Music review cringe thread
>I never expected to hear acoustic guitar on a metal album.
>>64813503
did he actually say this
Isn't he literally a teenager though? Is English his first language?
>>64813552
>Isn't he literally a teenager though?
Well he lists "22" on his RYM profile, so assumedly he doesn't want to be treated like one (even if yes he is one).
>>64813552
He hasn't even graduated high school yet
>>64813515
>>64813515
holy fuck I'm tearing laughing right now
What makes a review bad, /mu/?
>>64813612
giving a perfect score to an album a couple hours after is comes out doesn't help
>>64813612
1. A clear lack of experience in listening to the genre, or otherwise not giving a professional perspective.
2. Describing the music instead of critiquing it.
>>64813598
>>64813605
amazing
>>64813466
>I've been a fan of Radiohead for a year
>After KoL I thought they were on a spiral towards mediocrity
Pick one.
This review makes no sense. How can you be butthurt about the later output of a band you've only been listening to for a year.
I didn't think I was going to cringe, but I did
I can take solace that when I was 18 I was never as stupid as Montie is/was.
Never reacted as childishly as he does to tough music.
>>64813612
a blatant lack of knowledge about the band/album being reviewed, music history, and current musical trends...a good review should be a subjective interpretation of the work in question in the context of these factors. Dismissing an entire genre reveals a hole in one's knowledge of music history, and thus invalidates the opinion of the critic
>>64813645
What about this? Is this good or bad?
>>64813684
But he's right, Morphine is fedora-tier crap.
>mfw he will do the same to coldplay/radiohead/oasis soon
>>64813759
Great analysis of the music anon
>>64813739
Stop posting nazi shit.
>>64813645
Post an actual good review for reference
>>64813842
This is probably the best review I've read, if you can look past the subject: http://www.robertchristgau.com/xg/rock/west-05.php
>>64813810
Is it a good review?
>>64813769
Anything with sax is automatically GARBAGE, this is a FACT.
