Hey /mu/ what's your most interesting concert experience?
>be me
>19th birthday
>go out with some friends to a concert of some local bands
>first band is good, very "chill"
>second band plays Snowing like emo
>did not enjoy them
>third band comes in
>they're all dressed in suits
>"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen" the singing guitarist announces
>"Today we will be playing some sophisticated 'cool jazzgaze'"
>whatthefuck.jpg
>friends and I can't tell if this is going to be good or fedoraish
>first song is a jazz standard
>actually isn't that bad and actually sounds shoegazey
>second song is random wanky noise
>terrible
>third song is also random wanky noise
>once again terrible
>suddenly, it gets real
>fourth song starts out with a slow blues riff
>field recording of a crying child starts playing
>oh shit
>singing guitarist then presses every single pedal he has, plays an incredibly dissonant chord and all the other band members start going wild
>my ears are bleeding
>friends' ears are bleeding too
>performance makes me feel fucking terrible so I cover my ears
>band stops playing
>look at them
>singing guitarist is staring straight at me
>"Why are you covering your ears?" he asks into the mic
>too scared to reply
>he walks up to me
>"YOU THINK THIS IS BAD?"
>too scared to reply
>"YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING PLAY THIS SHIT? THEN DO IT"
>he angrily hands me the guitar
>there's an eighth of weed taped to the back
>>64755259
why would you do this to my thread
>be me
>birthday comes up
>The Flaming Lips come to town
>excitement happens
>i got a ticket for me and my friend
>we get some weed on the way
>smoke it in the car
>high as fuck when we arrive at the venue
>we somehow arent noticed
>we get to stand right by the stage
>we meet a guy who gave us some acid tabs for really cheap
>they start
>everything goes perfect
>third song comes up
>its Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell
>i already took one tab, but i get really excited
>stoned as well
>accept dare to take 5 more tabs in a row
>i do it
>midway feel wazy
>i pass out for 30 mins
>i wake up to find myself hazily looking at a distorted man staring above me
>its Wayne trying to help me
>>64755259
smash em hulkster
also seeing bucket head play the star wars theme and the motherfucker makes his guitar sound exactly like a battle in outerspace using the killswitch and like some crazy ass lazer soundy fuzz pedal
>>64755259
Smash 'em hulkster!
>>64755259
smash em hulkster
>outdoor Panda Bear concert around the time Tomboy released
>ate Mexican food that fucked with my stomach and get shitfaced
>have to take a shit really badly
>get into a porta potty and unleash hell
>messy diarrhea shit that devolves into full-on liquid waste
>wipe myself up
>the putrid stench causes me to violently puke on the pile of shit I just made and on the floor
>leave the porta potty and wash my hands
>some poor janitor walks into the bathroom area and witnesses the mess I just made
>"WHAT THE FUCK? WHO DID THIS?"
>scurry away in a panic
The show was alright up until that point, I couldn't enjoy myself for the rest of the night. One of my friends ended up dropping half of the weed we brought into the sand so we couldn't even get high.
>>64757621
>>"WHAT THE FUCK? WHO DID THIS?"
ayyyyy
>>64755259
smash em, hulkster
>>64755190
what the fuck is this pepe
>>64759952
its frankie
