Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West’s 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 17
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Radiohead continue to rev up the hype machine
-Let’s guess Drake’s inevitable BNM score, I’ll wager 8.7
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Drake, Bat for Lashes, Death Grips, Car Seat Headrest, Local Natives, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
If dubs drake gets 9.5 and btfos Kanye
after tomorrow afternoon, i'm officially done with college for the summer. here's hoping i can finish my last paper of the semester on time.
so as far as OP images we need:
-DG
-Radiohead
-Chance
any others? i'll be making them tomorrow
>>64514989
death grips 9.1
>>64515217
8.1 at best
also drake's getting an 8.8, dubs confirm
this post will get dubs, and therefore Views will get 8.9 screencap this
>>64515216
I think that's it for May
Unless you want to do The Hotelier since Ian has been hyping that for like a month now
>>64515216
Won't be needed for a few weeks but there should obviously be a Car Seat Headrest one, obviously.
>>64514989
>Let’s guess Drake’s inevitable BNM score, I’ll wager 8.7
I think so too
What's everyone listening to?
pic related
>>64515388
also
Kid A > Ok Computer = Amnesiac > In Rainbows = Bends > HTT = KOL >>>> IR Disc 2 = Pablo
feeling a 7.6 from bitchfork
I got an OC webm of Zoe Camp walking like an absolute madwoman
you're welcome
>>64515627
Source???
>>64515726
video i took of her
she started hiring a bodyguard once the /p4k/ autists started creeping on her
>>64515776
>video i took of her
>autists started creeping on her
can't tell if you're self aware or not
>>64515776
Can confirm, that man has fucking choke slammed me like 3 or 4 times
>>64515805
i'm her bf btw
Views - 8.3 BNM
source: I'm Ryan Dombal
hey fellow /p4k/ers
I've started a podcast about the music Pitchfork reviews and I think you guys might like it. It's called The Metafork Music Review and you can find it on iTunes
a couple of you guys had nice things to say last week. Thanks a lot for that
>>64515843
can you guys get a binaural microphone and do the podcasts in whisper form from now on?
>>64515843
i meant to check this out, but i genuinely don't know if i'll be able to listen without cringing, and that's coming from the guy who does graphics for these threads.
no disrespect though, you do you. i'd also recommend you guys get a new logo.
>>64515880
>he's an ASMRfag
>>64515896
>not getting tingles
It's not your fault anon, it's not your fault
>>64515895
it's actually pretty good, and I have a feather trigger cringe detector
>>64515828
She doesn't date guys, liar
>>64515880
So you just want them to sound more like NPR?
>>64515908
who do you watch?
>>64515940
she made an exception for me because I'm so good looking and have a great personality
she just doesn't let me take off my pants
>>64515880
What is it too loud? Most playback devices have some form of volume control
>>64515895
I think you'll be surprised. We work pretty hard. Maybe nobody should take these threads too seriously but I genuinely believe that Pitchfork starts a lot of interesting musical conversations and it's worth talking about. That's why I'm always in these threads.
Also what's wrong with the logo?
>>64515925
trusting your taste, listening now
initial thoughts 3 minutes into the 4/4-4/8 episode: not too bad. Dan needs a new mic
>>64516002
>What is it too loud? Most playback devices have some form of volume control
it's a sexual thing desu
>>64515925
Hey thanks a lot for saying that
Why are there so many fucking namefags
That's not a rhetorical question, literally what happened
>>64516002
there's nothing wrong with the logo - the red font on the bottom is a little gaudy imo. i feel like you could merge the Ms into the current pitchfork logo, and it would look great/fit in with the content of the show
also, listening now to the 4/4-4/8 episode, and i'm pretty surprised so far. i'm liking this sunn o))) description
>>64516003
He lives right next to (and actually works at) a radio station, so he's always having these RF problems with his mic. We're trying to fix that
>>64516025
i count 3, so 1/5 of the people posting. i use a trip because fuck you.
>>64515971
A Small Request
Art of Sound ASMR
ASMR Attack
ASMR bbycakes
ASMR Darling
ASMR Gafffer
ASMRrequests
ASMRtrek
Cherry Crush ASMR (lol)
Danny Docile
Dude that Whispers (RIP)
Ephemeral Rift
Epic ASMR
Groovy Sleepsounds (Only ASMRtist with acceptable music taste)
Heather Feather
India Love
Jina ASMR
Latrece ASMR
LovelyASMR Dreams
Massage ASMR
Miss Whispers
Mixed ASMR
Neonindiegirl
Potato Jacket (RIP)
Rena Sage
Steven ASMR
Sung Mook
That Person
ASMR Circus
Tinglehead
>>64515965
basically, the guys on All Songs Considered sound like they're rocking a baby to sleep
>>64516025
I mean, I've been hear a year plus, little late to wonder what happened with me
>>64516043
Hey thanks for checking it out! I'm glad it's not inducing cringe.
Merging with the p4k logo was kind of our original plan but none of us are very good with visual design. We're gonna try to make that happen soon though
>>64516025
>complaining about being able to filter out the obvious normies
>>64516094
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccoDVG--F6s
>>64516067
>Cherry Crush ASMR (lol)
-This thread stands with Holger Meins, Yasser Arafat, Carlos Fonseca and Moriaki Wakabayashi.
>>64516165
Wish I could say I knew her from ASMR first
Lol this whole thread reeks of Canada.
If dubs then Drake 8.8 confirmed
>>64516218
toronto reporting in
>>64516218
I wish I was Canadian, my fucking glasses cost me a god damn arm and a leg
>>64516218
southern ontario pop revolution continues. tdot is the future
Rolling Stone already posted an article dedicated to showing how much they can't wait to pan the FUCK out of it
7.x Pitchfork screenshot this
>>64516218
I wish we had flags on this board. I think it'd be interesting
last two digits are Drake score
>>64516218
The best producers are currently coming right out of Canada pham
>>64516301
why?
We all know the UK has the worst taste in music
>>64516301
It would just devolve into "lel we beat you in ww2"
>>64516218
Give me 3 years and I'll be the next great rapper to come from Toronto.
I already have that half black thing nailed down
>>64516218
We live on an island called Montreal and we make a lot of noise because we love each other
>>64516305
holy shit i hope so. that article would be more entertaining than the entirety of the album was
>>64516346
i wish godspeed was still good
>>64516305
Brutal as fuck
>>64516337
>I already have that half black thing nailed down
ouch. wrong half, friend.
remember, it's all in the blood.
>>64516381
I really liked Allelujah, I think they get one more album to rebound
hmm
thread got significantly shittier when Canada was mentioned
If it gets 8.x i lose faith in modern pitchfork
The only thing huge about the album is the hype Drake spewed out over it..he practically abandoned his original "Views from the 6" concepts as well. It's really just another Drake albums about his exes, there's no innovation
>>64516381
Allelujah was their best record
Last one was a little underwhelming but they've got more to do
>>64516425
allelujah was all really old stuff, that's why it was good.
>>64516466
Was it, not to familiar with their live rotation.
Are u guys sure its even coming out tonight?
>>64516486
no, but i'm pretty confident it will.
regardless, ALL ABOARD THE HYPETRAIN
>>64516486
yeah
I'm in the p4k mainframe right now so I know it's there
[spoiler] it's a 7.9 and my dubs extra confirm it[/spoiler]
>>64516466
I think the last one could have been really great with more interesting production. Allelujah was so grimy and deep but everything was crystal clear on asunder -- there was nothing to get lost in
>-Radiohead continue to rev up the hype machine
About this.. isn't is being speculated that they are dropping an album like tomorrow?
also Views grew on me. it's not BNM-worthy imo, but it's better than i initially thought.
okay, back to writing, i'll see you all in 10
>>64516521
I was feeling a 6.8 after first listen and I have yet to change that
>>64515411
Actually really fucking close to what I think
I could switch out Amnesiac and IR and it would be perfect
This is Ryan Dombal. Review is all ready to go but we can't agree on a final score.
We'll just go with the last two digits of this post
from a thread a few days ago. the OP did a ton of Q&A so i think it might be legit. they also said they were waiting for the band's official release
>>64516565
that fake blurb is laughably bad. or if that's real then p4k's writing quality has nosedived
>>64516565
I can gaurantee you it isn't
>>64516565
>>64516580
I was going to point out the terrible writing quality but actually Pitchfork writes just like that now adays
>>64516595
well i mean it's not like they haven't always published horrible writing. remember the kid a review?
>>64516580
>>64516595
he seemed a lot like english was his second language in the thread lol
at some point he said "cooking a sandwich"
Hey guys shoutout to every single one of you who participates in these threads I love every single one of you even if I dissed your taste in music or you dissed mine. I'm a lonely virgin who every waking minute of my existence is forced to kowtow to existential dread and anxiety that simultaneously wishes for my to be dead while fearing that death. I have no friends and this is my only outlet ever in my life that I have actually expressed my thoughts without holding back. Me I nearly pissed myself five times today and I wanted to kill myself in my moments of lucidity. I love you all and I hope we get through life together as p4k fäm, in bad times and good times I want to be there for you.
Sup p4k thread. HAs anyone noticed with this new format they read even less of the review and just look at the score and move on?
>>64516670
idk, looks the same to me
9.6
Views
>>64516667
don't look for love in anonymity. just try to feel some camaraderie and maybe try talking to some people irl. i'm right there with you on the existential dread and anxiety
>>64516565
>few days ago
there's no way they would have had time if it was leaked in a thread a couple of days ago. it's only been like 2 maybe 3 days dude come on
>nothing
HOLY SHIT
BTFO
pan
checkem
>>64516540
too late
>>64516729
lurk moar
>>64516686
>k
You're a piece of shit. Not that that wasn't already clear but
>>64516710
they might have had press copies
>6.8
>6.8
>6.8
AHAHAHAHAHA THANK GOD WE KNOW P4K STILL HAS SOME JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY
THIS IS THE BEST THING WE COULD HAVE HOPED FOR
>>64516742
why the fuck would there be a pitchfork thread if they're not reviewing anything
oh wow lol
LOLOLOLOL BTFO SO HARD
WHERE IS TSK-A TSK-A TSK WHEN WE NEED HIM THE MOST
>>64516540
ARE YOU RYAN DOMBAL
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Drake 6.8 BTFO by Ryan Dombal
DJ Koze Presents Pampa Vol. 1 7.4 by Jonah Bromwich
Anna Wise 6.9 by Kathy Iandoli
Alarm Will Sound 7.6 by Seth Colter Walls
>>64516751
>>64516540
I called it first.
HOLY SHIT YES BLACK MUSIC BTFO
HOLY FUCK 6.8
Views from the 6.8
C A N A D A
O N
S U I C I D E
W A T C H
DRAKE CANCELLED. FUCKING RIHANNA IS BETTER.
DRAKE ON SUICIDE WATCH
CANADA IN RECESSION
RAPTORS CONFIRMED WORSE THAN THE SIXERS
jews and blacks BTFO
6.8
Hip hop is dead
>>64516540
>>64516540
>>64516540
ARE YOU A WIZARD?
>VIEWS is what happens when venting turns into whining. Spanning an obnoxious 82 minutes, the record goes through several musical and thematic phases, but the overall atmosphere is bitter, petty, worn-down. It confuses loyalty and stagnation, wallowing in a sound that is starting to show its limits.
damn. it's true, but damn.
"WHITE IS RIGHT" -PITCHFORK 5/2/2016
maple-sucker here
should I just end it already?
>>64516744
I assumed it was b8, if you're serious I think you are forming a very unhealthy relationship with an online community, we aren't a replacement for human contact, you need to connect with real people
>>64516840
it's the only honorable thing left to do.
>>64516827
Wow, this is really on the money.
I'm black and I thank Ryan Dombal for panning this shitty album
Based Ryan Dombal
>>64516845
I think you need to go back to redit, trip
Views from the 6.8
>>64516777
>>64516780
>drake
>black
>>64516878
thank you, this is the official new title
>>64516827
fucking roasted. This still gives the rest of Drake's discography too much credit, but it's exactly what's wrong with Views
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Lol OP was calling BNM "inevitable". I literally called it exact 6.8 from 1st listen
>>64516876
hehe
it's funny because he really does post on reddit!
>>64516778
Anna Wise better than Drake lmao
>>64516540
>05/01/16(Sun)22:51:11
>6.8
lmao
>>64516067
>Cherry Crush ASMR (lol)
Wait, really?
>>64516927
>>64516876
Sorry, i was on the /r/hhh thread, what happened?
>>64516984
yah, she does ASMR now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDmfH9lfDe8
guys what if readiohead is kil
what the FUCK
I thought it was a 7.5, but I don't even know If I was just trying to be nice or not.
U With me? is still my jam though.
>>64517004
>now
So she stopped doing porn?
>>64516985
C H R I S T
H
R
I
S
T
damn, i still can't believe how fucking hard they panned this album. it deserves it, but damn. blindsided.
Kanye's 30 out of 10 will never be outdone. AOTY.
>>64517030
she still does it, but I think it's just camshows on some site now though. i haven't found that many new HQ videos lately
>>64517035
sorry I was posting in /r/athiesm, what happened?
>>64517062
>>64517004
Damn, that's a shame. Thanks for the info.
VIEWS 6.8
>>64517048
Kanye will end up outdoing himself with Turbo
>>64517098
i have faith. TLOP was great.
>>64517087
why a shame?
She does both.
She's great at ASMR too.
..I hope she still sells her used panties, I almost have enough allowances saved up
>>64517048
It got like what? 2 BNT's? Thought it was going to get an 8+ for sure. Oh well
>>64517128
>why a shame?
I want more than camshows.
>>64517159
looks like I was wrong, she still makes one or two HQ stuff a month. but it's those pay per video ones so i guess that's why I haven't seen many new ones on /emp/
DRAKE BTFO
T
F
O
WHITE SUPREMACY WINS
TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT
>>64516540
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64517481
>WHITE SUPREMACY WINS
Drake is half white
It just proves having that in your blood makes you incapable of creating anything truly beautiful.
>mfw Kanye West's (a 100% real nigga) album is several times better than the best light skinned nigga.
>>64517534
That's a funny image
>>64517534
Ain't no African Americans that are 100% black.
>>64517534
>jews
>white
Nice try hymie
>>64516918
what's the origin of this meme?
>>64517593
Nice job qualifying.
Stay mad
>>64517593
>being this jealous of my jewish heritage
>>64517659
>being this jealous of my jewish privilege
FTFY Kikey Dennis you ugly shites are only liked because of your money
>>64517764
>he's this deep in denial
>>64517659
But you'll never be John Zorn level jewish
>>64517802
true Im only half jewish, my full powers haven't been unleashed
>>64516218
scarlem reporting in
>>64517659
>tripfag
>asmrfag
>zoeposter
>reddior
>jewish
Where does it end?
That DJ Koze Kampa compilation is good stuff.
>Jamie XX
>Gold Panda
>>64518125
LEAVE NOT NOKO ALONE
did p4k just complete the biggest musical backstabbing of recent history?
>acclaimed and bandwagoned artist, seen as the best thing since Kanye, top 2 at least in last 3 soty charts
>views get 3 bnts (hotline bling, feel no ways and too good)
>suddenly change their mind and pan the fuck outta views, the album most hyped as his defining moment as an artist
Is drakes career over?
