I'M GOING HUNTING
I'M THE HUNTER
was she hunting for more black cock?
how scandinavian of her!
>>64139755
I would hunt her if you know what i mean.
I want to shove my dick down her throat
>>64139895
Don't you ever talk about her like that ever again. Dubs confirm.
>>64140074
I'm pretty sure she has a video of her sucking dick, so I can feel that way. Sorry officer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqF8_UcUQdQ
>>64140191
Everything you see in this video is simulated, when people will throw down this myth? It's simulated my friends.
>>64139895
you will never
>walk into room
>see this
wat do???
>>64140191
DELETE THIS
>>64140677
it's literally not
>>64140943
>walk into byork's room
>see this
wat do ???
>>64141090
VICTORY!!!
*gunshot*
Aughhhhhahhhhhhhhh
What did he mean by this?
>>64141109
he's retarded and killed himself right after sending the bomb instead of waiting and then offing himself
>>64139795
fucking hell i'm pissing myself here
>>64140943
Tell her I love her music and ask politely for her to get her shoes off of the bed.
>>64141045
Do you really think a smart person like her would have given her personal tape to another guy to let him work on it, taking the any possible risk of let it leaking somewhere or into Internet later? There's a concrete percentual that this video is all simulated.
>>64140943
monkey see monkey do
>>64141282
i hope you're wrong just for the off chance we may see bjork sucking a dick online someday
>>64141316
I can assure you desu, you will never see her outside those graphically simulated visuals.
>>64141282
Björk is very comfortable with her sexuality, especially when it comes to her art. Believe whatever you want, dude.
Hey anons, you suck my clit.
>>64141417
please
>>64141417
I wanna suck her neck instead
>>64141387
I'm on her side if you don't get it. I've said that would be a reasonable choice, which would not thwart neither her comfortable sexuality neither her art. It's just personal reservedness.
>>64141627
nigga it's really her suckin a dick, get over it
>>64141645
Any concrete proof?
>>64141716
http://web.archive.org/web/20050509084401/http://unit.bjork.com/specials/gh/SUB-07/making/
>>64141759
Visual proof, I've already read things like that in the past desu.
>>64141930
All you're proving is that you want to see her suck a dick as much as I do. If you're not going to believe something that was on her own website, then it's like I said, believe whatever you want.
my one dying wish is for milf bjork to give me a handjob and lick up the cum afterward
>>64141966
I don't want to see her sucking a dick, I'm not interested at all, she's one of my favorite artists and I've never sexualized her.
I want only to believe she hasn't been so naively stupid to give her sextape to another guy in the internet era, taking the risk to be destroyed and be finished in her career forever. All the things you see in that video can be done with computer graphics without any problem, there's no need to take all this personally only to confer it an idealized aura of art, it's just silly.
>>64142391
Her career wouldn't really be finished, I don't think she would care much if that even happened. She's very open about her sexuality after all
< This woman, this woman my friends.
>>64142391
>I don't want to see her sucking a dick
bull
>I'm not interested at all
fucking
>I've never sexualized her.
shit
>I want only to believe she hasn't been so naively stupid to give her sextape to another guy in the internet era
this isn't just some guy, they were working on a project together and he wanted the footage specifically for that project
>taking the risk to be destroyed and be finished in her career forever
Björk is probably the least likely person on earth to have her career "destroyed forever" by a sex tape. I don't know if you know this, but dozens of female celebrities has nude pictures and videos leaked onto the internet a little while back and 100% of them are still working.
>there's no need to take all this personally only to confer it an idealized aura of art, it's just silly.
you are just precious
>>64139755
i find bjork attractive in a cuddling sort of way not in a "i'd eat her ass" sort of way
>>64142787
Same, I just want her to lay on my chest and softy brush her hair with my fingers is that too much to ask
>>64142835
thicc
>>64143150
looks like grimes
>>64143290
your post number is bork dabbing
>>64143364
slicc
>>64142745
Never sexualized her and still not doing it.
>this isn't just some guy, they were working on a project together and he wanted the footage specifically for that project
Nick Night wanted, yes, he. it's mainly a thing of his mind indeed.
> dozens of female celebrities has nude pictures and videos leaked onto the internet a little while back and 100% of them are still working.
You're talking about celebrities, gossip celebrities. Bjork is probably one of the most enigmatic persons ever existed, aside being one of most the singular artists. There's always been an aura around her made of indefinable things we cannot really explain. Trust me, It would be surely different knowing that on Youporn there's her video where she fucks, it would totally change the perception of her, it's obvious.
Also being open about sexuality doesn't mean I want to show off to everyone my sexuality.
>>64143566
>There's always been an aura around her made of indefinable things we cannot really explain
lol she's really not as special as you're making her out to be
>>64143566
>There's always been an aura around her made of indefinable things we cannot really explain.
it's weird that the most pretentious person on earth is also in the most denial
>>64140191
>tfw successfully masturbated to vague ripples that I think look a bit like they might be Björk giving a blowjob
>>64143891
the first blurred clip is definitely a blowjob, i think the second is her going up and down on a dick, the third is her holding the weeny
idk what the other ones are though
>>64144288
thighzzzzz
>>64144300
You really like those, don't you?
>>64144457
HIPS
I
P
S
>>64144457
her hips are wider than my shoulders
>>64144580
>>64144597
>>64144723
tig ol biddies
>>64141213
This.
>tfw you will never watch bjork getting ready to go out with you
>you will never catch bjork looking at you during class
>>64145906
>ywn partner with her for a class project
>ywn go over to her house to plan for what you'll do
>ywn have her take your virginity and take her virginity
>>64145906
>you will never get home just to see her sleeping on your couch like this
>>64141481
her neck's just the best
>>>64146016
>she will never anxiously look for you on a crowded place
>you will never realize that the new song she wanted you to listen is about you
>you will never have a three way between a young bowie and a young bjork
>>64146016
>ywn be on the same volleyball team as her
>ywn accidently peg her in the face with the ball
>ywn apologize and maybe even comfort her afterwards
>you will never try to quiet down a drunk bjork
>>64146117
Hello there
>you will never have fun roller skating with bjork trough empty roads
>>64146825
Hello there, I'm perfect now and then..
>bjork will never look for your eyes when doing some big interview to see if you're approving her
>she then perceives you're proud and proceeds to give away a little smile
>>64147074
>bjork will never force you to live in japan and go to manga shops with her and try to summon tsunamis with magic spells
WOAH
>bjork will never buy clothes that she intends to use just for you
I'm watching Beach House now.
Cya.
>>64147316
my fetish desu senpai
>tfw you will never be pegged by bjork
>>64139755
Welcome to Bangkok ;)
why did she have to age??
>>64151811
fuck she looks cute in that pic
>having a bad day
>lets see if /mu/ is having a bjork thread
thank you guys
>>64140191
was that a cumshot at the start?
>>64154156
you betcha
>>64153442
:')
bump
I sought i could arrrganize frreeedum, hooww scaandinavian of me
Her songs that say anything about sex give me a sense of dysphoria because i imagine her as pure and innocent
>>64144723
>dat nip
>>64156147
nice to see the thread is still alive
>>64156765
damn
>>64156860
that's right
>>64154156
>>64154304
Simulated, yes.
>>64143695
>>64143765
>Implying you actually know about who the fuck you're talking about.
This is the best portrait of her, 23 years old.
>>64142787
Bjork is love, Bjork is life, I'll just leave it at that.
amo
This face is literally the definition of innocence and angelical, It takes on me dysphoria when I think about all the sexual thing behind her.
>>64151811
this
who the fuck is responsible for this?
>>64157610
That loser asshole called Matthew Barney.
What if
She collab with Deakin
omfg
>>64157721
This.
She started ageing only after this faggot left her.
>>64156765
bjork + stockings = buckets
>>64157766
MEGAMILK
>>64157893
desu
>>64158008
probably her best sugarcubes era pic
>>64158008
Fucckkk why couldn't I have been born in Iceland during the 70's
>>64158177
>You will never get to spend some time alone with Björk wandering through Iceland
>>64158285
>you will never watch hydrothermal vents together with Björk
New album when please.
>>64146750
I wasn't ready for that feel
>>64158684
bewbies !!!
>>64145906
>ywn talk to bjork about music for hours on end
>>64139795
alright /pol/, ill give you that one. hardest ive laughed on 4chan in a good while.
>>64144723
bork has really dark nipples
>>64139795
>>64160639
Utterly stupid, congrats.
>>64145012
bork teeth square af
>>64151811
she aged waaaay better than most people
>>64156996
nah
>>64157040
great argument
>>64161073
i just wish she was still super cute ;_;
>>64158177
born in le wrong country
>>64161172
hnnggg
>>64154156
>>64154304
>>64161099
that ejaculation is obviously a special effect, nothing real indeed
just squirt some blank liquid on a camera and you gave the idea
>>64161213
>bork will never decide she's going to act like a puppy all day and crawl all over you while licking your face
>you'll never feel the heat of her loins as she presents only inches from your face
>you'll never hear bork do her weird throaty growl into a pillow while you rail her inside a wooden cottage in Iceland
>you'll never watch her perform from the side of the stage, hide while she runs to the wings to greet you after the show, sneak up behind her, grab her hair, yank her towards you, and lick all the sweat off her neck
>>64161393
you're still here?
bruh, denial isn't just a river in Egypt
why is it so important to you that a bunch of anonymous memers on an Icelandic borking forum believe a lie?
>>64161452
dont know if this is weird or erotic
>>64161793
it's both, like Björk
>>64161818
trve
>implying milf bork isn't attractive
>>64161946
not in that photo but i'm not attractive in any photo so I'd definitely still kiss her butt directly on the hole.
>>64162074
tru dat.
>>64139795
this post still makin me giggle, underrated
>>64161946
she looks great in this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utUvmbgZv9E
dem titters
I am literally wholeheartedly in love with this woman right now. I'm kind of longing for it to pass since it's so pointless and it distracts me. She is objectively the most beautiful human to have ever graced this planet.
>ywn be greeted by an embrace from björk as she whispers into your ear how much she has missed you
>>64140943
>bjork: Oh god I'm so embarrassed
>me: [staring intensifies]
>me: [pull out nearby chair]
>me: [take a seat]
>me: please, dont mind me
>>64163210
BIG
Grimes and Bjork are right now the two most waifufagged artists in this board. Grimesfags and borkfags threads are the cancerof /mu/.
>>64163422
It's a shame too cause Bjork is actually a great artist but every thread about her becomes an image dump
>>64163422
>>64163422
It's only because that guy dumped bjork pics in that mega folder and now nobody actually talks about anything other than how hot she is
>>64163447
>>64163489
I'm just making the thread visually interesting
>>64163447
Nah dont worry, im the guy you replied to. She is still good, i separate the fans from the artist. I also enjoy listening to st vincent and newsom although some of their fans are also waifufags.
T b h most of the st vincent threads were made by a guy thst didnt like her music but he wanted people to turn against her because of the flooding, he admitted it a few times, and it seems that it worked, he stopped and there is barely any anniefagging now. This might be just the same, a troll trying to shit up the board
>>64162962
I've heard that this is the better of the albums...
>>64163602
>most of the st vincent threads were made by a guy thst didnt like her music but he wanted people to turn against her because of the flooding
that guy is the same guy that started spamming grimes threads
now that grimes threads have started dying down and bork threads have started going crazy i'm beginning to suspect that he's switched again
idk tho i'm no expert
>>64163627
you'll get banned for shilling
>>64163662
it's probably not the same guy, bjorkfags have always been around
>>64163662
Yep probably, grimes thread were already shit tho i dont really know since i dont enter grimes threads. But yeah he might be the same guy
>>64163662
>>64163690
Never spammed grimes. Trust me. She is ugly and make shitty music.
>>64146016
Unibrow intensifies
>>64140943
>bjork: care to join me?
>me: y-yes
>>64160802
>utterly
>>64163422
>>64163447
>>64163489
Come on guys these threads are one of the few things that make me happy ;-;
What if Bjork stayed a punk?
>>64163422
Grimes is shit and there are at least 5 threads about her every day.
One Bjork thread per day leaves the doctor away.
>>64164008
>>64165002
I would very much enjoy that.
>>64164182
same
>>64145523
Those shitters never recorded together while Beck was at his peak, fuck damnit.
>>64165002
What if she stayed an alternative rocker?
>>64139795
This didn't get much more of a heh from me personally.
>>64139795
One will probably never understand the true meaning of her songs.
>>64140191
"dude i have a vagina, like, i'm a chick" the music video
i like the song except for the "i love him, she loves him" part. the video seems so attention whorish though
>>64165002
that would be awesome
any webm requests?
>>64166964
drop the milk one and the one where her boobs are flopping when she walks
idk the other ones you have
>>64167128
Care to share the other ones? or at least a pic of the folder?
>>64167464
alright alright. i didn't knew people cared
>>64140943
ask her if she ever pulls on it so hard she rips the skin
>>64167501
This is a Bjork thread, nobody cares about anything except Bjork and Bjork byproducts
>>64167553
I had a heart attack.
Fucking nice.
What do you use to make those webms?
>>64168164
Meant to reply
>>64168107
>>64168164
>>64168186
WebM for Retards
one of my favourite bjork pictures and favourite bjork songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwSvmdZ1t_A
>>64168672
here's mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZn-2lOe9Kk
>>64168913
great song pick
>>64169019
did she fuck a cat?
>>64140943
penetrate against her will
it's funny how years of isolated scandinavian genes in the end ended up creating an asian
>>64169059
Why would you penetrate her against her will while you could ask her to have sex with you in that appropriate moment?
>>64169463
ask first, rape if no
;(
>>64169933
me every night
>>64169909
Remember that she can welcome to bangkok you desu.
>>64170355
how bout i welcome her to my banging kok instead
>tfw you will never get to just have some tea with her and discuss what her songs mean to her emotionally
>holding her hand when she talks about a sad breakup song
>laughing when she talks about her more silly ones
>knowing you will never get to just be in her presence and share your thoughts
>she will never know you exist in her universe
Wew lad, I love these threads and I hate them for reminding me of this
>>64170524
>she will never know you exist in her universe
you could always be like pic related
>>64170590
can you make a webm of bjork breaking her head on the camera
please
>>64170898
fo hwat purpose
>>64170963
>>64170898
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xliue_knifin-around_fun
>tfw bjork will never be your gf
>tfw yorke will never be your bf
>>64171157
thanx
>>64166964
>>64167081
>>64167128
>>64167501
>>64167526
>>64167553
>>64167616
>>64167713
>>64168107
>>64168217
>>64168514
>>64169019
>>64169332
>>64169933
>>64170147
>>64170349
>>64170590
>>64171157
>>64171498
Ur an angel.
Thanks for keeping the thread alive in the best possible way.
>>64171498
why does she skid for so long.....
>>64172186
She's Ice-Land-ic
>>64172186
shes got a small friction coeeficient
>>64172075
you're welcome
:3
>w-what are you wayteen four? c-come fook me anon
>>64172484
muh dik
bork - borkland
Is she patrician. /mu/?
>>64172692
I LAFF HIM
I LAFF HIM
I LAFF HIIIIIIIMMMMM
>>64172484
>why dun't you come aen cauddle with me anon?
>>64139755
Name for this semen demon????
>>64173388
Björk Guðmundsdóttir
bjorks hot but i never see any fappable pics
who's holding out? nipple vid is hot tho
>>64171498
is this the last?
i mean, i understand that its the last one here
posted here
but is it the last one EVER?
>>64173730
i was just taking a break
>>64173864
naw m8, the movie
no more slacking.
>>64173683
you could bjerk it to these pics
>>64144723
>>64156765
>>64156986
>>64158008
>>64167128
>>64172484
or pic related
or her nudes
http://imgur.com/a/NRTAq (one's a fake but who cares it still works)
or this vid where she's a milf and wears stockings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXQ5qaUGDI
or this fanfiction
http://www.c-s-s-a.com/?p=3211
>>64174419
oh my god you have my exact bjork bjerk taste
youre like my bjork bjerk twin.
>>64175068
holee fuk
good night
>>64171157
>>64171498
>literally pouring out blood from her head
>still smiling
How drunk was she, /mu/?
>>64175694
this is why i dont have a fucking cat
great thread guys. love some of the gifs
one final bump before i head to bed
i like bjork in this webm she looks cute <3
i luv bork
>>64177667
i lerv bjerk
>>64177698
i lov byirk
