Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West’s 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 17
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Thoughts on the new Radiohead track?
-+@ announce live album
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Death Grips, Car Seat Headrest, Radiohead, Local Natives, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
so dumb how p4k and fantano's reviews of views had the same effect yet one was a 7/10 and the other was a 4/10
pitchforks scale is broken AF, every review below 5/10 is a stunt
may the third be with you! i think i've got the OP images covered for now, waiting on Radiohead to release album art (though we probably won't get it until the album itself drops)
1/2
-This thread stands with Holger Meins, Yasser Arafat, Carlos Fonseca and Moriaki Wakabayashi.
2/2
i'm sure i forgot an album, if i did please just yell at me.
>>64568534
I heard this leaked recently
Need to give it a listen
>>64568616
it's very good. my indie AOTYSF
>>64568534
this will get the same score as the white album
nobody on earth actually reads the fucking reviews. that's outside of the fact pitchfork has been peddling absolute dogshit for the past four years, the place is clearly being run by 25 y/o SJWs who think every new meme is something influential and ground breaking.
someone ban this shill.
>>64568708
his last album got an 8.1 and it was, for all intents and purposes, a bunch of rereleases
i know we like to joke and say that will shills on /mu/, but i honestly think car seat headrest is going to be lauded for this album. it's a solid project.
>>64568757
>run by 25 y/o SJWs
actually 35 y/o SJWs and corporate shills
>>64568655
Just started downloading it.
I'm honestly looking forward to new The Hotelier. Ian seems to be in love with it so that's a decent sign.
>>64568757
how do you know it's "absolute dogshit" if you admittedly don't read the "fucking reviews?"
Pretty pissed that +@ put on 5 concerts in a row but the associated live album only has 11 tracks. The fuck's up with that?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>64569369
You forgot this
>>64569726
Oh damn, let me redo it. Thanks anon.
What's everyone listening to tonight?
>>64570052
pic related. bootleg direct from the sound board so the quality is excellent. and i was there, too, best show i've ever seen. all the lp9 hype got me nostalgic
also,
>tfw old
>>64570052
Pretty good so far
>>64570600
good dubs and good track
>>64569145
Ian loved the Deftones and the 1975, so I wouldn't call it a decent sign
>>64570705
>the 1975
ewww
time for Ian to hang it up
dem 8s
reminder that Views was robbed senpai.
ALL 8s HOLY SHIT WE EATIN SENPAI
What is with this 3 reviews only BS? Fuck off Conde Nast
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN: Short Edition
Aesop Rock 8.2 by Sheldon Pearce
Egyptian Lover 8.0 by Minna Zhou
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard 8.0 by Stuart Berman
>egyptian lover
WE
>black girl rapper gets 8.2 BNM
>white guy rapper gets 8.2 no BNM
they're not even trying to hide it
>>64570878
I take that more as one artist is on the come up, whereas Aesop has been consistently doing his thing and dominating it. So they give them the same score, but one is obviously newer gets that push
>>64570928
nice spin, p4k shill, jr.
>>64570951
Wow great comment, keep it up
Was hoping Aesop would get BNM
His new album is really good.
>>64570801
WUZ
POL
>>64568534
>>64568504
>>64568438
fuck I really like these pics. post more pls
