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/metal/ general

candlemass edition

old >>64535710
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Best Finnish Death Metal?
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>>64546692

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGU9M5rTX_I
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>>64546632
>>64546668
Some interesting background about Blacklodge:
At some point in 2005 its frontman overdosed on heroin and had a vision of SataN telling him to spread his memes until humanity destroys itself in a nuclear war.
He believes that technology, science and industry are SataN's physical incarnation and that he uses them to enslave humanity and lead them to destruction. And also that intense drug use can allow you to develop magical powers and become one of SataN's templars in the post-apocalyptic future.
And that atomic radiations are literally the Black Flame of anticosmic gnosticism and aryosophy.
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>Belphegor vocalist attacked by Russian Orthodox Fanatic
Leave it to Karl "The Gnarl" Sanders to save the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwDRoF1qvVA

Top fucking kek, I didn't know christians still get pissed off at metal bands, to this extent. I thought that shit went out of style with Slayer and Burzum.
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>>64546805
Old news.
They canceled that tour afaik.
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>>64546864

They still played the show afterwards it seems, but why the fuck would they cancel their whole tour?
That'd be like giving the guy right what he wanted.
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Can anybody recommend me bands similar to Type O Negative? I'm trying to get over the fact that I'll never hear Peter's voice on a new album ever again.
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>>64546882
Danzig
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i'm pregnant but i love drugs, what do
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>>64546927
abort
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>>64546879
You don't understand, russian religious nuts are nuttier than american ones.

Behemoth were once arrested for blasphemy.
Batushka also canceled their tour because of threats.
Cannibal Corpse fans were beat up by hired goons.
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>>64546927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ5lAqhLsdw

TAKE DRUGS, I'M WATCHING YOU
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>>64546944
Better not, she might get addicted to abortions.
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>tfw the tape you ordered blindly ends after ten minutes
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>>64546908
You lied to me.
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>>64546955
>arrested for Blaspehmy
This is not a thing right?

Also why Cannibal Corpse? I don't remember reading one satanic lyric out of their whole discography.
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>>64547019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_tolvpV1Oo
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>>64547168
>not even flat out anti-christian, just sort of atheistic

Also I seriously doubt orthodox extremists spend time analysing metal songs to this extent.
I mean fuck, Blue Oyster Cult & Sabbath have waay riskier themes in lyrics (excluding the gore part naturally), but those fatsos just cant seem to get past BOC or Sabbath's security detail.
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>>64547019
I'm not big into CC but don't they 'promote' brutally killing people?
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>>64546805
>American protecting the European from the Russian
As usual.
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>>64547232
>promote

That's not the word, more like depict.
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>>64546882
Carnivore
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>>64547259
It's not a matter of nationality buddy, it's a matter of physics. Two 400 lb fatasses going at it, versus one fatass and a scrawny aging metaller.
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>>64546882
Old Moonspell (Wolfheart era)
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Holy bonkers!

This is the first PM album I truly like.

Where do I go from here?
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>>64547286
Whatever you need to tell yourself, protectorate.
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>>64547293
>Where do I go from here?

To your nearest homosexual conversion church, ask for the Deluxe Cleansing Program.
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>>64547306
>protectorate

I love it when you dildos like to use words you cant even understand the meaning of.
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>>64547308
We don't have those here. Also I think, they don't serve hetero people.
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>>64547316
>I'm dumb as shit lol
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>>64547344
no u fgt
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>>64547344
>>64547354
Please settle your arguments elsewhere. I recommend over a game of chess on lichess.org or somewhere.
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>>64547374
Shut up before I fuck you
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One of the best guitar solos I've ever heard beginning at 3:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAGCXA1Igbg
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>>64547415
it's alright
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>>64547400
You sound like a Rushkie.
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>>64547415
>he hasn't heard the solo at the end of Defile The Angelic by Arghoslent
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>>64547426
oh come on the song is fucking catchy right?
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>>64547415
Literally generic as fuck triplet-tap. It's not bad, but I'd forget it in a heartbeat.
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>>64547439
i only listened to the solo and the parts after it, it's alright i don't really like the vocals
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Anyone listen to Killing Joke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb5WxIUFziw
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thoughts?
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>>64547520
Diablo is pretty cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZMyyhVsEt8
love their a view to a kill song

Also Mimic 47 is dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYa9814SHtk
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Anybody own/wear merch? I just ordered these last week and they're on their way now...
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>>64547574
>le merch is cringe meme
you're a huge passive-aggressive pussy
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>>64547574
>a Berniefag and a Dindu American
And now I no longer like Sleep.
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>>64547574
no, band tshirts are autism.
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>>64547574
>>64547609
am i missing something here
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>>64547574
I own this shirt.

A shame as looks like you can't get it anymore from the band's site.
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this shirt looks so awesome
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>>64547542
They are definitely underappreciated, and rarely mentioned on /mu/. Probably by far my favorite groove metal band. Unique sounding as fuck.

New album was pretty good, more atmospheric and less aggressive but still pretty good. I pretty much love all their stuff, minus two or three songs off Icarus.
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>>64547676
why is everything other than Antares so shit musically?
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>>64547690
You heard of Mnemic?

I highly recommend them as they sound similar to them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyCb9HHGlhs
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>>64547710
Pulse was pretty good tho.

You hear their bonus track? Really makes up for the album check it out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC61QSMYgns
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>>64547690
speaking of Mnemic, I love this track. Has a real groove feel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8wCixRrF60
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>>64546805
lol, looks like that tough warrior of satan completely pussied out before weak christian.
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>>64547676
too bad Sybreed is weak corsetcore shit

Fuck, I just realized I'm an industrial metal purist.
this feels weird
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>>64547774
Come on, this track was made in 2004 and is really excellent for its age:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCNuElO1bUA

No doubt their first album was the most heaviest.
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>>64547574
I have the Burzum one, Onslaught's Power from Hell, a Krisiun, Judas Priest, there was this motorhead one i can't seem to find anymore but i love it, Immortal's old logo and... that's it.
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>>64547791
The latest Combichrist album is heavier.

Combichrist.

Put that shit into perspective.
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>>64547767
>pussied out before weak christian.

Riiiight, try having a successful and controversial DM band and start picking random fights with every provocative knobhead you come across, meanwhile 7 fucking cameras are waiting for you to lose your shit, and getting arrested, sued and banned in the majority of the countries, that's sure to be a major career boost.
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If you guys like Mnemic and Soilwork, you might enjoy some eastern yuro homeboys of mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhspGVt53IY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoiBh72o8vs
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>>64547834
>put on combichrist to see what my friend thinks considering he likes rock and electronical stuff
>tells me he doesn't like it and that it sounds "weird"
FUCKING HELL
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>>64547859
>mfw when there's a legit D-Beat track that sounds straight out of Inepsy on their latest album
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>>64547838
but wouldn't that count as a self-defense? Also what about satan and chaos, man? Is Belphegor guy even satanist for real? Why wouldn't he slap filthy christian in the name of satan without even thinking?
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>>64547955
not really, he's mostly just a s&m fetishist who happens to like the idea of having sex with nuns as his goat fursona
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Listened to Death, Cynic, Atheist, Nocturnus
liked it all a lot, any recs for more tech death in that style? I'm not talking about the Demilich, Gorguts kinda sound by the way, I like that a lot also but I'm looking for more bands similar to the ones I've listed.
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>>64547955
No one is satanist for real.
LaVey shit is just atheism with marilyn manson aesthetics and a douchebag version of the dhammapada as a philosophy.
There is the theist satanism but that is either a meme or an A E S T H E T I C thing.
The closest you will get is Crowley shit, like Thelema, Liber Null and so forth, you can thank it for fucking up the industrial scene in the head forever.
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>>64547991
Anata, Decrepit birth, Gorod, Luciferion, Vortex, Sectu, Monstrosity(early albums), Ancestral(demo),Horrendous, Sentenced(early albums), At the gates(Demo, first 2 albums), Capharnaum
>>64547293
Obviously their other albums, x-japan, lightbringer, versailles
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>>64548105
>but that is either a meme or an A E S T H E T I C thing
>Dissection man's suicide was a meme
>Watain man's knife fight was over a meme
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Belphegor is a real shit band,I don't know why you all care.
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>>64547991
If i were to recommend anything in particular, i\d say Conquering Dystopia, the two latest albums by Decrepit birth, Disloyal, Psycroptic and possibly Neuraxis.

Of course some of these bands may not be specifically what looing for though.
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>>64548105
Theistic satanism isn't a meme, though It's philosophy is lame, as is modern christianity's, I'm sure there are Isolated people who worship satan and do not care about what some other group of autists think is the right way to worship satan, as it is with every god and diety that is worshipped
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What are your three favourite metal albums and what's your favourite hobby outside of music?
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>>64547955
>self-defense

The guy would have to actually physically assault him for the other dude to retaliate accordingly and within bounds of the law, and getting spat on is not considered a direct assault, but even then not every country is USA, and not every country has the same stand on random acts of violence from controversial musicians, especially if they come from a place they don't particularly like. Even if they were in the right by retaliating, would you really risk a whole court procession just because one faggot managed to get to you, meanwhile missing all the tour dates, not getting paid because you're fucking around in courtrooms discerning who hit first, which in turn costs more money and for what? Even if they get the case, noone would give a shit, they would've missed the tour dates, they would've gained some flak from certain metal communities, and you'd get like a million questions from interviewers about that particular incident, and suddenly the focus shifts from the music to a stupid controversy which could have been avoided just by letting it go and/or dealing with him when the cameras are off, and not on an actual fucking airport with Russian National Security just itching to arrest some long haired, faggot, junkie, metaller, Satanist and fuck their plans of playing a successful tour there.

He made the smartest decision that could be made in that time, also Karl sanitized the situation perfectly
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>>64548211
music isn't a hobby unless you play an instrument
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>>64548223
nobody asked for your opinion faggot
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>>64548189
Kvarforth is such a massive attention whore though, not exactly the best poster boy for anticosmic gnosticism.
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>>64548242
remember when he was dead and then resurrected? that was fun
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>>64548124
>>64548181
thanks and stuff
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>>64548252
Saint Vincent from Blacklodge did it too and he came out with a fucking great concept thanks to it.

All Kvarforth did was include rants in his records and then saxophone solos and pretentious aesthetics to ride the coattails of the Norwegian Shining.
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>>64548211
>three favourite metal albums
mercyful fate - don't break the oath
voivod - dimension hatross
x japan - vanishing vision

>favourite hobby outside of music
probably reading animu and watching mango
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>>64548156
That's right, LUXIFER MEMES.
>>64548189
I know about these people, also some fat lady in mexico that dances over a pentagram in a red room filled with demon pictures, they're just weirdos anon i'm talking about real cult stuff.
>>64548190
Fair enough, i said that because i never seen any spiritual satanist do anything about it besides decorate their tumblr blogs with spooky and mediaval art.
I'll give them that, hell being filled with ancient gods pissed as fuck thinking about killing YHWH everyday is a neat theme for a metal album.
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>>64548211
Manowar - Kings of Metal
Blacklodge - Solarkult
Behemoth - Sventevith

Masturbating
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>>64548211
Darkthrone - Under A Funeral Moon
Reverend Bizarre - In the Rectory
Peste Noire - Ballade Cuntre l'Anemi Francor
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX_dvbQVWVE
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>>64548326
oh shit I forgot my hobbies

I like reading and writing, and fapping and smokin too much
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>tfw Saint Vincent is too busy working with The Arrival of Satan to keep pumping out Luxifer memes

DROP THESE FAGGOTS
THEY'RE JUST PUSSIES WHO THINK KEKOLD PORN IS TRVE KVLT, YOU DON'T NEED THEM!
REMEMBER YOUR MISSION!
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>>64548211
Mastodon - Crack The Skye
Burzum - ST
Electric Wizard - Dopethrone
probably video games or reading, can't choose, maybe my favorite hobby is my spiritualism but it's hard for me to define it as a hobby.
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>>64548344
If we're gonna include what we consume, then
>>64548309
I'm also a craft beer junkie.
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>>64548305
>thinking about killing YHWH
>killing YHWH
*chuckle*
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>tfw I love the notion of becoming all-powerful with chaos magick but I love being flesh too much to even try astral projection and shit
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Is MI metal?
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>>64548211
Reign in Blood
Sleep's Holy Mountain
Bathory s/t

Reading.
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Is Famine pronounced Fah-meen?
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>>64548211
Edge of Sanity - Crimson
Solar Wisdom - The Temple of Honour
Shadow Gallery - Tyranny
>favourite hobby outside of music?
probably reading or playing video games I also like playing soccer/football from time to time
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>>64548407
Ah... zierler, circus maximus and a bag of weed. all the thinking man ever needs...
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>>64548439
yes
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>>64548439
fah-meen-uh
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>>64548461
the "e" is silent.
Unless you're from southern France, in which case you should be shot on sight.
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>>64548211
Amenra - Mass V
Esoteric - The Maniacal Vale
Corrupted - El Mundo Frio

Drawing.
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>>64548211
Burzum - Filosofem
Bathory - Under The Sign of The Black Mark
Darkthrone - Panzerfaust

Flyfishing.
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>>64548439
you pronounce famine's name like anime but reverse the n and m and add an f at the front.
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>>64548483
what do you draw?
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>>64548503
2D girls with huge feminine dicks
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>>64548494
no you don't
the "e" is silent.

Unless you're from Southern France, again.
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>>64548478
isn't Famine himself from Southern France
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>>64548503
All sorts of garbage, mostly architecture studies

>>64548520
kek
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>>64548211
Nachtruf - Geisterwerdung
Bathory - The Return
Baltak - Macedonian Darkness and Evil

Going to concerts and football games
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>>64548524
If the e is silent it wouldn't be there in the first place you fucking degenerate.

If the e means nothing his name would just be famin.
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>>64548533
No he's not, he's from central France.
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>>64548211
Slayer - Show No Mercy
Voivod - Dimensional Hätross
Manilla Road - Crystal Logic

Drawing.
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>>64548557
NO
THE "E" IS THERE SO YOU PRONOUNCE THE LAST SYLLABLE "EEN" INSTEAD OF AS A NASAL VOWEL.

FRENCH IS NOT LATIN, "E" IS ALWAYS SILENT IN THE FINAL POSITION.

WHEN IT'S NOT SILENT IT'S "É" OR "È"

THAT'S WHAT THE ACCENT IS FOR.
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>>64548587
calm your tits Pierre
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someone voocaroo that shit, i'm german and my french pronunciation is bad
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>>64548587
>e is just there becaucse it's there

just call him fameen instead of famine because as long as he's called famine i'll keep on pronouncing his name as fah-min-ay

cunt
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>>64548604
I'm in the process of doing it
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>>64548609
Fanime is my favourite whiteflag cartoons ;^)
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>>64548632
Underrated.
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>>64548609
No prob, then I'll mispronounce your burger name if I ever meet you, I bet you'll be ok with that.

Cunt.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18iJEvsRgoV
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>>64548654
>burger
i'm on the other side of the pacific
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>>64548654
cute accent, loving the typical frenchman cuntness too
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>>64548654
will you shoot me with a crossbow-pistol when we meet?
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>>64548673
I'm available any time of the day for any type of sword, bare-knucles or crossbow duel.
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>>64548666
Where?
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How do I into prog metal?
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>literally no one on /metal/ has any hobbies outside of """reading""" and masturbating
wew lads
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>>64548728
You don't, all of it is trash
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>>64548733
>implying I don't read about masturbation
>implying I'm not earning my gender studies degree
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>>64548787
true everyone on /mu/ is an equal rights activist
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>>64547574
Just got my Shirfucker SCIH shirt yesterday.
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I never got the "French accent is cute" meme.

To me French sounds rude and redneck as fuck. It's got guttural consonants and nasal vowels, and no tonic accent, sounds like someone with a throat full of phlegm is talking.
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>>64548811
Stop pretending to be me.
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>>64548811
>aussie english teacher in japan

I can imagine 5 years from now the next generation of gooks are going to be calling eachother cunts and shitposting on 2chan
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>>64548824
no i'm actually serious. go be a memer elsewhere.
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>talking about famine turned into an aussie shitposting about being an english teacher in japan

Wew lad
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>>64548814
The only god-tier accents are Stockholmska, Scottish and Texan
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>>64548905
>Stockholmska
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>>64548865
Famine actually has surprisingly refined tastes in porn.

He says that US porn is way too "anatomical" and crude, and that S&M is a joke. His thing is situational pornography with character development.
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>>64548959
>His thing is situational pornography with character development.
I can't get immersed into porn unless there's an actual story, build-up, relateable motivations and good characters.

this causes a problem because most story-driven porn is hentai and i've never watched an animu in my life so i'm watching 2D cartoon girls getting fucked while rethinking my life choices
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>>64548865
>Jei repose Famine
wat

>>64548959
source
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>>64548959
>His thing is situational pornography with character development.
booooring.
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>>64549000
watch anime, mang.

Also Famine did say that Japan did good story-driven porn, so he might be a consumer of hentai. Because let's face it, JAVs have zero story as well.
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>>64546882
A Pale Horse Named Death
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>>64549009
Ici*

source is an interview he did for "le tag parfait"
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>>64548930
>not being from Stockholm
>not being super progressive
>not sucking dick on the streets in broad daylight to prove how tolerant you are
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>>64549027
>JAVs have zero story as well.

i don't know, somebody dumped a bunch of JAV webms where a bunch of 3D women were playing baseball naked and it was full of drama and exchange of bodily fluids
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>live in British Columbia
>go on road trip from Vancouver to Kelowna with Mom and sis last June
>be driving through the Cascades on the way back
>it's dusk and misty
>listening to pic related and looking at the misty mountains in the blue-green twilight
Comfy as fuck
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>discussing famine's pronunciation turns into aussies shitposting about being japanese teachers
>discussing famine's taste in pornography turns into people discussing hentai and JAVs

meme
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I have a friend who is obsessed with a band called Septicflesh. I listened to a few songs and didn't get it. Sounded too symphonic... the focus on their instrumentals turned me off.
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>>64549088
>listening to hipster black metal in the backseat of mommy's minivan
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Is there any stress-relieving metal?
I'm down for atmoshit too.
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>>64549100
It's their big advantage over other symphonic metal bands. They have a more serious approach to composition that's not just "metal with sympho arrangement" but the other way around;

Anyway check out their earlier records, like Revolution DNA and Sumerian Daemons, they lean more towards gothic industrial metal.
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>>64549114
Evilfeast, Saor, Lustre.
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>>64549105
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>>64549088
>Go to bernheim forest in spring
>sit under a tree
>spin this as I yell at passing Louisville students about coal mining
comfy as fuck
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>>64549114
why do you need stress relief when you can just escape and close your eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBxMiC5L1-M
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>>64549164
>listening to hipster black metal while shouting incoherently at people who actually contribute to society
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Brief reminder Famine is a weeb

>article about some anime
>ctrl+f famine
>one of the comments are literally famine

https://ghostlightning.wordpress.com/2009/09/28/a-note-on-tokyo-magnitude-8-0-and-the-lack-of-villainy-in-people-and-characters-in-the-show/
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>>64549277
Between that and "why you not like my record", Famine's moral high ground when he was bashing forum-dwellers and internet people a few years back really took a blow.

Our boy is a legit shitposter.
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Famine probably posted on /mu/ before and realized how shitty this place is the instant he saw people talk about Deafheaven and Animal Collective
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>>64549349
Or when he saw people defend "trve bulldozing raw bestial war metal" against all common sense.
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>>64549327
IS PRACTICALLY PEARL JAM WITH BURZUM RIFF
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>famine's a closet weeb
>famine openly praises gook porn for having good stories
>seems to be proud whenever he points out japs buy his album more than brits

we should email him smug anime girls
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>>64549383
we should email you a bomb
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>>64549383
he will email you a crossbow bolt.
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>>64549392
we should email you pearl jam with burzum riff
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>>64549375
>>64549406
the fuck are you on about
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There is nothing remotely "weeaboo", as you put it, about watching Japanese animation. I'll be off now, wallow in your cesspit of irony.
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>>64549429
you are very uncorrect in presuming i listen to norway shit
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>>64549441
I'm having legit doubts as to whether this is a random Anon or the real thing.
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>>64549441
And if you do fill my email with moe garbage I will personally find you.
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>>64549441
>perfect english
>famine
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>>64549463
He does write perfect English, he was merely pretending in that "why you not like" comment.

I know because there's no fucking way a Frenchman would do those specific "stereotypical Russian speaking broken english" mistakes no matter how much he sucks at English.
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>>64548211
Bathory - Blood Fire Death
Summoning - Morthond
Galneryus - Angel of Salvation

hobby? vidya or watching tokusatsu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65LGVB1GPWo
>One for the road
>Sharing our load

English isn't my native language so I am not sure what it is supposed to mean, but I can't listen this song seriously because of this.
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>>64549499
You're a big guy.
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posting in an technical bread
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>>64549497
oopz meant Minas Morgul, Morthond is best song tho
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Is Famine actually trying to out-goof Fenriz or something?
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>when you see it
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>>64549561
>cuckolding
Is every Nationlist a closeted cuckold? Holy shit.
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I can't tell who's goofier at this point, varg, mirai, or famine.
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>>64549557
honestly fenriz on drums and famine as front guy would make a decent black metal band, bring back varg to press for keys on a synthesizer for the entirety of the album too
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>>64549561
>>64549580
you cut out the best part

>Cuckolding WITH PREGNANT WOMEN.
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>>64549554
I know /mu/ thinks Dream Theater is a joke, but I don't care.
The Count of Tuscany is legitimately a great song.
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>>64549554
Elephant - conservatives who created the image of the Illuminati to scare people and hide behind "knowledge" (which is actually BS)
Mouse - truth
Raven - death
Little boy - goes past conservatives to see domain of truth (mouse came through door)
Bottle with two necks - alcoholism of artist
4 moons - laziness, so copy paste same image 4 times
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>>64549590
mirai still says some of the most ridiculously edgy shit
somebody post that paragraph he wrote about raping and killing the three babymetals
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I want to go full tumblr and write fanfiction about all of our boys.
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>>64549590
varg is goofy in a kind of innocent (yes I know) way, famine and mirai are just absolute madmen
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>>64549691
somebody already went full irony and did that
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>>64549707
beautiful
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>>64549590
Famine > Mirai > Varg
in terms of goofiness
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>>64549707
This reads like dragon ball fanfiction I'd write when I was 7 years old
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>>64549707
>AYYY AYYY
Topwew
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>>64549735
yes, but does Fenriz beat Famine?
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>>64549748
Fenriz is too chill and rather normal to beat Famine
Famine acts like a living shitpost who found success in music
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>>64549748
Famine beats everything up whereas Fenriz just sort of doesn't care
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>>64549770
>>64549760
Yeah but Fenriz is funnier.
I don't see Famine coming up with "belt bucket" and shit like that.
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>>64548211

Sleep - Dopesmoker
Sunn O))) - White 2
Boris - Absolutego

Hiking, kayaking, other o-rec
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>>64549944
he asked for metal albums
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>>64549958
epin ;^')
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>>64549680
I don't have the paragraphs but it's funny that nearly every time they get brought up he says he wants to rape or fuck them despite claiming to hate them.
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>>64548211
>only having 3 favorite metal albums

Acid Bath - When the Kite String Pops
Lykathea Aflame - Elvenefris
Godflesh - Streetcleaner
Discordance Axis - The Inalienable Dreamless
diSEMBOWELMENT - Transcendence Into the Peripheral
Gridlink - Longhena
Ved Buens Ende..... - Written in Waters
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>>64549982
>posting your top three makes you only have three
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>>64548211
Mithras - Any
Gorguts - Obscura
Lykathea - ~

Hiking, Vidya, seeking my place in this life
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>>64549993
yeah, that's true
i still couldn't choose 3 out of those
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>>64549982
Are you dump?
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>>64548289
>>64548309
>>64548443
>>64549497
meme tastes, please leave
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>>64550010
i don't know, are you excrements?
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>>64548211
Finntroll - Nattfodd
Cryptopsy - None So Vile
Nokturnal Mortum - The Voice of Steel

playing video games
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best metal album for weed?
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>>64550037
>finntroll
what's with all these meme tastes?
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>>64550020
>voivod, mercyful fate, x japan, bathory, summoning
>bad
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>>64550046
nothing wrong with a little fiddle mate
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>>64550038
Om - Conference of the Birds
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>>64550053
Good, awful, meh, meme because overrated, and boring
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>>64550053
they're all entry-level bands so having their albums as your favorites is like waving a sign saying you know nothing about metal.
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>>64548211
Reverend Bizarre - In The Rectory Of The Bizarre Reverend
Deströyer 666 - Cold Steel...
Ulver - Bergtatt

Drawing and other types of visual art.
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>>64550077
are you retarded? metal is one of the few genres where the some of the popular albums are actually flag carriers for good metal
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>>64550020
>shitting on bathory and x japan

kys
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>>64550077
i've found that often times some of the most entry level material in a metal genre is some of it's best
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>>64550089
no it's not

>>64550091
>be 14
>just get into metal
>discover 4chan
>say kys unironically
>likes a meme band with like 2 good albums, 1 mediocre one, 4 shit ones, and everything else is forgettable
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>>64550120
You're right, now go listen to your newest Pitchfork approved bandcamp artists that completely butcher genres to appeal to their shitty indie audience fag
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>>64550120
>kys
what?
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>>64550138
>not liking a meme band like bathory makes you a p4kfag
lol
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how to derail /metal/

>call bands that get revered by /metal/ memes
>watch shitstorm that ensues
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>>64548211
Judas Priest - Stained Class
Judas Priest - Sad Wings of Destiny
Judas Priest - Sin After Sin

Is playing guitar considered for being "hobby outside of music"? Apart of it I don't have any serious hobbies
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>>64550148
No, denying things like popular metal bands being actually good is what makes you a Pitchforkfag
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>>64550148
it makes you a faggot
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my hobby is saying guitar
it is a word
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>>64550164
bathory is fucking shit dude
/mu/ loves their first album, and Blood Fire Death

that's it
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>>64550175
>>64550175
>>64550175
I can't tell if you people are trolling anymore
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>>64550206
you changed /metal/'s tastes with your hot opinions
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>>64550046
>>64550120
>>64550218
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>>64550218
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>>64550252
What's this gif from?
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>>64550268
I'm not baiting, how the fuck does anyone consider Judas Priest to be their favourite band and have your top 3 be just them?
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>>64550289
>how the fuck does anyone consider judas priest to be their favorite band
i have bad news for you, anon
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>>64550273
It's from this at 0:49

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMoVmSV4yA8
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>>64550289
maybe he really really likes Judas Priest
doesn't seem that absurd to me
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>>64550323
anybody who likes judas priest, or any popular metal for that matter that much belongs in /b/, not an -actual- metal discussion general. they have no taste and just listen to shitty manufactured mainstream metal and not the real underground gems
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>>64550354
are you for real?
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>>64550354
I have bad news for you, /metal/'s always liked a bunch of popular metal albums largely because a bunch of them are fantastic.
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>>64550354
This is really weak, especially considering the gap between Judas Priest, Metallica, Iron Maiden etc and the real underground is so large your definition of underground seems to be off.
And underground bands all either influence each other or draw influence from bands such as Venom, Black Sabbath and Kreator.
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>>64550354
Was going to reply more seriously to you but here you are going way too fat, m8 Btw, been listening to metal for over 10 years and heard countless bands from techno death to dirtiest black death, which isn't even accepted on metal-archives since people there consider it as a noisecore
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>>64550323
Honestly, I don't see how people with extremely basic tastes bother browsing /mu/.
One objective of this board is to expand your tastes and discover new bands.

Yes, the board's not that great for discovering new music anymore compared to like 6-7 years ago, but christ dude, all that dudes favourite albums are Judas Priest. Browsing /mu/ for like a year or even less should expand your tastes.

>>64550398
>always
no it hasn't buddy
t. been browsing this shit since 2009
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>>64550423
Just because his favorite albums are by Judas Priest doesn't mean he knows nothing about metal though, that's an assumption you made
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I thought that the ug metalheads also always liked the big (and not so big) classic heavy metal bands.
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>>64550454
Time and time again, I've seen people with extremely basic tastes have little music knowledge.

The board shits on sites like reddit for not knowing shit about music. Now consider that reddit's tastes are pretty generic entry-level bands. Hence, if you believe that reddit doesn't know shit about music, you have to accept that people with basic taste are generally less knowledgeable.
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>>64550423
>Browsing /mu/ for like a year or even less should expand your tastes.
Are you really that stupid? For your knowledge I've been browsing forums where most of bands posted here would be considered too mainstream for several years, and about less than half year ago I re-discovered Priest (well, when I was 13 years they already were my fave band, but I had no opportunity to hear their early stuff), and on my memory it's the only albums I can spin infinite amount of time, as well as enjoy listening even bootlegs from their era. It's extremely rare when a band can deliver that good live, and extremely rare when a band has more than one extremely talented musicians (I mean Tipton & Halford)
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>>64550423
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Judas Priest, and since when did having your favorite albums being very popular and influential mean that you haven't explored the genre or have a distaste for everything else?

Fuck man, my favorite metal bands generally consist of Mercyful Fate, Whiplash, Voivod, Fates Warning and X Japan, all of which are very popular bands and then a few underground stuff, but I have a massive collection of metal ranging from some of the most cheesy power metal to gritty funeral doom to fast tech thrash, a lot of black, speed, OSDM, crust, black thrash and so on. Just because your favourite albums are some of the universally recognized albums doesn't mean you're an entry-level shitter.

>t. been browsing this shit since 2009
/metal/ only became a general in 2013 you fucking dumbass. Confirmed for spewing bullshit.
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>>64550510
so one shouldn't like a famous metal band so that he can't be made fun of by anonymous people on the internet
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