Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 22
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-RIP Guy Clark
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, Local Natives, Marissa Nadler, Islands, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
-/p4k/ forever
Zoe wrote 55 reviews for P4K, never gave a single BNM
Zoe certified patrician
what else this year can top 9.1? i doubt swans will be able to - i'm guessing it might get a rare 8.9.
Oh look they gave Brand New a BNT how about that. Now everyone can stop hating them :^)
>>65016627
Frank Ocean, Kanye West, and LCD Soundsystem look like the best bets.
However, who knows when Frank will drop his album.
It would be shocking if an artist got two 9+ in a year for Kanye.
I'm predicting a pan for LCD.
Hentai
>>65016737
>It would be shocking if an artist got two 9+ in a year for Kanye.
This is exactly why they'll do it desu
>I'm predicting a pan for LCD.
Definitely. But then again I was banking on them panning Radiohead.
As a Brand New fan, I was pleasantly surprised
listening to the new autechre and it's probably gonna get a 5.7
>>65017066
It's a bad song though
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>65016420
>Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
thank you wonderful p4k shill
>>65017587
Thank GCG for coming up with that
carshit headshit is getting panned
last two digits are their score
>>65017810
HOLY SHIT
>>65017101
That bad?
>>65017810
10 or 1,0?
>>65017980
great question. i think i'd choose the former out of those two choices.
>>65017587
>>65017800
i'm glad people like it!
>>65017810
teens of denial was pretty bad but drunk drivers deserves at least a 2.0
hmm
>>65018258
TMT is such trash with their """ironic""" reviews. The recent one for Deakin's album was particularly awful.
>>65018361
jesus christ I just read that Deakin one
it's not even their usual tangentially-related freeform poetry wank, it's just literally a blogpost
at least the score is correct i guess
What's everyone listening to?
pic related, Im really enjoying it
>>65018493
You know its funny, at least with circa-2004 I would laugh at their joke reviews, but with TMT I feel like I just popped 5 xan whenever I try to read them
>>65018573
Last thing I listened to was the new BBNG album; the song with Colin Stetson was fantastic and the whole thing was pretty great imo.
>>65018604
I was gonna wait for the actual release on that one, really liked the song with Sam Herring though, he need's to be in more places
>>65018630
I'm seeing them live in a couple weeks and couldn't resist. If you enjoyed III you'll definitely into the new album.
>>65018126
>i'm glad people like it!
literally just one person likes it.
quit acting like you're mf in charge of these threads just bc you have a trip.
>>65018595
it was pure syrup for me too... sleeping sauce.
>>65018687
you sound like a big guy
>>65018687
>>65018595
circa-2204 pitchfork*
>>65018702
Yah, like I understand the sentences, but my brain just wants to reject it, and my eyelids start drooping
>>65018258
the best review ny tiny mixtapes is currents by tame impala.
>>65018760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20B4HiHT2r4
"Tame Impala is the instagram of rock bands"
why did they review that pinkshinyultrablast ep
that's from like years ago
it's not ever a reissue
>>65018809
Because Zoe fought for her artistic vision
Could someone up the new version of Not Just What I Needed?
>>65018825
And yet they panned it despite Zoe's review being very positive and also including love for Grandfeathered, which p4k also panned
>>65018867
Zoe can't fight the world on her own unfortunately, she can only do the best that she can
last two digits = pitchfork's score for teens of denial
>>65018789
this is like if MattyBRaps were to end up writing snide reviews about minimalist techno for ResidentAdvisor in 2 years
>>65018955
If dubs than it gets an 8.7
8.5
8.5! fuck yeah!
solid score for a solid album. i'm listening again right now.
>>65019014
8.3
>>65018789
lmao.
>>65019023
Lol, thought we were still guessing, desesrved score though
TEENS OF DENIAL CONFIRMED AS BEING JUST AS GOOD AS BLACKSTAR AND LEMONADE
>8.5
BTFO
>>65017642
i am not gay
but traps are not gay
>when does the singing start
>cmon sing something
>oh wait nm he's singing now
carseat headrest sux dick
>>65019098
delete this
>>65019098
delete this
>>65019098
it really does
and for all the praise his lyrics received, I felt nothing but disappointment
>>65019098
delete this
>>65019098
delete this
>>65019145
delete this as well
>>65019098
keep posting this the guy is awful, 'dynamic indie rock' what a laugh
>>65019098
delete this
>>65019165
delete this to complete the trilogy
>>65019098
delete this
>>65019098
delete this
>>65019098
delet this
he went from shilling his bandcamp on /mu/ to getting bnms
we're all gonna make it brahs
>>65019098
delete this
>>65019229
delete this to complete the tetralogy
What? Is this true? I thought he was full-blown white?
I'm really surprised that Teens of Denial got BNM. Like it's that kind of good? We win?
>>65019256
well Toledo's a Spanish last name, is it not?
>>65019229
Is he next?
>>65019278
That's just a performing name, it's actually Barnes.
>>65019278
spanish is white...
>>65019256
Toledo can be a hispanic name
I think he's not from Spain tho
probably mexicamerico
>>65019256
he's white, pitchfork is retarded
>>65019278
His real last name is Barnes. Toledo's a stage name to throw off the /mu/tants that were lurking his stuff whenever he'd spam it here on the bandcamp threads back in 2011.
>>65019281
He's totally next. I'm betting it all on his glistening turd tracks.
>>65019295
technically, when people say white nowadays though, they generally mean caucasian
Post Malone was robbed
>>65019256
i've always thought he was quarter-japanese.
>>65019331
nahhhhhh
>>65019310
confirmed on fb but you can also see his parents looks like p4 is technically correct
>>65019352
All creepiness aside, aren't both of his parents super suburban and white?
>>65019293
>>65019310
is this true? not that it's actually Barnes, but that he did it just for the hell of it?
>>65019331
i really don't get what people see in that tape. i tried to enjoy it, and i did like some of the features, but nothing really stood out to me. i just think Post Malone's run his course. goodbye one hit wonder, etc.
>>65019389
even his one hit sucked, classic case of producer carrying a bad rapper
wow I had no idea a post Malone tape came out
what a dumb move to do it same day as chance
>>65019389
His earlier projects all credit him as Will Barnes but once he started CSH and posting on /mu/, that's when the name change came to be.
>>65019389
post malone is too big of an investment to fail
he literally has a career because his friend is lyor cohen's son
Will Toledo is white (caucasian). He has a multiethnic background, not multiracial
>>65019326
then that would be incorrect too. most people who are generally called "caucasian" aren't from the caucasus mountains.
who cares anyway - race is just a social construct.
>>65019468
some of that ethnic's not from europe dilla
>>65019527
Well thats where you've activated my trap card, since the caucas mountains are only 65 million years old, so what were ancient white jew aliens called?
>>65019527
>who cares anyway - race is just a social construct.
that doesn't stop americans from obsessing over race and racial identity
>mfw I've always thought my friend looked like Will
>mfw his last name is Barnes
>mfw Will's real last name is Barnes
>mfw I have no face
>>65019626
hope you find your face anon
>>65019310
or he didn't want his parent's finding his music
Anyone have that new version of Not Just What I Needed?
>>65020654
No one is going to have that until tomorrow
>>65019098
Delete this
God damn. I only recently got into CSR but I really dug their new shit. Did not expect anything higher than a high 7.
I still don't get Twin Fantasy though.
>>65019256
p4k trying to be socially conscious but making it a point that toledo is multiracial is so moot that its almost problematic. For one he's a white hispanic person. We also have no idea what his background is or how connected he actually is to his hispanic heritage. Havent heard it mentioned in any of his music. We also have no idea what his parents' socio-economic background is like. For all we know his dad could be a white american and his mom is a 1st gen american from a rich spanish or argentine family. People who write at p4k are stupid turds. Bet they all went to asshole 3rd tier colleges and got bad grades.
Nervous Young Man is hands-down the best CSH album
>>65021119
What are you, Straight?
>>65021181
[spoiler].bi[/spoiler]
I just don't think I was in the proper mood for listening to it.
in that case just try again. it'll come one day.
