How do we get them to fall in love with each other, /mu/ ?
>Björk was in relationship with artist Matthew Barney for 13 years, which ended in 2013.
>In August 2015, the couple announced they had separated amicably "after 23 highly creative and happy years".
>tfw they're probably both single
They genuinely need to hook-up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK3qqdvu0KY
>>64699539
Im kinda ashamed of myself for saying this, but i really wish this would happen.
>>64699539
i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought this
They totally hooked up in Space Ghost Coast to Coast's backstage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G1tKhkD318
>>64700113
I wish Thom Yorke was a lesbian so I could make a scissoring/knifin' around joke.
just made it
If they get married she could be Bjork Yorke. This is perfect.
>>64700346
But it's pronounced Byerk
>>64700190
kek
GUYS
https://www.change.org/p/thom-yorke-get-thom-yorke-and-bj%C3%B6rk-to-go-on-a-date?recruiter=538547660&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink?
>>64700113
thom said in an interview that he didnt even know what to say to her.
>>64700369
still pretty similar, depends on your accent
>>64699539
turn DJORK into a MAN and then maybe GAYdiohead will be interested, lol
>>64699658
seems like she only dates chads
yorke the manlet is out of the picture
>>64700113
How have did this ever happen?
>>64700982
>Tricky
>Chad
Um
Although they are her type.
>>64701031
I did have none clue
Byörke
>>64700982
She made the first child with the guitar player (the guy on her left in the pic) of the Sugarcubes which is almost tall as her. I think personality is the first thing when it comes to a person like Bjork.
>>64699539
BJORK YORKE
>tfw will never have ptp bjork
it's meant to be
>>64701326
Her eyes are so fucking different from the others... why?
>>64701618
dem icelandic genes
>>64701707
Icelandic people don't have these kind of eyes though.
>>64701955
she's probably native icelandic
>>64699539
This union would brought to Earth a new kind of evolved race, a superior one, like nothing before.
>>64699539
I mean, can you realize the thing? It would surely the greatest couple of all time.
>>64699539
Is Björk too old to get knocked up by Thom?
>>64701447
ptp?
am I the only one who's getting some serious Vespertine feels from AMSP? The choirs, the strings, the unending beauty...
>>64702288
i think she's like 50 or something so probably
>>64702288
She's 50 he must be around 45, so no
>>64702380
There's like a 3-year age gap.
Bjork is 50, Thom is 47.
>>64702019
Dude I don't think Bjork can reproduce herself anymore.
>>64702436
yeah, but can bjork even have kids anymore?
>>64699539
Both have weird eyes
>>64702955
>>64702938
idk, lets ask her
>>64702955
>>64703005
Buddies at 50 years old females stop to have to babies, it's the nature.
>>64702988
Bjork's eyes are amongst the most beautiful eyes you can see actually, the weird ones belong to Thom.
Your tiny hands, your crazy-kitten smile
just don't leave....
don't leave....
>>64703157
no way this isn't shooped
Thread music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3V1Lov1U9mU
fucking waifufags
>>64702621
>look it up
>he's actually 47
Thom looks like he's pushing 60 these days
>>64703222
Absolutely not. It's just honestly a 50 years old woman without make up an anything. Probably also very tired I guess.
>>64703411
disgusting
>>64703444
Find a better looking woman of 50 years old without make up like this. Protip you can't.
>>64703648
i believe
>>64703648
I Believe
>>64703648
Am I doing It right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQECjtf3K8U
>>64703648
I BELIEVE
>>64703648
i believe
>>64703648
I believe
>>64703525
I believe you
>>64703648
I Believe
>>64703648
I BELIEVE
>>64703404
>44 y/o
>47 y/o
>>64703404
>>64704131
Its honestly just the awful hair and beard. He would make himself look his age if he sorted them out,
>>64702007
Native Icelanders are European, since Nordic peoples were the first recorded group to settle there. Björk has stated she's part Irish, from an ancestor who was brought over as a slave from Ireland to Iceland.
>>64703648
I BELIEVE
>>64703648
I believe Thom has jerked-off thinking of Bjork at least once in his life.
>>64703648
I believe
>>64704392
who hasn't t b h f a m
>>64704392
>>64704562
Me, but i'm actually working on it.
>>64704690
nice dude
>>64704690
>>64704838
Is she her? Nice thigh.
>>64704392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjUuIgr5KiI
It's plausible that Thinking About You is about Björk.
>I'm playin with myself, and what do you care, when I'm not there
>>64704918
yeah
>>64704919
"your records are here", yep it's about her
>47 years old
>>64700346
>>64700369
>'Rubber Ring/What She Said (Medley)' - The Smiths
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XovUam7xTD
>>64700346
Byorke yorke
How ravaged do you think bjorks pussy is by now? She fucked a lot of guys must be roast beef under there
>>64703648
i believe
>>64705523
>47 years old
>>64706585
He's sexy but he's also about two inches smaller than me.
>>64700113
I really like her speaking voice. Sounds nice on the ears.
>>64705523
>>64704131
>>64703404
>>64702621
>41
>>64706436
dont think thats how it works
>>64705523
>>64706585
Its the beard/unkempt hair
>>64699539
Is that Grimes?
can i sing in Icelandic?
>>64704131
i love scott
>>64703648
I believe
>>64703648
I BELIEVE
why would bjork fuck THAT? she's eccentric, not desperate and sexless
>>64703648
All my memes are depressing. They can stay fake
>>64703648
I BELIEVE
I don't think Abelian is gay
MEME MAGIC WILL DO IT
>>64701326
>wild speculation about someone you don't know
>>64706585
Thom looks exactly like my English grandfather here. The nose, facial hair pattern and eyes are spot on. Except my grandfather is 92.
>>64708616
isn't he that trip that obsesses over the eskimo bitch?
>>64703648
I BELIEVE
>>64703648
Helo rato
>>64708616
Who?
>>64703648
I believe
>>64699539
well thom is married so idk
>>64712209
![DR9CalgaryPoster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Klrl5xN.jpg "DR9CalgaryPoster[1].jpg")
>>64700982
Don't talk shit about Matthew Barney
>>64712295
>tfw that movie showed bjork's ass partially and showed matthew barney's penis entirely
Apparently they know each other. They've done a song together and Thom's talked about her in interviews, saying he showed her songs from Kid A before they were out.
No reason he can't call her up for lunch.
>>64703648
I Believe
>>64699539
I suspect Thom couldn't keep up with her voracious sexual appetite.
>>64703648
I BELIEVE
>>64712490
Bjork is naked a lot m8
>“Richard is an innovator. He showed the way and had to then take on the extraordinary pressures of scrillions of copycats. It probably gets tricksy to tell your own voice apart from your disciples’ – which one is the original? And he has the true prangsterism of an original, too: when someone assimilates him, he simply disappears and starts from scratch elsewhere. They can hang on to the artifice. It wasn’t about that in the first place anyway. I cannot remember when I first heard his music – it must have been in 92. But I do remember that he came and supported me on tour, probably around 94, in the USA – he shared our tour bus and he DJed with sandpaper! It really cracked me up. Richard has always been incredibly supportive of me and has emailed me a couple of times and told me about equipment that he knew I would get into. For example, he told me about the Korg 4-track dictaphone that helped me a lot to make Medúlla. He has a very generous and humble side.”
Is that why Thom is so tsundere for IDM? Did AFX cuck Thom?
>tfw you will never be as qt at thom
Why even live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V1Lov1U9mU
Very good song and movie friends
>>64699539
bajork is just girl thom yorke so she will just be wieird girl who you think is asian but is actually white also she wore a swan
>>64703648
I BELIEVE
>>64712209
Who cares at this point? Her ovaries have already dried up, so they'll never be able to combine their genes to spawn the anti-Christ.
>>64700618
spread this
sbumpy
>>64714187
This video shows the contrary, her body is pulsating with energetical alien fluid which comes out right from her utero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXQ5qaUGDI
>>64715499
This woman is incredible...
i am so in love with her, guys
Bjork goes for artisitc men, but they tend to be pretty masculine.
I doubt she could possibly get into him.
Holy shit. I hate these 2 pretentious "Experimental" fags.
I want to punch them both.
>>64715735
What about punching yourself in the nuts.
>>64699539
Remember that Thom lives in Britain and Bjork alternates a living between Iceland and New York, unfortunately I don't even think they could meet once.
>>64715827
B L A C K E D
>>64715827
>>64715940
I'm black and I really desire to be WHITED by her.
>haha le wailing cripple meme and chinese banshee should sing together xD! dey are da bes evr!!!!1
kill yourself /mu/
>>64715962
dumb nigger kys
>>64715993
I imagine you being like this.
>>64715962
Nice dude, very nice.
>>64699539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF_IUeRdNEQ
>>64715997
namefag
>>64699539
Never got into Radiohead. They're good. Bjork makes garbage. Eno polished her turds.
>>64716194
Finish elementary school.
>>64716194
lack of logic: the post
>>64704838
>>64704958
By the way, does anyone know where I can watch Drawing restraint 9 in decent quality?
>>64699539
Bjork fucks niggers.
Thom can do better.
>>64704131
willie sure looks good for a 83 yo
>>64703648
I BELIEVE
>>64716642
Just download it desu.
how does this picture make you feel?
>>64716961
Dead inside because i'll never find something like this in my life.
>>64716905
where :-)
>>64717113
http://torrentking.eu/movie-2005/drawing-restraint-9-torrents/
>>64713399
she doesnt show naked ass or pussy ever though
>>64703648
i believe
>>64700346
björk is pronounced byerk.
>>64700835
no it's not.
>>64703648
I believe
>>64706633
Then you'll probably love this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y
>>64717351
her accent sucks her but she's so cute
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jVPD0KrEROQ
>>64717546
>her accent sucks
Nigga that's the best part.
>>64717546
Back in the 1988 she was still living in Iceland and therefore she still had the typical icelandic accent, when she was living in London she totally adapted to the british cockney instead. In the these days she returned to the strong nordic accent again. Anyway her voice is a sonic experience which humans should be grateful to have.
>>64717662
in that video not so much, sounds like a forced cockney accent or something
>>64717546
Kill yourself.
>>64717716
I AVENT EVEN STATED DA OISTAIRS
>>64717720
Hoity-toity fucking toit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBhiIZV9e48
>>64715499
well I thought I wasn't attracted to bjork but with those stockings...
>>64717931
What about this then?
>>64704562
The video to Pagan Poetry was too much.
>>64718006
hella thick, son
I think imma go all in with this waifu
>>64717546
i love her reaction to the goldie question
>>64718097
Just listen to her music man, it's beyond beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPka0o_KXmA
>>64718178
I already like her music but I never understood her appeal appearance-wise on /mu/ before
stockings will make me love any woman though
>>64718231
>>64718006
>>64718342
bjork with stocking is something fascinatingly sexual
why does she look asian?
>>64703648
I BELIEVE
>>64718503
Foreign genetics.
>>64718006
Woa, so hot. Look at that reflection down between her legs...
>>64718503
her eyes are still light though. it's the combination between dark, straight hair and thin eyes that makes her look asian
thom is sad
>>64719184
>thin eyes
Bjork has very big eyes typical of the Japanese physiognomy, it's not only about the cut form actually, but also the size.
>>64718342
tapered af
>>64719214
he wont be soon
>>64719314
What does this expression convey?
>>64703648
I believe
>>64719945
her reaction to yorke's weenie
>>64703046
I know a 52 year old who had twins. It's not unheard of. Women are getting more fertile as time goes on. Shit there's an Amazonian tribe that apparently could be fertile until 70.
>>64719184
Her hair are light brown actually, everyone forgot it because she has been coloring them since 1995.
>>64720083
I want to cuddle her forever
>>64702051
You just know that she used the award as a dildo.
>>64720172
Considering the fact the she doesn't give a fuck about these kind of awards, yeah probably.
>>64720208
>bjorkdoingthecondomchallenge.jpg
>>64720071
Icelandars are out of the world essentially, she may be one of those.
>>64720208
>>64720281
That headpiece is made of glass and it's something very expensive I guess.
>>64704358
how asian is she?
>>64720460
how scandinavian of her?
>>64720547
Nice line dude.
I want to cum on her face
>>64720860
You're disgusting, one can make only gentle love to Bjork.
>>64720915
ok I'll cuddlefuck her then cum on her face
also
>implying she wouldn't be into non-gentle stuff
>>64720941
80s-90s Bjork and post-2000 Bjork are literally two different person my mate.
>>64721014
what makes you think she isn't a complete milf
>>64717132
thanks but the quality is shit, senpai
>>64721083
Then fucking buy it man.
>>64702007
I thought for sure she would have been part Inuit or something but then realized there were no Inuit on Iceland.
>>64699539
I've always wanted the two of them to collaborate with peter gabriel.
>peter, bjork, and thom
>>64721083
dawwwww look at her cute wittle nose
>>64721083
Two-headed bear...
oh man that would be so weirdly romantic
>>64720860
i want to cum on his face
>>64700618
please don't this is so cringey
this is one of the best threads
>>64703648
I BELIEVE
Keep this thread up mates.
>>64721239
>implying I'm not a degenerate who doesn't pay for anything he enjoys
https://youtu.be/jVPD0KrEROQ they could live here
>>64700618
Lmao
>>64722307
She's like a fairy, damn.
>>64722307
qqqqqqqt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lO5dTLw17I
I hear Thom in the background here.
>>64722818
he was featured
>>64722818
Fuck. Why we can't just have a supergroup of Thom Yorke, Bjork, Zach Hill and Panda Bear?
>>64723067
This, this. It would be incredible.
>>64723067
>panda bear
Deakin would be better, he isn't a hack
>>64723433
This. Right now Deakin is the only one in AC who's making good music
Post your dream team along with Thom and Bjork.
>>64723517
Thom, Bjork and Phil Elverum
Also I can't be the only one who thinks a Bjork/ Young Thug is a good idea right? If she was in charge of the beat and did some crazy idm and then Young Thug did whatever he wanted on top it could be really good
>>64723689
>Also I can't be the only one who thinks a Bjork/ Young Thug is a good idea right? If she was in charge of the beat and did some crazy idm and then Young Thug did whatever he wanted on top it could be really good
Thom Yorke and Bjork need to collaborate again. In fact, I predict in the next year or so they will.
Also, Nattura was a disappoint collaboration.
>>64723848
It wasn't a real collaboration in fact.
>>64723689
Probably yes, my son.
>>64723517
Thom, Bjork and Flylo
>>64723517
Thom, Bjork, Autechre.
>>64723067
>panda bear
kek
>>64723517
Thom, Bjork and Aphex Twin (some druqs kind of shit)
>>64724820
WEW DUDE
>>64703648
eye beliv
>>64723517
Thom, bjork and brian eno.
Never let go this thread.
>>64726262
bjork threads will never die, but you will
>>64718342
even better
>>64699539
this needs to happen.
>>64723067
>no Johnny
Dropped
go on forever and maybe they will see this thread
>>64715962
She's not even white she's yellow
>>64706775
I prefer Scott
>>64727938
She's white. She has said multiple times she Icelandic (Nordic) and Irish genes.
>>64727938
Are you really thinking Bjork is asian? Looks like me when i discovered her at 12 years old.
This thread has become huge.
>>64728971
For you
>>64729371
Why?
>>64729430
Are you new here? Not trying to shame you but just curious
>>64715928
sadly this
