Rap Thread
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What's up /mu/ it's me again, and I'm thinking it's about time for another rap thread!
Rules are the same:
>You write me a few lines
>I'll judge them and give you a score out of 11
Yo niggers I'm black
These crackers is whack
Black power
my dick is hard they call me the bard
>>64537405
Not bad, I see you chose to go with some traditional themes
A little minimalist for my taste tho
5/11
Yo yo yo check me out my name is Drake
I rap a lot and get money and girls don't like me but that's okay because I still touched their boobs when sweet love we did make
I'm young, black, rich and famous.
I got twenty 1-dollar bill's hangin' from my anus.
I'm going to the jazz guitar muppets convention
to hear George Benson's best Jim Henson impression
>>64537421
I'm going to need a little more here anon
Congratulations on your dick tho
I'm climbing a tree
It's wide don't you see
All the way up
Yo nigga that's how we climb
Come on down now aren't you thirsty
We got some lemonade
Nigga you know you also want a cookie
I go to pick up my daughter from school
Faggot, WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
I never gave a damn or a flying fuck
I'm going full HAM like darkwing duck
>>64537475
This is actually heat
9/11, would airplane some towers
Got any more?
>>64537528
>>64537450
These ones feel more like poems anons
5/11 excellent effort tho
>>64537662
Thanks, unfortunately not really.
Me, I'm a rapper
Nigger
look at my penis
Yo that's what I'm sayin bro
Big rocks
I collect eels
You yib yib tob tob tob too
I WAS BORN INTO A MIDDLE-CLASS BLACK FAMILY AND WHITE PEOPLE FUCKEN SUCK
LESS GANG VIOLENCE MORE RACE RIOTS
BY THE WAY LET ME INCLUDE A LINE ABOUT GETTING MONEY AND DRUGS SO I CAN RELATE TO THE STRUGGLES OF THE URBAN YOUTH
AND I LOVE MY MOM SHE'S COOL
OH WAIT BUT SHE DIED BECAUSE URBAN VIOLENCE MAN FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>>64537643
6/11
Sell it to me a little more anon
>They got beef we going ham, because they ain't the same as us
>Call me darkwing duck 'cause I like getting dangerous
>Ride the night out in style, niggas lit right beside me
>put respek on my name, I'll be famous kid- like blue ivy
>>64537878
I love JPEGmafia
Where is all the ganja at, smokin man, hittin up my
folks, man, we all fuckin broke. an I got a set of
wheels, but im ridin with the spokes, like a ghetto con-
verible, bitches like "damn, i never heard of you but
I just wanna chill with you" bitch, please, all you wanna
do is screw. get on back. like you got no fuckin clue
heres a hint, all i gotta be is smooth. then i got your
bitch, callin, let it ring, yeah this shits the damn truth
Grillin out, we chillin out
Yo bitches mouth, be headed south
She turn around, I'm smellin trout
An I said "BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT"
1.
fuck you
fuck your senpai
fuck your whole operation
we ain't playing operation
no games no vacation
2.
I know you know damn well who made this
couple years all my shit on your playlist
they'll talk about cash flow like precipitation
man before this shit hit it off I had aspirations
but we too far there aint no going back
cause I was barely 20 when I could afford the maybach
3.
Fuck what you say bruh
I don't know my way bruh?
you was on-a first base bruh
I was stealing home plate bruh
balling through monday bruh
you was like-a someday bruh
bitches on the bay bruh
statues made of clay bruh
and I could go all day bruh
and imma ride that wave bruh
Max B on a plane bruh
4.
If No Love ain't the worst Grips record
then I'm a little faggot for the record
spew shit at me
make shit nasty
I'm home nigga
>>64538042
Pretty good anon
I'm having trouble picking up your flow because of formatting
Solid brags tho, I'm still salty about my bitch
8/11
THIS DICK AIN'T FREE
PIMP PIMP HOORAY
FUCK NIGGUHS
BLACKER THAN THE HEART OF A FUCKING ARYAN
>>64538149
giggled
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE BUT
I FOUND A WAY I FOUND A WAYYYY
>>64538149
nice, nice classic
I kek'd
can't have no stank pussy for sure.
solid stuff 8/11
wish my bitch had better personal hygiene
>>64538233
Good stuff anon
simpleish rhyme schemes but can easily imagine it over a beat
8.67/11
Solid amount of effort though, and good theming
want to give it a higher score, but I already established a poor scoring system, and one other response was smoother.
reminds me of pic related
i aint got my boys with me im so DI R E
i be all round the room but you won't see me
til i hit your girl up with that 1 2 3
suddenly wassup this my lil baby
but the clams got me so i had to flee
aint that some shit rap game diarrhea
[prod. clams casino]
I told her to come back to my mercedes
Always out cryin how the govment took her baby
bitches on my dick, got, swag, wayne brady
13 years yet I fucked her like a lady
...this shit went south...
MY LIL HOMIE ASKED ME,
"ANON, HOW DO I JOIN A GANG?"
I WANNA LEARN HOW TO JACK A NIGGA MUSTANG
I SAID,
"LIL NIGGA, THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE LEARNIN TO GANGBANG ARE THESE MUTHAFUCKING MATH SHEETS IN YA DUO-TANG"
>>64538818
LIL HOMIE TOLD ME
"I DON'T GET IT MANG
IM JUST DOIN LIKE THEY DO IN THE NEW WU TANG"
SO I SAID TO LIL SHKRELI
STUDY HARD TO FEED YOUR BELLY
DEGREES=DANK MEMES
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO SEE, REALLY
KEY CHAIN GO JANG-A-LANG
I WANNA DO MAJOR THANGS
>>64537378
I pulled out my dick and I pee'd
In public, I don't care no fuck who sees
Ight then
Following the stars, better call me a wise men
Winning battles, swords weaker then my pen
I'll end this with one word nigga, amen
Jason they keep askin me
When's the next catastrophe
I don't know home wait a day and then get back to me
Tired of all this actin see, these people seem so wack to me
