ITT: Genres that cannot exist
I'll start: Technical drone metal
Zvi
NEXT
Drone breakcore
Sludge hardcore
Lowercase Grindcore
Christian Industrial Rap
National Socialist Psychedelic Rock
Progressive Indeterminacy
post-pop
good rap
>>64352424
damn...
>>64352247
>Yeezus
>>64352352
Regressive prog
>>64352236
>sludge hardcore
This is sludge mathcore but Knut - Bastardizer
>>64352236
Sludge hardcore can definitely exist, considering sludge is basically doom metal + hardcore punk
>>64352447
That sounds a lot like Rush and Meme Theater
Gothic Power Punk
Dream grind
>>64352506
This could definitely exist but it doesn't yet because the concept is too silly
>>64352506
Guess again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weOx36ts3i4
Dream funk
Good Black Metal
>>64352557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbI-4bCJc0Q
Progressive Grindpunk
>>64352548
Damn...
>>64352557
A.R. Kane
>>64352572
meme
>>64352572
>>64352591
So progressive grindcore?
Progressive Dub
>>64352801
Fishmans
>inb4 meme
>>64352176
Tool
>>64352236
Made Out of Babies
>>64352801
De Facto
>>64352931
>tool
Kek
Not technical though
>>64352931
>tool
FUCKIGN
>>64352445
I appreciate you
80s hair-gaze
Opera rap
Dreampunk metal with hardcore post-breakbeat jazz rap influences
>>64352257
>National Socialist Psychedelic Rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USVe7drNa2w
>>64352591
Gridlink and Discordance Axis.
>>64352247
B-Shoc
>>64352984
That one song from ttgl
>>64352963
It has elements of drone metal and, if nothing else, is very technical. Kind of ironic that you'd post a pic of Fripp laughing because he's a known Tool fan (and, actually, some of the 90s/00s KC albums would fit that description as well).
>>64353042
that was sort of the joke
I mean I was laughing at Tool because le soft rock dronfest meme.
The rare Frippo was just icing on the cake
>>64353102
Very well then
Good
>>64352257
Folkgaze
>>64352424
Hey it's epiclulzguy97!
Great post, epiclulzguy97.
>>64352176
electronic folk
Arena Shoegaze
Power Ambient
Pop Drone
>>64353370
>>64353401
Folktronica is a thing.
OT: Onkyo-britpop.
>>64353401
Folktronica...?
>>64353457
shit meant for >>64353401
>>64353457
>>64353465
>>64353482
pretty sure he's talking about actual traditional music
>>64353401
How about catholic electronic folk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEOXg92gwl4
>>64353370
Emma Ruth Rundle and The Nocturnes
>>64353412
>Power Ambient
>Pop Drone
Basically shoegaze
>Arena shoegaze
In theory, just commercial shoegaze
>>64353556
Ethnotronica, acid croft, neofolk, freak folk, turbofolk...
>>64353635
Fusion genres by design aren't traditional. The word folk has had its meaning changed, so yes, all those genres you've listed are real but they inherently aren't traditional.
Japanese emo cloud rap
ambient bachata neopunk
gothic flamenco grindcore
Pop revival
straight-edge hardcore psychedelic folk
>>64353718
You're right about the divide between contemporary folk and traditional folk, but would it be possible for subcultures/genres present on the internet to become traditional folk over time? Or does the having been recorded on a machine remove the organic passed down aspect of traditional folk?
>>64353102
>>64352963
pls stop
Straight Edge Folk Punk
Post-progressive emogaze
>>64353412
>Power ambient
Literally what Sunn O))) calls themselves
>>64353882
only correct answer so far
>>64352176
Technical jazz.
>>64356773
Are you being serious?
Hauntology big beat
>>64356773
lol what
>>64353885
Isn't that Deer Hunter?
>>64356853
Yes. Technicality requires composition, which jazz doesn't have. Improvisation does not allow for the amount of deliberation that could enable technicality. Jazz can only be slow or fast; the actual notes played are too hit-and-miss for anyone but a jazz fan to see structure in them. Transcribers and so on will then claim to see patterns in jazz playing, but those findings will be retrospective -- they will be named and defined post factum, to describe whatever sounded regardless of whether it made melodic sense.
>>64357004
To use a metaphor, 'jazz textbook' makes as much sense as 'glossolalic dictionary'.
>>64352176
Bandagaze and Dreamnorteño
Dream Power Electronics
post blackened cumbia villera
>>64353412
>Pop Drone
eccojams?
>>64357088
avant-garde af
>>64357004
The technicality of jazz is not found in the note choices so much as the ability to produce them within a second's notice. That in itself is a feat.
>>64357229
>That in itself is a feat.
I don't judge a product for how hard the producer made it for himself to produce it, but for the end result.
I'm not going to give jazz players pity points for delivering bad music on the spot; I want to listen to good music.
>>64352236
>Lowercase Grindcore
there's probably an example out there somewhere, maybe like some of sissy spacek's material
Post-Delta Blues Rock
>>64352464
Knut... My nigga.
>>64352404
Would avant pop count? What does post really mean other than after?
ambient noise
>>64357004
What the fuck are you talking about? Do you even know what musical composition is? Musical improvisation itself is a composition, and it's not like jazz is entirely made up of improvisation.
>>64357292
No one give a shit. Just because you personally don't like it that doesn't mean that jazz can never be "technical."
>>64352176
oceangrunge
>>64352984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MR6D7tL38U
>>64357498
>Musical improvisation itself is a composition
No it isn't. It could be theoretically, but no jazz performer so far has done it. Jazz 'composition' is the musical Texan sharpshooter fallacy; the performers play whatever, the politically motivated critic defines the numerical relationships between notes that were played, other players imitate it, the public convinces itself that they sound good, the cycle continues.
>No one give a shit.
I do when jazz pseudoplayers get undeserved credit.
>>64357486
Thats what drone is
4th Wave Ska
Sunshine Sludge
Memeviolence
Grind Opera
delet this>>64352176
>>64352984
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-gPuH1yeZ08
