A tractor bit me in the leg, music for this feel? I like swans, coil, and Andy Stott.
try swans, coil and Andy Stott
also nice digits
>>64163333
what the fuck is in this picture
why is your finger so small
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4wyq_SZBo8
>>64163333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xgm74cCeWs
>>64163333
what did you do to it? what did you not do?
Tractors are beautiful and friends of the human race and don't usually attack unprovoked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E
>>64163398
This
If a tractor attacked you it is because you deserve it. When you touch a tractor in the exhaust pipe and he growls it's because he doesnt like it and you should stop
>>64163398
My grandpa forgot to engage the brake fully and it rolled down a slight incline and I was pinned between its bucket and the side of a barn. Please release glowing man and bottomless pit for me so I can listen while I still have painkillers.
>>64163398
I don't think tractors have any real feelings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjvffx-h2KM
But seriously, I think you might like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpht4k_VBhE
You had to go to the hospital for that? What a pussy.
>>64163734
Sounds like there would have been a risk of damaged cartilage, or broken bones, possibly infection
>>64163497
this is fucked up
mods please ban
>hick farmer likes meme music
Wew
>>64163734
Yeah it actually wasn't very painful, I was more concerned about the massive pool of blood that caused my flesh to balloon up, under the surface (a hematoa), which could easily get infected. So I had to go to get prescribed antibiotics and anti swelling medication. But really you should go the hospital anytime you get pinned by 6000 pound machinery, whether you think it looks like a bad injury or not.
That's nothing, OP. A tractor anally raped me.
>>64163333
>A tractor bit me
now during the full moon you'll become weretractor
>>64163497
I'm a tractor's rights activist and this post triggers me
>>64163497
MODS
>A tractor bit me
>>64163860
At least I'm not a fucking weeb.
>>64163872
Serves you right for wearing those tiny-ass daisy dukes. Slut
>>64163903
>>64163333
The Swans and DJ Andy Scott
I work at a hospital and a guy came in for something simple like OP. He was there for one night and went home the next day. He was fine. That night I caught him with all the lights off listening to the antler's "hospice" and sniffling to himself.
I had to pretend I needed to grab something for him so I could run out and laugh.
OP just listen to your favorite tunes and have a friend go buy you a Slurpee. Also tell them your lips are chapped so they'll get you some free hospital brand chapstick, that shits dope.
>A tractor bit me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY
>>64163333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ6yS71j-cw
>>64163497
Fuck you
>>64163496
And there we have it. The tractor was mad because it's attachment wa not lowered when left unattended.
Unfortunately OSHA ( the government agency which is responsible for maintaining good relations between equipment and humans) only has limited jurisdiction in agriculture settings. But I have personally witnessed people getting $1000 dollar fines for mistreating equipment in this manner in industrial settings
It's a shame the tractor took it out on you instead of gramps, but you need to understand its anger
Now go listen to Corb Lund - Hard On Equipment and guilt trip the fuck out of grandpa until he has to mortgage the farm to afford your next birthday present
>>64163333
>>64163497
Pretty sure tractors don't have a mouth to bite.
>>64164763
Pretty certain you're not country. If you were you would know farm equipment and implements are some of the most vicious looking things on gods green earth.
It is of utmost importance we keep them happy because the thought of the damage they can do to our tender flesh should they rise up in anger is terrifying.
Personally I plan on fleeing to Alaska and praying their diesel gels in the cold on that day
>all those triggered tractorloving cucks itt
