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no memes or anything, just post bad music.
extra points if the music video is also bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxkjfaV9k8Q
>>64294001
if you can get past 0:55 without losing your shit, I salute you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ6aGkV4BJY
>>64294022
I made it until the cleans came in. I can endure a lot of shit metalcore, but those cleans are fucking abysmal.
Literally anything posted on /mu/ in the next hour is guaranteed to be shit
>>64294022
Okay this is worse than the video i just posted jesus christ
>>64294022
These guys should be a wigger slam group. Also, ew
>>64294022
>white people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-48u_uWMHY
>>64294001
I have a friend who unironically listens to this kind of music all the time.
>>64294001
>squatcore
fb/BrainToCrush/videos/1105184756206278/
how type facebook dot come in front of /BrianToCrush
>>64294244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5L91b9AaMk
>more white people
>>64294001
"FUCK" written with duct tape: priceless
>>64294268
>no memes or anything
>>64294001
Also, the music is actually not bad. Unoriginal, but pretty good. The verse vocals are complete shit though
>>64294302
me too, i live in a flyover state so the metalcore scene shit is still popular here.
>>64294369
Literally a montage of shitty, derivative garbage from the 2000's.
>green day
>emo
https://youtu.be/CVQC3bx_AXs
Metalcore is literally the worst thing ever created
Holy fuck this shit is terrible. Most of death metal is so repetitive and boring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF1xHxxT5Lo
>>64294471
who is this poor man's marilyn manson?
>>64294420
where i live in the uk its more about death core and hardcore/post hardcore
>>64294471
>the comments
holy shit
some butt-emo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0EQlIzPowM
I think we can all agree that any genre that ends in "core" is complete shit.
>>64294594
>is this marilyn manson in gay?
>>64294640
I think we can all agree that any genre that has 'metal' on it is complete shit
>>64294658
Explain pic related then
>>64294640
>what is hardcore punk
>>64294658
>what is black metal/doom metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkP-rplNjs
Anyone remember this form of audio torture a few years ago?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViSZI6UJEUQ
in case some of you haven't heard this gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
probably the most unintentionally hilarious music video i've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMTOeivHrRM
>mfw when the kendo stick
>>64294640
obligatory grindcore counterexample
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8IWJfsuMGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypkv0HeUvTc
>>64294640
>slowcore
>post-hardcore
>>64294658
>gothic metal
>sludge metal
>doom metal
>>64294741
manson is dumb but fun
>>64294387
How? I thought the song and video would be universally hated after I saw the first few seconds
>>64294640
I don't agree to this, ANB are siiick
>>64294658
>I think we can all agree that any genre that has 'Indie' on it is complete shit
Fixed
>>64294471
why do they all look so retarded
i can see why people like this, its essentially pop music in a metal shell
>>64294606
Not really that bad, better than most scene shit at least.
>>64294713
nobody liked this band even ironically
>>64294713
top kek
>>64294741
Decent song. Marilyn Manson's image is pretty cringey, but most of his music really isn't half bad.
>>64294022
Oh my god that is so bad.
>>64294701
How does this shit even get made
danish buttrock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEN3mQ0ql30
enough white folk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcXsHTDwYVY
>>64294268
how did i guess that this video would have a two minute intro
>>64294022
>"It's so dramatic!"
The lyrics are horrible, but I've heard worse.
>>64294852
The harmonica kills it, otherwise it's ok except their mannerisms and lyrics
>>64294852
this is just some random buttrock. nothing offensive
>>64294606
If they wore non shit-tier clothes and improved their image their music would be passable
meghan trairNOr
>>64294852
I actually kinda like this. It sounds like what would happen if Metallica fused with Dave Matthews Band, but it works somehow.
>>64294731
Totally lackluster Nasum, Early Brutal Truth clones.
>>64294852
why the fuck is music like this even being made anymore, this sounds so fucking dated
i cant tell if its a parody, i mean its catchy but its such a fucking meme
I don't think i've ever not lost my shit at 2:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb1p8fm7Ag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYtGl1dX5qI&list=PLB1p9RFOmY1QUQa9KUfxeQSvsQoSjfq8b
>>64294963
That's like saying "Why is 1920s Jazz still being made?"
If there's an gig out there, it will be done.
>>64294688
I love this album immensly.
>>64294995
fucking kekking hard rn
>>64294471
please do not associate pop trash with true metalcore please and thank you
>>64294922
that's my issue. It's not bad enough to be funny so it's just bland diarrhea
>>64294022
Is this Linkin Park?
>>64294995
hollywood metal
>>64294990
I have not made it through that video once. I'd be lousy keeping secrets cause i'll give everything up real quick if i was actually forced to view these things.
>>64294022
I'm fucking losing it what on earth
it's like he's vomiting
>>64294995
speaking of Nightwish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCGQiGEYl4Y
this will never not destroy my sides
Aiight, cross-posting for now.
https://youtu.be/V3cIa-4ZXNY
https://youtu.be/V3cIa-4ZXNY
https://youtu.be/k90MIgOFzKg
Sweden, why do you have so many shameless aging weebs? Please explain yourselves.
>>64294420
saaaaame.
Actually, Chicago's scenes are ok and pretty varied, but anything south of the burbs (except maybe the Chambana area to some extent) are still still attached to their hardcore scene and apparently, it's growing.
>>64294525
kek
>>64295080
same, familia. I always bust out laughing whenever I see the video preview image.
>>64295124
HAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit i'm so glad i wasn't drinking beer or something. My monitor would be soaked.
How can we forget this one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII
>>64294022
>>64295124
the best ive ever seen
>>64295124
wow they suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiESgYr35gA
>>64294471
Oh fuck. Motionless in White. I have a cousin that just loves stupid Chris Motionless and that other band In This Moment. I want to strangle her sometimes.
>>64294471
I mean hes at least alright compared to the others ITT. I used to listen to some of their stuff too..
>>64294022
Flannel shirt guy is a turbochad, he doesn't need this bullshit
>>64295212
That would be an alright 80s style song if those laugh inducing vocals were erased in the mix.
>>64295124
superior Van Vanto solely for the "guitar" solo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs
>>64295171
Just seeing the name of the band makes me giggle.
>>64295124
Don't forget this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3j9PRAlb34
I die every time at 1:08
>>64294852
This should only be played at an european Harley Davidson convention or a trucker rest stop, so at least it has that going for it, I guess...
>>64295367
so this is what neckbeards listen to
>>64294990
Fuck I listened this song so much through all the cringe threads, I actually don't really mind it anymore.
I can even say I willingly listened it multiple times..
>>64294852
Given a choice, i'd rather listen to that than 99 percent of the indie tripe of these days.
>>64294369
>emo
>any of those songs
Its just alt rock and mall metal. I used to like a lot of that in high school.
>>64294001
JUST
https://youtu.be/yqQ7tU26Q6E
>>64295415
>>64295367
i reckon this band is the theme song to /g/
>>64295124
this is good af
Oh man you guys are going to love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS87zq9QuyU2
>>64294022
That black metal intro riff, tho.
>>64295578
Oh how wrong you are, I actually really hated it. Asshole.
What I hate more about the song, is how much of a fucking narcissist that douchebag is. Covers up his whole face with try-hard tattoo's to get attention, thinks he is good or creative musically or vocally, plasters his ugly face (who isn't even him anymore, btw) on some shitty video. Fuck narcissists.
>>64294022
This is not that bad... its actually hard to scream like that
>>64295578
Stuff like this gives me hope. If this got signed then maybe i don't have to work as hard to scam the music biz.
Where's the botdf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg
>>64295493
This is complete shit!
>>64294730
my face when when
>>64295714
m8 that's just autoproduction, some retards go really far to realise their dreams.
Also if you look at it close, you can see him breaking his snare's skin, and he re-uses that shot multiple times.
I dare you to make it 6 songs into this playlist without wanting to die
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLniSjb12p0_vg-YjNcwc-wqU26_UP95H5
>>64294022
>guttural rapping
Ew
Also I don't mind metal that goes from distorted to clean vocals but I hate the way it's done in most metalcore/nu-metal.
>>64294852
simulator game core
>>64295767
I'm getting some gear together and have been planning step by step on writing and publishing basically the lowest common denominator material. There are people out there who are sucker to enough like it.
>>64295367
They also cover Master of Puppets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSpuVsLnl1k
>>64294701
>>64294701
I see your stitches and raise you longneck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIVX4TsUSrQ
>>64294701
That is pure horror!
>>64295961
Totally reminds me of a dude i worked with in rural Virginia. He was EXACTLY like this.
>>64295124
why the fuck do they have mics lmao
>>64294022
oh my god... I just watched this entire thing. Definitely the worst in the thread. It's like anytime I thought it couldn't get any worse, it proved me wrong.
>>64295961
this is actually good though
>>64294001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1RKaRgVFKk
A song about hoverboards. Actually really catchy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8d42r3JlbU
>>64296141
You know it's bad when the best thing about the song is a rather generic guitar tone derived from Swedish DM.
>>64294455
>>64295486
NEWSFLASH: that's what 95% of people considered emo back in the day
fucking retards
>>64296141
I wanna drill the singer's pristine boipucci with reckless abandon, no homo.
>>64296141
I've never felt bad for a guitar before. It could have gone on to do great things, instead it got stuck with some loser playing music that no one could possibly enjoy. Sad.
>>64296282
>no one could possibly enjoy
I have devastating news for you in the form of a like/dislike bar.
>>64295773
>Sonic Buttrock
why
>>64296311
Well I don't consider anyone who pushed "like" to be a human being, so technically we're still at 0.
Who am I kidding... suicide is the only option now.
>>64296171
I love this so much
>>64296311
Not that guy.
but i would answer "Playing music that no serious player takes for real".
>>64294701
>I love cocaine
>its make me feel like super main
fuck me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iijmj5nB6I
>>64296382
I love you too.
It's my birthday so being melancholy is the best choice given the circumstance. It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to.
>>64296499
>cringe
that guy's fucking hot asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDgbYF48UPw
SAIL AWAY
>>64295773
I listened to Eurobeat for 2 hours yesterday
This is nothing to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uar92t7Fzw
>>64296224
Did you watch the whole video? None of those songs were even remotely "emo." I don't know what 95% you're talking about.
>>64296499
Now that's a face I haven't seen in a very, very long time.
>>64294001
That made me sonically cringe
>>64296499
It was alright until the chorus. Then it blew chunks hard.
>>64296589
are drumsticks supposed to get that messed up?
>>64296557
Didn't even make it to the end of the first verse.
>>64294001
Are you guys forgetting about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8
This is concretely the worst song in the history of humanity. Wait until 2:47 and you will achieve it.
>>64296557
Fucking crabcore, man. Their quads have to be ripped.
>>64296560
>>64294387
This is pretty self-aware, still bad though.
>>64295719
It's in the same hard drive as dahvie's child porn
>>64296643
If you buy really cheap ones, then yes that does tend to happen. Spend a lot of time ripping off those long strands of wood, changes the sound and usability of the stick too. Never had that happen on a pair of $17+ sticks. They just dent and chip away into small pieces, never flare out like that garbage.
>>64296141
I'm not a fan, but if you pay attention to AA's sound you could see that it's a few leagues beyond most of the stuff posted ITT
>>64294022
>i want to cut your tongue out
>i want to throw it away
and they still get more pussy in a year than i will get in my entire life
*doves cry*
>>64296785
Is it? Is it, though?
>>64296785
hahahahahahah
>Abbreviating their name into AA
>not a fan
Don't lie. You've heard them before.
I dare anyone to get past this song
https://youtu.be/k7DUB-zLvw8
>>64296499
the fall of troy is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiHMy6V5Qjc
No, fuck you /metal/. This is objectively terrible.
>>64294471
Definitely not the worst. If I was 16 again, I'd probably have one of their albums tbqh
>>64296589
I did reviews for a few magazines years ago.
The problems were when something was total crap shit but you were obliged to listen to the whole thing so you can do a proper write up.
Got to the point that a case of beer and a fifth of whiskey were required for listening sessions.
How this shit is on the radio, is beyond me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuLMDvoshrk
>>64296840
That is the worst song i have heard
>>64296906
Holy shit lol
>>64296840
You win.
>>64296643
only if you do a ton of rim shots
>>64296925
It's so copy/paste. They really don't try, like at all.
>>64294001
>EDM drop at the end x2
Fuck me that was unoriginal...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes
>>64296840
Actually enjoyed this for a minute
>>64296906
Easily the worst track he ever did in the early days, even if he never did care about production values.
>>64296970
Yep, just verse-chorus-verse-chorus garbage. I guess they're just really lucrative businessmen.
>>64296997
The Horrors! The Horrors!
>>64296839
of course I've heard them before, I was making a statement about the quality of their music. I don't like it though
I only know the abreviation because this girl I know is crazy about them
>>64296785
Get the fuck out of here with that shit!
https://youtu.be/Xe0fvUgvvQg
>>64294022
>Growl-rap
Lost my shit because that's fucking hilarous.
>>64294001
prepare to kek to die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C_Cxpplp2A
>>64296803
Just get the basics of playing something and join/form a band. I learned enough guitar for the sole purpose of getting a girlfriend back in high school and it worked like a charm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-kx5YHcLdY
>>64294022
holy shit man those vocals are hilarious
>>64297032
Them and most other popular modern rock/metalcore bands. They've got the minds of adolescent girls mapped out to a tee.
>>64297070
This would be a interesting on acid!
>>64297070
She's hot but she needs to die.
>>64297197
This.
They know exactly how to market themselves to teen girls.
>>64296906
The opening lyrics sum it up pretty nicely.
THIS IS
HUH
WOW
>>64297238
>She's hot
is this good or bad?
i can't really decide
https://youtu.be/LFoRH-VtFO4
>>64294471
Man these people take them selves WAY to seriously. The screams sound like me doing situps for fuck sake, this is just fucking funny.
>>64294001
Two words: MIDI, Salsa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7w89r3XoXU
>>64295578
>2011 japanese tsunami footage
>metal starts playing
>>64297136
It’s J-E-F-F-R-E-E STAR
I play you boys like a fuckin' guitar
Lick my ass and my surgery scars
I always smash midgets and fuckin' retards ;)
>>64297136
Utter crap making money.
>>64294022
At :30 my toes started to curl but I had to hit that :55 mark. I only got to :43.
>>64295124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_9D4hy2wJs
ariddlydiddly
>>64294852
This is legit the band I hate the most. Fuck Volbeat.
>>64294701
This shit exists??!!
>>64294369
>my chemical romance
>green day
>blink 182
>avril lavigne
>emo
>>64297465
beautiful isn't it
>>64294001
So they're ripping off Asking Alexandria, a band that already sucks? Wow lol.
>>64294727
>Let's get freaky now
>Let's get fucking freaky now
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
And wtf was that bridge poor fucking girls that were in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92XVwY54h5k
>>64294471
Marilyn Manson meets Black Veil Brides? lol
>>64297675
tfw they're local so everyone around here loves them but I hate their music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okCcL8daFAg
>>64294727
absolutely worst song i have ever heard and will ever hear ever
>>64294606
Emo Motley Cru
>>64297675
This spoken word poetry motherfucker needs to eat a bullet
>>64294741
His music videos were always interesting.
>>64294741
This is a good song, though.
>>64294022
FINALLY someone mixed Linkin Park with Emmure. jfc I like some chugga chugg music but this is no bueno
>>64297365
Speaking of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvwpRiXdFgs
>>64295146
Swede here not much to say except our music is shit.
>>64294713
oh fuck I forgot about this shit band
>>64294701
fuck off don't hurt stitches
i got one question for you, /mu/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88hfEqJaCtE
>>64298324
Yes, this qualifies as total shit.
>>64298324
HEY DUDES ARE YOU READY TO
>I WANNA WATCH YOU SUCK HIS DICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW0krAXXElQ
>>64298455
Topkek.
>>64295124
I actually unironically love the riggidy-diggy vocal guitar replacements.
Can anyone help me with this? I'm trying to remember a video/song, but it's been so long that my memory of it is fuzzy.
If I recall correctly, most (if not all) of the video was shot in a beige room, sort of a boring home setting. The band was playing some sort of rock-ish, no wave music, and doing so terribly. It seemed like they had an idea in mind, and they were intentionally stumbling in their attempts to execute it. (I think that was the point, in fact - they were trying to play unpleasantly.)
>>64294022
I fucking lost it at rapping guy's dance moves in the beginning. I was happy that I got to see more of them.
Also that breakdown is horrible.
this guy is almost 30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh6YPErC4OE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpCcOVjHty0
>who's the faggot now?
Still you.
>>64298572
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>64294606
The lead singer sounds like Chad "Ramen Noodle Hair" Kroeger.
>>64294658
>not realizing that good is subjective
>>64294701
Stitches is like if Riff Raff actually stopped giving a fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtW6HW8jO_U
Everything about this is just wrong. Fucking Japan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6GfIPOM4Bw
>>64295367
this shit is fucking hilarious
>>64296696
>>64294990
That was unironically my favorite album when I was 15
>>64294022
>>64294990
>tfw 2:45 hits
>>64297675
this is generally in the top 5 worst twenty one pilots songs
>>64294731
But cool album cover pic
>>64295124
>riddilydiddilydidilydiddlyDUMDUM
>>64294471
hardly metalcore, has more in common with industrial rock with some emo thrown in
>>64295367
This is the song that you use to summon neckbeards.
>>64297675
>american version of "the streets" + wubs
oh I am laffin
>>64298572
ya and he probably gets all the 19 yo scene girls he wants so he's obviously doing something right
>>64294995
>look at yourself in the eyes of Aye Aye
What did she mean by this?
>>64295266
I bet she's fat
>>64294727
are you 12? cause this shit is literally 10 years old
>>64294713
I oddly like this band
Neveah was a good album
>>64299102
Look at the guy. He's the sweet guy that's friends with lots of girls who never even consider fucking him. There's no such thing as a legal scene girl. By that point they've moved on to shit like Tiger's Jaw or Pity Sex or something.
>>64296589
DAMNIT. I was going to post this. At least the Streetlight version of this is decent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG1uHzVcO0A
>>64295212
>>64295124
Oh god, they play live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrxfZv6KEL0
>2:10
>>64294826
I never thought he was because he atleast lived up to the dark image he put out instead of Andy Biersack or that faggot Chris Motionless
>>64296141
i don't get it if they can play and sing why make that music, why waste talent on scene music? why not try to break out with their own style?
>>64294699
Do you not understand what ends with means it's not hard punkcore
>>64296606
to people who don't know what emo is, that is emo
>>64299361
Why do they even have the cabs?
>>64298572
THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE FUCKING BO BURNHAM'S SHITTY EMO BROTHER FUCK I'M DYING
>>64298324
>tfw comfy friendship vibes
>>64294022
Jesus fuck
>that lazy tremolo picking
>stupid djent djent djent intro
>those awful rapped vocals
>the cringy high pitched underaged screams
>THOSE FUCKING CLEANS
I gave up at about 1:01 just when the chorus started because I nearly lost it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcsP3HLARAY
Here's some buttrock on steroids
>>64299353
tru tru. most scene ppl move onto midwest emo or pizza-core pop punk. that hasn't stopped ppl in scenecore bands from being fucking creeps though (i.e. botdf)
>>64299335
Die.
>>64294001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anEMXOyCCqc
>>64299466
That's where the money and easiest pussy is at.
>>64294701
how did you find this, op?
