i dont even like this uppity cunt, but because i see her posted day after fucking day i decided to get a ticket to see her and her shit band next week.
i know if i see some disgusting autists in the corner with death grips, nmh or kanye shirts i'll know its you shit fuckers
I'd love to check out a chvrches show. Plus she's cute af. Win win. Also there'll pry be a lot of bishes there. Hope you have a good time breh.
>>64296883
TAKE PICS OF HER BUTT
>>64297053
strongly seconded
i need some new ones
>>64296883
Well OP, they're live right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11r-ziOS9a0
>>64297080
This sounds like shit, do you guys seriously listen to this?
>>64297129
She's /mu's waifu, have some respect. Enjoy your concert
>>64296883
place take some pics of Lauren please, she's /mu/s Scottish priciness
>>64297293
rare lavren
Music is okay. Don't really see what's so great about it. At least they're a bit better than some other bands that copy the whole 80's synthpop thing.
>>64297129
lol of course not
>>64296883
you're up late Lauren
>>64297322
wasn't she an asshole when a dude said to her that she wanted to marry her?
Any artists whatsoever would have laughed or said something funny.
>>64297489
he* sorreh.
>>64297489
She just prolonged saying the word no like "Noooooo..No"
Wasn't really a bitch about it
>>64297259
She's not our waifu, not since 7kt raped her
>>64297522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3b4psaTcc8
I don't think all she said was a "No".
With just a "no" it would've been ok, but she said a lot of shit.
>>64297080
>you can actually turn the camera
Man, technology has come a long way.
>Lavren's autistic seizures when she's "rocking out"
lel
>>64297522
She also banned Brandon from her shows, called for fans to dox 7kt, got him banned from Twitter, banned a fan for putting his arm around her during a photo, kicked a photographer out of her show for allegedly trying to upskirt her etc etc
>>64296883
Just saw them on Thursday. It was fun and Lavren was a sweetheart with the crowd. If you'd never seen her Twitter feed you wouldn't have any idea she was a Lena Dunham acolyte. At all. They played a pretty good mix of tunes from their first and second albums. No new stuff. She butchered Science/Visions, which was too bad because it's my favorite song of theirs. But other than that everything was on point.
>>64297827
Also used her connections in the industry to force Mike Shindoa to apologize after he criticized her, threatened to blackball LP and Fort Minor from Glasgow with her "influence"
>autistic
>>64297827
She also hired a viral marketing team to post her and defend her, encouraged Hayley Williams to sue her band mates, etc
I like her big floppy boobs though
>>64297827
she went after brandon and 7kt for nothing.
>>64298030
Aside from me trolling and making stupid posts I didn't really do anything wrong. 7kt too, didn't she originally go after him for calling out that her marketing team was spamming /mu/?
>>64298175
*spamming /mu/ on the release night of "every open eye" I mean.
>>64297475
i'm jealous i don't have a renault, i like her teeth so much they look so sharp
>>64296883
I did the same thing a couple years ago. The show was so boring wanted to walk out of the show halfway through. The whole band has zero stage presence and they just went from song to song without much ado. Basically powered through the set. Lauren stood behind the microphone like she was glued to the floor.
uppity? shes like one of the most reclusive frontwomen i know
>>64298261
A couple years ago she had no stage presence and seemed very anxious performing. Since then she's decided she wanted to be a legit frontwoman, so now she spaz dances, jumps up on the stage monitors, and actually speaks to the crowd between songs.
>>64298337
Sounds like she is trying to be Tegan & Sara.
I imagine her sitting on her tour bus, alone, drinking, and sticking pins in a voodoo doll of me.
>>64298421
She sits on her tour bus and posts threads about herself so she can turn all the creepy comments into songs.
>>64298481
I don't think hes being serious
>>64298456
>she spends an increasing amount of time on /mu/
>then on other boards as well
>slowly descends into madness
>one day, she will take a solid stance while hooking her thumbs in her belt and yell DR. PAVEL I'M CIA
>she will turn into one of us, hooked on self-destruction and memes
>>64298175
Yeah and I'm surprised that 7kts identity is known, she hasn't done anything. Probably realizes suing someone more wealthy than her is dumb
>>64298700
Who is 7kt?
>>64298700
sue him for what?
>>64298781
Who knows? She went on a rant at a show last year about haters and how if people sued those who tweeted mean stuff, Twitter would be better.
>>64298742
Ironically, he was exposed as Sam Hinkie, former general manager of the 76ers. It's funny because he used pictures of himself and it was the perfect cover
>>64298875
Here's the thread it happened in
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/post/66644768/
>>64297913
>influence
How does she have influence for being in a trendy synthpop band?
>>64298875
She's just talking out of her ass, I doubt she'd do anything. I actually wanted to until I realized that there's no actual evidence I've been banned from their shows. I've even contacted their label and management. I've got nothing back on the status of my face being put up backstage or being banned from shows.
>>64298963
Her dad owns something like 80% of music venues in Glasgow, he's a literal millionaire
>>64298963
Her family controls the Glasgow music scene
>>64298875
>7kt is/was a basketball manager
lol
well that explains this https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/S64005738#p64009375
>>64298995
sauce on this?
>>64299043
Top kek I remember that
>>64299037
>>64298995
interesting, source?
>>64299062
It's from that Arctic Monkeys interview last year, they mention her dad by name (Peter or Paul or some shit) as one of guys who helped organize some benefit
>>64299119
Phillip. Philip Mayberry
>>64299084
one day, your corpse is going to be found in an abandoned glasgow building. with the classic glasgow smile.
>>64299084
Werent you and 7kt bros?
>>64299248
I really didn't speak to him that much out side of threads here. In a way, yeah.
>>64299366
I suspected for a long time you were both 7kt and brandon
>>64299366
Is it surreal knowing you were internet buddies with a guy worth hundreds of millions of dollars?
Fuck you tripcode faggots. Waifu is life. Hope you get banned from every venue imaginable.
>>64296883
I accept her as one of the Four Warriors of Light alongside AURORA, Taylor Swift and Carly Rae Jepsen.
The Four Warriors of Light are the best girls of waifupop or /wpop/ or whatever you want to call it maybe.
>>64299429
it is. i had no idea who he was (not a big sports fan outside of MMA) until I googled his name.
>>64299513
And yet grande usurped her spot on the /wpop/ picture. Dark days we are living in.
>>64299600
Ariana Grande is still good but I don't accept her as a Warrior of Light.
>page ? according to the lower-right corner of the thread
Aaugh! Did some blockhead just sage this thread?
>>64299534
Wonder how he's doing honestly, I know he was in a thread a while ago and that's about it.
it's so weird how half the people posting here straight up hate music
>>64299802
That's a pretty broad assumption to make.
>>64299416
Nah, I have no idea why you'd think that.
>>64299513
Is there an updated pic? I saw an older vision in that archived thread posted here.
>>64299225
imagine being alone, tired to a chair. you can't move. you can't see. you have no idea where you are. you hear footsteps, and the blindfold has been taken off from you. you look around to see no one. it's dim, and dark. you hear the rain beating down on the leaking roof. you try to move but see your hands and feet have been bound by leather belts. you hear a small laugh. you look towards the darkness, and see a barely visual outline of a girl in a mini dress. it's her.
>>64300357
I'd probably be crying and scared shitless.
>>64297817
If you make it to old age your grandkids are going to have 3D virtual reality anime girlfriends that don't exist, guarantee it senpai. You're going to walk in on them fucking a plastic vagina while they're ass naked except for an oversized Oculus Rift.
>>64297322
>you will never drink with lavren
i'm okay with continuing my life in light of this knowledge
>>64300989
>>64300989
I wonder how she is drunk, cute and nice, or really obnoxious and annoying(which is a lot of women drunk)
>>64297827
>>64297913
Maybe she is just paranoid and can't handle being famous. It happens to a lot of people, even the ones who don't have a 24/7 thread dedicated to them on 4chan.
>>64301088
and that she went after brandon and 7kt because they were the most prevalent ones. i don't think brandon or 7kt mean any actual harm to her but i understand why she's paranoid
>>64301028
Brits are fucking awesome to drink with in general, so I'm guessing she would be fun to drink with, but if she knew it was you she'd probably be in a bad mood lol.
>>64301028
I've always wanted to ask you this, why do you like Lavren?
>>64301218
i wonder if there's any actual hate towards brandon and 7kt. brandon's actually had the decency to apologize.
>>64301236
>>64301236
I like the music, think she's attractive and doesn't seem like a bad person. That's about it. >>64301261
>brandon's actually had the decency to apologize.
She never accepted it though.
>>64296883
>a ticket to see her
>chvrches is her
JUST
>>64301305
Thanks Brandon. I think you're funny sometimes but I don't want you to get in trouble.
>No one cared who I was until I put on the trip.
>>64301401
>I don't want you to get in trouble.
How would I get in trouble? I'm curious as to why you think that.
>>64301459
Slander, harassment, something like that, I don't know.
>>64301498
I've never actually have harassed her. The other things, possibly but I don't think they'd hold up in court. I've never meant any actual harm though.
>>64301538
someone hit the nail on the head with you once. saying that you wish you were successful as her and using her as a "figurehead" of the lack of a female in your life. it might be because she's what your looking for in a girl?
>>64301538
Yeah I know. It sucks that you'll probably never meet her. Have you even been to a CHVRCHES show? What time is it where you live?
>>64301573
This is what everyone does with people they're romantically attracted to though.
>>64301575
I've never been to a chvrches show. I'd feel bad if I ever was noticed by her or locked eyes.
12:25am here in newport news.
>>64301667
That sucks man. I wonder if you would actually get along well if she didn't know it was you.
>>64301726
I've wondered the same thing, but who really knows. Putting myself in that situation it would be cool, but I doubt I'd be a romantic interest since she has james, and if I remember correctly someone said in some podcast she said she was moving to NYC to live with him?
>>64301778
Do you wish she'd be romantically interested in you
>>64301538
can you for once be clear about what you actually did do and why people think you're worse than you are?
>>64301806
>Do you wish she'd be romantically interested in you
Kinda sorta, to be honest.
>>64301813
I just made stupid posts on here, posted some stupid pic to twitter (the stick fighting one), said I was sorry. There was also people using my pics and name to post stupid shit on her twitter. That's all I can think of right now.
>>64301892
> There was also people using my pics and name to post stupid shit on her twitter.
i remember this. you got ripped on for getting pisses about it
>>64301892
You must feel bad then about how she doesn't want you to go to the shows.
>>64302086
I do, if it's true. Like I said before I messaged their label, and their management about the matter. I didn't get one reply back. I've felt pretty 50/50 about it. Like it could be true, or it's not.
They're like a worse version of La Roux
Only talked about here because /mu/ has a honor for ratfaces
>>64302144
Why do you want her to be romantically interested in you?
>>64302200
I find her attractive and intelligent,it'd bee cool for her to feel the same way.
>>64302311
well it's not going to happen
look at you, look at your life
it's a joke and she'd want NOTHING to do with you
>>64302611
lavren pls go
i like lauren
>>64302718
I want to go on a date with her and pay for her coffee.
>>64298374
No, because even as womanlets they've got actual stage presence which Lauren lacks.
>>64302819
she's better but it's pretty cringy
>>64303224
don't make posts about this situation on facebook anymore
it makes you look crazy
