The first 10 since MBDTF
9.6 SCREENCAP THIS
8.5 SCREENCAP THIS
this album is legit trash tho
but she's black so it's gonna be at least a 9
9.9
>by Ryan "Literal Cuck" Dombal
>literally making shit up to be offended about
right wing SJWs everybody
>caring about pitchfork
can someone explain what this is
its a tidal only visual album or somethin
what does that entail
>Lemonade
When will SOPHIE sue her?
>>64340283
candy boys, c-c-candy boys
do you actually give a shit album what pitchfork are gonna give a fucking beyonce album or are you just memeing? jesus this board
>>64339872
Well OP, first you have to factor in the following: The album will be given at least a 9 because she is black and the album is about being black. Then, the decimal point is added on. The decimal point is based on the quality of the album itself. Based on these principles, p4k will give Lemonade a 9.7, with a very lengthy article in praise of this "revolutionary" piece of music.
Screencap it.
>>64340255
it's an album coupled with an HBO TV movie release. Almost like a musical, or one very long music video with connecting interludes
>>64340396
so its like the michael jackson movie
>>64340283
Also all I could think about, but braids has had lemonade since like 2011 so...
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/albumreviews/beyonce-lemonade-20160425
>>64339952
>she's black so it's gonna be at least a 9
>>64339968
>Literal Cuck
>>64339989
>right wing SJWs
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
>>64340756
>5 stars
what else could it have been rated by Cucking Stone
>>64339989
>literally making shit up
so actually eating and pooping to be offended about?
implying they're even going to review an album that is obviously not for them
>>64340420
no it's like Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem
>>64340866
Loool. Keep blaming your shortcomings on "racism" and whining, whiteboi.
>>64340283
>>64340525
Y'all are both fucking dumb, everybody knows there is one true lemonade
>>64339989
This
>>64340991
is that tinchy strider
>>64340910
>whiteboi
You're no better than the guy you're criticizing if you're using race as an insult, or even assuming their race based off of their views/beliefs.
Fuck off.
We all know it will get a best new music because she's black. What pisses me off is that she's a black woman who bleaches her skin and dyes her hair blonde and sings songs created and written by a boardroom of white corporate men. Her music is about as black as Coldplay. And then she braids her hair as an obvious attempt at to look more Black for this album which is cashing in on the current BLM movement and artists like Kendrick Lamar. Christ I fucking hate your country America, I wish there was a music forum not focused entirely on your country.
>>64341020
I'm not the one blaming the achievements of another race on "racism". These right-wing SJWs are getting more cringeworthy each day. It's gotten to the point where they're actively seeking things to be offended by. OP even made up a rating just so that he could be offended by it.
>>64340842
Found the Black sjw cuck
>>64341137
I mean, I agree.
But at least try to articulate your argument like you did here instead of making a complete ass of yourself.
When you bring yourself down to the level of the retards, being right doesn't make you any less of an retard.
>>64339989
not only do they love to make this up but they also love to find stuff to complain about, these people will spend hours looking through tumblr to find a post with 3 notes saying something mean about white people and then cry about that for the next month or so
>>64341008
I thought the exact same thing, where is the starr in the hood these days?
>>64341020
>You're no better than the guy you're criticizing if you're using race as an insult
i love the
>if you to unto others as they do unto you you're no better than them
meme
>>64341301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8
>>64341206
If I'm black, doesn't that mean I'm doing the cucking?
Your meme doesn't make sense anymore.
>>64341309
I love the "if I can't refute an argument I call it a meme" meme
could you explain why you think the quoted greentext is wrong?
genuinely curious
>>64341273
I simply spoke to him in a language he could understand. Nothing wrong with that.
>>64339872
Pitchfork = nigger lovers. Fuck off.
BASED MARCEL STRIKES AGAIN
>>64341334
Right-wing SJWs don't even understand their own buzzwords.
>>64341408
Wasn't that the kid who narked on Devin for being "racist" and "homophobic". Also, stop promoting yourself on /mu/, you underage twerp.
>>64341431
fuck off beyonce supporter
>>64341408
literally no one outside of /mu/ know who this person is
>>64341408
who did you plagiarize this one from marcel
>>64341408
Marcel's ideas in this review are really good; the thing is, he writes like a teenager (of course). He has a bright career probably, psyched to see what he's up to in 10 years.
>>64341469
>>64341474
fuck off beyonce stans
>>64341440
>>64341481
Marcel, you should be in school. Don't make me call your mom again.
>>64341489
have never listened to it marcel i just think youre a cunt
>>64341469
>is interviewed by other sites and magazines
>does premieres for artists and labels
OKKid
P4k isn't even talking about Lemonade as much as It did with TLOP
There's no way it's going to get an 8.5+
>>64341431
>>64341469
>>64341474
>>64341502
>>64341508
fuck off tumblr sjws beyonce supporters
>>64341408
How can one write so much and say so little?
>>64341513
https://mobile.twitter.com/MarcelTheCritic/status/724467837297782785
>posted 11 hours ago
>1 retweet
this is a random person with a blog. literally no one cares.
>>64340991
>>64340283
Guys, what about the OG?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hro4AdTYiTA
>>64341552
you seemed to completely glaze over what i said:
>is interviewed by other sites and magazines
>does premieres for artists and labels
>>64341564
the lemonade turned into water at the end of the video
>>64340991
There's loads of lemonades in London, place is littered with them
>>64341575
Marcel. Your review was overly vitriolic and obviously a pandering piece to people who already hate Beyonce.
It doesnt come off as intelligent or thoughtful, it reads like an average "look at my clever wording" review on /mu/.
>>64341008
its guwop
>>64341648
you seem to have completely glazed over what i said when you mentioned that 'literally no one knows who he is outside of /mu/':
>is interviewed by other sites and magazines
>does premieres for artists and labels
>>64341408
BEYONCE FANBOYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64341281
What the hell are you talking about
Its the tumblrtards who spend hours scouring shit to find something some misguided angsty teenager wrote on his livejournal and then talk about how it's indicative of all men
"Right wing sjws" don't have to scour to find shit that they don't like, the entire country's dialogue right now is centered around how bad slavery and colonialism and systematic racism are, they literally get bombarded with it every day, everywhere they go
They don't have to look to find it
>>64339872
fucking white guilt
>>64341670
Have you considered that you may be talking to a different person?
Please link these illustrious interviews and premiers.
>>64341536
Marcel, need I remind you of the time your behaved like a SJW when you narked on Devin for being "racist" and "homophobic"?
>>64341714
>interviews
http://thebaybridged.com/2013/11/05/meet-marcel-of-marcels-music-journal/
http://www.fvckthemedia.com/issue42/interview-foley
>premieres
http://marcelsmusicjournal.com/tagged/premiere
>>64341534
it's the tpab of 2016, they will absolutely give it at least a 9 or else people will call them racist
>>64341684
You're glossing over the fact that OP literally made a fake rating just so that he and other right-wing SJWs could be offended by it.
>>64341710
>blaming your shortcomings on racism
Pathetic.
>>64341779
The music is shite, there is no other reason to give it a 10, same goes for MBDTF.
>>64341684
By bombarded, do you mean they actively seek it out with the intent to challenge it and start arguments for their own entertainment?
>>64341779
Okay, I'm gonna need you to explain this one to me.
What is a "right wing sjw"?
>>64341684
fucking kill yourself.
you will always be too bitter and lonely to contribute anything memorable to the world.
You will still be on 4chan in 5 years.
>>64341733
You know, I'm mildly impressed with the amount of work you have dedicated to being a reviewer, but your writing is honestly the awful kind of self assured tripe that already fills /mu/.
The obvious samefagging and promotion is childish as well
>>64341800
>couldn't work the "racism" approach so he switches to trying to "criticize" the music
I'm eagerly awaiting your in-depth deconstruction of each track.
>>64341807
No, bombardment.
BOMBARDMENT!!!!!
>>64341863
are you the same person? because if so, i literally proved your point wrong and you're still failing to acknowledge it.
>>64341852
>is on 4chan right now
>shaming people for being on 4chan
as coherent as Beyonce's new album. Dr. Autismo
>>64341751
do people think tpab was actually best of 15? I thought it wasn't bad but not like, the best or anything. much worse than gkmc
>>64341836
>/pol/
>/r/kotakuinaction
>/r/mensrights
>/r/the_donald
middle class white american college kids who think they understand the world.
>>64341884
No I'm not, i began this thread with the prior response. No sense of petty victory today I'm afraid.
>>64341902
Don't forget r/theredpill
>>64341869
The white guilt part is still my same argument, make those 3 braincells work lad.
>in-depth deconstruction
>fucking shitty pop Beyonce crap
lmao
>>64341800
>not liking MBDTF
being a contrarian doesn't make your opinion any more correct
>>64341889
>tpab "much worse" than gkmc
go back to the kpop general
let the adults talk about music
just go enjoy your waifu and stop
>>64341941
>le epic contrarian r3dditor meme
>>64341920
Well, if it's just "shitty pop crap", it should be super easy to deconstruct. I'll be waiting.
>>64341941
cooking
>>64341902
>I don't know what terms mean but I'm going to use them anyway
>These people are meanie-bo-beanies so I'll just call them names I associate with bad people
>This way I can disregard any and all of their arguments
I'm amazed you can leave your hugbox long enough to go on 4chan
OP here. Notice how there's zero mentions to anything race/class/gender related in my post. I was simply rusing people. You lefties are actively searching for things to complain about (pretty ironic given the arguments that arised in this thread, huh?)
>>64342050
>makes a photoshop of a fake review score
>lel you guys are just looking to be offended i got u XD
yeah, kid, sure
A super inflated aggregate score if I've ever seen one.
>>64342014
>this middle class college white boy getting triggerd
good lord you manchild
>hugbox
where do you think you are you mongoloid? this is no different than your alt-right reddit echo chambers. edgy south-park tier bulllshit.
>>64342076
>makes a photoshop of a fake review score
how perceptive of you!
>Notice how there's zero mentions to anything race/class/gender related in my post
you people just implied I was some kind of "right-wing SJW"
>>64342014
which hugbox would they be in?
What place would simultaneously be considered a hugbox, and still complain about sjws?
>>64341973
Deconstruct a turd for me please.
Halfway through the album
Daddy Lessons is the first track that I really thought was poorly made.
Rest of the album has been good, not classic Bryoncé, but a good sequel to her s/t, in concept and in production style.
>not liking her s/t
you have bad opinions
>>64342077
Yeah, Blackstar was pretty mediocre desu
>>64341408
Posts like these make me feel better about myself whenever I doubt my writing skills.
>>64342114
Why are you avoiding a seemingly simple task? Guess I was right. You probably haven't even heard the album.
>yfw Fantano light 4
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemonade_(Beyoncé_album)
>Producer: Piero Scaruffi
oh
she shoulda kept making songs like single ladies that's her only good one
>>64342287
>https://en.m
i stopped there
>>64342313
lol no. Most of the songs on this album are better than Single Ladies.
>>64342313
>single ladies
>not halo
dummy
>>64339872
>come on /mu/ for first time in years
>legitimate discussion about Beyonce
*tips contrarian fedora*
>>64341684
calm down white male teen #454677, this is why no one likes you
the whole leftist sjw shit isn't that prominent, you just spend too much of your time on the internet
>>64342411
>>come on /mu/ for first time in years
yea nah
>>64342449
OK it wasn't years but it was definitely at least a couple weeks.
>>64342178
Since you care way more than I do, can you tell me why it's good? What features are reedeming, what is original, innovative or what emotions doesn't it dilute more than homeopathic remedies, or even what measure of talent is shown at all in this record? Really, I want to know.
>>64339989
t. Jacob Rosenberg, Bernie Sanders supporter, donor, and phonebanker.
>>64342121
Super dope and unpredictable diss my man
>>64341137
>right-wing SJW
Stop. Just stop.
>>64342427
The President of the United States of America is out there saying 1 out of 4 women are raped. And they make 77 cents on the dollar.
How is that not out in the open?
>>64342735
That's just ONE individual from ONE country out of nearly 200 countries, do not be so ethnocentric please
lol i thought this was the new riff raff
>>64342768
Do you really think all countries matter equally?
>>64342797
I smell a hashtag
>>64342768
>one individual out of one country
Not like he's the most powerful person of the most powerful country in the world. Wanna try again champ?
Look at Europe. Merkel is leading the charge of mass immigration, unchecked. She's been caught talking to Zuckerburg about censoring decent on Facebook. Europe is being flooded by people that fundamentally hate Europe. Sweden has become a third-world country.
Please tell me how this is not out in the open.
>>64342830
>Sweden has become a third-world country
>Become
>>64342658
>t. right-wing SJW
>Andy Stott gets a 7.1
>Beyonce will probably get a 9.0+
I don't know why it's taken me so long to realize Pitchfork is literally retarded
I mean it's not a bad album but how the hell is it a 10/10?
>>64343064
back to stormfront you right-wing SJW neckbeard
if this gets a 10 i will kill myself
>>64343162
Is this what leddit saying now that nobody likes them?
>>64343162
back to tumblr you white guilt SJW
>>64343191
will you stream it?
>>64343191
You heard it here first p4k, you know your duty.
>>64343241
ya on twitch
this is all just memes right, because why would anyone care about what someone rates an album? if it got a 10, more people would probably listen and pretend to like it , even if they didn't, but stupid people have always been out there(definitely not ITT tho :^))
>>64340991
yaaaaaah ITS GUCCI
>>64343305
>why would anyone care about what pitchfork, the music review website that literally gave birth and killed several careers, has to say about an album? you guys are soo stupid xD
>>64339872
SHE IS BLACK
SHE IS A WOMAN
PITCHFORK LIKES HER
I MUST SAY SHE IS A GOOD ARTIST
>>64343386
Yea, stupid people like you guys keep giving them attention , and by extension, influence.
>>64341408
based on this shitshow of a review I'll probably like the album
isn't this kid ten years old or something?
>>64343543
he's 16
>>64343557
I mean I was a pretentious asshole when I was 16 who coudn't write a music review for shit as well, but no-one listened to me back then
rightfully so
>>64341408
I wonder what he ripped this off from
>>64343576
fucking google it
>mfw i like marcel and think he has good taste
his skylarking review is unforgivable tho
>>64342735
the president is just a figurehead. the us isn't that liberal, and most of obama's liberal tendencies are subdued by the system
>>64343616
makes sense that the skylarking thing was just something he did for rym and not for his actual site
This is insane
>>64343677
WHITEYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Is there a consensus on /mu/ about this? I like it.
>>64343677
JUST
>>64343725
I think it's mostly good.
Daddy Lessons and Freedom are the only meh tracks
>>64343677
95 NOW WTF
>>64341751
>>64343677
Damn...
>>64343725
it's like a 6/10, nothing really special.
what will fagano give this album?
keep calm and listen to the deak:)
>>64343677
damn...
>>64343845
How much are these people getting paid?
>>64343840
strong 4 to light 5 if he rates it at all
>>64343845
>Rolling Stone
>giving two positive statements with a poor conjunction
RS writes are fucking retarded
fantano better destroy it
P4k is going to give it something between 8.5 to 8.8 because they want to please the SJWs but they still need that indie cred they think they have
>>64343412
>I refuse to give credit where it's due because I'm a right-wing SJW
ftfy
![1461598424345[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4rQTHt4.png "1461598424345[1].png")
>>64343840
>>64343885
who cares about his opinion? he's a rockist white male, his opinion literally couldn't matter less
I can't tell who's memeing who anymore
ITT: Buttblasted whitebois who can't accept the fact that a popular black artist made a great album
>>64343964
he's a post-ethnic asian american vegan with borderline personality disorder and a regressive hairline and he plays the bass guitar, his priv levels are top tier and how dare you belittle his struggles you shitlord
>album made by black person
>one track is called "hold up"
>>64343964
melon of knowledge
>>64344006
>Beyonce
>"""artist"""
>Lemonade
>"""great""""
>"""album""""
>black
>"""people"""
>>64344006
lol soulless shit made by a monkey
>>64344083
>>64344139
t. Buttblasted whiteboi
>>64341408
based marcel!
LMAO THE QUEEN SHITTING ON WHITE FUCCBOIS
>>64339872
Pitchfork was never good, but there was a time when they at least saw themselves above reviewing corporate shite.
>>64339872
Do I need to listen to this album now? It seems like /mu/'s gonna keep bitching about this for a while.
>>64344405
Yes. This is a big deal, doesn't matter how good or shitty it is
>>64341084
>angry at a black person
>Cleary entitled white manchild
>>64344443
off by one
>>64344430
but, like, why? Because Beyonce is one of the most vigorously promoted artists in the world? Because the budget for this Album and release could fund a small country? Because it's a pop artist "embracing" her blackness?
What is so artistically or culturally important about this over say, the Foo Fighters' newest release (he was in nirvana, you know lololol)
>>64344430
it's not a big deal. P4K is meaningless... how do you guys actually see this as being important?
>>64344514
Pretty much all of those reasons you mentioned. Simply because she is a well known black woman embracing her blackness in a BLM/PC time period. I personally don't find it culturally relevant at all.
>>64344591
"She" is just a construct, though. There is a real woman under there, but Beyonce is a brand. She has writers for her music and her interviews, wardrobe people, make-up artists. There are boardroom meetings where rich white men discuss what types of songs will sell the best and give artistic direction to producers and writers that do the majority of the work on these albums.
Katy Perry, Arianna Grande, Rihanna, they're all modeled this way.
>>64344565
The fact that this album is getting acclaim Left and right makes it a big deal. It's definitely gonna top the critic's AOTY lists and since most people in the world don't care for music on the level that /mu/tants do, they care about these AOTY lists a ton.
>>64344667
Well yeah, they know what's going on in society right now so they know what to make the album about so they can sell more because they know that the album will sell lots and get positive reviews
>>64341408
Who is Marcel?
>>64341137
>OP even made up a rating just so that he could be offended by it.
People have been doing this on /mu/ since its inception. ChZ was one of the worst I can remember.
It's just fucking trolling, stop trying to think its because of le racism boogyman
>>64342888
>right-wing SJW
>right-wing
>SJW
>>64340991
Lemaaaawn
>>64343964
>rockist
Nice b8
>>64344907
I think what that person meant was right wing Social Injustice Warriors
>>64342735
well 1/4 women are most certainly sexually assaulted and this 77 cent statistic doesn't mean women earn less for the same job, they earn less in general because of a variety of societal factor like women being rused into low paying careers or no career at all or not being taken seriously because of legends about the less capable "woman brain"
>>64344997
>rused into low paying careers
what, you mean like a degree in gender studies?
>>64341431
Who the fuck is Devin?
lol this shit is not a 10. caught up in the twitter hype. take a fucking break or listen to it more than once before you review it you fucking cucks.
Why do main stream artists have such stupid album names?
>Title (Meghan Trainor)
>Lemonade
>Life of Pablo
>Dangerous Woman
I'm neither an homophobe or a racist, but you have to be a cock-sucking negger in order to think this album deserves deserves more than a 6/10
>>64344997
>"1/4 women are most certainly sexually assaulted"
>believing the matriarchy
>>64345399
Cause its in fashion to appear quirky and experimental and make bland commercial music.
>>64343645
>president is just a figurehead
Yuropoor detected
>>64344514
i really don't get why beyonce has been selected as the "important" black feminist artist.
Every decade has someone like her. She wasn't important in Destiny's Child, she wasn't critically acclaimed in an album format...Is it literally that she put on leather lingerie and threatened black revolution?
I can't think of more pandering on any artistic level...How can she be acclaimed? From the snippets of the songs, they seem contrived and verbose. They don't even seem fit for pop radio, never mind an album. I guess the production is good, but that's taken for granted.
I really don't get it at all either.
>>64340910
we all know you're white
the racists in this thread are so full of shit. it wont get anything higher than an 8
when does the review come out?
>>64339872
>Beyonce
>HOL UP
I don't get it. Why do people call anyone who realizes how mediocre this is will get called a racist. Even when there are thousands of other albums that not only are way better than this musically, but also represent the struggles of being a black person living in the slums and shit?
8.4 boys
just shows how cucked the world is now
>>64348154
yep
where was all the spam for the objectively better latest from Adele?
>>64345097
>muh gender studies
This meme needs to die, women aren't getting gender studies degrees at any sort of alarming rate.
>>64348191
easy, she wasn't a nigger playing the victim card
>>64343964
>that article
fucking niggers, man
>>64340991
ak hit your dog and you can't bring old yeller back
>>64348191
Lemonade is better than Adele's last album which sounded like B-sides to 21
>>64339872
Everything she does feels so fake, calculated and manufactured. I know we're talking about a top 40 pop artist that people invested a lot of money into, but it still feels disgusting tnb.
>>64343964
is this satire?
>>64348771
shes the hillary clinton of music
>>64340910
a white person wrote this post
anyone wanna shoot a link to this thing?
why do you think it's cool to be divisive?
serious question
>>64347001
>>64344405
I'm not gonna listen to some shitty top40 pop album just cause some rich white hipsters tell me its important. Kendrick put out a genuinely thought provoking album and has done amazing songs his entire career that he wrote himself. Beyonce has been around since the 90s and no one has given a shit about her until the "slay queen" memes started popping up. Fuck this corporate bullshit, its a symptom of an even deeper problem facing america where you can gain relevance at the expense of merit if you're a rich sell out.
>>64349550
>DUDE STOP DISAGREEING WITH ME!
Hiya
>>OLDFAG HERE and Newt Gingrich and I was wondering how you "fellow" anons are letting Jay-Z's MOON CRICKET ASS successfully knock every youtube rendition of Beyonce's "Hold Up" off of the web? Is there any more power left in this battlestation or does, on 4/25/16 (Monday), mutards lose to "Jigga" :(
>>64349665
You know, this poster has a very valid point.
Are we not ANON?
>>64340842
Lol...like it's not true.
>>64339989
>>64340842
>right wing SJWs
the horseshoe theory meme has gone too far
>>64349507
it's fake.
>>64350160
sorry the album i meant
>>64343964
I am actually shocked that the person who wrote this wasn't white lol
>>64343964
These are the worst kinds of people.
>>64350578
that article wasn't even too bad though
>>64350396
me toooo
