stream + schedule
https://www.youtube.com/user/coachella
separate stream links
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjOLOfyn95U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvHy7jNCfs0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhMmH0AFwLc
HIGHLIGHTS SO FAR:
>COACHELLA 2K16 KICKS OFF WITH A MOTHRA ATTACK
>Black Grandma shares history knowledge with ALL of her cousins, is this year's Charles Bradley/Fat White Soul Man
>deLong plays with his dildo collection, crowd goes :fire: over it, Kamasi Washington, David Byrne and Lindsey Stirling interfere to create a dangerous synthesis of memes
>whiteys sure hate them cops huh
>HEALTH cockblocked from pulling a Moby
>CRAZY WHITE NIGGAS got dem moves & grooves & suicidal tendencies on channel 3 (sponsored by COKE)
>Will Smith won't stop spilling water on channel 2, Seal has to come out on stage and tell him how crazy he is
>Michael Jackson reincarnates as qt french lady on channel 3
>St. Germain's african jazz band perform live jams of some of his tunes, confuse everyone who were expecting just him alone
>LITERAL CHILDREN taking over channel 3 after St. Germain's set
>The Kills killing channel 1's stream
memes
>>64085994
>>64086023
good post, i read it
>band has 2 DJs
memes
I honestly don't know why I'm still watching channel 3
>>64086030
BE MY BOYFRIEND ALREADY
memes
xth for Suvjin Stophins
>EZ and Nina not streamed
>Sasha and Digweed got their visas rejected and had to cancel
>no Goldie
>no Mala
>no Ben UFO
>no Kieran
>no Kode9
>no Zed Bias
>no Congo Natty
>no Artful Dodger
>no MJ Cole
>no Hatcha
>no DJ Spinn
>no El-B
And yet you have what this "louis" shite is and Calvin Harris as a headliner.
Americans really are clueless about dance music
Literally the only half decent dance acts bar Underworld and St. Germain this year are on the Yuma stage, which is the one that Coachella never seems to want to do streams for.
>I'm a virgin......at Coachella
wew, had me confused there
>>64086078
Don't you have a club to be at right now anon
>>64086078
just push play on your playlist and it'll be the same thing, nerd
>I'll never give a shoutout to 4chan during my coachella performance
WAKE ME UP
>>64086078
reminder that Americans invented house and techno
>>64086078
They could be showing Underworld live RIGHT NOW, but instead we're getting this pre-recorded EDM shite from early in the day.
>2 djs hit one knob
>sing along to songs by other people
>crowd cheers as if they're creating the music
yikes
Did Purity Ring get streamed?
oh neat switched over to the kills just in time for no wow
>>64086078
back to your containment thread
>>>/bleep/
>>64086049
Me neither. It's like a horrible burning car wreck that people are enjoying being in the middle of and that kind of makes it more interesting than any of the other channels at the moment. I really want to know the actual age of that fucking 15 year old looking child.
>>64086119
tomorrow night
the sound mix on the kills is awful
>we take a vocal track and put our own beats and sounds over it xDDDDDDDDDD
jesus fuck this EDM is triggering me hard
who are the kills and why are they not the new sleigh bells?
>>64086100
looool confirmed for being ignorant as shit about /bleep/
>>64086105
And then mainstream culture proceeded to shun it for 25 years for being too black and gay, only accepting it in the most derivative and commercialized form: EDM.
is it supposed to sound tinny and awful on channel 1?
kills seem like the kind of band you see in a 300 person club. outdoors+daytime, just seems so... incongruous. it doesn't translate.
>>64086173
ALPHABET
PONY
>trap influenced beats
>>64086173
they seemed way better a few years ago when they played coachella. I don't know if it's the mix being shit or them just not caring this time around.
>>64086161
>looool confirmed for being ignorant as shit about /bleep/
I am proud of this, seems like a lame scene full of turbonerds arguing about definitions.
Is that young Drake Bell DJing as Louis the Kid?
>>64086168
>>64086149
srsly. sounds like the audio tech just turned a knob. but not far enough. still bad.
wtf is this instrument shit on my channel 2
where are my boops and beeps and guitars
>>64086149
It just got slightly better for some fucking reason. It's still pretty shit though.
:v
Why am I the only one shitposting in the Channel 4 chat room?
>>64086078
literally never heard of any of those faggots
Calvin Harris is probably better than all of your shitty hipster crap combined
>mfw all these /bleep/fags getting triggered over some goodass EDM
stay beta
Who /EDMbro/ here?
kills /fa/ af
jamie in that louis vuitton jacket
>>64086181
What the fuck does Louis the King do?
They're just playing songs by other people
And cringe worthy lip synching to them on stage
Fuck
>>64086209
just noticed that, this is a fucking sweet song though
>>64086192
why would you be proud to be ignorant senpai?
>>64086181
this triggers me v much.
What in the FUCK is playing on Channel 3 right now? I'm about to drop this shit for the night
Will Surftoe Stevens play some cool stuff from Age of Adz or are we just going to get really sad with CaL?
>>64086161
yeah that's true but the point is we did it first and you're acting sanctimonious over music that is basically America's cultural waste so
So is the Last Shadow Puppets, a meme band?
Why the fuck is it so dark there?
>>64086230
True. The Kills are a great band. It's just a shame that the audio engineer has no idea what he's doing.
>>64086219
sup
>>64086240
>are we just going to get really sad with CaL?
I don't think those songs would work well in a festival setting.
>>64086228
The more angry you get the more money they make
>>64086231
Because it is my choice, I won't be swayed by a need to fit in
channel 2 sounds alright
>>64086250
lol, i think they're live... other channels are recordings atm
Sorry is that Alex Turner on Channel 2
what the fug is going on with the kills
that chello chick on 2 tho
Oh look it's Alex Turner
>>64086078
>these DJs are better because they're more obscure
FUCK OFF
all they do is press play anyway, there's no difference. it's all shit.
>>64086266
it's Surfjam, he makes everything work live
>I SPENT A LONG TIME CUMMING
>TSSSSSSSSSSS
what did they mean by this?
>>64086228
they're getting a lot of girls moving for one
you act like they should be embarrassed or something lol
>who is this alex turner knockoff on stream 2
>oh wait that is alex turner
no idea he was in this band senpai
>>64086240
>>64086266
The C&L songs are different live. When I saw him, he played Vesuvius and I Want To Be Well and it all fitted in great.
>>64086271
such an enlightened individual
>>64086313
>being able to get girls to sing along to music written by other people is impressive
lol
>>64086333
Does it upset you?
>>64086219
EDM >>>>> any other their nerd shit
/bleep/ is literally the most boring ass music in existence. I don't even understand how you could like it or dance to any of it at all.
I'll take Jack U over any of those no-name DJs any day. At least I'll have fun at a Jack U show.
alex turner looks like me
>>64086240
>are we just going to get really sad with CaL?
The thing is, I'm not sure as to how the more "intimate and sad" bands are doing tonight. I think the energy is so different than what coachella is used to. I mean fuck, Miami Horror, HEALTH, and Black Grandma were having a fun time. That Lapsey or whatever was fucking terrible, but I think its because the sadder songs aren't really what "party people" are gonna like to hear.
>>64086348
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>64086266
I saw him at Eau Claires last summer, and he did alot of C&L songs but they are so much more atmospheric than the songs on the albums
>>64086313
ummmm......the jukebox at the bar does this too?!
>>64086339
why would it?
>>64086221
>lv
i figured they were all slp
>>64086078
>muh hipster faggots who press play to some trash beats are better than those other hipster faggots who press play to some trash beats
You are literally being pretentious over nothing dude. It's not like there's any musicianship or talent involved.
reminder that c&l live is better than the album version
>>64086348
how do I train my hair to enter such a state of amazing
>>64086342
FUCK YEAH BRO
TELL DEM NERDS
Somebody needs to slap Alex Turner repeatedly with a raw salmon
The Kills are pretty cool.
>>64086384
>>64086384
>>64086384
>>64086384
This, except for John My Beloved Tbh
>not live
>sounds like shit
im disappoint
I'm enjoying channel 3 fuck you beta faggots
>>64086342
I bet your male bros love fucking you in the ass when they are rolling at a Jack U show
Ya bro!
>>64086398
cool, yea. hard to enjoy with this audio tho.
Did /bleep/ bitch about ultra too?
allison's leggings
>>64086382
what is the point of posting garbage like this. like are you proud of knowing nothing about the things you talk about.
>>64086336
it's only impressive if you ever manage to chief
>>64086284
It's his side project with Miles Kane, a solo indie guy from Liverpool. Check his shit out, don't bother with this collab.
>>64086342
>I'll take Jack U
louis and louis on channel three are whats wrong with music
>>64086423
Maybe could be better but it sounds more or less fine to me. It was garbage initially but they made it a bit better a little into the set.
>>64086423
Like seriously, wtf is going on with this mix?
>dumb normies high on MDMA taking selfies and gyrating to one of the worst """musical performances""" I have ever seen
THIS IS NOT A MEME. THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY EXIST.
>>64086384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5jWiZ18ez0
but i want to hear this, tripfriend
sufjan is going to be on the same stage as the kills were, hopefully they've sorted out the audio shit since they recorded the kills
which channel is Suf gonna be on?
is Alex Turner the one in the black or gold suit?
>>64086458
Is Soofie rich? How did he afford all these silly gooses+annie to do this with him?
35 minutes to suf
>>64086480
Gold with the quiff, the other guy is Miles Kane
>>64086480
Gold
>>64086480
Gold, I think.
>>64086480
Gold
>>64086499
>>64086503
>>64086504
oh, so the dude with the bald spot. thx bros
WHAT AN ENERGETIC CROWD
>>64086492
If by Annie you mean St. Vincent, she didn't release her solo album until she was about done being in Sufjan's band. And I do think he's got a decent amount of money.
>>64086492
Chicago sold like 500,000 copies, plus he runs his own label and has a few offices. I would say he probably is well off
Shadow Puppets are the ones that sing about all the sexy sex they're having with their sexy girlfriends right?
>shit-tastic audio
>british meme man
>louis the losers
SUFJAN SAVE COACHELLA
so are we watching Rocky or Sadboy Suffy
Fuck Coachella. WEEN is playing in NYC right now.
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwxWDjLloNKQ
I'm confused, why is it still day on channel 1 and night on channel 2?
>>64086078
Jesus. EDM hipsters are the worst kind of hipsters. Grow up and start listening to actual music already.
What is this shit
>>64086538
each channel is in different locations
Sufjan is literally awful normie Tumblr tier garbage and you should all be ashamed for being "hype" for
>>64086537
you cant compare to the quality of the coachella stream
>>64086564
>he's never listened to Sufjan's non-indie folk stuff
>>64086546
“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.
It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.
Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).
You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.
The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” - so you project those feelings.
Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.
>>64086564
this
>>64086564
nah he's pretty good
>>64086564
Seeing Alex doing this fuckin accent and suit shit is depressing.
Take me back to 2004 when he spat on me outside a Milburn gig in Sheff for dissing his chav polo shirt.
>>64086564
Hahaha nice one!
>>64086564
it's not our fault Sufjan didn't find you attractive
He will never be inside (you) with his penis, doesn't this break your heart?
>>64086538
they're recorded but channel 2 is inside a tent I believe
>>64086564
Sufjan is on one of the best songwriters alive today desu senpai
>people in this thread not knowing Goldie, Four Tet, DJ Spinn, or Kode9
How new are you?
>>64086564
>babbys first contrarian post
I fucking hate people. I really do.
>>64086538
the kills played two hours ago.
currently live at coachella:
m83, lido, last shadow puppets, underworld (finishing up), sasha (who cancelled, so dunno who replaced him in that slot). suffy goes on in 5.
>>64086564
>I hate things because they are popular
>>64086620
four tet had one good album.
>>64086591
>>64086600
>tall handsome as hell folks indie singer
not one of us
can't relate
and a bad songwriter
awful
>>64086620
mostly likely crossposters only here for the most casual of festivals
>>64086607
>>64086627
watch the edge
>>64086620
>tfw know goldie and four tet
half new?
buenos tardes amigo
>>64086620
GET OUT /BLEEP/HEAD
THIS IS AN EDMBRO™ THREAD
>>64086620
again I say literally who?
Make up your mind dude. First you try to impress us by naming some "underground" /bleep/ crap, then you try to chastise us for not being familiar with a bunch of fucking nobodies. Which is it?
>>64086620
>not knowing andy stott
WHEN IS A$AP?
>>64086584
This is the most detailed breakdown of the word "hipster" I've ever heard. Well done m8, too bad no one gives a fuck.
>>64086658
>starting with the worst song on the album
I'm digging the wrestling mask though
is that gene?
>>64086639
>>64086639
Is Sufjan tall? He looked like a fucking manlet when I saw him live.
>>64086620
all those artists are shit
grow up and listen to actual good music like Pink Floyd, pleb
>>64086620
i know four tet because thom yorke blogged about him one time
>>64086639
haha you're funny
btw 27 minutes to SOOF
the only good thing about this song is the strings arrangement prove me wrong
DEATH
GRIPS
ON #4
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw a girl told me that I have small hands today
FAREWELL MY BLACK BALLOON
SUFJAN STEVENS WHEN? DID I MISS IT?
Suf goes on at 9:10 (30 min from now) right?
Do I have enough time to go get something to eat?
>>64086677
this is the last song, and yes that's gener
>>64086650
That's decent. Kode9 is the guy who runs Hyperdub (aka the label Burial is on, since I know you know him). DJ Spinn is probably the biggest footwork/juke producer today, has done a track with Danny Brown, and was a frequent collaborator of the now-deceased DJ Rashad.
There you go...
>>64086687
IT ONLY MAKE THIS DICK BIGGER NIGGA
>>64086699
>Do I have enough time to go get something to eat?
figure it out for yourself? what the fuck how should we know how long you take to eat
what the fuck is this garbage?
jesus christ
are we suppose to think the tones from those guitars on channel one are cool? because it sounds like shit.
photo of underworld from today, that stream is gonna be fire!!!!!
>>64086699
NOOO, you're gonna miss him !
>>64086596
This was the sort of shirt he was wearing but it was made by Voi.
Also had Helders throw fists at a mate in Corp when he was drunk. Good times
FUCKING CROSSPOSTERS FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64086699
be quick about it and you'll be ok
he'll probably start a bit later than scheduled anyway
>>64086709
oh i missed the whole concert?
>>64086668
Sufjn LITERALLY looks like he'd fit right in with the crowd at Louis the Child
Annie's like 5'7" - 5'8" btw so he's 6'0+
>>64086699
Go out and treat yourself to a nice meal, and if you miss anything just rewind the channel a lil' bit, it's all okay
These britfags on channel 2 actually sound decent. Who the fuck are they?
>>64086712
Kode9 is better at running a label than being a producer tbqh
Some f his remixes are slammers tho
how come The Kills are singing a Goo Goo Dolls song? I thought they were a cool hipster band
>>64086682
>>64086681
>muh rock
Do you take pride in your own ignorance?
>>64086751
Last Shadow Puppets. They have the guy from Arctic Monkeys.
>>64086751
Last Shadow Puppets
>>64086672
10 mins or so
>>64086744
annie is cute! Cute!
CUTE!
C-U-T-E!
>>64086722
kek
>>64086766
do you?
>>64086744
No he doesn't!
soof in 23 btw
>>64086699
go eat. you can rewind streams like up to 2-3 hours.
>>64086751
Miles Kane and Alex Turner. They're overrated NME-core.
Alex Turner looks like a manlet.
so uh... where is my husband at?
>>64086751
Alex Turner and Miles Kane (Last Shadow Puppets)
>>64086764
>kills
>hipster
please
>you will never pose for him
how old is this grandpa looking guitarist on the kills?
>>64086510
loooool
>>64086698
nah m8, bout 20 minutes or so to go
kill me
>>64086769
Ahhh ok, I knew that dude looked familiar. Couldn't put my finger on it. Arctic Monkeys are better though.
dem titties bouncing on channel 3
Alex singing the opening line from Savoy Truffle in that fuckin accent. I'm being triggered.
Thanks to the person who posted the Ween link, they're killin it!
>>64086728
>as much lasers as a pryda set
fookin hoype moi8
channel 3 is filled with QT's in tanktops
>>64086537
I agree with this. Who the fuck would watch two dj's drink water over this.
they're definitely better than the Shitic Monkeys. Had no idea Alex turner was in another band.
>>64086820
im baffled this sam guy on channel 3 is so popular... shitty american edm rly took off and i didnt notice
>>64086794
How do you rewind the stream?
FUCKING NORMIESS ON CHANNEL 3 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who are Underworld btw
the arctic monkey dude's whole greaser thing is so cringey
>>64086733
I feel shit now
>>64086852
I just hope they don't dedicate their entire set to stuff exclusively from their recent album.
wewewew
>>64086870
the same way you do on normal youtube videos... duh?
>>64086874
fuck OFF
channel 3 is /r9k/'s worst nightmare
>alli spitting
I wish she would spit in my face!
Did the kills do futures start slow yet?
>>64086874
go listen to dubnobasswithmyheadman right now senpai
>>64086870
seriously?
>>64086874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFrCbQGyvM
does /mu/ use phones to take pictures at concerts ?
>>64086906
words can't explain how triggered I am
>>64086906
weirds me out how many really attractive chicks are at these EDM festival shows
>>64086897
Oh. I was watching on the Coachella website where that bottom bar is hidden.
>qts kissing
oh my
Missed tonight's Ween show? Don't worry, they're playing again tomorrow night.
>>64086939
They only go to fit in with all the other airheads
>>64086937
i use an ipad, easy to handle and less of a chance for it to be stolen
>>64086537
yo that song they just did was fucking rad
the guy on channel 3 is using the same setup as those two goober kids and is doing fine all by himself
Is LCD going to be streamed? I lost interest on Coachella after last year.
>>64086882
As one of the millions of people from Sheffield who knew Alex and co, watching TLSP is fucking depressing.
hahahah what the fuck is going on on channel 2
>>64086992
yes
>>64086728
so this shit isn't live? come on
>>64086992
yeah but not until 1145 pm pst
DO you guys remember last year when there were a bunch of normies watching Panda bear confusingly?
shit was great
>>64087020
lol yeah that was gr8
>listen to channel 1
>watch channel 3 on mute
dem titties
i shoulda known better
>>64087020
yea wasn't there some hilarious guy in the crowd
>switch to channel 3
>it's somebody else
>but the same garbage
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>64087005
the stream? of course not. its prerecorded sets from today why do you think its nighttime on some streams and day time on others?
>>64087029
I can't i have to wait till sufjan to jerk off
lel the cameraman just keeps cutting to the jiggling boobs
>>64087020
yeah, that was great, lol. a bunch of middle-aged dads had congregated there for some reason
>>64086874
underworld were one of the first EDM bands from back in the 90s
>>64087005
some are some aren't figure it out for yourself why that is
what's going on with the drums on channel 1???
BIG