Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West’s 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 16
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Bottomless Pit May 6th
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
-How do you feel about Pitchfork's new release schedule?
I hate the new release schedule. P4K is becoming more and more business savvy everyday and I hate it.
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
>>64197086
>a business being business savvy is bad
>tfw get to spend 6 days a week with my p4kbros now
you guys don't know how happy this makes me. i have no friends irl. I haven't had a conversation with a non family member in nearly 10 months. p4k is all I live for.
Incoming rare Zoe
Get hype
FUCK YOU P4K FOR ABANDONING REVIEWS
what is p4k's new release schedule?
How does this thread feel about Larkin
>>64197241
4 reviews a day instead of 5 but they now publish them on Saturdays too.
What score do you think P4K will give the new Fanboy and Chum Chum release?
>>64197162
Damn son. I feel you. I'm becoming more and more reclusive everyday. The first girl to ever reciprocate an interest in me grew distant and is now with another guy in my dorm in the grade above us.
I feel like I'm falling apart.
>>64197265
ah, didn't notice. thanks.
do any p4k writers go on mu?
>>64197265
no, some days will have 4 reviews some days will have 5. that's what they meant about being flexible
>>64197404
well zoe posts DALE on Twitter and hates reddit so yeah probably
>>64197265
Pretty sure we get one day of five reviews
They said that they were going to keep the same number of reviews per week
>>64197404
Zoe Camp has admitted to posting on /mu/ plenty of times in the past.
>>64197421
DALE?
>>64197441
where did she admit this
an extra day for all the reviews. yay. now i have time to catch up
Who likes their Zoe R A R E ?
>>64197699
why is Zoe hanging out with high schoolers?
>>64197957
it's her band
http://drugpizza.bandcamp.com/
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Met You 8.3 BNM
>>64198262
that doesn't answer my question senpai
>>64196970
car seat headrest played solo at my school (also his school) two weekends ago. It was pretty good not gonna lie
>>64197162
>>64197270
You guys will make it friends, just make sure to pray to Zoe
>>64198274
that photo was taken at wbar at barnard college, where she went to school. those are her bandmates, who are all 21-22.
I know this because I am zoe.
what will get reviewed tonight guys?
When is Julianna Barwick? Seems like a guaranteed BNM
>>64197162
get out there man, it ain't so bad
can't complain about the extra day of fun
>>64198438
Lol, Barnard. The "I couldn't get into Columbia but luckily I am a girl so I'll settle for Barnard" school.
J DILLA BTFO
J DILLA PANNED IN THE GRAVE
>>64198694
same day as Anohni and White Lung. Could be a three-BNM week
>>64199132
J Dilla's gonna rise from the dead and be like, "Dafuq you give me, p4k?"
So now they're only doing 4 reviews instead of 5?
>>64198694
>When is Julianna Barwick? Seems like a guaranteed BNM
Did that leak?
mf maracas music gets a bmn. who cares. and kris ex is a piece of shit.
>>64199161
See>>64197265 and >>64197406
J Dilla on suicide watch
In all seriousness though, I'm not surprised. Who's fucking idea was it to release an album where one of the greatest producers in hip hop history raps over other people's beats?
What do you think the chances of that Moroccan album being on the archive is?
all shit
>>64199183
...His. He made that album when he was alive.
>>64199183
Lol, are you serious?
Why only 4 reviews tonight yo?
>>64198438
zoe, when we gonna see ur cute soles?
i'm a girl btw
>>64199374
Statistically, no you are not.
>>64199467
one of the stupidest things I've seen posted today
>>64199183
Jay dee really thought he could rap. He really did. And he wanted to badly -- and it's a shame cause he wasn't bad but just not that great
>>64199467
why not?
because womemes don't have foot fetishes
or because we're here on fourchandotorgslashmew
