Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 4 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West/ANOHNI 9.0 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 19
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-James Blake review when?
-Death Grips review when?
-Radiohead review when?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Death Grips, Car Seat Headrest, Radiohead, Local Natives, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
-/p4k/ forever
last two digits are radiohead score
-This thread stands with Holger Meins, Yasser Arafat, Carlos Fonseca and Moriaki Wakabayashi.
>>64735659
no this is
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>64735694
but actually
>>64735754
>>64735659
5.x confirmed
RIP
Did Bottomless Pit get reviewed yet?
Death Grips tonight: 7.4
James Blake tomorrow: 8.8
Radiohead Thursday: 8.5
>>64735694
Close. I'm betting a 9.0 - no way it tops In Rainbows, and P4K seems to like doing ties for the top score of the year now.
>>64735791
>Radiohead Thursday: 8.5
this. everyone saying it'll be 9+ are kidding themselves.
dubs for Death Grips 7.8
BP - 8.8 bnm
Blake - 7.2/10
AMSP - 9.6/10
BP: 8.5
TCIA: 8.4
AMSP: 9.5
RH - 9.1
DG - 8.0
JB - 8.3
BP: 7.9
RH: 8.6
JB: 8.9
BP: 9.3
JB: 8.5
RH: 8.3
you retards
p4k dropped dg a while back
expect toxic masculinity callout and the like
DG tonight: 8.4 bnm
JB Thursday?: 8.6 bnm
RH tomorrow: 9.5 bnm
>>64736014
Jenny Death got like an 8.1, that's a great score
>>64735833
L-let me dream...
>>64735990
>BP with a higher score than RH
kek
Radiohead review imminent. Get one last bias-free listen in boys
>>64736114
I almost hope it gets a shit review so that I appreciate the album even more than I already do.
>people expecting BNM for Death Grips
p4k really isn't behind them. also the album is dreadful, easily their worst
AMSP is at the very least a 9
def gripe: 7.3
jim blacke: 8.4
radio head: 8.8
>>64736255
>easily their worst
keep drinking that contrarian koolaid homie
>>64736597
not him but he's right. you know people can have opinions that differ from the norm.
new radiohead is awful, I hope they p4n the fuck out of it
Radiohead 8.3
>>64736758
>p4n
This seems like a pretty obvious joke, but I'm surprised that this is the first time I'm seeing it.
>>64736777
RIP
>>64736860
what's the joke exactly?
>>64736915
The "4" replacing the "a" in pan.
>>64736915
I hope they p4n it. p4k is how people refer to pitchfork
Death Grips: 4.2
James Blake: 6.8
Radiohead: 9.7
so will it be Radiohead, James Blake or Death Grips today?
3 BMNs in a row?
>>64736962
probably blake or dg
>>64736933
>>64736943
i still don't get it
>> including cellist/composer Oliver Coates, who does this great version of This Mortal Coil’s “Another Day”
god dammit p4k
>>64736957
Almost desirable for the shitstorm that would follow
>>64736933
nice
>>64736990
I hope then pan it, as in give it a negative review.
>>64736990
That's really all there is to the joke, m8.
can't give exact numbers, but
DG < JB < RH
i can't believe any of you think otherwise
So how buttblasted will mu be when Death Grips doesn't get BNM?
>>64737069
even TMT panning it got a solid 2-3 threads of pure anal pain, p4k doing it could be something beautiful
Placing my bets...
Jame Blake: 7.7
Death Grips: 8.3 BNM
Radiohead: 8.5 BNM
>>64737069
Death Grips aren't the score-grubbing type
Radiohead fans totally are though, and they'll flip a shit if it's not higher than 8.7
>>64737069
It's pitchfork so no one should care
>>64735642
anyone who thinks radiohead is getting panned needs to reassess. This is p4k we talking about. They gave a bottom tier kanye album which got middling reviews from most critics a 9.0. Being a part of a legacy goes a long way (yes even if you are white)
if dubs, zoe let's me touch her """pussy""
>>64737116
>Death Grips aren't the score-grubbing type
>>64737114
Yep, only women get 9s now.
>>64737114
No BNM for death grips and switch james blake and radiohead and you're right
Jame Blake: 7.9
Death Grips: 6.3
Radiohead: 8.8 BNM
9.6 radiohead
8.8 death grips
7.8 AMSP screencap this
>>64737163
>Kanye literally got the last 9 before Anohni
Radiohead 8.2 no BNM
dubs confirm
Death Grips 7.1
James Blake 8.6
Radiohead 8.9
screencap this, print it out, hang it on your wall
Radiohead - 9.2
Death Grips - 8.4
James Blake - 7.8
>>64737116
this is true, coming from a RH fan
still, a 8.7 is a fair score but it just seems a little silly being put on the same level as Beyonce and below Kanye (which still are good albums but come on)
>>64737163
Women and "Women".
kek. no way radiohead doesn't enter the 9s
>>64737116
did you not see all the butthurt tmt review threads? and the ones complaining cause fantano didn't give it a 10?
>>64737136
>Being a part of a legacy goes a long way (yes even if you are white)
Tell that to AnCo.
James Blake: 7.9
Death Grips: 8.3 no BNM
Radiohead: 9.2 BNM
DG 8.4
JB 7.8
RH 8.8
When do the new reviews get posted?
>>64737168
I actually really like JB. The scores are just what I'm expecting P4K to dish out. I enjoyed all three albums very much.
>>64737116
>Death Grips aren't the score-grubbing type
Oh, wow.
>>64737248
i want casuals >>>/OUT/
Radiopan 8.1 SCREENCAP THIS
>>64737231
memesters stirring shit, not genuine whining
>>64737248
It's supposed to be 1:00 AM EST but it takes about a minute usually
last two digits of my post is AMSP's score
>8.2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64737295
likely desu
JB BTFO,
WHITES BTFO
>>64737295
accurate
8.2 JAMES BLAKE BTFO KEK M8
anyone thinking DG gets above 7.9 on p4k is delusional
>8.2
BTFO
WHITE PEOPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH
>8.2
BTFO
WHITE PEOPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH
>8.2
BTFO
WHITE PEOPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH
absolutely zero chance that DG is getting BNM
>8.2 BNM
FUCKING LEL
>>64737295
>9.5
Nice get.
Last two of here determine DG's score.
lol, a bnt for an 8.2 is almost certainly bought
>2 nights of 8.2
>only 1 gets BNM
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
James Blake 8.2 BNM by Kevin Lozano
Little Scream 7.5 by Laura Snapes
Homeboy Sandman 6.7 by Marcus J. Moore
Fog 7.0 by Mehan Jayasuriya
ewwwww awful score
shadow pan for a great album, fuck p4k
rip james blake career it was fun while it lasted
>8.2
TUMBLR ABOUT TO KILL THEMSELVES
WHITES GETTING BNM HANDOUTS NOW
WHAT A WORLD
>>64737339
I'm scared that this'll be the case
>>64737339
unlikely, mine are probably more accurate
>>64735935
Congrats on coming closest when it came to the James Blake album.
low score paving the way for some fuckin 9s bb
>>64737368
Overgrown was an 8.0 tho
james blake just called me and he's crying. what do i tell him
>>64737422
write another album about it bitchboy
>>64737422
stop crying over pianos with bon iver man and start making some big tunes again lad
>>64737446
the bon iver track was really good though
>>64737422
I don't blame him
blake is above p4k tbqhwy
>>64737422
go back to yr klavierwerke shit wasteman
>>64737422
tell him you got dubs
>>64737422
Tell him you need a forest fire.
>>64737422
Tell him this is why his brother and sister don't speak to him.
>tfw u peak with ur first album.
true love waits and burn the witch got BNM, pitchfork have been repping the album hard as well for months
be prepared for a 9.0+
![HhYw7vx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dF2ctIK.jpg "HhYw7vx[1].jpg")
AMSP 7.8 SCREENCAP THIS
>>64737384
touche
also james blake only got an 8.2?
fuckin rekt
james blake gets a bmn with an 8.2, and julianna bardick gets an 8.2 with no bnm.
why does p4k white women?
>>64737482
James Blake was always shit
somewhere down the road Blake let all the praise of his singing voice go to his head. It was great on s/t because it was restrained and purposeful. Now he's as melodramatic as any radio R&B singer.
>>64737540
go to bed julianna
>>64737540
her album is better, too
>faggots suddenly dont like James Blake
What a surprise
how is an 8.2 btfo? is this an ironic meme?
you all do realize that in the era of inflated ratings, the least hyped release of the week (not including Chance on Friday) getting BNM is incredibly impressive...right?
Confirmed never going to review BP
>>64737755
You somehow horribly mistyped "People who don't like James Blake now feel justified in coming out of the woodwork."
>>64737755
mu can only like things for so long before it feels uncomfortable and switches back to good ole hatred
>>64737785
anything not 10 is trash
Last two digits of this is the P4K rating for AMSP
>>64737850
a bit high
>>64737454
Subtle
why is it that some 8.2s get BNM and some don't
