I will let my post number determine that for me.
Like any mentally well-adjusted person, I never started
>>65062852
Same here.
Not a metalhead by any means, still like it though
>itt: plebs who're not able to distinguish between good and bad metal
>>65062945
>good metal
>implying
I am 59 and haven't stopped yet.
Listening to noisegrind these days.
>>65062852
me too
listening to metal is fine. It's defining yourself based on your fandom of metal that is douch tier. I enjoy horror movies but I don't go around dressed like Jason. Same goes for punk rock. It's the people who try to base their life off of entertainment that give it a bad name
>LOOK AT ME GUYS I GREW OUT OF METAL I AM SUCH A MATURE 18 YO I NO LONGER LISTEN TO LIMP BIZKIT AND SLIPKNOT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY
>>65062977
Hi, King Diamond.
>>65062823
I don't know about metal, but I grew out of music when i was 22.
>>65063151
W..why are you on a music board then?
Never,
Actually the worst people aren't metalheads, they're smug antis like Xgau that write things like this.
"Rock 'intellectuals' prefer alternative and even hip-hop, which rankles the metal faithful".
>>65063346
Hold on there. Does anyone notice how much he contradicts himself here?
>rock intellectuals prefer alternative
>metal's classical affinities are the very thing that renders it unlistenable
>this is what rock-and-roll was put on earth to save us from
So basically he's admitting metal is 2deep4 simpletons like himself and he can only digest basic 4/4 power chords and 100% completely literal songwriting with no metaphors or symbolism.
>>65062874
>>65063305
thgsi
>>65063512
Yeah, basically. He has a hard on for anything BACK 2 BASICS RAWK N RAWLL FROM DA GARAGE or from NYC.
>>65063512
>and 100% completely literal songwriting with no metaphors or symbolism
Unless it's Bob Dylan.
>>65063512
Yeah...Motley Crue is the epitome of 2deep4u intellectual lyrics, amirite.
>>65063634
Even metalheads didn't like Motley Crue back then. Metallica spent 8 years campaigning against them.
>>65063742
If you read the contemporary reviews for Shout At The Devil from 83-84, most of them said it was a surprisingly limp album and felt like an almost laboratory-distilled blend of every major rock act of the past decade from Aerosmith to Van Halen.
>>65063512
I don't see what's contradictory about that. He gives a seemingly fair review of the book, acknowledges several interesting points the author makes, but concludes by saying he remains unconvinced. When he talks about metal's classical strains, he's refuting the author's argument. The sentence prior is a more fundamental refutation, arguing that the author was approaching the topic with the wrong idea--if he's going to convince anyone it won't be that way. Christgau spends the following sentence outlining why he still generally dislikes metal, but by sticking that bigot line in at the end, shows that he's self-aware enough to (hopefully) not make the mistake of blanket-dismissing metal.
It is pretty poorly organized writing though.
>he can only digest basic 4/4 power chords and 100% completely literal songwriting with no metaphors or symbolism.
Excellent straw man though.
>>65063346
>"Rock 'intellectuals' prefer alternative and even hip-hop, which rankles the metal faithful".
I don't think those should be taken as fighting words. Christgau has been writing for a long time, so sometimes he can delivery extremely sardonic comments like that quite subtley. I'm no fan of his so I'm not that knowledgable on his style, but I think that sentence is poking fun at those "rock 'intellectuals'" as much as it is "the metal faithful." His seemingly unironic (or at least not as ironic) use of 'rock intellectuals' in the last paragraph makes me doubt myself somewhat though. It could just be a lazy extension of his previous joke that he forgot to make more clear.
>>65062823
never started, metal is for fags who dont like to think
12
>>65062852
ok lets see
boy I hope I'm a big boy
I've never listened to metal. I like "heavy" music but it doesn't seem to fit well with metal.
>>65062823
never, I'm not an insecure loser
>>65062968
>>65063039
are we tyrone posting in this thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95YdE89nTgI
>>65062968
>>65063039
>>65064543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-xU9BkmNwU
>>65062823
Never started.
Its summer
>>65064733
checked
>>65066487
this desu
86
about 3 years after I grew out of hip hop.