Just bought this new album from second-hand store
How's my taste /mu/?
Pretty bad.
That cassette looks like a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
I sacrifice Hillel Slovak and Jack Irons for John Frusciante in attack position!
>>64258334
JUST
>sex magix
>eqiaotu
Help! /mu/, is my album legit??
Was I just rused??
>>64258334
seems legit
as good as if you stopped a random person on the street
>>64258376
I activate my trap card, Scaruffi Trap Hole! Any monster summoned to the field with a rating from Scaruffi less than 8/10 is automatically destroyed and sent to the graveyard!
1. You're an idiot for not lurking /mu/ before posting this AND asking "how's your taste". If you weren't a newfag you would have found out everyone here hates them because they're popular
2. I am a Chili Peppers fan and that's fucking great dude. Nice purchase
3. You probably have a really entry-level taste besides de RHCP for thinking they're the meaning of good taste.
>>64258436
>everyone here hates them because they're popular
>because they're popular
Wow RHCP fans are really deluded
>>64258436
LISTEN to this MAN. He is PATRICIAN as FUCK.
>>64258391
No. Someone probably bootlegged it to the best of their capabilities. Proofreading is suspect, though.
>>64258427
*next turn*
I play my spell, Scaruffi Has Shit Taste, this means I can bring back any monster from the graveyard and if I sacrifice a card from my hand (i.e. Not Thinking For Yourself) I can negate Scaruffi Trap Hole when it gets played!
>>64258436
You're confusing me, senpai.
You're saying my taste is so good it's actually bad.
Nice original casette LOL
I hope you didn't pay over $5 for it
>>64258436
>hates them because they're popular
Yup ... that's totally why we hate them.
>>64258499
>we
hehehehhhhhhhh
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>>64258483
Oh no.
I actually payed [spoiler]one euro.[/spoiler]
>>64258467
Curses!
For my next move, I'll summon Zach Hill in ATK position, and equip him with the spell card No Love Deep Web! This increases his penis size by 1000 ATK points! More than enough to run over John Frusciante!
But I'm not done yet! When Zach Hill is equipped with No Love Deep Web, I can also summon his friends from my deck! I summon MC Ride and Flatlander to the field, and I attack your life points directly!
>>64258541
>This increases his penis size by 1000 ATK points!
This shouldn't be as funny as it is
>>64258541
>>64258586
I knew you'd do that! Flatlander's effect triggers! His electronic bleeps and bloops cancel out the effects of all trap cards in the battle phase!
>>64258534
You coulda used that euro to... uh... I don't know buy some chewing gum?
>>64258608
Already was literally chewing gum at the moment though.
But maybe the cassette's good if I ever run into an actual cassette player.
>>64258631
Yeh why not
Vibe on you good chum
>>64258601
Curses!
(Come on.... heart of the cards....)
AHA! I play my spell card, Maturity! This destroys all musicians that can't be enjoyed past the age of 18! Say goodbye to Death Griiiiiiiips!
>>64258627
>yfw all this was done by one person
>>64258663
I'll activate my trap card, Patrician Alternative! If a band that can't be enjoyed by 18 year olds I control is destroyed, I can summon their patrician counterparts!
I summon The Ziggurat in DEF mode! Good luck getting through both discs!
>>64258728
*draws card*
Nice! I summon Die Antwoord in attack position. Die Antwoord's special effect is that it can't be destroyed by any side projects that it previously had.
>>64258780
I won't be needing to destroy that with The Ziggurat's high DEF!
I tribute The Ziggurat to summon Trent Reznor in ATK position! His industrial instruments and incredible angst allow me to banish 1 band to the shadow realm as soon as he's summoned! I'm banishing Die Antwoord!
And with his big muscles, he brings in a whopping 2500 ATK! I attack you directly!
>>64258817
>>64258838
I activate No, You Don't! Whenever a Trap Card is activated while Trent Reznor is on the field, Trent screams at it and negates it!
>>64258881
*next turn*
I remove John Frusciante and Hillel Slovak from my graveyard into banishment and special summon, Robert Johnson! Robert Johnson's 3200 attack is already beastly enough, but I use my equip card, Satan to bring his attack to a staggering 4000! He plays a blues riff to destroy your DJ fuckhead, Trent Reznor!
>>64258334
>buy tape for $1
>what a steal!
>get home, throw it on old music player
>it doesn't work
>>64258941
No! Blues monsters! Trent's weakness!
Heart of the cards, don't fail me now!
*draw*
While a blues monster is on the field and I have a Scaruffi card in my graveyard, I can special summon this card from my hand! The Trout Mask Replica Of Ra!
It's effect allows me to nuke the field of all other inferior artists and albums by paying 1000 life points!
I attack with all the fast and bulbousness in me!
>>64259018
>>64259064
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I... guess I wasn't... fast and bulbous enough...
Scaruffi... I have failed you...
*collapses to the ground as life points drop to 0*
Literally derail: the thread
>>64259064
Why didn't you post this earlier to end this autistic shit.
>>64259302
>opening with Exodia on the first turn
You'd have to be cheating or playing a solitaire deck like Royal Magical Library or some shit
Doesn't matter anyway. Upstart Goblin's limited now and Chicken Game is banned.
great thread lads say hello to r/4chan xDDD
It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
>>64258334
The production on that album is amazing, please don't listen to it in cassette format. Get at least a CD.
Shit band, few good songs others are utter shit.
>>64258391
Power of equality is supposed to be first. Anyways, just listen ti side A and you'll be fine
