>I'm a music major
Right? hilarious. Unless you're a musical prodigy, end your life.
I wanna enter a nice conservatory if I had the money.
>>64496995
>im majoring in music performance
>>64496995
>composition and ethnomusicology double major
do humans in regularla interactions use that hand sign?
>>64496995
are there any good musicians that actually majored in music? im serious i dont think any artist i listen to regularly majored in music.
Unless you have been a prodigy since you were 5 and have been practicing 10+ hours a day since, you will NEVER go anywhere with music. Major in STEM a normal person.
>>64497139
Tons of great jazz and classical performers.
>>64497139
I didn't hear about the school I'm attending until I looked up Julia Holter on wikipedia and it said she went there
also a ton of musicians went to berklee
>>64497177
> session musicians don't exist
> there's only one person involved in music production
>>64497177
>falling for the STEM meme
>>64497177
you realize prodigys almost never make it because their parents pushed music on them and they fucking hated it? hendrix didn't start playing until he was 15 but I bet some dude had the guitar forced on him from age 3 and quit
>>64497115
>ethnomusicology
this is my dream major but wtf do you do with it
>>64497139
Most Classical and Jazz performers, a lot of sound guys, not many rock and pop artists but there's some out there.
>>64497527
>hendrix
>anything more than a black guitarist with >muh effects pedals
You mean unemployment major haha
>Electronic Music Production Degree
fucking top lel
>>64497539
write or teach really is all. or travel the world documenting and analyzing music cultures ethnographically.
>>64497177
>Implying the demand for STEM jobs will continue to rise
>>64497591
But there will always be need for stem related jobs
>>64497139
Didn't Mort Garson major in music ?
>>64497628
There's also always a need for janitorial staff,and frycooks but you're trying to convince people not to major in arts.
>>64497177
Explain Steven Stapleton, wise anon.
>>64497576
>losing the argument this horribly
>>64497131
usually means someones queer
>>64497700
I'm not convincing anyone to do anything. I'm disagreeing with you.
>>64497735
And I was making a joke.
>>64497436
pretty sure eric andre when to berklee
>>64497750
If you call that a joke then shit on my chest and call me Sally.
>>64497771
Sorry anon, I didn't major in comedy.
>>64497177
Get fucked wageslave
t. philosopher major trust fund kiddie
>>64497765
That's true. As did St Vincent
>>64498160
That explains why she's a special snowflake who pretends to be a lesbian
>>64498160
>>64498239
She dropped out too. Much like most of the notable alumni.
>tfw music ed major
>tfw all the music majors I know have been happy and succesfull
Stay mad fuckers
>>64498905
>happy
how pathetic
>>64497478
>falling for the ">falling for the STEM meme" meme
>>64500660
>falling for the >falling for the ">falling for the STEM meme" meme
>>64502415
>falling for the >>falling for the >falling for the ">falling for the STEM meme" meme
>tfw majoring in music education
Why fucked am i?
>>64502661
Music teachers are in demand depending on which state/country you live in. You won't see a huge pay though unless you get a master's degree, and even then you're lucky to break 100k a year.
Local fatass that works at the target was a music major.
Lmao
>>64497139
sufjan stevens i think
>>64497591
Not sure if dumb or just 14
Name me 2-3 successful musicians with music degrees. I'll name you 10 who didn't who barely could even read note sheets and were more successful.
Music degree is a sure way to end up penniless and live on welfare all your life. Good luck even paying you college debt
>>64503365
>barely could even read note sheets
they probably don't make good music, anon
>>64496995
>foundation degree in music production
Just fuck my job prospects up
The music majors that I know all have absolute shit taste. Entry-level classical, Pentatonix, Mumford & Sons and the like.
>Dual major in music and business
ayy lmao
>>64497131
yes it means OK like everywhere
>I'm a rockist