>what?
Thread for discussing the actual music and competition of Eurovision
Take racism, politics and general shitposting to the /int/ thread
>when?
Starts 9 hours
>who?
Russia and the favourites to win with Ukraine, France, Sweden and Australia rounding off the top 5 in that order
The majority of the acts are quite decent but a few bland and generic ones did sneak through the semi at the expense of better acts
>why?
it's fun
>Running order
1. Belgium (People thought this was a dark horse until it drew the #1 spot)
2. Czech Republic
3.The Netherlands
4. Azerbaijan
5. Hungary
6. Italy
7. Israel
8. Bulgaria
9. Sweden
10. Germany
11. France
12. Poland
13. Australia
14. Cyprus
15. Serbia
16. Lithuania
17. Croatia
18. Russia
19. Spain
20. Latvia
21. Ukraine
22. Malta
23. Georgia
24. Austria
25. United Kingdom
26. Armenia
BULGARIA
AUSTRALIA
BELGIUM
>>64869985
Yesh thats good, Yngwie is all metal Sweden needs to represent for eurovision, imagine if the normies heard Entombed, they would get freaked out.
>>64870091
Yesss
>>64869897
o i am laffin
NiG
I
G
>>64870051
>A country that outlaws homosexuality winning Eurovision
Lmao
>>64869897
hahahahahaha
>>64869982
my sides
/mu/ only poll, vote for your favorites.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212777
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212777
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212777
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212777
This is gonna be good
Last years Petra skit was brilliant
Reminder that this is the pinnacle of the eurovision.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gl37zfO1Po
BIG BONES
>>64870133
screamer
People were retarded enough to try to vote for the guest?
>petra mede
shaking my head
>måns
based as always
>>64870015
>he doesn't like JT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924/r
>Russia still 1st
Who the fuck actually like it? It was totally unmemorable.
>>64870138
F U N
U
N
>>64870096
It wasn't a bad song at all, it was 100% Eurovision
>>64870154
I'd hit it
>>64870154
lmao
Since when is australia and Israel in Europe?
>>64869999
>hey judy
>>64869960
i guess but they are not something that makes you react like a 12yo horny boy
THIS IS GOOD
Genuinely funny, clever and well delivered
based pause entertainment actually
>>64870174
Since diversity and Holocaust happened
ALEXANDER RYBAK SAVE THIS MESS
PLAY THAT FIDDLE
>dat pink skin-tight reveal
HHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
>>64870168
>100% Eurovision
so shit?
PATRICIAN INSTRUMENT
oh look leafy with violin again
I voted for Bulgaria. Malta had an excellent milf though.
>>64870208
>Holocaust happened
so who is winning in the betting odds?
They are actually funny
>>64870133
>Ukraine leading
So /mu/ likes songs about gulag
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64870220
That noisey drone was the shit desu
This is the best, fuck I love the pause entertainment
HAHAHAHA
Good selfreflection
LOVE LOVE LOVE PEACE
>taking the piss out of Eurovision on Eurovision
They're going to be executed out the back afterwards
best song of all day
THIS IS GENUINELY FUNNY
>>64870249
>>64870260
Why is Swedish comedy so fucking based?
They should host every year
>>64870253
the future garage beat is hella fucking dank
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>letting the bitch sing
Måns is on a whole other level make her shut up.
>>64870154
He made it second at Sweden's nomination for the ESC that year. Too bad he didn't make it. Would have been nice to see that freak in action.
Eurovision being self aware with itself remains the best thing about Eurovision.
>>64870253
Over at /int/ Russia is leading
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924/r
>>64870208
>Holocaust happened
Burning fake piano
this act is very good :O
>literal pianos filled with flames
"we want the /mu/ memer audience"
How is this the best song.
Lmao that Poland throwback
THEY EVEN GOT SEXY POLISH CHURNING LADY
>That jab at Poland
Ouch
nmh referance?
BRAVO PETRA
>>64870284
it's called having self-awareness
something which 98% of americans lack
Damn, this song is going to get stuck in my head for days
>this is actually the best song
Why can't I vote for them?
I unironically loved this
fuck
That was amazing
>>64870294
It's because he's a professional singer and she's a comedian/tv host or something
what is this meme performance
why isn't this ironic piece an actual entry??? I am sure it would win desu
>>64870138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hco0bR_mfzo
Mons fuck me now!!
>>64870284
Only Sweden do it though
>>64870311
She's some crazy model who claims to drink her own period blood
>>64870306
kek
they're not in Spain tho
new number one
>>64870306
Austria had one last year
>>64870302
>>64870241
>not understanding sarcasm
>>64870306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZIcWNGMpE
Best song hands down.
Fucking perfect.
Love Love Peace Peace is gonna be stuck in my head for months, fuck
>>64870339
I know, she shouldn't be singing next to him, cringe every time she opens her mouth.
Albania
And america
YO
What the fuck is happening right now?
Who's this fucking shouty woman?
United Kingdom were GOAT
I'm British, but don't live in UK so can vote for them
Hahahahahahha what u gona do
Is it still not over?
Is it just me or is this the best bunch of songs in last few years? I like almost all perfotmances. Oh, and I wanna fuck the armenian singer.
>>64865036
1. Australia
2. Bulgaria
3. Belgium
^ Patrician taste.
No wonder Europe hates us :(((((
yo
>why are we in sweden
Y E S
E
S
So when do they announce the results?
justs fuck my shit up
YO
>can't pronounce nihao
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
I want to get off mr. eurovision's wild ride
>mfw I had to watch ads for the past 10 minutes
Ooooooh snap!
#allrefugeeswelcome
>>64870408
whom?
>>64870397
>>64870389
A character from some old comedy skits from years ago. Not relevant, not funny.
AWFUL
SO AWFUL
such comedy WOW so good 10/dildo
>>64870422
It's on purpose m8
>Europe
What went wrong?
>>64870405
It's you, the Eurovision has been degrading since 2009
>>64870422
That's the joke
>>64869346
>croatia
>shit
Cmon m8
This is a classic Eurovision
Great songs
Great bater
Right amount of camp
>>64870427
same in austria (we had news)
I'd hit that high test comedian.
Didn't he just said he has the results?
Then why can you still vote?
Conchita Wurst Bratwurst... Is that a tranny joke
This is not funny!
>>64870406
Marry Belgium, Fuck Bulgaria, Kill Australia
swedes btfo
B E L G I U M
C'mon boys, UK here, you can do it!
BJÖRN
J
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R
N
>>64870499
yes
>>64870453
Myb you think that because of the recent tranny winner, but this year was pretty dank. But meh, to each their own opinion.
>>64870499
the name is literally a tranny joke you dill
>no muslims
This is an inaccurate representation of Sweden.
>>64870478
the professional judges go first are you not paying attention
Oh yes, I love that the polish butter churner returned.
I hate Sweden
>>64870499
Dude, the name Conchita Wurst is a tranny joke.
wew lass. Once again, I'm thankful for my shitty connection.
>>64870459
I know cause i am from there Oida
>>64870478
SHUT IT DOWN
THEY KNOW
>>64870427
What jewwy shithole do you live in?
They're running ads to make money
>>64870435
Fuck off and stay there >>>/pol/
That sneaky Israeli flag that keeps popping up from everywhere.
No refugees in the clasroom,wtf.
STAREET GANGGS!
THEY ROAM!
FREELY!
>In the name of the Lordi
fucking lol
In the name of the lorde
Fucking lol
>and other well known loreen songs
lmao
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Swedish """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>swedish street gangs are white
>>64870458
Yeah, this is pretty solid. Not outstanding or anything but I can't find anything to whine about too much.
>and the waves
Wavves mention
>>64870499
Conchita Wurst IS a tranny joke. Her name, I mean.
>>64870535
>Swedish """"""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""
>>64870526
There was a definite twitching for that split second
>>64870503
Disagree
It picked up, liked the bit with the gangs
I support LGBT and shit but conchita Wurst is so fucking annoying i want to punch this attention seeking faggot
>>64870517
No, Conchita was the best person that year, 2010 and on have been awful. Especially last year, 2010 and 2011.
Does mu think Bosbia could have qualified if it wasnt for the terrorist rapper? :(
sweden makes shit memes
>>64870563
>swedish streets are white
>>64870523
Where's diversity police?
>>64870569
>not knowing Katrina and the waves
it's like you don't even walk on sunshine
Here we fucking go
>>64870523
>be /pol/tard
>see black
>get triggered, yel KEK and spam blacked.com porn webums
>see no black
>get triggered, yell KEK and spam blacked.com webums
Fuck off already >>>/pol/
nice MIDI aT THE END
>>64870566
no stand out musicians
but the presenters have been top tier this year
no boring 'stomp' style musical performance in the voting break like last year
I hope German Bjork rip-off Waifu does well
>>64870545
fuck I just saw it
as a finnfag i have to admit, swedes are more fun.
and better at entertaiment business.
you HAVETO VOTE!!!!
UKRAINE
SCREENCAP
>>64870406
>Belgium
>supporting a ripp off
for that purpose?
>>64870525
No, im shitposting here
>>64870592
B-but Yung Lean
ayy, germany is kawaii as fuck
>>64870611
If nothing else she's definitely a 12 point waifu
>>64870523
that was funny
>>64870587
Conchita is just a character not trans
>>64870591
No, they sang in Bosnian (they do this too often)
Finally listened to every song since I was late.
I think Germany, Austria and Bulgaria were the best.
>>64870593
>anything in sweden is white
>>64870617
not him but the chorus was great and the girl is a qt
mons is so handsome
>i think your ball dropped
These announcers are the best part
>>64870614
At least your memes are spicy
>hoverboards
are they gonna start vaping now?
>Hoverboards
>>64870631
>>64870592
tbqh, I was half expecting him and his sad boys to show up in that last skit.
FUCKING HELL WHEN ARE THE FINAL RESULTS ???????
>>64870641
Yeah, we do I guess
>song is bad to meh but "muh language"
>>64870607
Yeah that's one thing I can agree on though, nothing that'll be remembered down the years.
>>64870536
pls be in vienna
THIS MAKES ME PROUD TO BE BRITISH
Now, where is JT and how is he going to fit in without feeling too embarrassed.
>>64870675
>>64870677
rollerboards*
how many people is Putin going to have killed after wasting millions on that dumb show?
>unironic hoverboards
wheres marty mcfly
Herooo oooh woooooes
>>64870523
Jala brat didnt pass :^(
>>64870689
Anon the vote counting will take at least 30 minutes
>>64870704
*self balancing scooter
>>64870689
Is this your first ESC? There's probably at least an hour left until the winner is announced.
>hoverboards
>they don't hover
>>64870694
exactly, unless we get a surprise winner I don't think anything will live through the years
but I've still really enjoyed it
>>64870745
SBTWB
haha
Mans song is so fucking mediocre without the COOL GRAPHIX
THIS MAKES ME PROUD TO BE BRITISH
>>64870605
>you
Fuck off already >>>/offline/
BASED MÅNS I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS PROUD TO BE A SWEDE
SVERIIIIIGEEEEEEEE
>>64870661
>mons
>o
Triggered.
>>64870697
Upper Austria
Ukraine could have pushed this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFdcJJyrIHE
OH, the plagiarist is singing
>>64870631
>implying yung lean isn't a meme
we suck
t. binland
>Love Love Peace Peace
The second this turns up on Youtube it's getting saved like a mother-fucker
Pic related. Easily the hottest singer. Bulgarian girl is the cutest tho.
>>64870689
The points give away in itself is a big event and will take a lot of time.
Are the announcers on American TV the same as on UK TV?
this song is forgetable as fuck
>>64870662
right? That sass tho.
>>64870701
He already did a performance, but the segment was omitted for U.S. viewers.
I wanna fug the austrian chick
>>64870808
no its some logotv people
>>64870817
we all do
>V
>O
>T
>E
>H
>E
>R
>E
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924/
one yea edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk
Im still mad this never got to eurivison
Come one UK, NIL POINTS. We might as well go down in flames.
>>64865036
>was supposed to watch Eurovision
>migrane
>go to sleep for 2 and half hour
>I'm back what did I miss?
>>64869691
>>64869685
>>64869694
>>64869695
>>64869698
>>64869703
>>64869704
>>64869706
>>64869714
>>64869680
>>64869750
>YUNG LEAN
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK!?
POST BELGIUM GIRL PLS
Petra is my mommyfu
I wanna fug the german chick
>>64870800
yeah
the other skin is underrated, that line about Loreen is a killer
>>64870804
This or Belgian
>>64870777
Seriously kill yourself already and stop being a giant annoyance on everyone around you.
>>64870817
>not choosibg the superior Armenian godess
boi
>>64870804
body 8/10
face 6/10
>falling for the Australia meme
STOP
>>64870817
nooo.
she's pure.
>>64870834
Why did strawpoll change their layout to this retarded unorderly shit?
>>64870843
they had a montage of swedish music history and showed snippets of Refused and Yung Lean
>>64870838
We're bottom already
>>64870852
If u inti loli shit.
12 for Holland! fuck off iceland dick heads
>>64870857
stop crying
>12 points for australia
>>64870834
Vote here
www.strawpoll.me/10212777/
/mu/ only poll.
Man next year Eurovision should be held in Australia.
DOUWE GAAT WINNEN
>41 presenters droning on forever
>>64870836
we all are senpai
This shit is too gay for gays.
Immanna tend to my stuff.
>uk
>8 POINTS
SAN MARINO WTF!!
>>64870747
>>64870742
>>64870806
God damn yes that's the first time i'm watching and i find it very weird
Fuck russia
Mfw /mu/ are the only ones who hate Australia
>>64870916
if australia wins they'll host it in britain
FUCK YOU SAN MARINO WE WERE BROS
IT'S COMING HOME BOYS
EVERYTHING IS UP
>>64870916
Kek, srsly tho, how is Australia even in, wtf?
