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>invited to go out for a ride
>my friend driving and his date riding shotgun
>my friend's date's sister and me in the back
>they unironically put smells like teen spirit
>2016
>the girl in the front moving her head and her sister tapping her foot
>my friend hands me his phone to pick music
>pure shit so I am forced to put 1979
>only thing I liked from the whole playlist
>thought it would be music friendly for these blops
>''don't put depressing music!''
>turn it down
:>I
>>64595456
how qt was the dates sister
>>64595497
6.5-7/10 16 year old
When someone hands me a phone and asks me to pick music, I hand it back and say, "I don't know what any of this is."
That way, I don't have to choose and they feel superior
>play autechre for mom
>"i don't like this"
>turn it off
>later show her merzbow
>"this is pretty good"
>>64596014
>play BoC for my mom
>"cameron why are you playing this bullshit weather channel music?"
I've got a really good one
>be autistic with no idea how to conduct myself in social situations
>someone does something which triggers my anxiety about obsession which I have trouble understanding that most people aren't as interested in due to my aforementioned autism
>act in an autistic way, no idea how to read social situations
>people think I'm autistic, because I am
>leave feeling superior despite the fact that I have publicly embarrassed myself
What a night.
>>64595456
>smells like teen spirit
Unless I'm with my close group of friends I can't really make a good contribution to the music being played. It kind of sucks but I'm used to it.
>>64595456
>showed people plantasia
>people dug it
>get a date with a music school qt
>I'm a patrician /mu/tant so I'm totally ready
>mention I am a music connoisseur
>"Oh really? What's your favorite bebop jazz album?"
>I start stuttering
>"What's that anon? Speak up"
>"A Love Sup-Supreme"
>she gives me a funny look
>"Well that's not really a bebop album, but on the topic of Coltrane why is that your favorite when Ascension is better?"
>start sweating
>excuse myself to the bathroom
>stay there until she leaves
>mfw
>be me 14
>stoner, trying to get some vaginal walls around my penile shaft
>start talking to this girl while I'm high on life
>going well for 2 days
>be 3rd day of talking
>I should mention I was talking to her stoned all of those 2 days
>3rd day sober
>text her
>"Hi anon how's your day yadda yadda"
>"Good."
>"What are you doing?"
>"Listening to music."
>"What kind of music anon?"
>"I'm listening to some real Hip Hop like Wu-Tang"
>"Oh."
>"Conversation" stops there
>be a few minutes later
>Girl says " I think Chris Brown is hot"
>"I'm not gay so I don't know how to respond to that"
>"Oh."
>Stops talking to me forever
>Be 2 days later
>Smoke with my pals
>Realize what I've done, and that I came off as an asshole and too cynical
>Realize I made myself seem like a boring guy
>Realize my mistake
>Realize I messed up my chances on tasting some nice asian punani
>6 years later and still a virgin
>mfw
>>64597393
>stoner
>unironically likes hip hop
>wonders why he can't get laid
>>64597494
>implying I still smoke
but, I do still listen to hip hop u-u-unironically of course
>>64595456
>smoking bud with friend and his gf
>she always puts on shitty hip hop and rock
>she goes on a stoned rant about how G-Eazy's music is "deep" while one of his shitty songs play in the background
>she decides to switch genres
>plays fucking Bring Me the Horizon
>mfw trying not to sperg out
>mfw third wheeling like an autist because no other friends
>>64596014
you're mom is a hipster bitch
>put on burn the witch for mom
>"i like this"
>>64595604
Did she smell like teen spirit?
>>64599347
kek
what a pleb
>>64597591
Get rid of the anime too, faggot
>>64596844
>ascension
>not sun ship
>not interstellar space
>not meditations
>NOT OM
Disgusting plebeian shits
>>64597393
people are defined only by their tastes: the post
>>64595456
>traveling home to spend my college vacation there
>i'm the only one that has a car so there's 3 friends with me
>it's a 5 hour trip
>play ITAOTS
>after 3 or 4 songs, friends start making jokes
>"this guy really loves jesus christ"
>"if my voice was as shitty as his i would hate jesus tho"
>they ask me to change the music
>they play ac/dc
>i had to listen to ac/dc for 5 hours
>>64599853
That's what you get for being a beta shit who gives in to plebeian trash
>>64596068
kek
>>64595832
This is a good idea
>>64595832
are you me
>show /mu/core album to friend
>he tells me i'm retarded
>suddenly we talk way less
