New Yacht sex tape thread, get it here boys!
respond to this or yacht guy will give you his juice tonight
dude Force Field PR lmao
>>64728435
Oh god no
y a c h t g u y
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I don't want to pay for this
Will Force Field protect me from the juice?
>>64728435
Noooo, not the jews!!
D:
Is Jona Jewish? Circumcised dicks are atrocious
>>64728500
Yes, you must send them a package and order one of their t-shirts from Twitter. Here is their entire roster in case you forgot:
Adult Books
Alex Smoke
Alma Construct
ALSO
Apollo Records
Ariel Pink
Beliefs
Blonde Redhead
Cerise
Cian Nugent
Coeur de Pirate
Datassette
Deep Sea Diver
Dent May
Dinner
DRINKS
Eskmo
Field Music
Frankie Rose
Free Pizza
Frog Eyes
Froth
Gacha
Golden Daze
Gothic Tropic
Heliotropes
Herbcraft
Hit Bargain
Holy Wave
Hooded Fang
Jaye Bartell
The Jesus and Mary Chain
Jimmy Whispers
John Andrews & The Yawns
John Maus
Joon Moon
Kasket
Kwesi Foraes
Lakker
Lance Neptune
La Sera
Little Wings
Living Hour
Lone
Martin Crane
Moiré
Mount Eerie
Music of Morocco
Mylko
N-A-R-C
Nedelle Torrisi
Neon Indian
The Ocean Blue
O Mer
Still no link?
>>64728488
don't, at least two people gave them their money already. bupkis
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/290202/yacht-sex-tape/
>golden showers and “cuckolding” being two kinks mentioned
kek
>>64728531
You probably shouldn't ask the internet to send you "packages". Just sayin...
No because its fake
so this is fake right? the only people posting screen shots are their celebrity mates
>>64728540
>A quick search of torrenting sites just yields a bunch of people having sex on yachts.
lol, what did they expect?
>>64728633
yachts having sex
I'm so close to buying this just out of curiosity but I don't even know who they are
>>64728728
do it
>>64728728
do the right thing
>>64728808
>>64728835
this, and upload it to mega too
everyone who has purchased should file a dispute with square and get their account locked.
ive seen the video and im uploading it somewhere where you can see it for yourselves in a few minutes, 15%
it's pretty short and not especially hot, a lot of blurry bullshit to be honest
the dyke looking woman just keeps on sitting on his face probably as part of some kind of domination thing, then, and I assume this is the part they think is kinky, the guy says "GIVE ME THE JUICE" and she starts pissing on him but it's like a dribble and not a proper spraying, then the camera cuts and it's just him in a blindfold, and then the woman invites in this black guy and she's like "jerk him off NOW" and this guy is jerking off this black guy and he's like "uhhh nyeah nigguh", then she's like "you big sissy, now listen as the bull gives me what I need". Then the black guy starts giving her devastatingly brutal anal, balls deep real savage, and her boyfriend is like half erect but barely keeping it up, then the camera cuts out.
>>64728851
ok stop plz, you are not uploading it, you are just hyping this
I want Alex's special juice
>>64728874
>>64728851
Why are /pol/tards so obsessed with black dicks? Just come out of the closet already, man.
>it's the current year and people still don't GIVE HIM THE JUICE, get exposed for GIVING HIM THE JUICE, concoct a desperate scheme to profit off the video and claim that they are victims as well as praiseworthy & moral
I bet you guys do worse things alone with your partner
>>64729083
GIVE ME JUIXE
>>64729050
Who can say what's better or worse between consenting adults? No one is judging what yacht guy did, because no one has seen the tape.
>>64729083
GIVE ME THE JUICE
>>64728435
Pls no
>>64729050
>partner
uhh
>>64729083
GIVE ME THE JUICE NIGGA
>>64728435
Drink up, yacht guy
i dont understand why we dont have it yet
it's only $5
someone MUST have tried to pay for it. is it a hoax and cancels the order or something?
>>64729083
GIVE ME THE JUICE
>>64729468
I tried to buy it. It gave me an error message. I sure hope that my credit card wasn't charged. I will have to check later
>>64729468
>implying any jew from this site would pay money for anything
>>64729468
no one's gotten it yet due to a "Server Overload" error which either points to inept engineering, or the hoax-yness of it
maybe it's an ARG? I hope not, I was disappointed by the bands last output and hoped the image would evolve a lil' bit
>>64729083
GIVE ME THE JUICE
>>64729566
If there truly is server overload, then someone would have the video. A lot of people would have it. Otherwise their servers wouldn't be overladed
>>64729468
but who would want to pay $5 to see those two ugly fucks have sex??? like, not even fot the lulz man...
>>64729641
I know. I could just watch any random porn and it would have the same effect on me a a watching this.
>>64729520
>>64729641
>>64729566
>>64729565
>>64729550
neat
have a 'corrected' version of the picture which doesnt look like it was taken in the marina trench (as much)
>>64729706
That doesn't even look like anyone really having sex.
They are fully clothed
>>64729680
so you vomit at the sight of any porn?
>>64729740
Yeah, essentially
Is this the logical conclusion to modern feminism
>>64729841
no it's Force Field PR
link when?
>>64728435
idek wtf this means but i don't want it
>>64729565
kek
>>64728435
rude
>>64728435
wut
>>64728531
Well, I do like me some of that Ariel Pink. And John Maus.
>>64730171
Great! Can we expect you to become a partner with Force Field PR in the near future?
>>64730191
I think so, my good man! Sign me up!
this Force Field PR meme is too avant for me
http://pagesix.com/2016/05/09/indie-band-yacht-selling-their-own-sex-tape-for-just-5/
>>64730236
Awesome! All of our contact info is listed below here:
Force Field PR
P.O. Box 42125
Los Angeles, CA 90042
[email protected]
Great to have you on board, my friend!
does the video actually exist. post the fucking link
what t he fuck
>>64730330
leak it deak
>>64730303
if no one here has found it yet - it never fucking existed.
they tried to spoof us
the reason they 'released' it was because it had already 'leaked'
none of us ever saw a 'leaked' copy
total bullshit and now we have spent the whole day googling YACHT and clicking their shit and typing their name into shit.
fuck.
>>64730487
Force Field PR just said on twitter that it may be promoting a new music video or some shit. It's a PR scam.
>>64730487
honestly, thank god it doesn't exist.
they are as ugly as a band can be an I'm glad we don't have to see them naked.
>>64730623
if thats true
i really wanna know the origin of the cuck "synopsis" and JUICE
>>64729083
GIVE ME THE JUICE
>>64730656
Just appreciate it.
GIVE ME THE JUICE
>>64729641
>tfw i have an ugly people having sex fetish
not even lying, i scour the internet for nerdy, unattractive girls whose lays managed to get on video or camera
Woah, you guys have been troll'd real hard... Can't believe anyone thought for a second this was a real thing.... Nothing to see here, just a publicity stunt
>>64730268
https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/yacht-leaked-sex-tape-fake-hoax-trolling
>>64731048
kek
>>64731139
they quote "4chat" in the article
I skid like I’m no use
My headband expand like I choose JUICE
>>64731165
kek
>>64728416
damn
they should quote how no one wanted to actually see them naked
Why the fuck is Thump lurking /mu/ and citing us as a valuable quote for their article? What the fuck?
>>64728435
what
>>64731304
>>64728523
Uncircumcised dicks look like shar peis
>>64731330
Man, I wish...
>>64730960
But why?! Nerdy girls can be qt but these guys are just plain ugly.
>>64728416
I wish an artist anyone actually wants to fap to would release a sextape.
man fuck all this. I'll just stick to my incest porn. I don't need any fancy-pantsy celebrities in my videos.
When i elft the last thread we were still trying to figure out if it was real and just heard about GIVE ME THE JUICE. What have I missed since then?
>>64728950
Why are you so obsessed with /pol/tards, is it some sort of strange fetish?
>>64731748
Vice's THUMP quoted our last YACHT thread in an article of theirs and we found out the publication is total /mu/tants since the next article they did was on the "techno interests me" meme guy.
>>64731748
They're still pathetic nobodies trying to garner attention through other means, because their music sucks. End up disconnecting from their few fans (like, 5) because they're so pathetic.
>>64728950
Yeah
>>64731700
>It's a scat sex tape
I'd still watch it
how does anyone care about this
Man this band sucks but they suck that much that they have to make a sex tape or pseudo sex tape? nigga pls.
Wasted 20 minutes looking for the fake sextape. I will make them pay.
I'm talking black. Dicks. Black cock. Black cocks shooting white semen on white hipsters. Heck, maybe even urinating. Black piss on white European musicians. In the privacy of their own home.
>>64731950
i think they got you way more than you could ever get them
>>64731950
OOOOOOOOH BOY YOU JUST WENT IN BOIIIIIII
>>64728435
wat
>>64732017
Damn, now Super Duper MMIV has 32 ratings... holy shit.
This is promotion for a music video for their song "I wanna Fuck you till im dead" - which incorporates a fake sex-tape with a lame performance filled with hip millennial references. The band asked their hollywood friends to post about a Yacht sex tape and sent them images to post.
They will reveal the video tomorrow, and will be called "trolling experts" by the media, despite just making themselves out to be blackmail victims and exploiting their fan's sympathy. Also completely shitting on people who ACTUALLY have their privacy invaded.
People should call them out for being on here trying to do damage control, making up a racist porn scenario, and desperately trying to complement themselves - when it was clear to everyone here this was a hoax from the very start.
I have the video - by the way - and its not even worth posting.
>>64732269
how do you have the video if it's fake?
>>64732269
Go away, yacht guy
>>64731950
hey dude i found your account man: https://rateyourmusic.com/~yungmoney
>>64732303
I have the music video. It will be posted to the "Jash" youtube chanel tomorrow. There is no sex tape.
hey guys sorry for the delay we're just finishing up drafting our percentages agreement with the third party in the tape, our good friend jerome
>>64732338
like and subscribe
>>64728435
GIVE ME THE JUICE
how big is his peenyus
>>64732908
a few
there is no way this wasn't a pbr stunt
no one cares enough about Yacht to leak that
>>64728416
Someone tell me
1. Why would I want to watch a girl who looks like a dude with small boobs fuck another dude
this is some serious gay shit my nigga
>>64733129
where do you live
i will legitimately fly over just to fight you
>>64733129
bud-o, we've seen the girls you're interested in. you have no room to be making these kinds of qualifications.
>>64728531
Ando-pr is better
>>64733169
Lower Michigan
I'll be waiting.
>>64733175
>>64733175
I have plenty of room.
I wonder how they will spin this:
"Tricked you"
"Society is bad"
"We are struggling because society is bad"
"Your fault -- not ours"
--or--
"You are all sexist, perverts -- SEE!!"
fuck this shit.
>mfw I was a fan in 2008
>mfw still a fan of Bobby Birdman
this whole PR campaign would have been so much more fun if the latest album had been any good
>>64728435
oh jeez
>>64729083
GIVE ME THE JUICE
>>64733566
It would be so much more fun if someone gave a shit about Yacht. They were mildly popular in the indie music scene for a week in 2009 thanks to pitchfork but after that week passed everyone stopped caring about them.
Saged and reported for viral marketing. This is so obviously a publicity stunt, and it's working due to the fucking retards on this board.
This is the first time I've seen this band, and I legitimately thought I was looking at two gay men.
>>64728416
literally who?
![70f303069d367cb363a92b1026abc882[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F52eoOf.jpg "70f303069d367cb363a92b1026abc882[1].jpg")
I actually like the band and want to see them fucking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI6xNf4tMcs
>>64734141
This, they're good and really fun live
Clare is hot if you see her perform
>>64734141
never heard of them before but that was a p cool video
>>64734141
>tfw this is pretty good
>tfw the viral marketing worked on me
>>64734297
>>64734141
>that disclaimer
>>64732269
cap this
>>64734370
It's probably a reference to the Thriller video
https://thump.vice.com/en_ca/article/yacht-leaked-sex-tape-fake-hoax-trolling
> In fact, forums like 4chan were full of people speculating that the video was actually an elaborate hoax
>But if YACHT is actually trolling, this might be one of the most brilliant internet hoaxes in music industry history—and a biting commentary on the state of music journalism, which turns sex tapes into #content without blinking.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get in that comment section bros, this retard article trying to brand this as "brilliant", despite saying that we caught on to this within seconds
Just copy + paste these posts in the comments
>>64732269
>>64732358
The game done changed...for real
When this comes out that it's a hoax, they'll post some bullshit about how they're $5 video got more hits/sales in 24hrs than any album they've released and go on about piracy and how broke they are etc etc etc...... Boring
this song is pretty fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YjGBEIivms
leaked images
>>64735731
>some people will call this a good booty
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>64735463
Writer of that is an AZN qt who browses 4chan
https://twitter.com/michellelhooq
Girls really do post here! Hey Michelle :^)
>>64728447
ott get out
>>64732269
You're SO cool. Such a badass. Way to stick it to the barely popular band. You like HAVE the video but you like don't even think it's like WORTH POSTING. That's so cool. You're so smart.
>>64734141
the remix is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psiteLjbqk4
This thread:
"Ugh! I hate jokes!! Goofs make me SO MAD!"
GUYS IT FINALLY LEAKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpcOaSku-4s
>>64735790
>le slutty tumblr SJW girl
she's literally a caricature
she's reading the thread now, fuck off and stop appropriating 4chan culture on tumblr.twitter
https://twitter.com/MichelleLhooq/status/639123644782911488
Bitches like this are literally the ones who are infesting /mu/ with marxist/liberal garbage and asking any post that isn't praising black culture to go back to pol
They're literally all over this board, it isn't a boogeyman, this is the demographic that is ruining pol
>>64736087
DUDE CULTURAL APPROPRIATION LMAO
>>64734141
>Due to our strong personal convictions, We wish to stress that this film in no way endorses a belief in the occult.
fucking degenerate liberal christfags
>>64735731
dat hank hill ass tho
when she gives you the juice
>>64731787
this.... LA bands are so fucking thirsty it's gross
https://twitter.com/FACTmag/status/729870743752851456
BACKLASH INCOMING
>Unlike whatever this is, revenge porn is real and devastating and has destroyed people’s lives. Trolling the innate sympathy and compassion people feel when confronted with an apparent gross violation of privacy— that would be a real, real shitty thing to do.
http://jezebel.com/band-sells-their-own-sex-tape-for-5-after-they-say-som-1775616762
>>64736768
SJWs are fucking furious over this on Twitter right now. Just look at Marcel's tweets under 'tweets & replies' right now. He is acting like such a massive SJW despite panning Lemonade only a few weeks ago lol.
THE KING HAS SPOKEN
YACHT IS FINISHED
https://twitter.com/marcelthecritic/with_replies
"I Thought the Future Would Be Cooler" was a piece of trash
this is agreat marketing campagin and feminist and good
>>64736662
thirsty for the juice
>>64736891
OH SHIT
YACHT ARE DONE FOR
BASED MARCEL FOR SAYING WHAT'S RIGHT
>Hey, you know what we should do to get more fans and have people pay more attention to us
>Make good music?
>Nah, lets say we made a sex tape and that it leaked. That'll definitely make more people like us and our music.
>>64737037
Marcel is literally the last hope for music journalism
>>64737096
this
>>64735463
>One commenter provided a graphic description of what they claimed to have seen, but all the comments in reply to it seem to think this commenter is lying.
>>64737178
literally why the fuck is that writer using 4chan as a source? who is going to take THUMP seriously after this?
>>64737178
UHHH NYEAH NIGGUH
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GIVE ME THE JUICE
GIVE ME THE JUICE
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https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/729897752310747136
>>64737380
lemao
>>64737380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6xCtNZMAnU&feature=youtu.be&t=15
>>64735463
>https://thump.vice.com/en_ca/article/yacht-leaked-sex-tape-fake-hoax-trolling
>I worried that the public shaming that inevitably follows these types of stories would crush her fiery spirit—that society's inherent sexism would brand her with a bullshit scarlet letter for an act that was never meant to be public to begin with.
Jesus christ. HOHO Vice seriously are a bunch of holier than thou dickheads aren't they.
Also isn't it patronising to suggest that something as innocuous as a sex tape would crush a woman's "fiery spirit"?
>>64736265
>not getting a reference to literally the most famous music video ever made
>>64736087
You are lame and nobody likes you.
What musical artist wakes up one morning, thinks "hmm, this is a good idea to get publicity, not by actually making new music" and then fucking does it with no shame?
>>64728435
>>64728435
better safe than juicy
>>64735907
It would have been a fine joke if they just had originally gone with the "we're gonna sell it" thing. The "pls dont watch you violate us" bit is what ruins it
>>64728435
no juice for me please
i have the vids 69 gets them
![YACHT-Tomboys[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KT7PjaJ.jpg "YACHT-Tomboys[1].jpg")
tfw first time on 4chan in years because a dumb vice article was trending and they capped 4chan posts
do they look related? or is it just me thinking all white people look the same? it's like i'm looking at siblings.
>>64740123
They look nothing alike. One of them looks like a sneaky jew. If you dont know which then you have a problem.
>>64740478
guess i have a problem cause i feel like they have similar noses, cheekbone structure, lips and head shapes.
>>64740529
also, i feel like this looks sarcastic/snide, but it's not meant to be. i guess i just can't tell certain white people apart.
>>64736265
>being this retarded
>>64740123
a little
It's fake and they're garbage people for doing this
2 Outcomes:
>They go ahead and admit it was publicity and get BTFO by the left-leaning music crowd for profiting off of revenge porn
>They realise they can avoid a BTFOing by makig an actual tape and uploading it
:(
>>64733094
>pbr stunt
>pabst blue ribbon stunt
FUCK YACHT THIS IS FUCKED
>>64737380
ayy
>>64740579
haha hell yeah kill whitey xDDD fuck le white people lol!1!
that is a girl? I thought they were prime twinks based on the OP
disgusting
she is qt in the OP but in recent photos she looks like an ugly dyke
>>64737380
>https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/729897752310747136
le super randum xD
>>64728709
Hard to capture on film and very differicult to get the ambience/relationship right for two Yachts to have sex it's why there so expensive. Very similar to Pandas
Seriously who the fuck are Yacht?
I'm a nu-Male and I'm okay with this. Epic.
>>64728435
o shit waddup
>>64728435
Fug no
Literally never heard of this band before yesterday. Don't pretend you did, either.
>>64744205
your pissing me off kid
>>64737037
>>64737096
>>64737148
You are the worst type of person and you literally need to be liquidated
>>64744205
only because they were on getting doug with high
>>64744214
>"""""kid"""""
How embarrassing for you.
*grabs you by the throat and lifts you up*
say that again?
I can't remember a shittier PR stunt than this. I hope they get torn apart by their own fanbase for this - isn't it consistent of mostly SJWs and nu-males already?
>>64744344
they'll probably sell is as societal commentary on how the internet keeps raping people by fapping on their leaked sextapes
theire fanbase will fucking love it more than dying their hair green
>>64744344
ummm... >>64744057
>>64740123
White people do love incest
>>64744426
>societal commentary
social*
Who the fuck is Yacht?
>>64744580
it's called real music for intelligent people but heh, don't worry about it, it doesn't concern you in the slightest....
>>64744617
Why am I ever glad you're leaving your Katana sheathed today.
>>64744664
I don't need my Blade when I can cut you down with my wisdom and wit...
>>64744704
kek
If this is a stunt, I find it somewhat charming and endearing. Actually, I really hope it's a stunt. YACHT have been known to do some pretty interesting things with their marketing tactics. Nothing this risky, though.
Also, news publications, if ur gonna quote 4chan, can you put me in there too? thx~~
>>64745270
desu I want quoted too >>64743480
"one anon was disappointed by lack of boypussy"
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/yacht-sex-tape
>there were rumblings on geek blog 4chan that the the Facebook status and its accompany website were part of a hoax. An anonymous user wrote: "so this is fake right? the only people posting screen shots are their celebrity mates."
>>64738734
At least he/she isn't asian.
>>64745886
>geek blog 4chan
Kek
>>64745886
>on the geek blog 4chan
IT'S A CANADIAN MOOSE HUNTING FORUM YOU MONGS
>>64744344
It's actually mostly 30+ middle class people
Young people aren't as big a part of their fanbase as most bands people like on here
>>64744205
They're one of my favorite bands actually, they're really fun to see live
http://pitchfork.com/news/65373-yacht-sex-tape-is-a-hoax/?mbid=social_twitter
http://www.factmag.com/2016/05/10/yachts-leaked-sex-tape-was-a-publicity-stunt-theyve-been-planning-for-a-month/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=twitter&utm_content=v1buttons
there we fucking go
>>64728435
fuck your meme magic
>>64733233
you are legitimately dating an FAS baby, dude. no offense or anything but women definitely isn't exactly your field of study
>>64731813
I'd give my left nut to watch Lauren coil out a steaming dump
>>64748104
pretty good not cringe at all
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph573173387e4f1
The SJWs are turning on them!!!
Jezebel criticized them - the masses have been convinced!
I really like YACHT so this is very sad to me
>>64748235
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph573173387e4f1
How can they charge for it if it's a hoax? Isn't that fraud or some shit?
>>64748527
apparently they didn't actually process anyone's payment
>>64748555
These fucking attention whore. I sware to God.
>>64748262
>Jezebel
>actual SJWs and not just a clickbait tabloid
>>64748634
pleb, irl SJWs cite this shit around campus all the fucking time.
Don't deny it's (unfortunate) influence.
>>64748235
>>64748634
Check out the comments on the FB Jezebel post on the hoax, definitely real SJW readers of that blog
>>64743263
that's not at all what he said you fucking retard
>>64748844
>responding to something that has been proofread once and uses correct punctuation to make their retarded point in FB top-comment
>"Yas. Queen."
fuck this gay planet
>>64731700
>it's her riding brandon
>cucking the shit out of james
