>wake up
>i'm not calvin harris
I'm sure you're much better looking OP
>>64654230
>being a calvin harris fan
Yeah, I'd want to kill myself too if I had such shit taste
I have wake up feels too
>>64654315
The only depressing thing about not being Calvin Harris is the fact that you're not and never will be with the most beautiful pop star of the century
>>64654315
>not wanting to date Taytay
>implying I like that hack Calvin Harris
>>64654371
this was the point of my thread all along
>>64654371
>century
nice meme you got there
>>64654371
Maybe you should be happy for them instead
>>64654385
>inferring that being attracted to taylor swift is somehow less laughable than listening to calvin harris
>>64654371
>>64654385
>cucking yourself instead of going and snatching Taytay from harris
>>64654407
>not liking the queen of 4chan
>not liking one of the hottest and most SJW-triggering celebrities of our time
>being a waifufag
>>64654453
>implying she would date a fat neckbeard
>>64654488
>fat neckbeard
>projecting this hard
>>64654230
hey maybe you can go out and actually be good at what you do...that's a perk of waking up as not-Calvin Harris
>>64654536
>if he can't even satisfy his girlfriend, what makes him think he can satisfy EDM fans?
Pretty rude 2bh
>>64654605
>I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
and this man wants to be president
i've seen repeat threads before, but there are posts in this thread that were originally made by me being repeated by someone else
and that shit is weird
>>64654649
ikr
>>64654649
shes clearly not drinking it
>>64654664
That's a glitch in the matrix, you better become redpilled before it's too late.
>>64654703
I guess you got me there
>tfw you will make Calvin Harris single again
>>64654230
the hottest artist in existence
>>64654864
I swear he never smiles
>>64654805
>implying cougar
>>64654893
>>64654471
moot disproved this once
but it was probably just demands from taylor's agency
>>64654956
>trusting m00t
>>64655085
>Aight guys here's the post and here's ten gorillon reaction images to prove to you that it is funny
>>64654946
lol m8
>>64654371
>The only depressing thing about not being Calvin Harris is the fact that you're not and never will be with the most beautiful woman of all time
FTFY
>>64655085
Where's the proof that they ever dated? They aren't even touching in that photo. Also why did you screen cap replies, it doesn't make it more funny.
>>64655991
>Also why did you screen cap replies
I didn't. I took the collage from the web, just google m00t cuck.
