Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West’s 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 16
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Ryan told me that they'd review Deak this week, I swear
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, Tim Heidecker and Deakin.
>>64145812
What's everyone listening to?
pic related
>>64145812
Have they done Weezer yet?
>>64146036
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21593-weezer-white-album/
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21593-weezer-white-album/
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21593-weezer-white-album/
>>64146036
Http//pitchfork.com/reviews/weezer/whitealbum
>>64146036
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21593-weezer-white-album/
guys give me a piece of architecture to present on
I prefer ancient but whatever is fine
Will they review Deakin? It's been weeks now
>>64146871
>it's been 9 days now
they didn't get advance copies so they didn't have time to prepare an early review
>>64146788
Call me a pleb but I like Kazuyo Sejima
>>64147138
forgot to reactivate my attention whoring, sorrry guys
DEAK 9.1
>>64147207
dubs actually say 9.3
Predict the score for the new James Ferraro
>>64147288
That isn't Deakin
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21593-weezer-white-album/
the Deakin score is an 8.6
source: I wrote the review.
>>64146788
the Hagia Sophia or Alhambra
>>64147787
zoe, post feet bb
Sturgill Simpson 7.7 calling it now
Is Bowie the highest score given out so far this year?
>>64147388
>image.jpg
>>64147893
Life of Pablo's 30 (read: 9.0)
>>64147893
Not even close:
http://www.albumoftheyear.org/ratings/1-pitchfork-highest-rated/2016/1
>>64147964
Pretty fucked up that those garbage albums by Kevin Gates and Frankie Cosmos got the same score as Blackstar. You may not like Blackstar, but I'd say it's pretty objective that it's a hell of a lot better than those shitheaps
Damn wow I completely forgot bout the 9 they gave to the life of shitlo.
>>64148027
whats your problem with the new kevin gates?
>>64148027
Yeah I was just thinking about fucking Kevin Gates getting the same score as Bowie after reading that link.
>>64148072
he kicked my stepson's mom on the chest
http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/29/kevin-gates-kick-fan-chest-florida/
>>64148136
ok well thats your problem with him not the new album
>>64148072
Well for starters 2 Phones is literally one of the worst songs of the year. Dude's complete trash, he'll be gone and forgotten by the end of the decade, p4k just gave him BNM in yet another attempt to expand their audience beyond white male millennials
>>64148174
>Well for starters 2 Phones is literally one of the worst songs of the year.
any particular reason? seems solid to me. good flow good chorus etc. I certainly don't hear anything thats overtly bad unless maybe you think the lyrics are obnoxious which seems pretty standard for the genre to me.
>>64145873
Innerspeaker
Post yfw Car Seat Headrest gets 9.5 BNM
Deakin 7.8
>>64148637
>>64148807
Sometimes I think I can beat up ian but he looked /fit/ in that one candy video so I'm not sure
>>64149020
it's the candy that gives him strength
Deako 8.1 chickidy check it +===>>>>
>>64149020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsESSv3nJ7o
I think he could honestly lift me into the air like the Ultimate Warrior
>>64149405
Pls, it's over a 9.0
last two digits of my post is the Deaks score
Uh hey guys, not sure how this thing works but I'm Ryan Schreiber and I just wanted to let y'all know ahead of time that Deakin of Animal Collective is receiving a 7.8 in about 10 minutes so make sure you stay tuned!
>>64149468
post Zoe pics for proof
>>64145873
Colin Stetson - Sorrow
Sounds bretty great to be quite honest familia.
>>64149468
What does Zoe smell like?
>>64149423
I want ian to smash my boipucci
>>64145873
Boredoms - Seadrum / House of Sun
NO
REVIEWS
>>64149468
Fire Zoe Camp so these faggots stop shitting up these threads
>>64149740
the new site design takes 3-4 minutes to update now
>>64149740
WTF
IT'S HAPPENING
DEAK GOT FUCKING PANNED
FUCK YOU P4K, WE MUST PROTECT DEAK
7.6
HAHAHAHA DEAKIN BTFO
>>64149740
Yeah what the hell is this
FUCKING CALLED IT
FUCKERS
DEAKIN FUCKED BY CONDE NAST
fuck this fucking cuck website
holy shit
sevenito dotto sex
7.6
DAMN IT P4K
SUCK MY FUCKING COCK
PBvsGR > Sleep Cycle > Painting With
CONFIRMED
>>64149468
so close
post yfw pitchfork gave Frankie Cosmos a higher score than the Deak-sama
Deakin confirmed Ringo of AnCo
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Deakin 7.6 BTFO by Stuart Berman
Sam Beam & Jesca Hoop 7.5 by Allison Hussey
Bleached 6.9 by Cameron Cook
Mr. Lif 7.0 by Sheldon Pearce
Tunji Ige 6.8 by Jay Balfour
Has Pitchfork ever mentioned, or made reference, to 4chan?
WHelp time to hate Sleep Cycle now
Thank god """"indie """ is finally dead!
>Josh “Deakin” Dibb is the Ringo of Animal Collective
lol no
>>64148806
>>64149802
Didn't even have dubs damn
>Josh “Deakin” Dibb is the Ringo of Animal Collective
O
F
F
I
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I
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>The very first line
He never had a chance lads
>p4k only gives the rare BNM to white folk nowadays
>blatant preferential treatment to nonwhites
>constant bernie shilling every day
>breaking off connections from their indie days by not giving their indie babies BNMs
if dubs radiohead won't get BNM but ariana grande will
>>64149854
When the frog from diiv got into internet trouble
>>64149877
now you do ;)
>>64149854
see their article on odd future titled "the /b/ boys"
Fuck Pitchfork. Sleep Cycle is still my AOTYSF
>>64149539
American Spirits with an aroma of cloves and cinnamon.
I can't believe that piece of shit DIIV album got an 8 and deak is meandering in the 7 range. Fuck you Stuart. Fuck you!
>7.6
>Josh “Deakin” Dibb is the Ringo of Animal Collective
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>64149921
Better than fucking person pitch
>having appeared on just four of their 10 official albums
>campfire songs, HCTI, Feels, Strawberry Jam, CHz.
is p4k even trying anymore?
fuck
>But the closing, stargazing ballad “Good House” is less about Feels than the #feels
are you fucking kidding me
>>64149907
>checks p4k's last 4 BNM
>3 are white
sounds like you're just triggered by them liking black people to begin with familia
7.6 is a good score, though.
>>64149933
D E L I C I O U S
>>64149978
Deak deserved an 8.1 no BNM and you know it.
Fuck talk about the rating
>Panda Bear
>Natural Angelic Voice
Did you shitters even read this garbage?
>>64149978
Unfortunately Pitchfork's dileniation of BNM and non-BNM has kind of turned their scoring system into a binary thing, I mean yeas, it's not a bad score, but their system makes it seem worse
>tfw I started the "sleep cycle is amazing" meme
>tfw people actually believed it and are now getting upset at what is actually a generous score
>>64149955
Campfire Songs isn't officially credited to AnCo
>>64149970
What does that even mean?
>>64150040
none of this is true bttw
welp one more album I have to delete now
DEAKIN PANNED INTO OBLIVION
THE RECORD IS EXPOSED AS JUST A MEME
>>64149974
>3 out of the last 4
oh wow
check since the beginning of the year, cuckboy
>>64150013
No.
>>64150040
Dumb frogposter.
>>64150054
this
Deak should've kick started some talent instead of swindling people desu
>>64149978
that's the score they give to albums that they admit are good but they can't fully hype because they're not trendy enough
>>64149970
by Pitchfork standards, this was one of the better written reviews in recent memory otherwise
>>64150106
>>64150054
Yeah, the reissue is credited to anco but originally it was s/t
So it begins
As with Painting With
An album that was generally liked before the P4K/Fantano score
This album will now be called shit and memey
God Help Us All
>>64150054
then what is the 10th official animal collective album they mentioned?
>>64150088
8 out of 16 then, not sure whats got you so butt blasted
>>64150185
It'll be like Down There.
>>64150139
Kevin Morby, Parquet Courts, and Cosmos? Isn't that 3
>>64150178
yeah but spirit and danse are in the same boat, but you can't get "10 official animal collective albums" without including those
>>64150256
Oops, skipped Morby. My bad.
>>64150185
only over hyped anco fanboys liked PW. the general consensus was that it was garbage
>>64150301
I ws gonna say, Morby, Cosmos, and Courts are white as milk
>>64150314
but Golden Gal is a great track
and just like that, with the release of a 7.6, Sleep Cycle is no longer a good album; it is merely mediocre
calling it now, this is precisely what'll happen on /mu/
>>64150634
it always happens
this place parrots so fucking hard but we support it by giving it stock
RIP Josh "Deakin" Dibb
>>64147829
nope, an 8.7 tomorrow
Bat for Lashes will get 8.9 whenever that comes out. We're in for a bounty of BNMs, boys
>>64145873
Good choice, my friend.
Currently listening to some Elliott Smith bootlegs
>>64145812
Pitchfork threads are racist. Over 85% of the people reviewing the songs are white men.
