Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West’s 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 15
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Radiohead BNM out in June
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, Tim Heidecker and Deakin.
-R U Still In 2 It?
If dubs Deak gets BNM
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>64062271
Sadly, I don't think Deak will bless this thread quite like he did yesterday.
>>64062497
imma bout to prove you wrong
dubs
Dubs for the real Deakin BNM
>>64062777
I mean trips
>>64062777
what does it mean???
>>64062777
Trips for truth
Nice
>>64062800
Don't you mean dubs?
>>64062800
No I meant dubs
Should be doing the new Black Mountain tonight right? I predict a 5-7 but maybe they will surprise me and like it.
>>64062777
>>64062800
NO FUCKING WAY
Dubs for deak! If this post gets dubs reply dubs for deak and we will get BNM
>>64062224
>-R U Still In 2 It?
what did he meme by this?
Trips and Zoe reviews the next Dead Sara album
I bet you autists don't even listen to the albums before you read about them you fucking plebs
>>64062908
dubs and dumb zoeposters LEAVE
>>64062888
You mean trips
>>64062888
Dubs for deak!
hello!
I stand corrected
We are Deaks chosen children
Yolo
>>64062920
well the review usually comes out before the album comes out
>>64062888
DUBS FOR DEAK SHIT
Trips and Ian Cohen reviews the next Dead Sara album
>>64062960
>well the review usually comes out before the album comes out
yip that's a fair review alright!!!
Trips and Mark Richardson reviews the next Dead Sara album.
Trips and animal collective on suicide watch
dubs and meghan garvey comes back to give every trap album BNMs
We gonna get a non pop BNM right guys?
>>64062933
hi friend
Trips and Ryan Dombal reviews the next Dead Sara album.
>>64063077
those dubs make me think we will
>>64063108
What about these dubs?
>>64063099
you tried so hard, and got so far
>>64063016
How can something already dead commit suicide? Deak murdered them.
>>64063124
dubs look a little more like this
Dubs and Ryan Schreiber buys p4k back from Condé Nast
>>64063165
damn
Thursday/Friday are the new BNM days
THE DEAK HYPE IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL
>>64063200
If dubs, than Deak will be given the keys to Pitchfork as recompense for taking so long to review it
Trips and Jayson Greene reviews the next Dead Sara album.
>>64063225
But Ryan Dombal is already doing it
>>64063200
>more Deak related dubs
someone get the mods to clear up this trash thread please!
>>64063257
The mods don't give a shit anymore. Yesterday was literally nothing but Zoeposting and weird fetish shit.
>>64063255
fugggg
deakin doubles
>>64063279
You act like there is something wrong with Zoeposting
quads and zoe leaves pitchfork to work for BET
check these deaks ^^^
>>64063325
our only hope for a 10.0 for Deak is Zoe
>>64063331
close but no cigar friend.
>>64063279
>he's not in love with Zoe Camp
>he's not into feet, the most entry level of fetishes
just leave please
>>64063326
That sounds more like Meaghan Garvey desu
MEANWHILE.... AT BIZARRO PITCHFORK....
Tim Hecker gets a bizarro BNM
>>64063374
reported for viral marketing ;^)
What's everyone listening to?
pic related
Deak BNM for the weekend
>>64063399
Ran into Jim Ward last night at a Beach House concert. Feeling hometown pride.
>>64063399
Timeless is awesome. He's best at his Burialike emotional future garage impression.
sleep cycle 7.8 screencap this im ryan schreiber
>>64063435
>names his track timeless
>album is 18 tracks with a 20 minute long track
lol this man tryna be goldie lmao
>>64063435
All the singles have been good, kinda hoped he would return to the more spatious, piano driven sound of his debut though
>>64063374
>anti-fetish
what did birkut mean by this?
https://utaejp.bandcamp.com/
for me most exciting release of last weeks. genre bending and layered version of dream pop from japan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdK-3P7fuY I even hear some Steve Reich in single track. also kinda reminescent of 90s british dream pop/post-rock
>>64063521
please viral your band somewhere else.
or at least post pics of that ladyboy's feminine dicc
>>64063399
i've been giving pic related a chance years now since its the closest thing to a third good Interpol record, but it's still pretty weak. "Pioneer to the Falls" and "Pace Is the Trick" are great, at least.
>>64063521
Alright? If we just spamming Japanese Dream Pop, who here Cokiyu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th0LBpscgdg
>>64063551
What's the second good Interpol record?
>>64063551
I couldn't even really get through Antics
>>64063581
>Cokiyu
def gonna check them. i'm sucker for that kind mixture of post-minimalism with warm pop
>>64063399
been really obsessed with this album lately
>>64063621
If you like that you'll love her first album
Satan trips and everybody tweets at Ian Cohen to review the next Dead Sara album.
>>64063664
you'll get em next time tiger
>>64063399
Listened to this for the first time today. Solid album, and then the live "Long Season" comes on and goddamn is it so fucking good. When that piano kicks in after "yume no naka..."
we all know Zoe is the cutest girl and p4k.
but who's the cutest boy, and why is it Ian?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yP5N29kdls
Cardinal inspired me to listen to Pinegrove's older stuff.
>>64063597
>>64063601
I-I liked Antics.
>Next Exit
>Narc
>Take You On a Cruise
>Public Pervert
>A Time to Be So Small
It's half-great
>>64063701
ian is ugly as fuck nigga.
Jessy Lanza'a album leaked? I've seen it rated on RYM, but no release on what.cd. Is it some kind of bad webrip/leak?
>>64063732
fuck off Ryan, you fat fuck!
Lucky 777 trips and everybody tweets at Ian Cohen daily until he reviews the next Dead Sara album.
>>64063775
nope
>>64063775
off by 2 again lel
>>64062439
>>64063775
holy crap i'm finally listening to this meme band for the first time and they're terrible
please stop it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cipOTUO0CmU trailer for new Refn's movie released today. I'm not only hyped for movie but also for based Martinez soundtrack.
if doubles deakin is 9.0
DEAKIN BTFO
6.0 HAHAHAH
6.0
6.0
6.0
maybe they're just saying fuck the deak
where the reviews at
FUCK OFF P4K
>>64063855
Neat
are you shitting me. why are they doing deak like this
post the scores!
i'm giving p4k accidental non zoe related clicks!
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Kevin Morby 8.3 BNM by Mark Richardson
Colin Stetson 7.8 by Jayson Greene
Royce 5'9" 6.4 by Sheldon Pearce
Cate Le Bon 8.1 by Laura Snapes
Tyler Friedman / Samuel Rohrer 6.0 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
>panning layers like this
this shit is great fuck you p4k
also fuck you at least give us deak
>>64063911
jesus that looks horrible, this 2003 internet?
>>64063911
>not using your real email
>>64063848
I saw that, looks good
LITERALLY WHO?
Is there a possibility that they won't review the deal?
>>64063143
Deakin will resurrect the banana man collective and will make Feels fucking SJ and this is what their baby sound like album. Untill then R.I.P Flubbernuts Collective (for now)
>>64063933
>>64063938
But then I'd have to reveal my identity bby, the whole thing would be blown
>>64063911
we should bomb p4k with mails that they should review Deak-in-my-throat.
>>64063999
>we should bomb p4k
trips confirm jihad
>>64063945
up and coming shill.
>no deak
