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Patrician edition
old thread >>64626468
>>64635058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNvRMBqqvrs
the guy in the previous thread posted probably their best song tbqh, get a load of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpsoYEkM3uc
sounds like final fantasy battle music
Why's this album considered a masterpiece? It's got good riffs, but every riff overstays its welcome because there are so few of them. So overrated.
>>64635114
>>64635121
please stop
>>64635058
>>64635114
>>64635121
>Norther
Are you fucking kidding me, lads?
>>64635114
I literally just peed a little in my fucking pants
>>64635133
that's the whole fucking point of burzum dingus
it's repetitive
>>64635081
Steven Wilson is grand A fuccboi material, quit being a faggot
>>64635133
You don't get it, It's supposed to be shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWaC8pDGeAI
Underrated guitarist
>>64635133
Repetitivity is a musical tool.
>>64635121
>>64635114
>when you try to be COB but you're shit
Massive cringe warning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g4OQ9ib748
>>64635217
POST-AFRICAN REPETITIONS ARE EVIL
E V I L
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64635205
Oh no!
>>64635185
He's the secret texas thrasher too
11:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSEQZ8reJA4
>>64635205
nah
Music to listen while playing BF5?
>>64635305
Hip hop nigga shit
>>64635256
not all repetitions are post-African.
>post-Wagnerian variability
pls no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPDCsi1mbhE
you must listen to valley of the damned
or you will die a virgin tonight
scumbag OP can't even spelled metals properly lol
>>64635530
That's how JUST Norther is
![2501550[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/py844ok.jpg "2501550[1].jpg")
Opinions?
>>64635586
Soundtrack for LARPing faggots innawoods practicing their orcish and unironically taking part in european longsword dueling championships
>>64635678
YOU
LOOKING AT ME
LOOKING AT YOU
>>64635586
LOVE IT!
Girls probably listen to your favourite metal band
>>64635837
I WANNA TALK TO YOU
>>64635931
Yeah, nah, girls don't like metal. They only say they do for attention. Metal is an abstraction for men, only we can understand it.
>>64635678
Literally nothing wrong with that
>>64635931
Oh, I bet there are girls who listen to Intronaut. But I've never met one in person. Feels bad, man.
>>64636046
Hipster trash like you shouldn't reproduce
>>64636075
>implying anyone from /metal/ will ever have children
Wife's son doesn't count
>>64635931
I know they do. I just don't know where to find them.
>>64635931
do girls like !T.O.O.H.! ?
>>64635586
Their collab with Enslaved was pretty neat.
>>64635931
I'd instantly marry a girl who listens to Liturgy
>>64636257
Just walk into a starbucks and shout HEY HEY HEY HEEEY and see who likes it
>>64636257
Go to Williamsburg and just grab one then. Any will do. Odds are she is a drunk who doesnt shave though
>>64635931
Meant this as an insult to the band's heaviness tbqh
>>64636349
>"Our music is Power Metal, Venom Metal, Black Metal not Heavy Metal cos that's for the chicks"
>>64635177
>>64635190
So it's supposed to be shit then? Music that never develops? Music that is pointless? It's no better than pop music but at least pop music keeps it's boring three riffs in 3 minutes instead of 10.
>>64635217
It is a musical tool, but not one that achieves anything when so little development happens through such a long period of time. Even when minimalist classical composers use repetition, there's so much development happening throughout each piece despite most of said pieces having the same line repeated throughout. Burzum has so little happen over such a long time.
>>64635239
>From the heart to the vocal cord to his face
>>64636075
No one should reproduce. We should walk hand in hand into extinction. One last midnight. Brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
jester race or whoracle
>>64635287
The solo in that song was played by Alex Lifeson from Rush
>>64636462
>NOWTHATSWHATICALLEDGY.jpg
>>64636379
why doesn't he shout out ATMOSPHERIC METAL in his performances of black metal
Holy shit this is so good. The production is low ranged, but not muddy like many bestial/war metal bands. All the riffs have the perfect amount of badass and catchy pop feel to them. Vocals despite being lower pitched are placed perfectly in like this lower ranged background space so they don't ever come in the way of the riffs and complement everything while the other effects are placed in at a higher frequency in the background so they don't fuck with anything else going on, too.
Everything's so perfectly placed. Is there any other black metal that's like this?
>>64636462
Your indifference is a sickening affront to all the progress humanity has made. Nigger, you had best uncuck yourself and realize that widespread alienation, oppression and subjugation of the average Joe by shadowy bureaucratic motherfuckers threatens us more than your edgy wannabe Mad Max fantasy. Rolling over and accepting your defeat is something an atmoshitter would do. But for me, a /riffer/, I'm gonna go down fighting to the very end blaring this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQeJ7aQcQ7A
>>64636477
TJR, not even close
>>64636549
This is amazing. How did you manage to be even edgier and cringy than that guy
>>64636542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLlcSGsaSDY
Worth the wait
>>64636462
More TrueDetectivecore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0MhERvHGUs
>>64636542
LORD NANNA
>>64636549
>>64636462
absolute madposts
i can't even tell which one is edgier
>>64636619
the one that wasn't quoting true detective
>>64636462
>>64636549
>atmoshit vs. riff, round 2
I've been waiting for this for a while senpaitachi
fast metal is best
>>64636707
Faggot cuck shit bitch anus
>>64636707
Nah. When fast bands go slow it's awesome and vice versa.
>>64636707
b-b-b-b-but i like slow metal too
>>64636644
We already did this like yesterday or the day before. Atmoshitters as usual are BTFO'd due to their flawed approach towards good music.
>>64636777
Cunt, I'll fucking rip your ass open
>>64636767
no, doom bands suck dick at going fast, but when fast bands go slow they're usually much better than any doom bands out there
t. god of emptiness
>>64636777
poor doggo ;_;
>>64636822
t. Sarcophagus
>>64636822
i'm the God of Emptiness though
>>64636462
This album is actually pretty sick.
>>64636822
no doom bands are better at fast metal
here's an example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM6CqGE8TWQ
>>64636822
>implying
1:33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnFJJfwiwb4
>>64636861
are you like a cat
>>64636879
>Fast
they're shit at mid-tempo too
>>64636879
HYPNOS REFUSED ME MYYY SLEEP
redpill me on shape of despair
why do they suck so bad?
>>64636884
only legally
>>64636707
fast metal played + battle tanks crafted by japanese wizards
>>64636907
RING BROTHER
RING FOR MEE
>>64636916
You have shit taste
Best band in the genre behind Esoteric
>>64636953
Both bands are the farthest away from metal and loop their shitty synths for hours on an end, thergothon best you dumb mongoloid
>>64636707
THEY SAY MY SONGS ARE MUCH TO SLOW
>>64636935
>Motley Crue
>shitting on anything else
>>64636953
>not knowing Tyranny is the best funeral doom band
>>64636935
>If you say you are ready to buy this guitar and show up to buy it wearing a Mastodon shirt, I can't sell it to you.
>>64636981
kys
>fucking adore this album
>be the kind of fag who hates National Socialism with a passion
wat do
I want to separate the music from the artist, but it has Hitler samples for fuck's sake.
>>64637034
nice argument memeboy
>>64636981
>thergothon
Made onyl one album and it's overrated
>>64637065
embrace doublethink
>>64637065
just don't buy it, that's the only thing that matters
>>64637065
not subtle at all
>>64637065
why are you such a bitchboy about nazism
hot people like nazis
>>64637087
I-it's not bait.
I don't even know how to feel about it.
>>64636867
Indeed. Not an AOTY 2014 contender, but solid. Like, I'd be very proud if I'd made an album as good as that.
>>64637065
Easier than being Christian and trying to enjoy Immolation and Deicide
>>64637104
get educated on nazism and realise hitler was preparing the way for the chosen one to rid the earth of the ancient 3000 year old beast
>>64636981
While Thergothon was cool and I think Shape of Despair is mildly overrated,
>shitting on Esoteric
kys my man
Genexus is for robots
>>64637131
Most Satanism is just them doing it for edginess though rather than legitimate hail satan tier stuff.
I guess there's a lot of anti-christian bands, but generally being an atheist is like "alright fair enough, believe what you want". Being a nazi isn't quite the same.
>>64637149
>LITERALLY NOTHING BUT REPETITIVE SYNTHS LOOPED FOR AN HOUR
HOLY SHIT NIGGER STOP MEMING THIS TERRIBLE BAND
>>64637147
Hitler didn't even wanna kill the jews though, he just wanted them out of Germany.
Goebbels and friends made him decide otherwise.
>>64637174
Look, lying on the internet is one thing but lying in all caps is just rude.
>>64637160
Immolation is not satanist though, they actually put thought into their lyrics
There's is literally nothing wrong with listening to satanic anti-semitic music
>>64637014
tyranny is as atmoshit as esoteric
>>64637211
so?
>>64637180
>Hitler a gud boi he dindu nuffin he just wanted mo lebensraum for dem aryans gnaw wut im sayin?
Is this accurate?
>>64637231
It's shit nigger, dumb ass one note music that goes nowhere
>>64637261
where should music go?
>>64637251
hmm yep
>>64637269
It should progress, otherwise I'd rather listen to silence
>>64637251
why is DJENT spelled wrong at the top
>>64637280
>progress
But what does this mean exactly?
New Perturbator is hot fire, lads.
This shit is more BM than most recent BM.
it also has titties so that's positive
>>64637251
Sludgewave and slam should share the top
>>64637251
why the fuck are there not 1, not 2, but 5 fucking niggers in the back of the picture? Is it implying that a baboon is capable of any logical thought process?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnLdx2FyNqg
>>64637323
kek
>>64637269
I just want what I listen to to have some sort of plan when it sets out. I don't want it to just fucking wander. I would just listen to post-rock if I were cool with it not having a plan.
every member in dream theater is evangelical christian or jewish
do you think this affects the music
>>64637348
yeah, the kike has suceeded in ruining prog metal
>>64637348
>>64637343
>I just want
so it all came down to personal opinion
as always
>>64637251
Hampus'd good
>>64637269
It should come towards me.
i've genuinely never heard the jester race. should i put it on now
>>64637370
meant for
>>64637251
>>64637386
yes
>>64637386
It holds up the most out of the original Gotheburg 3 albums
I'M THE MOONSHIELD
>>64637386
melodeath is shit, not worth your time
>>64637323
>r*cism in metal
parkway drive triggers the fuck out of me
i want metalcore to LEAVE
>>64637372
Well, yeah. Most musical preference comes down to personal opinion. Is that really a bad thing if we can all just admit that objective conversations are tough to come by?
>>64637407
atmocuck spotted
>>64637406
you gotta tell me the other 2
is one of them left hand path?
>>64637386
in flames is awful
>>64637370
I can't believe someone actually made the original picture
IT'S 2016
>>64637442
not even close faggot
>>64637251
god I hate that auditory novelty addict hampus
No memes here lads, just primo first wave black metal
>>64637421
flynn is a retarded cuck desu
>>64637444
The Gallery and Slaughter of the Soul dude
>>64637449
Don't underestimate the autism of Hampus
>>64637444
>left hand path
>gotheburg
TRIGGERED
>IHSAHN - BLACK METAL REDEFINED: A THINKING MAN'S VAN HALEN?
http://bravewords.com/features/ihsahn-black-metal-redefined-a-thinking-mans-van-halen
What did they mean by this?
>>64637386
>In Memes
>>64637491
brave words
>>64637465
>no memes here
>no
>memes
>here
>n
>o
>m
>e
>m
>e
>s
>h
>e
>r
>e
>>64637491
> A THINKING MAN'S VAN HALEN?
Like I fucking love Ihsashn but
what
whaaaaaat
how?
what
>>64637491
music for this guy
>>64637491
>"oi hipsters! listen to this guy"
>>64637491
Why doe he look so hipster now
>>64637491
I couldn't make it out of the first paragraph. You guys go on without me.
>>64637506
NMH
>>64637512
>Cuck O Negative
he's so old now :<
Is there anything better in this world than a big fat steamy riff?
>Encuckter
>>64637491
as I said before Ihsahn is the living proof that's better to be a 16 yo edgy satanist shithead than a pretentious old man wanking on a guitar.
>>64637251
>sludgewave this low
>>64637556
hey what are you guys talking about in here
>>64636707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-0L-dAJxRg
>>64637579
>tfw Devy had birthday yesterday
>>64637579
he was never good to begin with
>>64637587
Most shilled album of the year
>>64637603
Shut your mouth
>>64637579
Someone needs to take away his psychoactive medication and kill his wife and child for him to be worth shit anymore.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TbAXE8e.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>64637579
he looks like ziltoid
>>64637618
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>64637624
Ziltoid is actually is autobiography
>>64637624
Fucking duh. Z2 was fucking trash. UGH.
rec me some doom that isn't cuck bork bork shit
>>64637692
Hillary's America
>>64637692
>>64637692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDFWX-EQZCU
>>64637556
Except Ihsahn's solo work is fucking masterful
>>64637520
The interview is pretty good actually
>>64637757
ahahaaha
I had no idea Brujeria was even still around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5macd5j0x0
>>64637782
.t bad-taste mcgee
>>64637820
dumb spic parasites
>>64637820
>fuck you puto
>>64637820
>album art: el compartidor de death metal
blind guardian's nightfall in middle earth is the greatest pussy magnet album of all time
>>64637976
>greatest pussy magnet album of all time
sure
>>64637976
>being a fucking patriarch
>>64635133
>Why's this album considered a masterpiece?
Not by me. Burzum is shit.
>>64635931
Girls listen to Sarcófago? Not the ones I've met.
>>64637976
>Blind Guardian
>pussy magnet
is bling guardian the most patrician power metal band?
>>64637752
thanks for reccing me this a couple weeks ago, I'm listening to it atm and it's great.
I really want dmshareguy to be here so I could call him a cuck and a degenerate and watch the butthurt unfold
>>64638057
>plebeian: Blind Guardian
>contrarian: Iced Earth
>patrician: Iron Mask
>>64638120
i'm always glad to share some music
>>64638168
meant for >>64638104
>>64636432
>Music that never develops?
It develops, but not only that, it also changes. Not a higher state, but a different state.
>Music that is pointless?
A song isn't pointless just because it doesn't have a goal reached through staged evolution.
A lot of these songs just reflect a different aspect of how life plays out. Not everything changes, not everything evolves, not everything reaches a point of climactic significance. That's the beauty of it.
Why is this shit so good goddamn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EExbLCeUnI
>>64638219
pretentious as fuck modern art-tier excuse
>>64636549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XuEeby_XjY
>>64638264
>oh no big words much esplain ur just arty fartsy
>>64638298
Never implied it, but it's retarded to think up an excuse for the artist's shortcomings
>>64638234
>glam revival
I'm not convinced until I start seeing hot bitches in aerobic spandex with big aquanet hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar7nMRyl32E
6:40
>>64638323
It's not an excuse, it's literally your limited perception of how music is supposed to behave
>>64638338
glam revival was 2005 myspace scenecore
>>64638360
Do you honestly think that was his goal all along?
>>64638377
this, Crunkcore was the glam of the 2000s
>>64638382
I wouldn't say it's his "goal", I'd say it's how his brain was wired. He had no choice for it to be any other way.
Just like if you were to write a song, it would almost always be some progressive climb to a dramatic plateau every single time.
>>64638219
>release a pile of shit
>"No you don't get it, this track right here? It's purposefully bad because it reflects life"
>>64638382
yes actually
>>64638452
so instead of him being a talentless hack, his brain is just wired that way, wired to be a talentless hack
>>64638394
Honestly it still amazes how this became mainstream in first place.
https://youtu.be/N8F5YSA1Oz0
Well obviously no fun allowed 2000's scorned it, but i can't even look away it's mesmerizing.
rage against the machine are enjoyable
>>64638543
agree, their sound makes me want to jump da fuck up
too bad the lyrics try way too hard at times
>>64638541
drunken sluts and faggy boys
how are you amazed
>>64635058
>>64635058
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdSTirdm7As
>>64638541
i think cruncore in general is weird, i mean the music is simple and plain garbage but the idea behind it is so fucking retarded and excessive it makes me wonder
>>64638569
this tho
>>64638541
the same way glam became mainstream
>stupid bongola bonga drum performance blaring outside my window
metal for this feel
>>64638628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68VUrXL0uqs
>>64638581
BAM DABADADA DADA DADAY UGH BAM DABADADADAY UGH LALALALA
>>64638581
is urfaust atmometal
>>64638662
it's hipster thrash actually
>>64638628
mysticum
>>64635678
I gonna shoot you with my pistol crossbow you mong
>>64637097
>this is what pol virgins tell themselves
>>64638541
i feel similarly about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8
>>64637065
Buy it and embrace it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZenBDs5m0U
>>64638688
better than the trash you listen to anyway
>>64638595
nigga did I just find your rym
https://rateyourmusic.com/~duartemartinho
>>64638744
卐卐卐卐卐 Heil me the FUCK up nazi shit nazi shit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im saluting about right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HEEƐEEEEEƐEEEΕЄЄЄᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉil 卐 卐 卐 Nazi shit
>>64637065
why, it sucks ass
nothing more than a meme
>>64638724
Is that Reggie LaDoux from True Detective?
>>64638744
>mfw I own a physical copy of Noontide but it's the censored version with the black sun
>>64638628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjZfCYrHGn0
>>64638744
that album comes with a fancy black circle in germany :^)
>>64638772
yeah tell yourself that to feel better you piece of hipster excrement
>>64638219
It changes around the same amount of time a fotm pop track does, but in ~10 minutes instead of ~3 minutes. Not even about a higher or different state.
You think this is about it not evolving, but that's not even it. Like I also said in that post, minimalism the very same minimalism that people claim HLTO is might have the same thing through the whole piece, but it'll have so much more company it.
Not to mention there are two things wrong with your idea of not changing.
1. Bands like Revenge do the same idea in tracks that are not only a small fraction the size of Burzum's, but still have more going on in them.
2. Varg has mentioned multiple times that HLTO is meant to be a character journey of a sorts towards the character being more pagan and less christian.
>>64638845
>>64638831
that version has a nicer color scheme at least, doesnt it? or is that just the scan online?
>>64638775
yeah
there's nothing much of interest there except for the occasional review, and i'm really fucking bad at writing
>>64637131
>be Christian
>favorite Immolation song is Lost Passion
>"MY PASSION SUFFOCATES ME"
>"JESUS YOU SUFFOCATE MEEEEEE"
"n-not m-me"
mythic - mourning in the winter solstice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbQ1LgOP1ik
>>64638846
the LLN are as hipster as it gets
>>64638846
>shits on Urfaust
>posts some cringy french dsbm band who try way too hard
is this what some people actually think? if so I feel bad for you
>>64638688
wat
>hipster
>thrash
wtf
>>64638870
your pop rants are kinda entertainig
but yeah, you might wanna work at actually getting some rational points across
>>64638846
>tryhard toilet noise crap
i feel bad for everyone who fell for the lln meme
>>64638847
Not him, but I think burzum is one of those bands where you just find 5 or 6 good songs across the whole discography and enjoy those and that's it.
>>64638688
>thrash
>>64638944
LLN are great.
All black metal should be raw and lo-fi.
