>amoeba will never ask what's in your bag
>Nardwuar will never interview you
I've never seen a talented artist do either of those things
>>64539463
>/mu/ will never make threads about you
tfw have done all of these : )
>>64540621
Get a tripcode and you might see a thread about you if you're obnoxious enough
>>64540639
>untalented
Who cares?
>>64539510
he's creepy and would just find my last fm page somehow and think he clever
>>64539463
99% of these are dick measuring contests and I don't care enough
>>64540621
this is a blessing
>>64540639
no you haven't
>tfw have applied for local Rasputin's 3 or 4 times and haven't gotten even an interview
Admittedly my film knowledge is pretty weak, but still
>>64539463
what's in your bag anon?
you'll see
someday i'll make it
someday the melon will give me a light 7