQ8Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR6g6_OLhFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbRA10i9C4o
>>65089469
nice memes
>>65089469
I swear is that you who always post that mem8lth video where the whole crowd were roman saluting?
>>65087827
Did they announce a new album yet?
>>65089537
no, but I checked out the album after he posted it and I really like those two songs (the one from the video and the one I posted)
I'm also a fan of Nokturnal Mortum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T2H-YGmHSM
>>65087892
Why would you even post garbage like that?
>>65088297
Nergal's the hottest one in the pic. not even a faggot.
>>65090047
you get people in /meal/ who like the pogues and flogging molly so I thought why not
>>65088633
He was a judge on the Polish version of The Voice
Post a thrash song catchier than Infectious Hospital Waste.
You can't.
>>65090280
Tankard's The Beauty and the Beast
>>65090280
Hit the Lights :^)
does metal like yob? or are they "hipster metal" too?
Wow, this is one of the best folk metal albums I heard in years, even better than new Moonsorrow
>>65090356
I love Tankard but that song doesn't reach Infectious Hospital Waste levels of catchiness
>>65090397
:^)
What is the metal equivalent to Ween?
>>65090619
Native Construct
>>65090619
devin townsend maybe
>>65090636
Ween is actually good though
>>65090671
kek
ANGEL OF DEATH
MONARCH TO THE KINGDOM OF THE DEAD
INFAMOUS
BUTCHER
ANGEL OF DEATH
ANGEL OF DEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH * DUN DUN*
>>65091033
>filename is metallica song
literally but why tho
>>65088718
Bump.
>>65091057
BECAUSE I MADE THAT DANK MEME WHILE LISTENING TO METALLICA AND I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO SLAYER MY MAN
>>65091151
act your age
if you're already doing that then you aren't allowed on this site
>>65091188
god why is everyone so fucking salty on here lately? It's like being surrounded by angry mums
>>65091188
TASTE ME YOU WILL SEE
MORE IS ALL YOU NEED
DEDICATED TO
HOW I'M KILLING YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
FAVORITE ALBUM TITLE GO
The Erosion of Sanity.
>>65091303
Hybrid Theory
>>65091303
Maximum Overload
>>65091303
Starfire Burning Upon The Ice-Veiled Throne Of Ultima Thule
>>65091242
>mums
You are not doing a lot to convince me you aren't a child.
> why is everyone so fucking salty
have you considered that the problem is you?
So I just listened to Two Hunters again and it's not quite as boring as the last 5 times I fell asleep listening to it.
If I listen another 20 times I might actually start enjoying it.
That is all.
>>65091379
u mad bro??????
>>65091417
>falling asleep during the beauty that is that album
You people are crazy
>>65091303
The Great Barrier Reefer
>>65091417
>mfw Dia Artio
>mfw 3:25 on in Vastness and Sorrow
it's actually not bad
I couldn't really get into any other album they put out though
A Looming Resonance is a good song on their EP though
>>65091510
I'm unironically a Mgla/Alcest/Woods of Desolation fan so the more classic style of BM that is Wolves is just completely boring to me. Like I said though, it's starting to grow on me.
>>65091427
You're the one swearing and upset someone is calling you on your childlike posting
>>65091536
>tfw Cleansing
This album is really fucking good, nice doomy stoner stuff with a fucking GREAT frontman/vocalist. Anyone heard it?
>>65091574
Gigantic women are my fetish weeeeew @ this album cover
>>65091538
Just feel and move with it man. It's such a beautiful record.
>>65091557
that last FIIREEEEEEEEEEEE is the tightest shit ever
I have about as much respect for Gojira as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb.
i really like cattle decap but hates their vegan bullshit. if i eat meat every time i listen to them that kinda makes me not a faggot, yeah?
>>65091303
Streetcleaner
>>65091702
I like them a lot but the new material is sounding a little lackluster, honestly
>>65091730
only two of the four guys are vegan
New Katalepsy leaked, lads
I RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I RIDE THE WINDS AND BRING THE RAIN, A CREATURE OF LOVE
AND I CAN'T BEEEEEEEEE TAAAAAAAAAAAAMED
>>65091702
>>65091730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hurAo6Y9A0
>>65091758
Their albums have a consistent vegan/anti-animal abuse theme from lyrical content to album covers
Nick Menza is kill
>>65091783
SDvbgghxj lkj,lůhmnxvfcxfc
links nao
>>65091824
i'm uploading right now
>>65091824
its on slsk
>>65091795
i'm not memeing though. it's pure coincidence the post above is pasta. i do like mackys too so thanks i guess.
>>65091758
they cancel each other out then. saves me the trouble.
>>65091869
Hype
>>65091824
>>65091783
S L A M
L
A
M
>>65091909
I understand that you are not memeing. I am asking you to kill yourself.
>>65091379
see?
>behold child I have bested you in argument *gravity tipping*
The GOAT.
>>65091992
See what?
>>65092001
>>65092001
>Tfw Menza is kill and you'll never heear that lineup again
AM I BANNED
>>65092042
Surreal man.
I was reading this twitter page last night and he tweeted something about signing autographs and doing a gig. Rumors fly around that Menza died on stage. 4 hours later, Dave is losing his shit saying that he passed away.
So what 2016 releases am I missing?
Entropia - Ufonaut
Temple Below - The Dark Goddess
Temisto - Temisto
Suspiral - Delve into the Mysteries of Transcendence
Spektr - The Art to Disappear
Schammasch - Traingle
Mortichnia - Heir to Scoria and Ash
Ill Omen - III. Æ.Thy.Rift
Chthe'ilist - Le Dernier Crépuscule
Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Arc
Naðra - Allir vegir til glötunar
Ritual Chamber - Obscurations (To Feast On The Seraphim)
The Body - No One Deserves Happiness
Magrudergrind - II
Perturbator - The Uncanny Valley
>>65092138
new Katalepsy and Wormed, lad
you literally managed to miss the best albums of this year
>>65092138
katatonia, fyrnask, sarastus, howls of ebb, moonsorrow, cobalt, destoyer666, krallice
>>65092112
Oddly enough i was listening to Rust in peace when i read Dave's Facebook post
Shit senpai i wanted a rust in piece lineup reuinion
>>65090408
sludge / doom was ruined after hipsters coopted it
>>65092138
You're missing the actually good The Body release, their collab with FoH.
And you're missing Zealotry
>>65092138
Gadget - The Great Destroyer
Wormed - Krighsu
Destroyer 666 - Wildfire
Rotten Sound - Abuse to Suffer
Priapus - Depressant
Collision - Satanic Surgery (good dumb fun)
>>65092138
horrified - of despair
gruesome - dimensions of horror
desaster - the oath of an iron ritual
abbath - abbath
>>65092042
>>65092112
>>65092188
Jesus Christ. Did not know. Wow.
Post em.
>>65092187
>Fyrnask
Ahh right, I remember seeing that pop up. Gotta get on that. Totally forgot about Cobalt as well. Didn't know Krallice had a new release already?
>>65092205
No One Deserves Happiness was good though? You're right though, I did miss the FoH collab, gotta get on that.
Will check the rest of the stuff being recommended.
>>65092298
Are we posting garbage?
>>65092313
Cobalt's new one a shit
>>65092298
do you even like metal?
>>65092298
I see you like your proge
>>65092298
>>65092298
Essential dying alone core
I'm just gonna dump my favorite metal albums.
>>65092369
Don't do that, please.
>>65092369
when are you gonna start?
metal is for children
This is gonna be a good thread
Is /mu/ the most toxic board, or is it /v/?
>>65092471
fuck off back to the league of legends chat you whiny faggot
complaining about people being toxic is for idiots
>>65092471
Clearly you've never been to /tv/
>>65092453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8m1Z43uato
>>65092298
What's that album in the middle?
Can someone explain this meme to me? Everyone's calling this album a masterpiece and here I am incredibly underwhelmed by this mediocrity.
Dead End Kings is way better.
>>65092551
Vildhjarta - Thousands of Evils
Fair warning, it's chugshit, although some of the best around.
>>65092562
1/10 crows don't fly upside down
>>65092594
yeah they do
thats like literally all crows do
are you in some weird country without crows or something
These faggots come up to you and say your favorite death metal band isn't true death metal.
How do you respond?
damn youngins listing to nu metal or some shit like that
Go 80's metal. fuck ye
>>65092702
LE WRONG GENERATION XD
>>65092686
my favorite death metal bands are slaughter, jungle rot, and cannabis corpse.
Me on the left
>>65092686
Laugh, call them faggots, walk away
>>65092138
Arktis
>>65091863
I need my fix!
>>65092686
I immediately stop listening to that band, obviously
>>65092686
put on a shit-eating grin and say "yeah, that's cool man"
Which trip has the worst taste?
We can disregard djentfag for now, and dmcuckguy no longer applies
>>65092686
Sorry, I don't listen to metal, you fucking virgins.
>>65092919
Right now you're being more cancerous than tripfaggots.
Kill yourself and stop trying to shit up the thread
>>65092910
>>65092963
put your trip back on iopquck
>>65092204
Can someone tell me what ISN'T hipster metal?
Black, death, doom, and slam, have all been coopted by hipsters according to this general. So that leaves power and metalcore?
>>65088448
sucks that he's a manlet though
>>65092995
No, power metal is hipster as fuck. It's an innately hipster genre.
Metalcore has been coopted many times, but no one cares because it's metalcore
why don't you try not giving a shit?
>>65093048
>No, power metal is hipster as fuck.
You're fucking retarded.
One literally gives up their social credibility and sex life when they delve into power metal. It's the antithesis of hipster.
>>65092686
Hey, this already happens every time I post on /metal/
>>65092965
>look up that image
>find this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcKmRts7-YY
JUST
>>65093182
No. Hipsters can listen to and like power metal. It's like caverncore- Caverncore emphasizes this old school approach, and so does power metal, except power metal is poppy, melodic and very accessible relative to most metal. It's what hipsters first get into.
I cite This Exists, the hipster youtube channel with an interest in metal. The lead hipster is shown wearing power metal shirts several times. Helloween and the like.
>>65093048
>power metal
>hipster
hipsters are far too self aware to listen to something as bombastic, cheesy and unashamedly fun as good power metal. The fuck you talking about?
>>65093250
>>65093182
sup bro just some hipster power metal comin thru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0
>>65093248
>one false poser faggot wears a bunch of T-shirts
>therefore power metal is hipster
Hipsters get into atmoshit, doom and proge, not power you inconsolable idiot.
>David Beckham wears a Bonded by Blood shirt
>therefore he's an old school thrasher
>>65093250
>hipsters are far too self aware to listen to something as bombastic, cheesy and unashamedly fun as good power metal.
Have you forgotten that hipsters are masters or irony?
>Showed Deafheaven to a bunch of normies
>they hated it
I thought you said it was normiemetal?
Is deathcore hipster metal? Let's talk about some good deathcore
>>65093312
Are you seriously this mad just because your favorite genre can be liked by hipsters? Why?
It's pop metal in it's purist form of course entry plebs will like it, and that includes hipsters.
http://fullmetalhipster.com/category/heavy-metal/power-metal/
>>65093319
Ingested are fucking sick lad
>>65093319
>good deathcore
lmao
>>65093367
Your intimate knowledge of hipster culture has me worried about how you cope with AIDS
hipster power metal
>>65093395
fucking hipster
>>65093405
Is somebody butthurt because hipsters like his precious power metal?
So grim, so true, so real
>>65093312
chill dude, so what if hipsters like it? so long as they're not the target audience and therefore dictating trends in power metal, why should you give a fuck?
>>65093316
how normie? top 40 kids won't like it, but kids that listen to shit like indie rock & folk, shoegaze, and other /mu/core probably will
http://elitistmetalhead.blogspot.ca/
so which one of you does this piece of shit
>>65093504
top40+metalcore/djentcore fags
>>65092686
LIFE METAL DOES NOT ENTRY
Is the new Vektor album a meme?
>>65093578
>Keeping it metal as fuck for over 35 years!
Nobody on 4chan is older than 25
>>65093649
yeah it is. I can't believe people are still listening to hipster metal like thrash, tech death, and black metal
>>65093665
You'd think that would be true. You'd hope no pathetic loser would have such a shit life that 4chan is still a part of it after 25.
And you've be wrong.
>>65093293
here, have some Italian power metal
https://youtu.be/PMkQaa2V3PQ
Best starting place for Immolation?
>>65093695
L-l-leave black metal out of this
>>65093711
hey this is pretty good, not hipster at all
>>65093739
yeah I like it, she's got a unique voice/accent. also as a side note, I believe she recently got her phd or masters or something like that
>>65093738
it's been coopted by hipsters dude, luckily here's some non-hipster blackened deathcore that you might like
dude got in trouble for asking underage girls for pics of their feet, very trve
>>65093783
hipster as fuck
>>65093783
Currently listening to the new Schammasch album plz don't let it become a meme, it's too good
>>65093773
thats terrible. i like my woman dumb and trashy.
>>65093711
I am seeing hipsters in the crowd
>>65093850
>avant-garde black metal
lmao cancerous hipster shit
>>65093773
>unique voice/accent
literally street whore voice
>>65093894
well alrighty then, fuck you too
>>65093711
>tfw no fat power metal girlfriend
I have a gun in my mouth right now give me one reason not to kill myself
>>65093887
;_;
>>65093850
>Schammasch
You mean Triangle? That's already a meme
You're like a week too late to that fight
>>65093915
fuck you three, powerhipster
>>65093716
honestly Majesty and Decay. That did it for me.
Sorry guys its official, the only non-hipster genres left are nu, metalcore and deathcore.
>>65092562
you're not missing anything gothic/doom metal is hipster trash
>>65093981
HOOHAAA
>>65093981
what about funeral doom?
>>65093916
>fat
Nah, do it.
Clearly your standards are unrealistic and you'll never find love, let alone a summer fling or even a one night stand.
>>65094030
I love funeral doom Bell Witch, Lycus the list could go on
>>65094030
>Ahab
>Pallbearer
Hipster as fuck
>>65093981
Well i've always known that
>>65094030
hipster shite obviously
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/17450-longing/
>>65094030
anything doom is hipster as fuck
>>65093462
>The target audience for power metal, and the ones therefore dictating the trends, and nerdy beta males who play D & D
disgust
>>65093997
What isn't hipster trash?
>>65094046
this
I don't get how anyone thinks she's fat, I mean yeah she's no stick but definitely not fat
>>65094058
I'm not too big on bell witch, I'm more into stuff like swallow the sun
>>65094114
>she's no stick but definitely not fat
t. Cleetus
>>65094114
>I don't get how anyone thinks she's fat, I
>Americans
>>65094132
ok, how does liking rubenesque women make me a redneck?
>>65094092
mechanical mid-90s US brutal dm
>>65094170
If you're unable to correctly identify fat people as fat you're an American.
If you're an American, you're a redneck.
You're unable to correctly identify fat people, therefore you're a redneck.
Power Metal can be hipster, but Power is not a hipster genre, unless you are retarded enough to think this is "hipster"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pctYkhbpOLY
>>65094211
>hurr, if she's not anorexic she's a fatty
