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give me 1 objective reason this song is bad
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besides
>muh autotune
>muh unoriginal
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>>64189612
it's unoriginal and uses autotune
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>>64189703
this
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>>64189612
The video appropriates and trivializes egyptian culture. Katy Perry cruelly flaunts her white privilege in a way which is specially problematic the light of recent disturbances in Egypt
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cringe rap feature and a fundamental misunderstanding of what a dark horse is, but otherwise its good
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>>64189771
yas queen
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>>64189771
>implying modern egyptians don't consider their history heretical anyway
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>>64189612
>minimal instrumentals with 4/4 kick
>drops
>the chorus comes up 2sharp
>lol-rap verse
>is about sex (marketing)
>unspired build ups
>overall mediocre
>pop cultural

it's trash.
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>>64189612
it's pretty good
prism is GOAT
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>>64189612
it's unoriginal and uses autotune
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Katy doesn't show enough booty in it.
Fucking sucks. California Gurls is way better in that regard.
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>>64189703
damn...
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>>64189900
Gb2 tumblr
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>>64189612

>Objective anything in musical tastes

When will this meme and the people who perpetuate it die a really, really horrific and painful death?
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>>64189902
Most songs use autotune
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>>64189936
master b8'ter
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how the fuck did they get that sphinx to sing along to the song
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>>64189936
Sick sweaping generalization! And you're a tripfriend! Man, how can I be cool like you?
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>>64189956
You don't understand how autotune works then
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>>64189882
>minimal instrumentals with 4/4 kick
>drops
>the chorus comes up 2sharp
>lol-rap verse
>is about sex (marketing)
>unspired build ups
>overall mediocre
>pop cultural
almost none of this is bad by default and the only actual criticisms were nowhere near objective
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>>64189908
>>64189771
I'm talking about the song not the video
read the fucking OP morons
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can´t really talk about the song, but didn´t they have to change something about the video cause some sandniggers got triggered? i can´t hate on that, fuck islam
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>>64189882
>is about sex
It's empowering. As a woman, it makes me feel real empowered.
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>>64189771
I'M CRYING
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>>64190090
of course it does
that's the point
it's just whispering narcissistic/egotistical things into your ears that get stuck in your head and you repeat them to yourself all the time
>i knew you were gonna come to me
>i'm capable of anything
>make me your aphrodite
>make me your one and only
>don't make me your enemy
so on and so forth

not to mention the video is all about men bringing her gifts and not being worthy and even the pharaoh she accepts the gift from turns out to be nothing but a horny dog
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>>64189612
too simple
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>>64189612
awful singing and the beat is terrible.
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It's not bad, it's just a simple radio top 40 pop song in 4/4 with no more than 5 chords.
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>>64190237
Probably because Katy Perry is an Mkultra slave which the powers that be use to empower women and divide society along cultural lines.
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>>64189612
it's boring as shit, the production is terrible, the singing is horrendous, the lyrics are dull and it's katy perry
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>>64191044
why is /pol/ always right?

>>64191048

>the production is terrible
this being the only legitimate claim leveraged, what objective measure can you provide to support the argument that the production is terrible?
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Autotune isn't a legitimate argument against anything, but being unoriginal is. All she did was take the hook from Hustle Bones, slow it down and reverse it.
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>>64191880
you mean thats what the producer did, genius.
and by that standard of unoriginality then just about every producer that ever existed is unoriginal
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Terrible arguments here. The reason it sucks is because of the stupid repetition of lyrics and the bit where the Sphinx fucking sings which sounds retarded. Also it doesn't have the best think about Katy Perry, enthusiasm/energy, so it feels boring and generic.
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>Katy Perry doesn't even help in writing her own lyrics
>Katy Perry is not involved in producing the shitty beat she sings to
>Pop Star
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>>64192096
the only part that is repeated is the chorus which (correct me if i'm wrong) is pretty typical
also
>it feels boring and generic
is about as subjective as you can get m80
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Vocals are bland and have this overproduced sound that I personal don't like; however, there are some decent vocal melodies; they are held down though by poor delivery. It doesn't sound like she's singing with her full ability (most likely due to autotune or just the mixing on the track)

The vocals being my least favorite part of this song makes it sting even more when they are so loud that they draw attention entirely away from the instrumental and force me to listen to it instead.

That being said the instrumental isn't amazing. It's just alright, it's clearly made with the intention to hold-up Katy's singing and do little more than that.

Lyrics: not worth even talking about. Boring,bland, simple, probably took six grown adults to write what someone in seventh grade could do.
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It sounds like Katy Perry wandered into the wrong club where everyone is glassy with codeine, but, dammit, she's gonna sing her song anyway. It doesn't make sense and yet we are subjected to it.
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>>64192261
people don't understand the lyrics in pop music
it's about refinement
it takes that many people to write it because very word is picked and pruned to convey the right meaning in the perfect way
it's all about appealing to ego see
>>64190237
the vocal melodies are quite nice ill agree with you there
the production is fantastic from the glint on the bass to the polished sound on the vocals to the reverb it's not impressive in its instrumentation or but it works incredibly well with the vocals and it's very clean
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>>64189612
Cons
>The chorus doesn't sound like it belongs to the track
>It's a rip off of E.T as Roar is a rip off of Firework
>Juicy J as a whole

Pros
>The chorus is decent
>That Jeffery Dahmer lyric is halarious
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>>64189612
SHE'S A BEAST

I CALL HER KARMA

SHE RIP YO HEART OUT

LIKE JEFFREY DAHMER

BE CAREFUL
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>>64192539
>juicy j as a whole

as op i do agree with this sentiment

but im talking more in criticisms of the song as it relates to katy perry

>The chorus doesn't sound like it belongs to the track
subjective and this is contradictory to the songs massive success

>It's a rip off of E.T as Roar is a rip off of Firework
>muh unoriginality
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>>64192571
i always thought that jeffrey dahmer line was so fucking cringeworthy
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>>64189612
trap
>>64190090
>muh wimmin empowerment
Fucking kill yourself
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>>64192588
>>muh unoriginality
Wew lad
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>>64191997
>Being credited as the main artist
>not producing your music
disgusting. Vocals are only like 10% of the work put into a song.
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>>64189612
I unironically fuck with this song.
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>>64192677
wow i guess every artist from the past 50 years isn't up to par with your standards

>>64192680
yeaaahhhh buddy
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>>64189612
Impossible, as all music is subjective.
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>>64189612
i want her to dominate me
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>>64192588
Well with criticisms to Perry, it's really Prism as an album that's the issue. Although thracks like Unconditionally, Double Rainbow, and especially By The Grace of God are very good, the album is just filled to the brim with boring pop slosh.

Her two albums before definitely showed alot more personality and fun. I hope she goes back to that on her next album.
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>>64192724
sssshhhhhh don't ruin my fun cunt
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post katy
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>>64192677
this
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>>64192771
Katy is bae
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>>64192772
its completely retarded tho senpai
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>>64192926
oh lawd
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>>64192424
That's the problem with it though. It leaves nothing to the imagination and all the work and thought put into it literally adds nothing to its value.

It could take six people five days of thinking to write the sentence:

She walked down to the well.

But regardless of how much time and thought went into that sentence means literally nothing to me unless the writers somehow show me how much work and thought they put into it, and they never do because their to busy making their lyrics simple and catchy.
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>>64193056
which is why it's so massively popular and the bands you think have "deep" lyrics..neutral milk hotel or whoever aren't popular

did you actully that before you posted it bc most of it made no sense so sry if i didn't address something
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>>64189882
Those are very shallow criticisms.
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>>64189612
I have to admit this is one of the few current pop songs on the radio that I somewhat enjoy. I have to turn it off when that God-awful rap verse starts

Also, Illuminati confirmed
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>>64189612
The song is bad because its video implies Hot Cheetos are spicy.
Maybe for white people...
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>>64192743
>Unconditionally
>very good
fuck off troll
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>>64193249
WE
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>>64193290
get triggered, so we post WE.
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she's no taylor swift
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>>64193332
They're both bad live performers and make pop music.
What's the difference other than Katy Perry being prettier and having a better body?
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>>64193313
go eat some fried chicken flavored watermelon, jamal.
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>>64189703
first post, best post
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>>64193405
prettier? no
having a better body? yes
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>>64192116
>lying to yourself
>lying on the internet

retard
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>>64193405
bad blood is better than anything katy perry has ever done desu
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>>64193441
Taylor Swift looks like gif related.
Katy Perry is definitely prettier.
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>>64193454
It's definitely not better than ET.
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>>64193142
Popularity doesn't determine anything. Just because a lot of people like something doesn't mean that it's inherently better than everything else. Anyways I was just giving my reason for not liking the song.

Dark horse is a product that people buy at a grocery store. It doesn't tell me anything about Katy Perry or the people who wrote it. It tells me more about the people who listen to it than the people who wrote it. In my mind It isn't artistic, and there is nothing inherently wrong with that.

I am not most people. Music is important to me, and what I'm generally interested in is things that are less sterilized to make it more appealing to a majority of people. Artists that are genuinely making music to express themselves. It's just my preference
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why is juicy j such a sellout
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>>64189703
this
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>>64193276
Don't worry anon, I will love you unconditionally
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>>64193700
What is she even doing
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>>64193562
it's like you can't go 10 minutes on this board without reading this rant
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>>64193803
I'm bored
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>>64189612
Did you write [Embed] next to a youtube link?
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>>64193131
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>>64189999
Underrated quads
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>>64194011
copy and paste from a failed post senpai
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The lyrics are very inconsistent and lazy from a songwriting standpoint, Im not saying theyre not deep enough or shit like that, even compared to california girls or ET the lyrics are very bad

Chorus is a crescendo that leads nowhere like iggy azaleas black widow
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>>64189612
I done even know this song, I just hate it because the OP image was the stock background for YouTube on my chromecast for like 3 years
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>>64189612
Fuck man It's been a while since I've heard this, gave me chills. I agree OP, it's a very nice sounding song.
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fireworks is patrician as fuck if you understand the meaning behind
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>>64195615
firework tits
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