THE MADMAN JUST BTFO EVERYBODY
I'm glad he liked Clarence Clarity - No Now. He'll be sure to praise the hooks on that one
>>65075754
there's no case that he doesn't browse /mu/ anymore
who?
>whites btfo
>blacks btfo
>trannies btfo
>women btfo
Is there anyone who is safe from this madman?
>>65075796
Gimmicky metal bands based on what he liked and his all time list.
>ANCO not on the list
Painting With 10/10?
>>65075754
I agree with most of everything oddly, but he needs to fuck off with his lust boner for hating radiohead
>>65076131
can't deserve hype that they didn't get
>>65076152
Radiohead are legitimately not that great Montie
Why can't you acknowledge this?
>>65076152
shut up montie
>>65076174
They're the best band of the past 20 years.
ANDY STOTT > RADIOHEAD
PLEBS BTFO
>>65076152
>Radiohead
>Interesting music
>>65076212
Name your opinions on the following bands:
supersilent
fiery furnaces
stereolab
olivia tremor control
zs
liturgy
oh him
is he still diddling 12 year olds
(look up usa 2008 in his politics section)
>>65076242
They're all shit
>>65075754
based
idk why everybody likes that beyonce album
thought the rihanna and charli xcx was much better
>>65076242
you were doing so well until liturgy gave your memeing away, too :(
What's this contrarian's name again?
>>65076267
Specific opinions
he's not wrong
>>65075754
>Kendrick not on the list
>>65076218
>Best of Rock
>Andy Stott
>>65075754
>IMHO
Is this a baby step forward to a future with a less full of himself scaruffi.
>>65076366
>hip hop has no relation to rock
>>65076242
>liturgy
love you
>>65076441
>andy stott
>hip hop
>>65076437
Scaruffi was never full of himself it's just mad plebs who read him and get offended by his opinions. As if not liking The Beatles is some sort of sin.
>>65076218
big up dj andy scott
>>65075796
scaruffi just bodied us all, fuck
>>65076472
>new romantic
>not hip hop
>dance music
>not a linear development from hip hop
>>65076218
Andy Stott is my favourite rock artist.
He's up there with Smegma, the Peter Brötzmann Octet, and Microsoft Encarta 2008.
>>65075754
yeah i agree with the exception of blackstar. that albums pretty great
>>65076366
By rock he really means pop music.
His music pages are divided into rock(pop), jazz and classical
>>65075754
Based Scaruffi, he's right about it all except Blackstar. That album is great. But Malibu, Coloring Book, and Hopelessness are total shit.
>>65076503
>>65076534
he would never not pan blackstar though
he always pans albums that are firmly one step in the experimental and one in pop. Its his kind of an album to pan
>2016
>scaruffi
Why is this still a thing?
After liberalism and neoliberalism (respectively practiced by underage posters and tumblr users fixated on socialist memery), we shall introduce the next step on left-wing politics, scaruffism: harsh left-wing that criticizes second wave feminism, promotes actual progress that isn't fake diversity and/or scot-free passes to minorities and offers to everyone a high chance of self-actualization in every field available.
Who's on board?
>>65076581
He's fun to read. He is absolutely batshit.
>>65075754
Finally, Scaruffi is the only critic with the balls to actually CRITICIZE albums.
>>65076242
>stereolab
>olvia tremor control
LOVE THEM
But what will he give to the new Autechre quintuple album?
>>65075754
agreed. social media makes it incredibly easy now for any mediocre shit to get hyped to shit then it just snowballs and idiots all bandwagon and flock to it and plebs start feeling cool because they know about some dumb shit they saw on social media and they join in too, and then everything just gets watered down.
source: im a social media expert who only operates in up and coming and curating cultural tastes to the elite
>>65075754
Wtf he liked Third Side Tape but didn't even bother to list Oblivion Access
I'm really interested to see what he gives the new Newsom and Fire! Orchestra albums
>scaruffi has pretended to listen to car seat headrest
will fucking made it
>>65076603
fuck off pedo
>>65075754
>Scaruffi doesn't like things
Colour me surprised
I wonder what his thought process was behind this book cover.
>>65076779
"Also, this isn’t about music, but… I once asked Scaruffi why there is a chipmunk on the cover of his AI book. He said he was hiking and saw the chipmunk so he took a picture.
“Yes, but why did you put it on the cover of a book about artificial intelligence?”
“Well, I liked the picture.”"
>>65076645
Third Side Of Tape is way better than Oblivion Access, so it makes sense. Expect a 7 for Third Side and a 6 for OA.
>>65076345
As it should be
>>65076802
Truth right here, Third Side Of Tape was my #2 AOTY, Oblivion Access was alright but not phenomenal
>If you like the Beatles, then Louisian-born teen-idol Britney Spears is a milestone in popular music.
>>65075754
>no Death Grips
;^)
>>65076829
They don't get hype in the same scales of these albums
>>65076639
This post has to be parody
>>65076887
really? remember how "cool" skrillex was before every 12 year old and their mom started listening to it? i remember the threads here...
its not the "before it was cool" hipster syndrome, its an actual life cycle of a product that occurs in all forms of product business you uneducated keyboard warrior.
>this guys talking over my head, it has to be parody omg
>>65076974
I don't think he meant the content of your post was parody, I think he was referring to the ridiculously pretentious way you put it. Especially the part where you state something bloody fucking obvious like you're a phd in fucking sociology or something.
>>65077011
i make my living by researching and knowing who and what is going to be the next big thing. sorry if thats too hard for this website to comprehend. it used to be called A&R. now they just paid "cool hip" kids like me to do it for way less.
>>65076603
You don't know what neoliberalism is friend.
>>65076212
Lel
>>65077046
no one cares about your (possibly fictional) job, dude
get your head out of your ass, you're just anon, just like everyone else
>>65077093
lots of people depend on my job.
>>65075754
All of those albums got BNM on Pitchfork with the exception of Cobalt (which still got an 8.4).
More like P4K BTFO
shots left and right nobody is spared no agenda to promote
that's why scaruffi is the *only* music critic worth reading
>>65075796
12 year olds
>>65076603
why are americans so dumb?
>>65077535
you have a peculiar notion of 'safe'
>>65077643
He can't marry them though.
>>65077046
So tell us what the next big thing will be.
>>65076821
>>65076801
my sides
>>65075754
He's gonna burn in Hell.
>>65076218
DEEEE
JAAAYY
SCOOOOOOOT
>>65075754
>no Vektor
Hmm
>>65076212
Nigga, you need to listen to The Books and some Xiu Xiu
>>65077046
What's the next big thing faggot
>>65078020
>Xiu Xiu
>a Trannie softly crooning to beep boop music
>any different from radiohead
k
>>65078020
They're both shit.
>>65078186
I can understand not liking Xiu Xiu but calling the Books shit is just being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian
have scaruffi and christgau fucked yet
>>65075754
isn't this basically every album pitchfork have given bnm this year? (expect james blake I guess)
He's right you know
I love Radiohead but AMSP is mostly just a compilation of old songs. It's barely more than a B sides album
>>65076218
>Troller - Graphic
Holy shit i just realized im patrician
>>65075754
Yes.
>>65075796
Hes an calculed-honest critic to be honest. Plus hes Pro-Male and pro-unknown artists.
One of fews releas
>>65075754
>someone finally has the balls to not praise Blackstar
based Scaruffi delivering justice unto the plebs
>>65076218
>>65078372
this desu
dont read scaruffi threads but if he likes troller he's cool in my book
not sure how it's rock though
It also makes evolutionary sense (e.g., John Cacioppo, 2005): loneliness causes depression and suicide because evolutionarily humans need to socialize in order to survive. For example, prehistoric humans could kill large mammals only by hunting in groups, and agriculture solved the problem of food when humans got together to create irrigation.
Natural selection has programmed us to be happy when we socialize and unhappy when we are lonely. Those who don't like to socialize went extinct.
There are in fact specific neurons, the "loneliness neurons", that are in charge of punishing us with depression if we don't socialize (Gillian Matthews, 2012)
>>65075796
>even dead people got BTFO
TRUE PATRICIAN
Was there ever hype with Frankie cosmos?
>>65079304
this
>>65076152
shut up montie
>>65077643
lost it
>>65076279
normie please leave (this planet)
>>65078314
their best album IS a b-sides compilation tho
>>65076441
>andy stott is rock because he once made a track that was kinda like hip hop and somehow hip-hop is related to rock
>>65079999
checked
it's AOTY imo
reminder that scurffi is a literal /mu/ meme. not a single person outside of this board has ever given a shit about what he has to say.
>>65081145
t. Beatles and Radiohead fan
>>65081165
>liking the beatles and radiohead is somehow an insult according to scarurffi memesters
>>65081145
based plebeian
>>65076152
fuck off montie, you inbred hick
>>65078157
>a Trannie softly crooning to beep boop music
>>65075754
>>65076218
link to these pages?
>>65078314
Burn The Witch, Present Tense and True Love Waits are old
Identikit and Ful Stop were new as of the tour between TKOL and AMSP so you can hardly count those
3/11 songs doesn't scream b-side compilation to me
>>65075754
agreed with them all, especially blackstar. amsp is a 8/10 at best and a regression from tkol. tlop is a mess.
>>65081773
http://www.scaruffi.com/ratings/2016.html
>>65076152
>Redditohead
>Good
>Implying Scaruffi's musical taste isn't shit anyway
>>65082672
these are all correct though?
>>65082672
objectively correct ratings
So has Scaruffi ever given a 10?
I know he has albums with 8s or 9s, but a perfect album for him?
>>65076603
>i still havent matured enough to let go of my alt-right roots
>IMHO
This guy is an absolute madman
>>65082672
>Animals
>6/10
>>65082701
>>65082784
>The Wall being better than Animals
>Meddle scoring lower than Wish You Were Here
>correct ratings
Y'all retarded.
>tfw he said he likes Third Side of Tape
>>65075754
I finally agree with that old hack.
>>65075754
>Blackstar
>An album a guy poured the last ounces of his life and creativity into as a final farewell 'didn't deserve the hype'
damn cold
>>65083241
Saved, you're doing gods work
>>65083241
Hey Montie, is this your sister?
/megan.montgomery.754
>>65083488
That's her on the left? p cute
I like those little dimples.
>>65083518
Right I'm afraid (the lighter blue)
>>65083551
ah fuck :^(
not very cute. fucking inbred Michigan trailer trash genetics.
>>65083294
>album deserves praise because its creator died
and now we see how the Nirvana meme was born
>>65083579
His girlfriend and mother
She's one for the future eh Montie
>>65083608
The girlfriend's mother I should clarify
>>65083608
KEK that's his mom? Holy shit.
>>65083181
t. embryo
This one's nice too. I love her teeth and gums.
The whole family and topless Montie! I can't see any topping this.
>>65083675
>is this his gf?
>>65083707
>No no, THIS is his gf
>>65083241
>>65083488
>>65083295
>>65083488
>>65083518
>>65083551
>>65083579
>>65083608
>>65083642
yall are assholes :)
>>65083707
>>65083675
>>65083608
>>65083608
>>65083488
>>65083241
>it's a montie doxxes himself episode
>>65083739
Mom is cute. I would sniff her feet and asshole.
>she's not taller than him
so fucking disappointing
>>65083777
kek
Hot mom Montie!
>>65083843
She got them crazy eyes. I bet she's a freak.
I was so sorry to learn about poor Deanna. Taken from us too young :(
>>65083871
Dalton too. It's been a hard few years for Montie.
>>65083871
Sick bike, grandma!
>>65083913
Hey Montie
>>65083910
RIP in peace and in our hearts.
>>65083913
What's up, Matthew? Put your tripcode back on.
>>65083910
Does Blaze miss him? Is Blaze even a real name? Sick shredding btw, you should ask him for some recs Montie.
>>65083985
>IMHO
s-scaruffi
>>65083739
sister's thick
>>65083707
Montie x Roger Waters rule 34
Old man doesn't like new music shock.
"It all just sound like noise!" - Scruffy
>>65084175
>"It's all not noisy enough!"
>5/10
ftfy
>>65084501
you just want him to fall into the water so bad
>>65084501
lmao what a fag. just lift her by her ass, kek
>>65083707
JUST
>Malibu
6/10
>Hopelessness
5/10
>Lemonade
4/10
>Teen of Denial
8/10
>Coloring Book
6/10
>Slow Forever
7/10
>Blackstar
9/10
>Next Thing
5/10
>TLOP
6/10
>Islah
3/10
>Human Performance
7/10
>A Moon Shaped Pool
8/10
>Paradise
5/10
he's generally right but still not
>>65084643
>mfw
>>65076821
that's a cute munk
>>65076152
We hate you Montie.
>>65084672
kys
>>65076618
you're joking right?
>>65084672
t. pleb
>>65084672
>Teen of Denial
>8/10
>>65076823
Haha, he didn't actually say this did he?
>>65084861
He did.
>>65084672
Teens of denial is fucking horrible what is wrong with you
>>65076242
Supersilent haven't heard/10
Fiery Furnaces 7/10
Stereolab 7.5/10
Olivia Tremor Control 7.5/10
zs 8/10
liturgy 9.5/10
>>65084858
>>65084941
>he doesn't like fun
>>65084643
>OPSU
I live in Oklahoma and i've never heard of it
>>65075754
>No sign of Death Grips on the list
>>65084906
Haha, he just can't let go of his retarded opinion
>Beatles are overrated
Yeah
>I don't like the Beatles
Ok
>Beatles have had only as much impact on music as Britney spears
bahahahaah he couldn't be more wrong, only a retard would stick to something like that
>>65085063
people eventually get tired of memes
>>65078157
>xiu xiu
>trannie
what?
>>65076345
wasn't overhyped
Is he the Armond White of music criticism?
>>65084643
brb gonna terrorize this faggots gf
>>65085442
no, Armond White is just a troll. Scaruffi is actually genuine, as idiotic as he often is.
>>65085442
Scaruffi likes plenty of albums that are considered more mainstream whereas Armond works backwards from a point of disliking anything that's contemporary and acclaimed.
>>65085368
wasnt he like a white guy, now he identifies as an asian chick?
>>65085634
He identifies as a guy who likes it up the butt
>>65085693
now I dont want to listen to Xiu Xiu
disgusting
though I liked their music before
>>65076212
Tell that to GY!BE
![tumblr_n83nqf2x9o1tzzhzdo8_r1_400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0o4DIrQ.jpg "tumblr_n83nqf2x9o1tzzhzdo8_r1_400[1].jpg")
>>65085960
Tell that to Viper
>>65084643
That's not even where she lives anymore considering it is a year and a half old.
Continue what you are doing though, I am not concerned in the slightest since you have apparently run out of things to harass me with.
It's really fucking pathetic at this point.
>>65086110
Sorry Montie, did we upset you?
>>65086110
>That's not even where she lives anymore
Sure
>>65086110
Lol like we are going to believe that
>>65076366
everything that isn't classical music or jazz is rock to him. It's a bit dumb, but that's how it goes
>>65086110
stop using your trip, you dumb faggot. you bring it on yourself.
>Taking a man who thinks Pablo Honey is as good as Kid A seriously
>>65086208
>>65086288
>>65086514
>>65086660
>this obsession with a trip fag
you should kys too. seriosuly.
>inb4 hurr take off trip
stop this obsession or leave my board
>>65075754
yaasss papa piero yasss
>>65085294
I mean he did rate JD a 6.5, the highest since TMS.
>>65076152
shut up montie
>>65076218
>tfw downloaded Too Many Voices after reading this
the hell is wrong with me
>>65075754
based
>>65078244
no but Scaruffi has fucked Christgau's wife while he jerks his cuck cock in the corner while New York Dolls is playing.
