ITT: cringe rap lyrics
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>got no patience cause i'm not a doctor, girl why is you lying, girl why you mufasa?
>i hate man like a nun
>i always saw you for what you could've been
>like when chrysler made that one car that looked just like a bentley
>and I got her nigga, grocery bag
What did he meme by this?
True story
Call me Thorburn, John H., staff sergeant
Marksman, skill in killin', illin', I'm able and willin'
Kill a village elephant, rapin' and pillage a village
Illegitimate killers, US Military guerrillas
This ain't no real war, Vietnam shit
World War II, that's a war, this is just a military conflict
>>64660653
this one isn't even cringeworthy it's just hilarious
>pull your hoe card like zoltar
it's getting hot in here so take off all your clothes
i am getting so hot, i'm gonna take my clothes off
>profit profit, nigga I got it
>everybody know I’m a muthafucking monster
>I’ma need to see your fucking hands at the concert
>>64661308
>implying this is cringe
Plebs baka
>>64660653
This is a classic.
>you toyin' wit' it like Happy Meal
>keychain go dang a lang
>I wanna do major thangs
>with my dad out in Tennessee is where I belong
>on my DMX shit
>i group DM all my exes
>>64660653
fucking kek
>>64660653
I'M GUDDA GUDDA
>>64660055
everything that ever came out of this talentless piece of shit's mouth
>let me put my mouth where you potty boo
>>64662164
I didn't think that one was cringey, just gross. Like what an awful way to describe a pussy.
>The A on my chest like a chipmunk.
>Alvin, Theodore, breath in breathe out. Mi
> amor.
I really like Because The Internet but that line makes me want to vomit every time I hear it.
>>64662097
agreed
>>64660055
ohhhh. lying as in lion. lion king. mufasa. now i get it.
childish gambino isn't bad.
>>64661807
Top cringe
Views still went platinum... Fuck this shit
WHy the hate on gambino? he may sound somewhat 'different' then most mainstream rappers, but his lyrics can be real good
>you look so good, I'd even suck your daddy's dick
>>64662926
I agree people who can't get into him just need to be more open to experimentation
You need a certain level of intelligence to be a gambino fan
>>64662926
because he's soft
I think some people value that
pus he painted this false image that he is some middle class rich boy playing rapper for more money. It's bizzarre
>>64660653
bagged her
>>64660055
reeboks on i just do it (nigga)
>>64663000
>You need a certain level of intelligence to be a gambino fan
>>64662926
a lot of people don't respond well to lil wayne-tier one-liner rap
>>64663297
oh cmon sure a lot of his stuff are one-liners but you can't put him and lil wayne in that same categorization...
>>64662926
ONE POINT SIX
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>>64663516
Yeah Wayne is miles better.
>>64663297
except that's ismply not true
like him or not don't talk shit
>>64663589
not even talking about better or worse...
>My mother said, "You sucked my pussy when you came out
>Don't ever talk back
>I handed you life and I'll snatch it back"
>I'm just a latchkey kid with a snotty nose
>>64662926
he's gay and it shows
>>64662097
>My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over e's (overies)
No, Gambino is legit, you faggot just don't like him because he doesn't try to act hard.
>>64660055
And yet you faggots defend
>I JUST FUCKED YO BITCH IN SOME GUCCI FLIP FLOPS
>>64663297
They're called punchlines and have been a staple in rap ever since the early days of freestyle battle rap and even before then.
White boys, please educate yourselves.
>>64665243
That's horrendous.
anyone shitting on gambino as a "pun-liner" rapper hasn't listened to anything beyond summer camp
he wasn't doing that shit on because the internet.
that was his earlier shit like bonfire
>maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns
>>64665243
Dang bro i wasn't even hating on him but this is really really bad.
>>64665548
>>64665716
But "I JUST FUCKED YO BITCH IN SOME GUCCI FLIP FLOPS" is fire, right?
Talking to new rap fans is a fucking headache.
>>64666329
shut up you moronic troll!
>>64666329
ur dumb
>>64666329
It's all about the delivery and the mindset behind it. You could tell Future wasn't being fake about that. It's like he really just did it. Like he's not bragging about it just to fill up some verses, he says it like he legitimately JUST fucked your bitch in gucci flip-flops, and he's not trying to be all braggadocious about it, he just says it bluntly and subtlety as to not disturb the mood established by the beat behind him.
>>64667287
Shut the fuck up. That line took zero effort to write. As opposed to the other line which is actually pretty witty (and it gives you a "What did he say? Oh wait now I get it haha", moment) and others would probably have agreed if anon didn't spoil the punchline.
Gambino may have some cringe lines occasionally, but he's still more talented than Future and half of these niggas who don't even really try.
>>64668176
I don't see why Future is the immediate point of comparison anyway. There are plenty of decent lyricists out there, just because a lot of people like Future's music doesn't mean they necessarily think he's a great lyricist, technically
>itt: comparing bad rappers with slightly less bad rappers
Seriously fucking all of it. None of it's good. Any of it that approached good was made 25 years ago. That cringe feeling you get when you see old people or white people try to rap? That's how you should feel about blacks doing the same shit. Godawful rhymes laid over shitty dance beats talking about money, pussy, fame, murder, or displaying hilarious lack of socio-political knowledge.
>>64668578
*tips, fedora*
You win the internet. I completely agreed, kind sir. I only listen to classic music like ac/dc and guns n roses.
>>64668973
What a shocking and original response.
>>64662071
I PUTTA OTHER
>>64664496
Wesley Willis?
>>64669245
Thanks.
>>64663000
Nice trips but what to said was literally one of the cringiest things I have heard in my entire life
Escargo
my car go
>had a phone in jail, that's a cell phone
>>64660055
also by him
>my girls, my girls, my girls, my girls
on the ''remix'' for my girls.
>I know girl this is gonna get scary like Thriller
>You gonna feel this monster get bigger
>And I ain't got no rhyme for the next part
>And I ain't got no rhyme for the next part
>But that's OK because this is the remix
>In the middle of darkness
>Girl relax and just flow
>I'm about to tickle it and touch your soul
>Once I enter your black hole
>Girl I promise this will be painless
>We'll take a trip to planet Uranus
>>64660055
> even though we in the same room
> you just locked the door so I gotta text you
>>64662164
That verse was hilarious lowkey
>>64662164
Ruins the whole album desu
>>64668578
If you want socio-political knowledge go watch the news faggot
>>64668578
white-people-playing-guitars bands get away with some really fucking retarded lyrics all the time
nobody calls them on it because they pretend it's artistic or something
>>64669416
>>64670973
Lil uzi is pretty relatable on an emotional level at the same time as being a pretty hard ATL influenced philly rapper. He lets his emo/rock influences show in his music and has swagger/persona out the ass.
>>64668176
and yet it's wittier, so much more effortless and creative than Gambino's far out strugglebars.
>>64671470
> emo/rock influences
what emo/rock influences
>>64668176
>liking punchline rap
ugh big sean/cole/gambino fans pls leave /mu/
>>64671521
He used to be a hot topic kid turned rapper so as a result he employs melodic rapping/chrooning with lyrics about his feelings for his girlfriend.
>>64663000
intelligence ehhh?
i've got a different word for em
>>64665292
what's cringe about that?
>>64671795
Gucci is a tacky brand that hasn't had a good collection in the past 6 years.
>>64671847
>not liking alessandro michele at gucci
>Rest in peace to the game cause I'm fresh to death
>Rest in peace to the game, tell 'em kill theyself
>Make your deathwish, cause I'm too fresh
>Cuse I'm fresh to death, cause I'm fresh to death
>You go broke tryna get fresh like this
>Rest in peace to the game cause I killed it
>I'm fresh to death, I'm fresh to death
>What you talkin', I came out a coffin
also hilarious
>my jewels hang low like my balls in the potty
>>64660055
>I'm writing movies where I'm making out with Aubrey Plaza
>And homegirl my homegirl, it is not like that
>But if she tried to rape me, I will not fight back
>>64671996
UGGHH thats pretty bad lmao
>>64671996
didn't say say that Donald Glover had a small penis?
I don't even get it
>>64672387
Is the lighter clicks Lil Wayne?
>>64671996
I kek'd.
>>64672387
ooga booga
muhfuggin
bix nood
>>64660715
Fuck you, that was a nice way of painting the picture.
>>64663000
>level of intelligence
Dude half his lyrics are funny af what do you mean intelligence?
>>64672937
>biting the bait
Noone talking about bleach on the tshirt
>>64660055
>SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY, SO I CALL HER BIG BOOTY
This is by far one of the lines that ceases to amaze me. How a hack can sit down write down shite lyrics like this on a napkin, and sleep fine at night is beyond me.
>>64673134
Shit.
>>64668973
lol'd
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3 Stacks, can you help me out?
30 hours
Yeah, this the type of shit you ride out to
30 hours
30 hours
I just be like, it was my idea to have an open relationship
Now a nigga mad
Now I'm 'bout to drive 90 miles like Matt Barnes to kill...
30 hours
Just to kill..
Just to...
Just to...
I'm about to drive 90
90 miles like Matt Barnes just to whoop a nigga ass
It was my idea and now a nigga
30 hours
Now a nigga mad, now a nigga, uh
A stunna
Whoop him after school just to show I got class
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh with you, yeah
>>64673476
just to whip a nigga ass
whip a nigga ahh
whip a whip a nigga ass
cause now a nigga mad
>kiddy gumbo defenders
PHEW
>>64660055
six feet deep dick shovelin' the dirst
R I P - Rest in pussy
any metal song featuring Ice-T is pretty cringe desu
>>64660055
>did the man who invented college go to college?
I tried to pull away her blood was too sweet
Touched her, my two teeth, too deep
We move free, through the, next level
'Cause it's 'bout time to send back the devil
She said "Daddy you made me, I'm bad for you, come save me"
Just the sound of her voice drove me crazy
Boy I hope mother nature doesn't hate me
She dug her claws in my back when I stroked her
This ain't a dream because she's actually closer than close should be allowed to be
So girl don't get loud with me
You asked for the trashing that ass is getting
This is the good life, so there's no bad positions
>>64674195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wf9muPlL6o
>The wind blows, I'm in you window
>Open, inn-u-endo
Ima fuck that lion like simba
>>64673700
this is to rap what scat is to jazz. kendrick lamar fucked around on UU just like this
>>64668578
Found the Hopsin fan
>keep it 3hunna like the romans
I replaced faith with neo-nazis and these people got me because they do not believe in what I watch
And what I watch is aliens needing some cock
>SO-SO-SOMETHIN' WRONG WITH DA PUSS-AY
Whenever I hear this line, I think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILAyLK5Yyeg
>>64662164
>the backing instrumental quieted during this verse to make sure nobody missed it
fuckin ruined a perfectly good song
>And if they got a problem with it they can go suck a freakin' fish
>>64662926
Hes corny as fuck and instead of embracing it in a fun ignorant way like stn mtn he makes faux deep tumblr quotation lyrics. He is a really good singer though and he should make more stuff like sober and um.
>suck a nigga dick for an iphone 6
>fucked my nigga terry for a new blackberry
- lil wayne, Used To
>Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong
Lochness
>Goblin, Ghoul, a zombie with no conscience
>question what do these things all have in common?
>everybody knows I’m a motherfucking monster
HE DIDNT ANSWER THE QUESTION
THE LAST LINE IS COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THE ONES BEFORE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They say you do time but my watch broke
It's a cold world but we got coats
>>64677046
>you left your fridge open, someone just took a sandwich
what did he mean by this???
>>64677075
>I'm all about my Franklins, Lincolns and Reagans
>Whenever they make them, I shall hayve them
>Oops, I meant "have them," I'm so crazy
if you are going to just twist and bend the language until it rhymes then whats the fucking point?
>>64677104
was not supposed to quote, sorry
but this coats line is so bad its funny
I'm Gudda Gudda, I put her under
I see me with her - no Stevie Wonder
She don't ever wonder, cause she know she bad
And I got her, nigga: grocery bag
>>64672937
>enjoying shit music
This dick ain't free
You lookin' at me like it ain't a receipt
Like I never made ends meat, eatin' your leftovers and raw meat
This dick ain't free
Livin' in captivity raised my cap salary
Celery, tellin' me green is all I need
Evidently all I seen was spam and raw sardines
This dick ain't free, I mean, baby
You really think we could make a baby named Mercedes
Without a Mercedes Benz and twenty four inch rims
Five percent tint, and air conditioning vents
Hell fuckin' naw, this dick ain't free
>>64660631
corn on the curb is shit lyrically yeah
>>64663000
no one knows this is a meme and this is my first time on /mu/ in a long time baka
>>64677046
Post the kanye pasta where he asked jay-z to spit some bars
yes i'll pay the damages
no more chicken sandwiches
>>64677046
came here to look for this. So horrible I can't listen to the song any more
No I'm not trying to be rude,
But hey pretty girl I'm feeling you
The way you do the things you do
Reminds me of my Lexus coupe
That's why I'm all up in yo grill
Tryina get you to a hotel
You must be a football coach
The way you got me playing the field
So baby gimme that toot toot
Lemme give you that beep beep
Running her hands through my 'fro
Bouncing on 24's
While they say on the radio...
It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rolling that body
got every man in here wishing
Sipping on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freaking weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
Bounce Bounce Bounce
Now it's like murder she wrote
Once I get you out them clothes
Privacy is on the door
Still they can hear you screaming more
Girl I'm feeling what you feeling
No more hoping and wishing
I'm bout to take my key and
Stick it in the ignition
So baby gimme that toot toot
Lemme give you that beep beep
Running her hands through my 'fro
Bouncing on 24's
While they say on the radio...
It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rolling that body
Got every man in here wishing
Sipping on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freaking weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun
Cristal popping in the stretch Navigator
We got food everywhere
As if the party was catered
We got fellas to my left
Hunnies on my right
We bring em both together we got junking all night
Then after the show it's the (after party)
And after the party its the (hotel lobby)
And round about 4 you gotta (clear the lobby)
Then head take it to the room and freak somebody
>>64679091
sorry hit the character limit
Can I get a toot toot
Can I get a beep beep
Running her hands through my 'fro
Bouncing on 24's
While they say on the radio...
It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rolling that body
Got every man in here wishing
Sipping on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freaking weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun
It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rolling that body
Got every man in here wishing
Sipping on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freaking weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun
Girl we off in this jeep
Fogging windows up
Blasting the radio
In the back of my truck
Bouncing up and down
Stroke it round and round
To the remix
We just thuggin it out...
>>64668578
>Seriously fucking all of it. None of it's good. Any of it that approached good was made 25 years ago.
>People who still try to use this argument
>>64679102
>>64679091
Yeah, that's how it goes at an R. Kelly party.
I sip Cris, you drink piss.
>>64668176
BLEH plebs will never get future
>>64679555
i aint got no manners for no sluts
imma put my thumb in her butt
>>64677345
Ugh
>>64673197
that line is genius you absolute fucking pleb
A real g moves in silence like lasagna
>Its all suicide
>>64663000
kek
>>64660055
To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet god damn (god damn)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet god damn (god damn)
(notreallycringe,it'sactuallyrllygud)
>>64679871
That's a fucking genius line.
>>64662164
>ab-soul has a pee fetish
