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ITT; Musicians you wish they were your parents
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Choose two, mine are Bjork and Richard D. James.
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tegan and sara
we like to keep it in the family
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Linda Perhacs and Michael Gira
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I think Frank Zappa would make a good, no-nonsense dad.
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joe strummer and lady gaga
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good music dicussion
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Charles Mingus and mommybork :3
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>>64212839
It is indeed, it's just like combining two musicians and imagine how it would be living musically under the two.
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>>64212808
scratch that. the bjorkfags convinced me to change my mind

joe strummer and björk, definitely
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Remember that the two must be over 45.
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Captain Beefheart and Meredith Monk
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>>64212961
why most people here are 12-18? 30 is more realistic
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>>64213068
Beefheart would probably beat you
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>>64213068
both were/ are awful unpleasent people
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Lil B and Rihanna
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>>64213167
>over 45
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>>64213181
rihanna is 28. thats older than my wife. and my wifes son browses here.
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>>64213181
>implying lil b can't time travel
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>>64213249
>under 28
>has a kid
>the kid browses /mu/
what a fucked up situation
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Kanye and Björk desu
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Jhonn Balance and Peter "Sleazy" Christopherson
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>>64213323
Correct answer, anon <3
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Why the flying fuck would you want an autistic shut in like Richard D. James as a dad....
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Dean Ween
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>>64213323
>homossexual
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>>64212778
>>64212850
>>64213068
Have fun getting beaten every miserable day
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>>64213403
> can't spell
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>>64213462
>can spell
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>>64213412
Bjork beats up only thai reporters desu, beside that she's sweet like the Sugarcubes.

Pic related is her daughter.
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Bjork was a single mother, single mothers are some of the people that are most responsible for society imploding today. Truly some of the worst people in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1xf78EltKM

That being said she is my waifu and I love her music.
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Kurt Cobain
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>>64213403
OP here, homosexual parents are allowed.
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>>64213552
Bjork and Kate Bush.
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>>64213550
>two parents
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>>64213659
hawt
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Bjork and a much older Mac DeMarco.
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Literally everyone wants Bjork as mother, good.
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they could teach me in the ways of crime and max patches
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I want to be bjork's little baby tampon boy
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>>64214236
i guess freud was right about males want for sex and mother being one in the same
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>>64212751
this
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>>64214445
i just want to cuddle with bjork mom or not ;_;
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Scott Walker and Bjork
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>>64214275
go on
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Kim Deal and David Bowie to be frank family members
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Mozart and Bjork
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sbjimp
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>>64212714
Jennifer Herrema and Neil Michael Hagerty
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>>64213412
are you talking about? mingus was such a cutie when he was by his daughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diMNtCFrZ_w
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>>64213659
/thread
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Joanna Newsom and Jim O'Rourke

Cosy as fuck, only problem is that I want to fuck Joanna so thinking about her as a mother figure is weird but still
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>>64216496
most people posting bjork probably want to fuck her too
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>>64216496
Bill Callahan* fuck
I changed to him last minute cause there were no images of jim and joanna but i forgot to change the text fuck
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Thurston & Kim
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Goldie & Kemistry
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>>64213523
Is she the hope for humanity?
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>>64216789
yeah
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>>64212714
She looks very fine and cute af in this, how I wish she was my mother, damn.
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Gwen Stefani and Sufjan Stevens
I think theyd do a good job together
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Rivers Cuomo and Bork
Wonder how that would work
Does Rivers' yellow fever also apply to snowchinks?
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>>64216535

I would still fuck Joanna and Bjork if they were my mom. I think i would actually want to fuck them morr
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>>64217320
You can't fuck with your mother bro.
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>>64212714
Charles Manson and Ke$ha.
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>>64217775
wtf
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>>64217667

I wish I could fuck my mom...
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gwen stefani and kanye west
i would have confidence and good looks. hopefully.
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>>64212714
Bjork and David Bowie.
It'd either be beautiful or hideos but it wouldn't matter.
Gira would be the creepy uncle who still taught you a lot, but never molested you.
Frank zappa would be the old grandpa who's drunk all the time and not politically correct.
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>>64217844
>Frank zappa
>drunk
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>>64217862
Make it beefheart then. That'd be funnier.
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>>64217812
lol ikr
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>>64217844
>Frank zappa would be the old grandpa who's drunk all the time and not politically correct.
he was a straight edge sjw so...
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>>64216639
:(
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>>64216535
I mean, i'd fuck both bjork and david bowie, but I respect them enough that I could easily ignore that enough to see them as parents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsSlOGzPM90
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>>64217897
>he was a straight edge sjw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwb1s1DYnDU
He was anti-hippy, and chances are he'd be anti-sjw now.
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Teresa Nervosa and Wayne Coyne

in this reality they accidentally give me acid at 6 and my life is incredible ever since
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bjork and pj harvey lesbo couple
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>>64218503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oQX4858Udw
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>>64212714
sometimes I wonder what she sounds like in bed
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>>64212751
thats not funny... dont talk about them like that
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Noel Gallagher and Kate Bush
That would be a genuinely great upbringing.
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my pure virgin mommies
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>>64218644
listen to vespertine to understand it
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>>64218737
>>64218761
DYKE
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>>64218851
>>64218819
they are looking at eachother
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this probably would have been an awesome childhood
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Stefan Burnett and Eydie Gorme
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>>64218819
Sometimes this image flashes when i blink
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Flea and Courtney Love
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are we going to shift into maximum bjork?
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my favourite Björk song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3biZkA-TNvs
what's yours?
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Jeffrey Lee Pierce would have been the coolest uncle ever
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best dad
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Angel Olsen as stepmommy
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>>64219047
isnt that the dude who locked his kid in a basement for 20 years
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>>64219152
yes
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>>64219210
nice

>>64219141
thicccccc

>>64218968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwSvmdZ1t_A
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>>64218968
my favorite is probably isobel.
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strangely enough
she isn't particularly popular in Iceland
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i wish he was my daddy
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>>64219438
he's the best male wafu...well besides 80s-90s jhonn
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why fuck does everyone want john lennon?
>https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/you-dont-have-to-imagine-john-lennon-beat-women-and-childrenits-just-a-fact
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>>64218882
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post more bork
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>musicians as parents

So, you want them never to be around?

I can see some reasoning in that.
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>>64220534
kek
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>>64220534
>using logic
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>>64218761
D A D D Y
A F
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>>64220573
Is this basically an incest thread?
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>>64221079
essentially
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I was going to say Panda Bear and the girl from Beach House, but I want to fuck Panda so bad so maybe he shouldn't be my dad
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i would luv for bjork to be my mommy
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Exuma and Kate Bush
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>>64223835
BLACKED
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