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Have you ever had a spiritual experience jacking off to an album? I have.
Let me tell you.

I started off easy, thinking about Joanna having one on me. After 81 up and downs, my good intentions still had no provenance, despite my company being the size of a baby birch. I was paving the way for something big.

You and me, Bess - that's how I call my jackrabbit - were on a good day. I was really going long; it stretched all the way to the Occident, somewhere In California.

Hard as a Kingfisher's beak during a cold autumn, even a ribbon bow wrapped tight around it could not have concealed what came out - it was m-esme-rizing. Being soft as chalk again, I thought: "this does not suffice". So I started again.