>Come on anon, this isn't a party without music!
What do you put on?
probably tylo be chillin
My latest favorite album, then force them to do a critical listen with me
>>64332403
>What do you put on?
a bathing suit
the strokes
normies like them right
>>64332403
Probably find some april top 40 playlist on spotify..and awkwardly try to talk to them.
>>64332403
6>2>4>5>3>1
objective rankings desu
daft punk or some shit
>>64332403
>outdoor sofa
what
>>64332474
There all too vanilla, though. Switch 6 and 2 though
>>64332423
what is this meme?
>>64332496
probably Tylo be chillin'
>>64332503
E L E C T R I C A L
trout mask replica
Whitehouse
>>64332474
yeah 6 is the runaway winner and she doesn't even have the benefit of sunglasses obscuring her face
then again I'm a big fan of strong eyebrows and masculine facial features
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0JPGo9woRo
>>64332496
that boy needs therapy
>>64333174
what does that mean
Josie's Past
>>64332403
i would put on some Barry White and start rubbing #3's thighs
do girls get tingly feeling when they are touching like that? I get tingly feeling when I make physical contact with another human being. I wonder if they are feeling tingly in that pic.
haha get it?
The Silver Apples album.
>>64332403
i don't put anything on, if you understand what i am meaning behind that
>>64333419
I fuxking hate those kpop shitters
>>64333447
*unzips dick*
>>64333234
that boy needs therapy
The Smiths
_all_ girls love the smiths esp if vegetarian/vegan
Even if it will be their first time hearing them they _will_ like them. Works every time.
Fuck Me Out by Death Grips and when the "yes yes yes, fuck fuck me" part comes on I'd sing along while doing pelvic thrusts hoping to get laid.
lofi punk pop surf rock
>>64332474
>>64332494
6>3>4>2>5>1
>>64332423
Ayyy
wall noise
Field recordings of me masturbating to give them an idea of what they're in for later.
>>64334941
They're gonna watch you masturbate?
>>64334987
More like they're gunna do it to me. I'll admit I didn't exactly think it out, but field recordings of me masturbating would probably go down better at a party than most of my music. Realistically I'd put on Justin Timberlake or something.
Windowlicker, and i'd recreate the whole dance
Anyone wanna toss the umbrella for me?
>>64335092
My go-to normie music used to be MPP, but during the one situation that I had to use it, they all hated it and called me weird. I always thought normies loved MPP
>>64332403
We are listening to Giles Corey in its entirety.
>>64335193
holy shit people are more out of touch on this board than I thought
>>64335255
Do normies really not like MPP? I thought it was just the people I was with
>>64332403
yikes
>>64335287
>MPP
what is this band?
>>64332403
IMMA PUT COCAINE IN YO ASS
>>64335305
its an album but fanboy and chum chum
>>64335305
Merriwheather Post Pavillion by Animal Collective
>>64335330
Fuck off faggot, your meme is dead
>>64335347
tell that to my sides
Depending on the mood of the party i would put on some danish and some american 2000's hits. Perhaps some 70's and 80's stuff
I was at a pre-party 2 weeks ago and thats what people put on.
>>64335360
>I was at a pre-party 2 weeks ago
then you finished setting up the keg and they kicked you out?
>>64335357
>he thinks fanboy chum chum is funny
don't you have school tomorrow?
6 > 4 > 3
you guys can have the rest
>>64335372
no I faked the flu my mom's so gullible XD
post slags lads
Panda
>>64333838
do u want them to cry or fuck u
>>64335193
Hip hop can be a somewhat safe bet I think. They may not like it but they probably won't call you weird for playing it.
>>64335392
>Fekitoa
Never thought I'd see that name on /mu/. Why Fuck that one on the right has some juicy thighs though.
> tfw the last time a you were intimate with a girl was almost 2 years ago and she only succed ur dick
i can't fucking take this anymore. i hate these threads.
>>64335489
>almost 2 years ago
Try never ever
>>64335392
2,3,4,5
1's cute
>>64335489
forgot to contribute, i would probably play the weeknd, kanye west or something like alvvays depending on my mood. girls fucking love the weeknd, even his older stuff which isn't all to bad.
>>64335480
>he knows who fekitoa is
>he doesn't know who fekitoa's punching bag is
>he doesn't post in /rug/
>>64335489
Is this worse than simply never having had any. because you know what you're missing rather than just fantasizing about what you're missing based on porn?
I hope so cuz I feel pretty shit
>>64335500
don't feel to bad about it, you won't magically cure your self-esteem issues after being with a drunk slut lol. i still hate myself.
>>64332403
ITS SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE
>>64335522
I do post there occasionally, usually when games are on or just finished. I tend to skip over a lot of the shit posted there.
>>64335562
I'll keep trying to get my dick wet, thanks though anon
>>64335620
>a lot of the shit posted there
I only really go there for the shitposting, it's some of the best around. Posting during games is boring desu I'd rather just watch them
You've missed some recent trends involving spamming the chick Fekitoa was dating last year (centre in >>64335392), who he suspiciously broke up with about a day after making a deep insta post about how he has anger issues
>>64333952
this pretty much
Glazin'
Some Black Metal album
>>64335527
it's kinda the same t b h.
sex itself is overrated. not like i had a 'good' fuck either, so i don't really know. it was pretty awkward and i didn't even cum. she jerked me off in the end and i came in some dudes bed. that was pretty funny though.
it's about knowing that someone really likes you more than anything. and i got pretty confident after, but i after being rejected a lot of times i was back to square one confidence-wise. i never had a girlfriend so at the moment that's what looks most appealing to me. random hook-ups are kinda shitty when you are inexperienced.
i mean i get that dudes that were never even touched by a girl romanticize that experience. just like i romanticize having a cute gf. i imagine that self-worth at the end only depends on yourself and nobody in the world can really help you with that.
tdlr; it comes down to what you exactly you experienced. drunken sex with some random drunk girl is fun but it doesn't help you emotionally at all in the long run.
i'm pretty wasted rn so forgive typos and my semi-rant.
>>64335392
7 > 6 > 2 > the rest
>>64335943
Shit taste: the post
>>64336010
>Taste is an objective thing
>>64335489
>only sucked your dick
i wouldnt be disappointed over this, sex can be great but i think blowjobs are more consistently great
maybe ive just been lucky with girls that know how to give good head idk
>>64336060
wtf
or you've just been with girls who have loose as shit cunts
weenie toots and the butterscotch bandits
>>64332403
Yes - Relayer
chicks love prog.
>>64332403
swans
>>64336073
Not everyone wants to fuck 12 year olds dude.
>>64332403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9XPjFeCF28
>>64332403
NIGGER MUSIC
>>64336018
>4chan is an anonymous message board
>>64336937
lol
>>64332403
I congratulate them on their sunglasses choice and put on some Darkthrone.
>>64333248
newfag
becausa Im edgy af
>>64336787
age has nothing to do with it
lots of 12 year olds have loose cunts
>>64332403
SHE'S A MODEL AND SHE'S LOOKING GOOD
DEN. DENENENEN.
DEN. DENENENEN.
>>64337104
After you've been at them I guess.
Death, and then ask them what the fuck they are doing on my property.
>>64337175
>not Sie ist ein Model und sie sieht gut aus
>>64336982
But it isn't if you make it so :^)
>>64332403
Chuck on love will tear us apart
Make shit back story to make em feel sorry. Fuck outta pity.
Just play early Kayne. its old enough now that normies will think you have awesome taste for knowing a song more than 10 years old (that they also know).
This literaly works every time. Bitches love all falls down.
Whatever gets them slutting it up fastest. Major lazer or something.
>>64333421
this
great bangers on this album
>>64332403
jessy lanza
/inflatablepoolcore/
But probably actually some shithouse trap/rap club music desu, that's all slags listen to these days
>>64332403
my dick
beat of the day´s called slats slats slats
>>64335699
sex is overrated but its still wonderful to be able to share something like that with someone
I wouldn't just fuck anyone tho, that could be a bit worse than never having sex at all. I don't get why so many people make a huge deal about it tho, it's just another thing you can do in life but it won't totally improve it
it's lit
i actually played Constantinople for some normies and they loved it
>>64338039
Major lazer is a good choice boyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUNkimxj0Vo
>>64335255
You could definitely choose something worse than MPP. People don't dislike it, it's just not something you'd play at a party.
Painting With is actually pretty normie music and most people I've shown it to have actually liked it quite a bit.
>>64332403
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU YES I DOOOOO
>>64333234
You're unnatural
>>64336073
>>64337104
you realize vaginas naturally get "looser" when aroused right? its a muscle, not skin. so if you think you fucked someone with a "tight" pussy, you really just didnt turn them on
this is really basic stuff and its kinda embarrassing that people dont know this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VaLSDt50GM
>>64339210
You're crazy in the coconut!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0QbL3rM1Vw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTPaDbt_USA
>>64332403
little ugle man
These bitches look like they want some mgmt
>>64332403
I hope you girls like deathgrips
>>64336010
>they are too generic looking
fuck off
A condom
Blunt after Blunt- Danny Brown
>>64335360
Dizzy Mizz Lizzy all night tbqhwy
>>64335489
>normalfags are soooo upseeeet the last time they got intimate with a girl was TWO WHOLE YEARS AGO OMGGGGGG :'(((((
>>64332403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5zQTmkY7GI
>>64332403
Dance, bitches!
https://youtu.be/BoeStB36dic
>>64332403
Easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqLArgCbh70
Check.
>>64335489
Dont worry you will feel better after 5 years or so, trust me! Just make sure you dont talk with any girl.
>>64335392
7>5>4
Fuck you tonight by Notorious B.I.G
Vaporwave
>>64332403
Oddly, in full image those girls don't seem as vapid as I expected from the thumbnail.
I might actually put on some friendlier prog, on the ELP level maybe.
>>64333234
I'm gonna kill you
yeezus
>>64335392
7>3>4>rest
>>64335392
7>3>4>
>>64343194
>he assumes women are vapid for being attractive and wearing bathing suits
>he thinks prog is appropriate for a beautiful day with hot girls in bikinis
I want everyone in this thread to take this test and post their results.
http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism-quiz.htm
Probably something in the vein of Mozart's Symphonies No. 40..
>>64341494
kek, fucking saved.
this is more of a /r9k/ reply though. i come here when i have time to kill instead of whatever social networks people use. didn't know you were considered a 'normie' on /mu/ if you were somehow well adjusted.
>>64344311
Somebody actually got this tattooed
I'm in awe right now
>>64344386
yeah, i don't know how someone can be so oblivious and retarded.
Deathspell Omega - Paracletus
Prince - I Wanna Be Your Lover
S P I C E G I R L S
>summer by a pool
um you find the most upbeat song on the top 40 charts and play that
rihanna - work is that song right now
Bones - Corduroy
>>64335392
Objectively
3>1>2>4>7>6>5
>>64338392
>I don't get why so many people make a huge deal about it th
because we're programmed to reproduce
>>64332403
shut the fuck up you disgusting whales have any of you heard of jogging or yoga? jesus christ
shiiittt
basically what i'd do is just play some fetty wap and gently segue into reggae until everyone's high and one of those girls drowns because she 's real high
i'll try and save her and it may or may not work, haven't decided
>>64332423
fantastic
>>64332403
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>64333425
song of the summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzBlQAqILK0
![71b15upe61L._SL1500_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aReK3Y5.jpg "71b15upe61L._SL1500_[1].jpg")
>>64332403
how would they react? this isn't the worst thing you could put on
>>64339980
came here to post this :^)
>>64345190
Depends what you put on; I could maybe see them maybe liking something like Teen Age Riot or Kissability. Don't be a retard and put on something like Rain King
>>64342525
>no wait anon put on the more famous version, you know the one, with Dre Dog and Docter Snoopy
you know it happens
Anything In Return or Causers Of This by Toro y Moi are def good choices. Its good music plus it gets them wet and they want to suck my weewee thank you black filipino man.
>>64345451
>Docter Snoopy
HOly kek
>>64332403
The opening to Mobile Suit Gundam Zeta
>>64332403
Travis Scott
