>song glorifies California
you either like mcr or need to go back to /pol/
>>64434993
>Song uses a lyric rhythm a child could sing
>>64434993
>"tonight"
>>64435395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i--aKHwPPJI
>>64434993
but this song is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEpqlgAlvA8
>>64434993
>anime on /sp/
>singer/songwriter
>sounds just like Conor Oberst
>>64434993
>Most trap vocals.
>Lyrics that are so bad they pull you out of the song.
>Lazily repeating measures in Vapourwave. It totally ruins the flowing smooth vibe and is too dull for hard vapour imo.
>Redundant repetition. Looking at you, Daft Punk.
>Repetitive percussion, usually heard on pop songs that play on the radio at work. Eg. Firework, that feel good Bruno Mars song.
>>64434993
>song glorifies murder in a flyover state
RHCP had some pretty good california lovin songs.
Also had some good california bashing songs, but they could also come from a place of love.
>"girl/you/babe/anytime a pop song is unsubtly about a female"
>>64434993
>song glorifies America
>>64434993
This is one of the biggest reasons I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers
>>64434993
>liking artists just because they're unknown
>only liking a handful of an artists music, but say you're a big fan
>looking down on someone for their music taste, but never being open minded about others's music advice, either
People are fucking memes
>song is about a girl
>>64435733
cut them some slack. it's like their only song that's even remotely happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhcttcXcRYY
>fire
>desire
>>64435795
Fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPikYsi6_zU
There's a certain type of vocal style that I can't stand. Like the ones that pop punk bands use. It is really grating and I feel like it's a cop out for not actually being able to sing very well
If you've seen that "Punk goes 90's" video of that band covering Coolio, the way he delivers "Mind is gone" is what I'm talking about.
>>64434993
u must love this op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo
>has vocals
>has instruments
>is audible in any way
>>64435395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X400gbiscbA
>its a non rockabilly band doing a rockabilly song
looking at you, Britain
song starts
>WHOAAA! WHOAAA!
>"I can change"
>>64435938
IF IT HELPS YOU FALL IN LOOOOOOOOVE
>oooh
>it's another "one neat metaphor" love song
>male/female duet where both sing the exact same tones and neither manages to stand out
>generic build up to drop
>songs that try to have "moments" without earning them
>>64435938
BUT I CANT CHANGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qnV55LUFVM
>>64436096
BUT I'M WILLING TO CHANGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oyrP1XUUj0
>>64435859
fuck man why did you make me listen to that trash :/
>>64436177
That video is comedy gold, though
>the whole band starts singing along like it's a campfire song
>>64434993
>being a 'gangster' or nigger
>money/bitches
>most new shit with poo tier lyrics
>techno/EDM song does gradient from high bass balance to high treble balance
>another sad love song with a 4/4 quarter-note I-IV-V-VI based piano progression
>I like a girl but she doesn't like me back
>>64435395
God dammit, why do I hate this too?
>>64435859
the shitty whiny white boy vocals will never be anything but middleschool-core for me. it is why green day is the worst.
>long sections of guitar feedback that are more annoying than art
>songs fading out
>"untitled" tracks
>soft intros that take 3 minutes for any real instruments start
>metalcore singer vocals
>artist isn't The Orb
The production on Of Monsters and Men, Mumford and Sons, the Lumineers, bands like that. It's so saccharine it makes me sick.
>>64435795
>reason
>season
>"Artist" brags about his flow
>>64434993
>lyrically interesting songs that unnecessarily turn into a song about a girl halfway through
>songs that have their genre name in the lyrics
>crunkcore
>the word teenage/teenager in the lyrics
>any mention of the idiom "heartbreak"
>most double tracked vocals
>singer has filter on voice throughout entire album
>this rhythm I hear in a lot of spanish songs, an example is in the bridge of Hips Don't Lie by Shakira
>nasal pop punk voice
>when too many rhymes are made with words ending in -ation
>adele songs that aren't skyfall or rolling in the deep
>modern country
As much as I hate Californians, I actually like California itself.
But I hate RHCP and Sublime, so I'm not gonna argue.
And the best Californian musicians tend to be miserable desert people like Kyuss and Fu Manchu, as well as miserable homeless Los Angeles people like X and The Circle Jerks. So I guess that shows that hating California is better for music than liking it.
that stupid fucking stock cowbell sound.
my friend just plays random soundcloud edm stuff when we hang out and 9 out of 10 times the song uses that stupid fucking cowbell sound.
honestly, i could list tons of pet peeves stemming just from soundcloud edm.
Funny i was just recording a song about doing drugs and having fun in california. And i brag bout my super dope dope and sick flow.
>"In/at/hit the Club"
>>64436871
>song fades out
Yeah, that does annoy me.
>"I am hardcore" lyrics
>"lyrics about partying"
>"lyrics about love"
>""countryside life" lyrics
>rights
>wrongs
>it's a metaphor about swimming
>>64435395
So many pop song that constantly say tonight.
>>64435905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTEFKFiXSx4
>>64435395
FUCKING THIS
also when a pop song ends a line with a drawn out "todayyyyyyy" completely out of context
>>64439157
>its a metaphor about flying
>artist hamhandedly implies that they are the leader of a revolution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-eYbUVZedY&ab_channel=HalseyVEVO
>>64439535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcIKh6sBtc&ab_channel=LordeVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrUvu1mlWco&ab_channel=MileyCyrusVEVO
>baby
>fire
>higher
>artist makes mention of 'this beat'
>"nigga" at the end of every line
>>64439535
i knew before i even clicked on that link that it was going to be that stupid ass song
ive never heard a more retarded lyric than "high on legal marijuana"
christ
American highschool teen music and american highschool teens trying to make metal. I guess that's just metalcore or some derivation which is horrible.
Also Coldplay and anything that sounds like them.
I hate this music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXby3twMmI
And the song that goes with it. So I guess cgi monkeys singing is my pet peeve as well.
>>64439703
THAT GENERIC RADIO MUSIC AND HIS GENERIC FUCKING SOULLESS VOICE TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH.
sorry, I accidentally played my own link
>listening to /mu/
>singer interrupts the song, starts a long-ass speech about black music, social justice and how miley cirus is saving transgender youth and tells me to go back to /pol/
>rhymes fork with pitchfork, action with projection and ends the song
i hate when this happens
>>64435938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
>>64439703
Long coldplay fan, please ignore them and their work post-2012
They actually have some nice music videos though. Mostly simple and nothing crazy, different from the crazy video for attention fad that has been going on.
>>64439769
Would you like to post your favorite album or song so you can cure my hatred for them?
I'm really willing to listen to it and change my mind.
>>64439742
>black metal song starts with lead saying that he hates black metal fans and that they shouldn't listen to his music
>>64439817
Who does that?
>>64436743
Kek you mean I - V - VI - IV.
I - IV - V - VI is quite unusual.
>>64439790
One of their first 4 albums
Viva if you want something that sounds really unique
Parachutes if you want something comfy
Rush of blood if you want just good alt Rock
X+y I can't really recommend myself.
>Song glorifying California
Yeah I'm with you on that
For me it's the following:
>lyrics about drinking or drugging or partying or clubbing
cringeworthy and LCD-tier
>Song about unrequited love
>Anything that is repetitive for more than a few seconds
>Saying something over and over and over and over and over
>lyrics mentioning "tonight" or the weekend
>excessive rhyming
>reggaeton beat
>pointless grandiosity
>I fucked this chick/your girl/all kinds of bitches/etc
>>64439790
Oh and if you happen to like shoegaze give Chinese sleep chant a listen.
>>64437893
>lyrically interesting songs that unnecessarily turn into a song about a girl half way through
in my life - the beatles in a nutshell there
>nasal pop punk voice
rip in peace tom delonge + billie joe armstrong
>music video focuses almost/completely focuses on singer
>>64437894
>joni
>joanna
>song starts with drum sticks hitting each other or guitars plugging in to amps
>guitar solo
>>64434993
>rap
>gunshot sample
>>64435395
Only part of Merriweather that i cringe
>WHAT TIME IS IT?!
>Drake
>>64436871
>>songs fading out
Deafheaven literally ruin their own music with this. Seriously I love their music but it feels like such a cop-out that 80% of their songs fade out
>song doesn't fade out but the last of the audio (post final chord) is fading away but suddenly just cuts out
>song and the one after it could have been perfectly gapless but there's an unnecessary gap between them
>album's first track is a lengthy but beautiful build up to what could be the most amazing crescendo ever but then song abruptly ends and the next track is just quiet (fucking waking season by caspian)
Explicitly talking about sex. Like no filter at all and saying all the naughty bits and whatnot. I don't need to hear that
>songs that tell you how much fun you're currently having
>>64435795
>affection
>erection
>haters
>replacing s with z
>fade out
>nigga, drugs, money, thug life, bitches, self-glorification
>starting with vocals at an unnecessarily early moment
>not a single effort to create an atmosphere or set a mood
>>64436689
You mean a high pass filter? Yeah, that's pretty cheap most of the time.
>songs with a five minute intro of the rappers just identifying themselves
I see a lot of people don't like fade outs. What's wrong with them? I mean yeah I don't want every song to fade out, but I actually like them
>>64440319
It feels lazy, like they couldn't write a proper outro
>>64434993
>that annoying Pearl Jam/Nickleback/Creed style of vocals that everyone loved in the 90s.
It fucking kills me to hear that, especially when the rest of the band is good.
>>64440371
Do you mean them ending their phrasing with an UH or AH sound?
I hate orchestral intros and intros in general that have nothing to do with the tone of the rest of the album. It's 2016 and bands still haven't grown out of it, especially Metal.
>>64439378
lmao @ 1:10 shushing
>>64440345
This is why I use fade outs... But most elements of my tracks fade in and out individually so it's not like the whole song just fades out as it's repeating the main hook or something
>metal with classical elements
>metal with opera singer
>metal with "wake up sheeple"-tier lyrics
>metal without riffs
>Intro Verse Choruse Bridge Solo Verse Chorus
>Guitar solos in every song of the album
>>64434993
>slap bass
>>64440551
Fleshgod Apocalypse must be the living embodiment of hell for you.
>>64440601
yeah I don't like them I'm gld they're succesful but they're audio farts for me tbf
>Songs with lyrics about happiness also talk about the sun.
>Music video is on the top of an building at night
>singer hold those old mic with his/her hand while singing with her mouth near the mic, and feeling hardcore because of it
>music video is on studio, while the guy is plying the sound engineers makes some face or whatever that says "yes, this is good"
>three minute ditties
>post-african repetitions
>>64439979
>>64439919
Ok, man thanks. I will. I do like shoegaze, will listen to that as well.
>>64440983
What about Day-Bow-Bow?
>>64440371
Putting Pearl Jam together with Nickelback and Creed. Go fuck yourself
>any mention of being young
>>64440388
Yep, that's exactly what I mean. "Can you takeah me higherahhhh!" Seems like a trick for shitty singers to use to try and sound better.
>64441022
Now, now, don't get butthurt. I'm talking about that annoying vocal style. Pearl Jam is groovy and has some great songs, but they would sound much better if the vocals were more diverse (less aheaheaheah nonsense). If you played Creed vox and Pearl Jam vox back to back, your average idiot might not know that they were different singers. Unoriginal delivery style.
>Country as a collective
>>64441777
Checked and any cultural collective usually is trash, the theme just gets forced as a value thing
>>64434993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm39YkGrHp8
But, OP....
test
>>64439826
Shining - IV - The Eerie Cold
>>64440169
Deafheaven can't ruin their music anymore than they've already ruined the perfectly good silence they intruded on.
>>64435455
what if it is Conor Oberst?
>song is good
>chorus turns into gay pop shit and ruins the song
>More than 10 albums in a discography
>Releasing a live album after every LP that is put out
>>64443313
I should post a reaction pic
>tonight
>alright
>eyes
>lies
>lyrics about drowning
>lyrics about flying
>"I want to"
>"I feel like"
>"It's like I'm"
>you can hear the guitarists plugging in
>the song is mixed so that s-sounds, snares and cymbals really hurt to listen to
>"baby"
>songs about weed
>songs about being a neet/loser
>song opens with the sound of orchestral tuning
>"one! two! three! four!"
>drummer claps his sticks together before playing
>"c'mon, everybody!"
>>on a studio record
come on now
>is an album
>>64443468
>is a 48 minute recording of a band playing instruments
> the mental image of a singer in a studio singing and doing the fucking stupid hands on the headphones thing.
>people writing parts of songs, and then not doing anything else for the track. i.e. bring in a member of another band to write lyrics, the member brought in doesn't sing/ play instrument/ add bloops to song
>>64439938
You must hate Swans
>>64443433
>you can hear the guitarist plugging in
this one was used very well by Failure
>>64443493
>bring in a member of another band to write lyrics, the member brought in doesn't sing/ play instrument/ add bloops to song
lel, reminds me of Trout Mask Replica
Beefheart writes the lyrics, the band plays the instruments, comes up with the sounds, Beefheart records his own lyrics on the mic:
>BEEP BLOOP BLOOP BEEP BLOOP BEEP BOP
>>64440137
It's actually "the night" not "tonight"
>>64443547
no that's okay, because Beefheart wrote something and contributed it to the album. doesn't matter if it was shit or not, it's still a contribution that he, the writer of that particular piece of the made. what i'm saying would be if Beefers had someone else write his lyrics, and then sung them himself
>>64443547
Didn't Captain Beefheart play some woodwinds?
>>64443433
REAL EYES
REALIZE
REAL LIES
>>64434993
>song glorifies New York
>>64435526
I know you're not baiting but I can tell you have shit taste just reading this post.
>>64443344
I dont mind this for Jazz but other genres no thanks
>song start
>"wow this is maybe a good song"
>"become shitty the exact moment the singer the start to play"
every brazillian post-grunge ever
>>64434993
>band name is longer than 4 words
>>64434993
i guess talking places you dont really know is escapism, like as if Tokyo was a fantasy lala-land where everyone is safe and happy instead of giant shithole filled with people who want to suicide.
>>64435767
>their only song that's even remotely happy.
lol, its still a sad song
distorted guitars in generic, clean poptimistic stuff like Good Charlotte
when the chorus major hook of the song is not even lyrics just a bunch of oohs and aahhs, oh ee oh ee oh ees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kAJgiLK1wA
>>64445083
It's not? ;_;
>>64434993
>song makes fun of other artists.
>>64435621
every country song
>>64440014
tom and billie are both shit lmao
>>64440014
>>lyrically interesting songs that unnecessarily turn into a song about a girl half way through
Kashmir-Led Zeppelin comes to mind
>on my knees for you
>baby
>>64437893
>songs that have their genre name in the lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHmzFVDjVnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI0S5xn8rQo
>a song isn't a song from flockaveli
why listen to it
>>64439769
>>64439703
I was a fan too but fucking hell this monkey video and song are fucking disgusting
>>64446706
>tfw can't use youtube right and desperately want to know what you're talking about
>>64441002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7i0V26wWiM
>>64446289
>on my knees
>please
>>64448332
>nigger
>trigger
>>64435859
It's caused by having no breath control, so all of the tone comes from your head and it sounds nasally. It's naturally mid heavy so it gets grating fast.
>>64435859
I know what you mean, I used to despise that. I started listening to Say Anything, and I don't hate it as much. It can be god awful, though, whiny nasally shit sounds.
>>64447654
Its a cgi music video of a monkey singing the song
>it's 10 minutes long
>it's just ambient and random sound effects
>i'm looking at you squarepusher
>yes you.
>>64435943
DAMNIT ANON
>>64440983
>an building
kek
>>64451314
>mfw i'm listening to tim hecker rn
>>64435526
>vapourwave
Fuck off britcunt, it's an Internet created genre so it doesn't have any regional spelling differences.
>mirror
>clearer
>socially conscious song
>music video is band playing in the desert, fireworks / colorful flares going off everywhere
Why does every band go through this phase?
>high
>sky
>higher
>fire
>heart
>apart
>baby
>maybe
>>64451580
'cause it's easy to write and people eat it up?
>"TAKE ME HIGHER"
>artist isn't The Orb
>>64440579
Triggered
>>64452875
i wish i'd learned how to use this thing
>metalcore singing vocals
>any fucking core genre
>>64439938
>anything that is repetitive for more than a few seconds
holy fuck do you have the attention span of a goldfish?
>>64445988
The fuck out of here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA8GbYFRg6I
>when a band re-releases an album, one or more songs is changed
>the music video version of a song is completely different than the album version
>>64435931
Fuck you, have a non-rockabilly band doing a whole rockabilly album that's 10/10
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDOTs9vP-QQ
>>64439688
SHAME ON A NIGGA
WHO TRY TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA
>>64436791
>99.9% of music
you must have pretty unique taste ;)
>>64436871
>songs fading out
THIS, I'd imagine the band is in the studio like.
>Okay so the chorus is done how should we do the outro?
>I don't know
>Okay guess I'll fade it
This seriously ruin song endings. It's worse with songs that begin without an intro or anything. just all instruments at once and the singer. Fucking hell it makes you not want to listen to a song.
>>64439054
>"I am hardcore"
literally makes me fucking cringe every single time a band does this
>>64439938
found the fedora
>>64436743
Why would a sad love song have a major progression?
>>64439938
>LCD-tier
>implying LCD-tier isn't GOAT
Kys
>>64443976
Go fuck yourself my city and my state are GOAT
>>64435935
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A6ZP3gJSoXY
>>64435691
Or you know people are people. And your a retard for calling something you dont like a meme.
>>64435032
WE DONT NEED ANOTHER SONG FOR CALIFORNIAAAAA
>>64453683
winner. every one of those songs sound the same god damn it. LOL @ some of them are hipstery bands with pseudo credibility delivering the same garbage as the worst industry musicians
>>64452477
>higher
>fire
desire.
fire
desire.
>>64435395
worse yet: edm songs named 'Tonight'
>>64435621
Faggot
>first song on the album is titled "Intro"
>album starts off great, drags in the middle, and gets good again at the end
>band says their name in a song
>one note choruses
>>64458668
>album starts off great, drags in the middle, and gets good again at the end
meh yeah well better than sucking completely
>band says their name in a song
wilco did it, wtf, radiohead says "like a detuned radio" in karma police
>one note choruses
bullshit examples?
>>64458668
>album
>baby
>babe
>not listening exclusively to Takyon over 24 db whale noises in reverse
>>64459031
>the music doesnt get fucked
>the music doesnt cum
>>64452477
>high
>sky
>higher
skyer
>>64434993
I-V-vi-IV chord progression
>>64437679
This
I don't know what it is, but fuck
Maybe it's just the composition
>>64435395
Tonight, tonight, there's a party on the roof top top of the world
>>64458940
>bebe
>>64439848
Wouldn't it be I - vi - IV - V?
>>64440579
You would dislike slap faggot.
>>64454134
major != happy
>>64435591
thats what i was thinking, their like this weird limbo between glorification and condemning it
>>64453683
I'd love to see someone defend this.
>>64460880
Triggered
>interesting rap lyrics interrupted with rapper bragging about how much pussy they get
>>64458809
So did Destroyer and Belle & Sebastian. It can work. I think in all the good cases there's no real ego involved. As opposed to DEEJAY KHALED
>"the revolution will not be televised"
>melodic intros to dubstep songs that are never reprised in any way
>>64439703
>HI, I'M PAUL
>>64453683
The other day i was rantin with my brothers about this shit.
I knew i wasn't fuckign crazy.Just don't sing if you don't have anything to say.
>>64434993
>only black guy in a band plays bass
/pol/ was right again!
>>64453683
fantastic
>>64435395
But anon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPx-nUqLMtc
>>64435395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBrLwu2Lnb8
>>64448661
>feel
>real
>song glorifies Nova Scotia
>Song 'reimagined'/sung in totally different style from original, despite the original version not being that fucking old
I hate Alestorm so much, the very idea of Folk Metal disgusts me
>incredibly off-key vocals in what would otherwise be a great Drum and Bass track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEgvnQrhryM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO4bHClkiME
>>64462785
>black guy in band slappa da bass
>>64462606
>>64453929
>instrumental music and songs about love account for 0.1% of all music
what
>>64435395
Acceptable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
>>64464101
which song does that
>>64465333
>My Heart's in Cape Breton Tonight
>Nova Scotia, Farewell
>The Giant
>Any Stan Rogers music
>Any maritime folk
>Any canadian music
>song glorifies a location that is NOT the artist's home state/town/country
>>64434993
>he doesn't like California Love
>>64435935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anRkutaPS9w
>songs composed by band members other than the main writer
you're not the beatles. stop.
>>64439938
>>Saying something over and over and over and over and over
you might like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7dOuKbuEE4
>>64465497
>>64435935 said the song starts with "whoaa! whoaa!", not ebonics.
>>64445029
How's this band
Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum
They have an album out you know called Prajecyrujučy sinhuliarnaje wypramieńwańnie Daktryny Absaliutnaha j Usiopahłynaĺnaha Zła skroź šaścihrannuju pryzmu Sîn-Ahhī-Erība na hipierpawierchniu zadyjakaĺnaha kaŭčęha zasnawaĺnikaŭ...
>>64465464
>the whole album illinois
album covers are same shit over and over
>lansing dreiden
same sound every album. could switch songs and it wouldnt matter
>mac
talking about how you are a revolutionary or are leadign some counter culture
>halsey
random drops in middle of song/ dubstep or what not just placed in for broad appeal
>dark horse
predictable lyrics where it sounds like writer gets first line then just rhymes from there
>"i had fun" hmmm what rhymes with "fun"..? "gun"!... "and i shot a gun"....
just whines in generals
talking bout how you are young(and foolish)
living for the moment
nostalgia
party club drugs weed themes
rhyming same word twice pisses me off the most tho
>I _____ you
>you ____ me
>>64464794
EMBEEEER
YOU WILL REMEMBEEERRR
>>64440169
About Waking Season
You do realise that's the point of the song right? To kind of fall into nothingness,
>>64453829
POW, WENT THE TRIGGER.
>>64436880
nice
>>64464794
>>64467043
fuck now this shit is stuck in my head again
fuck you nickelodeon
>>64453829
>>64469772
>Continuing lyrics in a following reply.
>>64439692
>high on legal marijuanna
I didn't know i could be this triggered by some pop song....
>>64435395
IT'S THE LAST SONG OF THE NIIIIIGHT
>>64458940
>baby
>maybe
>>64437893
how do you hate double tracked vocals? they sound magical and dreamy..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyOYQ8qfFng
>>64434993
fsdfsd
>song has a break in it where you hear the vocalist go 'whooo' and the music kicks back in
who am i kidding i fucking love this
>>64436597
did she succ?
>>64467043
MY SHINY TEETH AND ME
>>64439535
Those vocals bother me a lot. I don't what it is but it really gets on my nerves.
>>64466892
we're _____ family
>>64443976
still a lot better than glorifying california
new york is so insanely better than cali
>>64445029
>Verb the Noun
>Song is about relationship problems
>Song tries to sound profound but its just an analogy for sex
>>64453683
It's not a coincidence I dislike every song in that.
