Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West’s 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 16
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Bottomless Pit May 6th
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
everything is gay. Why is Jermey Gordon never listed in that lsit.
>>64220995
I'd say Ryan Dumbal is next to be added
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_n4MROE6Ok&feature=youtu.be
Why are these threads so dead lately?
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
>>64221458
conde nast acquisition
>>64220935
why is Ryan Schreiber still on the p4k masthead as "Editor-In-Chief"?
i thought he doesn't do shit anymore, and it's been like ten years since he wrote anything.
>>64221468
Seriously? I'm not noticing any real changes in the way they do things.
>>64221458
no meme albums until the new Def Gripes
Zoefags all gone in ritual suicide
our Moses, noko & sage, disappeared and took the dubs magic with him
>>64221543
>no meme albums until the new Def Gripes
true
>Zoefags all gone in ritual suicide
Last week half a thread was Zoe posting
>our Moses, noko & sage, disappeared and took the dubs magic with him
noko & sage might be missing but Deakin returned the dub magic
>>64221542
that's because you're a braindead slave
who should review bottomless pit?
>>64221697
Jayson Greene
Meanwhile, on bizarro p4k, we got a 4.5/5 review for drone
>>64221697
Chris Ott
>>64221697
Ryan Schreiber slapping a 10 on it
>>64221749
Tiny Mix Tapes? Moar like Tryhard Mix Tapes
>>64222265
>Tiny Mix Tapes? Moar like Tryhard Mix Tapes
cringe
Daily reminder that DEAKIN was FUCKING robbed.
>>64222281
too close to home, stupid faggot?
>>64222499
no need for that kind of language
T-minus 10 minutes until.... what exactly?
>>64221486
i don't think any EiC's write, senpai...
>>64222592
an apology for the Deakin score
>>64221543
sup
>>64222592
This thread dies
>>64222592
until we get boring 7's by the new nobodies or another 6.x Zoe pan if we're lucky
>>64222644
>noko dubs
THREAD SAVED
>>64222644
OH MYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I think my roommate might be a 4chan mod or something. Here is the evidence I have collected:
>spends ENTIRE day on computer unless he's in class
>is almost definitely on the autism spectrum
>eats three peanut butter and jelly sandwiches a day - nothing else aside from the occasional hot pocket
>virgin, no friends
>likes (moe) anime
>perches in his chair like an autistic owl
>stays up until 4AM laughing at shit on his computer even if he has classes at 8AM
>extremely conservative
>racist
>sexist
>homophobic
>will not make eye contact with me
rec some music for my roommate pls
>>64222644
glad to have you back my man
>>64222781
He'd probably like Nightcore or some shit, sounds like a loser though
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN (dedicated to the return of noko & sage)
Guided By Voices 5.9 BTFO by John S.W. MacDonald
Arthur Russell 7.0 by Winston Cook-Wilson
Cellars 7.0 by Kevin Lozano
Lawrence 7.9 by Philip Sherburne
>>64221543
>Zoefags all gone in ritual suicide
if i was guaranteed to reincarnate as Zoe's favorite underwear I'd eat a shotgun shell right now desu
>giving a 7.0 to Arthur Fucking Russell
aint that some shit
>>64222781
Aphex Twin Peaks of The Sound of Silence
>>64222781
>mod
just sounds like an average 4chan poster 2bh
>>64221458
Janitor banned/deleted all Zoeposters/zoeposting
i had no idea there was even a new GBV album coming out.
>>64222813
>Guided By Voices 5.9 BTFO
>new writer trying to get "cred" by bashing an iconic act
pathetic
what the fuck, are there only 4 reviews per day now?
>>64222804
hmm. he probably already listens to them. I should rec them anyway just in case.
>>64222929
gotta make space for phone posters
>>64222929
they had to cut down on writers and hire more people to stalk Twitter feeds
>>64222929
they now work on saturdays
>>64222937
Not a "them" per se, nightcore is a garbage genre geared towards anime obsessives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4OLssLV3QQ
>>64223012
>Zoe is an obsessive weabo
fucking D R O P P E D
>>64223109
More blurry Zoe pics for me
>>64223371
>band has three guitars
>>64223371
mmm, I bet Zoe was really sweaty when they were done playing
>>64223438
That's two guitars and a bass
>>64223607
Let me meme
