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Just play All Star to attract a wild Shrek. He'll save the people and you'll have a fun meme for a few minutes.
The end.
>>64715502
>you cannot kill yourself
you're not my therapist!
>>64715502
slam the lever back and forth repeatedly for a sick mash-up
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I do not pull the lever and when All Star starts playing I at least get to excuse myself from the situation citing my inactivity as absolvement.
>>64715557
SOME
>>64715554
that's easy, just turn left three times
>>64715554
Easy, two of the routes just take two victims
>>64715620
Fuck, ok just one route
>>64715502
what is the original?
>>64715644
>>64715657
:( why even give me a lever
pretty much what skrilllex does
>>64715502
pull it hard enough to break the lever
>>64715557
FUCK I HATE THIS STUPID MEME YOU ARE MAKING A DECISION MY ABSTAINING THEREFOR IN REALITY STILL TAKING ACTION
>>64715666
something to do while you wait
>>64715688
inaction is a choice but not an action
There's a trolley thread on /sci/ right now thats gold.
Well?
>>64715535
kek
AAAAHHHH
>>64715688
yeah but you won't be blamed for what happens by other people dumbass.
I pull every lever every time and then say I had no fucking clue what was going on.
Responsibility ≠Accountability
>>64716264
>>64716274
>>64716287
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>>64716413
those are really cool
>>64715554
you don't get to bring friends
>>64716264
KEK
>>64716413
this is too good
post more
bump for trollies
>>64719170
I have a few more I think
>>64719213
>>64719246
>>64719276
This one's pretty wild
>>64719318
>anime
let them die with signity jesus christ
>>64719340
That's all folks.
>>64719318
pull the lever obviously
>>64715740
>semantics
>>64719298
Gotta save Hitler.
>>64719424
nice
>>64716264
there's a 88.19% chance he will kill atleast one person if he doesnt switch and 85% chance if he does switch
so he should switch
>>64719424
t i p
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>>64716274
drive over the 5 people . about 23% chance of no death . or somthing
>>64719298
Thanks, Kierkegaard.
>>64719672
no. || % chance
0 || 23.7
1 || 39.6
2 || 26.4
3 || 8.8
4 || 1.5
5 || 0.09
it's a no brainer
>>64715666
>the train is life leading towards inevitable death
>the concept of not killing anyone is equal to eternal happiness
>the track is the capitalist system
>the lever is the illusion of opportunity in such systems
>>64715535
fucking wew
>>64719528
>>64716274
wait shit i forgot to weight it and i think i complemented it too lmao
it's 5*(prob of killing 5 people) + 4*(prob of killing 4 people) + 3*(prob of killing 3) + 2*(prob of killing 2) +1*prob of killing 1
where prob of killing x = .75^(5-x)*.25^x
vs the .15 for switch
choose lower expected number, which is going to be the swith pretty sure
>>64716413
reminds me of OK Computer
>>64719890
hmmm im still not sure if you need to multiply each by the number of times it can be possible (i guess 5 choose x)?
>>64719921
i'm not entirely sure (which doesn't bode well as i have a probability exam in like 3 weeks lol), but i think the expected number of deaths is 1.2525 for not pulling the lever, and 0.85 (obviously) for pulling the lever
>>64716413
holy shit
>>64719921
oh and you're half right
you multiply by the number of people to calculate the expected value, but to calculate the probabilities you just use binomial (5Cx) so 1,5,10,10,5,1
>>64720051
yeah i think i keep fucking up the complements
this is why i cant ever get into machine learning: the probability is so confusing
>>64719318
save myself
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