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Pic related got 9.1
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>>64058347
Another one: 8.5 somehow
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Best Coast getting an 8.6
Parquet Courts even getting a high score at all
DIIV getting an 8.1
Das Racist getting an 8.7
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>>64058409
>Best Coast getting an 8.6
>Parquet Courts even getting a high score at all
This

>DIIV getting an 8.1
What would you give it?
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MBDTF getting a 10.0
Yeezus getting a 9.5
TLOP getting a 9.0

Nothing Kanye has ever put out deserves more than a 7 at best
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>>64058461
Objectively wrong
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All of them
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>>64058477
nice dubs
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all of them for the last couple of years as they are no longer interested in actually reviewing music, even if they're scores were correct or not they still can't be taken seriously.
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This got 9.5. Wat
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>>64058477
>The objectively meme still being used
>by a Kanye fag

Doesn't surprise me in the slighest
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>>64058347
>>64058405
>>64058409
>>64058461
Agreed

Vampire Weekend getting more than a 9 and Passion Pit getting an 8 something is pretty egregious
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>>64058496
Can you explain your reasoning? What do you think they are interested in?
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>>64058446
Oshin probably 5.8
Is This Is Are 5.3
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>>64058521
nah not even a Kanye fan
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>>64058484
/Thread P4k is a meme
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>>64058347
The Epic getting an 8.6
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>>64058544
>is this is are
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>>64058525
>Vampire Weekend getting more than a 9
This
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>>64058509
Pitchfork should have a revisited section of reviews to review top rated albums 5 years from their release to see if it stands up
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Everybody always picks on MVOTC in these threads :(

I couldnt stand Vampire Weekend, but I always genuinely really liked MVOTC. i guess fuck you guys
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>>64058528
they are interested in social issues and music that pertain to those issues, commonly. either that or they are trying to deliberately craft a narrative about music. they were right in their kendrick and kanye reviews because those are both great artists but a lot of the time they are completely and unreasonably off the mark and are catering to a certain audience.

it's why the number of black musicians on their year-end lists have increased. not because it's wrong to recognize the talent of black musicians, but they're doing it not out of an actual love for the music but to seem open-minded IMO.

i'm probably talking shit but fuck it, if pitchfork actually gave a shit about black artists they would always have given their music a fair shake.
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they gave Octahedron and fucking Scab Dates higher scores than Frances, you can't make this shit up

>>64058347
this too, so much fucking filler

>>64058405
>>64058409
>>64058446
>>64058509
these

>>64058461
MBDTF is an 4/5 on my scale and I'm pretty strict, although gfiving it a 10 is definitely unnecessary
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>>64058347
That's right, it should be higher

>>64058405>>64058409
lol no way
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>>64058347
The videos that got music videos are the only good songs on that album.
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>>64058612
also they have made deliberate attempts to incorporate "poptimism" into their reviews and scores but it's almost always misguided and looking in the wrong place.
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>>64058579
Actually, this.

I used to read p4k back in around 2010 simply because I didn't know any better. Listened to all of their end-of-the-year picks, because they should be great… Right?…

Then time and time again I have downloaded albums which were complete disappointments. Now I just can't take their top 10 if the year seriously.

The worst part is that some Grimes song was named best song of the 2010-2014… Because it was about rape. Yep. Not even kidding. Unfortunately this list doesn;t load for me now for some reason
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>>64058622
Why does everyone always hate on Reflektor. 9.2 is deserved imo
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>>64058622
>yanqui u.x.o

FUCKING DISGUSTING

>>64058612
I'm a "sjw" in 4chan's eyes, and p4k is fucking shit lately. they seem to be way more focused on cultivating an image rather than giving music an objective rating. they're gong through their Rolling Stone phase.
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>>64058762
they've actually been worse than RS recently, pretty sad
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op what the fuck this album was terrific
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>>64058762
oh no I agree with you, I'm an "sjw" too but pitchfork are cynical assholes who don't give a shit about the struggles of minorities.
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>taking a single unqualified opinion for face value
RYM factors its ratings from thousands of opinions and 9/10 theyre still wrong.
Why do you care what other people think of your favorite music?
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http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/16022-achtung-baby-super-deluxe-edition/

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/13654-the-unforgettable-fire-deluxe-edition/

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/12260-under-a-blood-red-sky/

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/12022-boy-october-war/

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/10953-the-joshua-tree-deluxe-edition/

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9660-18-singles/
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>>64058784
holy FUCK

>>64058696
that bugged me. rape is a huge issue that should be taken seriously but the best song of 2010? there are songs out there that handle rape way better than fucking grimes

>>64058853
cuz I'm a insecure douche
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>>64058566
You now know the extent of how much I care about that band, unintentional typos.
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>>64058853
I've stopped taking them seriously after those. Back when I started reading them I didn't know any better.
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Almost forgot

9.1, then #7 album of 2000-2010
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>>64058853
if you are even mildly insecure about your taste in music never go to the RYM forums or read some certain users reviews (if you ever use RYM you know exactly who i'm talking about) as the sheer level of irony, snark and condescending hatred in their will make your head implode.
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>>64059061
>implying it doesnt deserve both of those rankings
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the legend
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>>64058347
pretty much all their pop and rap reviews. they're an indie rock website. stick to that.
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>>64059423
Classics

I think that might be the most pretentious review ever written, unless the album is 1 hour of Thurston Moore farting
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>>64058509
This is the only correct answer.
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>>64058762
shut up, faggot, no one asked you
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>>64058873
WTF did U2 like pay them a bunch of money or something?
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>>64059765
no if you actually listened to early U2 you'd realize they're awesome
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>>64059578
that album sucks dick get the fuck off mu
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>>64059805
>U2
>awesome
ok faggot
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got a fucking 7
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>>64059765
>>64058873
I actually think they're rating the reissues, not the albums themselves. I don't remember now, but they did rate low some reissues of the albums which they themselves said were GOAT. And otherwise, praised so-so albums reissued with tons of bonus content.
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>>64059814
> that album sucks dick
I think he meant that, no?
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>>64059805
see >>64059862
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>>64058509
thats music for girls that don't shave their armpits and smoke weed in the woods
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Disgusting.
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>>64059862
>I actually think they're rating the reissues, not the albums themselves
But p4k generally doesn't give a shit about the quality of reissues. They're reviews are about the albums themselves.

Hell they gave high scores to an Oasis reissue/"remaster" last year that was shoddily put together and marred by mastering problems.
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>>64060046
Hm, I might be wrong then.
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>>64059061
>implying it shouldn't be a 9.6
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>>64058664
>not liking New Map or Steve McQueen
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>>64059840
lol

listen to war and the unforgettable fire then come back to me
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>he takes any reviews to heart
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>>64059853
what the fuck. odd considering how much they're on there's nothing wrong with love and perfect's dick
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>>64058477
DRINK
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>>64059853
>>64061696
Don't listen to this idiot, it got a 9.3
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junk is better than that album by a lot.
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I love Parquet Courts' Light Up Gold.

fuk u all
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>>64060014
Should've been lower, that album is fucking trash
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>>64060014
I wonder how they differentiate between 2.1, 1.9 and so on
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