Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West’s 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 16
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Josh “Deakin” Dibb is the Ringo of Animal Collective
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
-Why didn't someone post this sooner edition
>>64176077
YOU'RE FUCKING LATE
ONE MORE THREAD LIKE THIS AND YOU'RE FIRED
>>64176077
nigga we got 7 mins. fuck you. what an unnessary thread.
>>64176077
UHH, ALIVE REBECCA 3.8
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed.
only 4 reviews? wtf is going on
Sturgill Simpson > Deakin
4 reviews? What? Has that ever even happened before?
>6 posters
D E A K pan killed p4k!
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Sturgill Simpson 8.0 by Corban Goble
Lush 7.6 by T. Cole Rachel
Dave Harrington Group 6.7 by Andy Beta
Toyomu 6.0 by Zoe Camp
Apparently we're only getting four reviews tonight
>>64176309
seriously? damn I didnt feel that at all. I wished the whole sturgill album sounded like the last song.
that TLOP bootleg version tho
>>64176334
Oh I have no idea if I'd find it better or not, just relaying what p4k said.
>>64176352
ah gotcha
>>64176331
>Toyomu 6.0 by Zoe Camp
why does Zoe hate everything?
I'm beginning to worry her high standards only means I will very much disappoint her when I lose my virginity to her.
>>64176365
go to bed zoe
Had no idea Sturgill Simpson put out a new LP. Anyone heard it?
>>64176365
6.0 is 3 stars, which is good. not great, not excellent, good.
also it's a gimmick album what do you expect
Daily reminder that DEAKIN was FUCKING robbed.
Hey, boys. Zoe here. AMA. ;)
>>64176385
yeah it didnt really do anything for me but I'm not an aficionado. I liked the last song best and wished the whole thing was like that.
>>64176389
considering the average score is like 7.3 at p4k that should mean a 6 is bad album
I personally only listen to BNM albums
I had to delete the new DEAKIN yesterday, i wish they had never reviewed it cus i was liking it.
>>64176439
post feet
>>64176439
why are you impersonating a female music critic you don't know
>>64176439
not me btw
-ZC
>>64176464
>>64176461
Somehow i actually believe you.
>>64176439
I have a question
How you always lookin' SO fine girl?
guys, i'm starting to think that wasn't the real Zoe AT ALL
If we can't be honest and truth here on four chan dot org then humanity has no hope
>four reviews tonight
>embarrassing news story about Kanye updating Yeezus when it's really just the iTunes version that's been out for years
>embarrassing review of a reinterpretation of Gorecki's 3rd symphony that compares the sound to Godspeed without realizing Godspeed reinterpreted that very symphony for Moya
>numerous date errors and typos in reviews lately
What the fuck is going on? Is pitchfork just giving up? Why all the slop lately?
