>see chvrches live
>expect lavren to say some feminist shit
>she jokes about her underwear
>she jokes about braveheart
>she jokes about fat vaginas
i don't get it. is her twitter run by a different person or something?
Yes.
>>64043352
She endorsed donald trump
She's a keyboard warrior
>>64043570
you know that's not her right
>>64043352
What did she say about her underwear?
I don't give a shit about her music but I wish I could nut in that cute body all day.
>>64043614
She just looks like an annoying little sister imo
>>64043651
>not wanting lavren as your bff who talks to you about touring and music
baka
>>64043651
she looks like an annoying sister who annoys my dick all day long desu
>>64043651
[spoilers]perfect
>>64043706
>This is the face i was making, tell me i was asking for it
protip: [spoiler]highlight and ctrl+s[/spoiler]
>>64043754
meant to quote this nerd >>64043728
>>64043754
>protip
doesn't work here man
>>64043352
She's a shit singer and an ugly cunt only overhyped by a vocal minority of waifufags on here
>>64044206
>vocal minority
anon, 90% isn't a minority since the only people who frequent here are teenagers (statistically true).
>>64043612
>>64043352
Tell us what she said.
>>64043610
all white people look same
she's a whore though
yo who got pics of her armpits
hook me up f a m
>>64044276
>mfw 20
>mfw not a teenager anymore
>mfw I'll never have those years back
be honest guys how many of you all have fapped to her photos.
>>64044565
>mfw growing up
>suddenly 19 almost 20
>wtf happened, where did my 18 year old year go
>>64043352
I saw her live a month ago and she just did like cutesy banter with her band mates. no feminist bullshit. It was pretty annoying how cute she thought she was. She didn't mention fat vaginas though.
>>64044581
I threw up if that counts
>>64043352
Have you considered that many people have different interests? Or that they know a time and place to discuss things? Try going to a CHVRCHES concert at a breastcancer fundraiser if you want her to be particularly feminist.
>>64043612
this. p-please elaborate OP
wew
>>64045210
I actually had a bit of a crisis the night before my 20th birthday. I thought, "a fifth of my life and I feel like I've accomplished nothing". So many missed opportunities, so mich wasted time. My friend reminded me the next day that it's more likely to be a quarter if my life, and it really hit hard. And I still haven't changed anything. I still waste time, I still let opportunities slip by, I don't live up to my potential.
I'm actually afraid, terrified if the future, because it just means there's more past.
Is this life?
>>64045483
>My friend reminded me the next day that it's more likely to be a quarter if my life, and it really hit hard.
BTFO
>>64045483
I think you're worrying too much.
Be as it may be, almost all of this first one fifth was reserved to building up what you are now. At least 3/4 of it you were under your parents' rule and not entirely independent to do whatever you wanted, so it's not like you missed opportunities, it's simply that you were not meant for them. All things come in due time.
If you're aware of your weaknesses, you should work towards denying them, nullifying them.
post her bum
>>64043612
This
Please share
>>64047181
This too
>>64043352
don't you mean she joked about her vnderwear?
>>64043352
Protip: Peoples public image is often very different to who they actually are
>>64043651
>implying that's a bad thing
I always believed in her.
>>64047181
>>64047209
>This too
>>64045871
That's true, but it doesn't really help all that much.
>>64047523
Mmm
wanna tongue this slut's butt
>>64047674
shes not a slut, shes a pure goddess
otherwise, agree
>>64043651
100% guarantee this guy is attracted to his sister
>>64047704
Yeah but slut rhymes with butt and rhyming is important to me
also you just know that she knows how sexy her little bum looks in tight jeans
>>64047674
I want to smell and lick her feet wearing those thights.
Why are Lauren's boobs so small?
>>64043352
>>64043352
>i don't get it. is her twitter run by a different person or something?
Obviously dude.... I have friends in LA who are all legit actors (somewhat famous, think ABC shows) and none of them run their own social media.
>>64043352
god she is so cute but you know that's the worst. when you see a cute girl you think wow she's cute and innocent but it's not true. all guys are thinking that thus all guys are fucking that. cute girls are the biggest scam of all time. mind you NOT hot girls, CUTE girls. you think you have a shot with them because they're cute and small and wouldn't fuck five dicks in a night, but they do and they will. fucking scam. worst feeling. fucking cute girls fuck all the time.
>>64047987
It would be unfair towards other women if she didnt have a flaw.
>>64048014
Jesus shut up. You sound like such a bitter neckbeard fag.
Also her music is fucking bad
She's probably just a normal person that plays up the whole feminism schtick in the public eye to get people to pay attention to their band.
Not that I blame her, it can be difficult to hold people's attention.
Why do cute or attractive girls always turn out to be such extroverts?
>>64048083
Everyone likes you just for the way you look, why should you not be an extrovert then?
post legs
>>64049040
About her underwear, she said her panties were too tight, that she was angry she packed them because she knew there were a pair of shrunk panties somewhere in her closet and then she started rambling about washing machines.
>>64049305
Like, really?
kek
>>64049305
hot tbqh
>tfw randomly think about Lauren sometimes when working out
>>64049247
show some skin
>>64049708
>>64049708
>>64049873
whoa, that is a good one
She mentioned Fugazi at one point during the gig I was at.
Had to wipe the sweat from my brow fairly quickly.
>>64049964
>sweat from my brow
Turk detected.
How is she not the biggest Kpop star?
>>64049964
dude, dropping references!
on point though, i'd rather listen to fucking Depeche Mode than Chvrches
>tfwywn
Why did God make us only to suffer ;__;
>>64050032
too cute for such a whore genre
>>64050005
>doesn't get it
>>64050092
she probably had fun with that doggie some moments ago
>People are more complex than /pol/ SJW memes
go figure.
this is what happens when you spend more lime on 4chan than interacting with humans.
>>64050005
Being retarded must be so hard to live with. My condolences.
>>64050049
>dude, dropping references!
That said, better Fugazi than one of the many, many fuckwizard chart sluts most Chvrches fans are familiar with.
>>64050278
Well, you ought to know.
>>64048014
Shut the fuck up you whiny faggot
>>64044388
>heil hitler
you almost got 1488
Can we get some more feet pictures. Preferably natural lighting and close-up?
>>64051089
>>64051643
YES. keep em coming please
>>64050920
but he wasn't even close like he had the dubs but dudes still a couple thousand off
Too bad she was an ugly autist bf
>>64051666
thats all i got anon :(
How could anyone get off to the idea of removing lauren's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. you"re all sick in the head
why is she so perfect
>>64054233
copious eye makeup and top beatz
>>64054197
I'm erect
SJWS know the shit they say on the internet doesn't work in real life
>>64054197
I came
>>64043651
>implying that doesnt make me harder
>lavren
STOP
>>64054197
post this more often pls
am i the only one that prefers a cunty lavren full of bantz than a nice lavren?
>>64054557
i like naughty lauren, but qt lauren is best lauren
>>64054577
those dubs confirm
>>64054623
post more rares
>>64054197
l-lewd...
>>64054557
I like cunty lavren because it makes me really hot thinking of how she'd punish me if she knew how hard I was jerking off to her
>>64054662
i like her expression here 2bh
>>64054197
that pic kinda implies her cherry was taken at that party
>>64043352
>Woman
>Shit tier band
>Opinion is relevant
>>64054703
this. i'm a big guy(4u) so thinking of someone so tiny and frail punishing me just makes it hotter
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Iain Cook is known to be THE most hung guy in electronic genre, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed lauren's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Iain barely able to force it past the knob, and lauren moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Iains throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
any rare bum pics?
>>64043352
she's a 6.5/10 with 10/10 makeup tbqh
>>64054733
wat
>>64055098
im so jealous of him for getting to stand next to lavren
>>64055169
nope
natural qt
I want her to shit on my chest
LINK HER THIS THREAD
>>64055473
PLEASE
>>64055473
she will ban you, and youll no longer be able to read her tweets
disgusting pigs
Lavren, if you see this, I respect you as a woman (I RESPECT ALL WOMEN) and as a female artist. I love your body of work. But most of all I love your feet. Please allow me to photograph them in the privacy of your own home using natural, ambient lighting and my macro lens. If you want I can pedicure as well but I realize that women are picky about their pedicures AND I RESPECT THAT. I also do massages.
this thread is so fucking funny
>>64043651
>>64055558
Hi Lavren
i pronounce it "lahv - ren"
is this okay
>>64054197
too real
>>64055169
>6.5
she's perfect with no makeup
faggot
>>64055707
this
>>64055566
fucking topkek
>>64055707
>no makeup
do you really believe this?
in that picture you posted she has
>eyeliner (upper)
>mascara
>a metric fuckton of concealer
>possibly penciling
>rouge on lips
>>64043352
thanks gonna fap to this later
>>64055765
she looks slightly retarded on that pic desu
but whatever your fetish is anon
>>64055755
>in that picture you posted she has
it's okay to a faggot
if most scotish chicks look like that i need to move my ass there
>>64055800
a faggot that knows his makeup tricks
>>64055169
Pretty much.
>>64055707
>no makeup
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
seriously anon when was the last time you saw a woman that you weren't jacking off to from 50m away
>>64055842
scot here
they dont
there are top percentiles in every country
>>64055473
Yes this
I want to know that she's mad at me when I cum to her
what have i done to deserve not being with her
why do you all care about her so much chvrches isn't even good really
>>64056062
oh its the waifu thing i forgot
>>64056062
shut the fuck up lavren and post tits
>>64056062
we want to do despicable things to her petite body we don't care about her music
>>64056091
oh it's the tranny attention whore i forgot
>>64056095
he's an ugly tranny you don't want that
>>64056062
generally, life exists to find the best environment to reproduce. as lavren has perfect genes, we naturally spend our lifes trying to mate with her. realizing that this is impossible, we shitpost out of desperation.
>>64056119
lavren will be mines someday, even as a clone
>>64054197
delete this
>>64056156
...
...
it wont
>>64056172
no. send this to lauren.
>>64056156
oh god imagine having your own personal Lauren
>>64056218
oh yes
>>64056218
What would be your very first order?
>>64056265
for me personally, i'd tell her to raise her arms after a concert so i can lick em clean
>>64056265
to give me some milk if you know what i mean
>>64056300
her armpits, i mean
>>64056325
i dont
>plebtier waifus are all housed in /wpop/ threads
>lavren still gets her own threads
feels good tbqh
>>64056383
This.
Lauren wil never be a subtopic in a trashfu thread.
>>64056265
feet
>>64056422
what with them
>>64056443
it doesn't matter but jammier the better
>>64056383
>>64056409
good we dont want her there
>>64056519
fuck off, grimesfag, enjoy your communist shared thread
>>64056500
jammier?
>>64056519
enjoy your heroinfus faggot
We Laurenfags hate all other waifus, except Hailey
>>64056694
Hailey belongs to lavren tho :^)
her boyfriend looks like the average r9k user btw
>>64056615
>>64057000
oh my, you footfags are a strange bunch
but if it were lauren, i would probably do it & make sure to get all the jam
>>64057000
too bad that's not lavren-chan
>>64043352
What is this fucking synth-pop bullshit? Genuinely though Chvrches were a black metal band based solely on the name. Am sorely disappointed
>>64057126
good it isnt, muh dik would not survive that
>>64057215
Good thing Lavren makes such qt music, appropriate for a woman of her appearance.
i wll totally have the sex with her heheheh
>>64057456
thats what everyone here is thinking
success rate: 0.0%
>>64057481
what if her bf was reading mu?
apropos, where is brandon?
>>64057242
>>64057242
It’s better to burn out fapping to lavren than to fade away
>>64057456
degenerate lol
>>64057000
Fuck yes, this is what I thought you meant. Source?
>>64057623
"I do not feel like spending the rest of my life writing confessions that Lauren will never read. It is not as though I wanted to write them."
- Samuel Beckett
>>64057665
nice
lets insert lauren into deep quotes
"Two things are infinite - human stupidity and my love for Lauren; and I'm not sure about human stupidity."
- Albert Einstein
dat belly
>>64057655
https://www.flickr.com/photos/7518432@N06/2488556550
there's some links to related content there but no other pics, sorry
>>64057723
The unexamined lavren is not worth living
>>64057822
Excellent. Youtube has some pretty hot videos...
>>64057723
"There is no aphrodisiac like Lauren."
- Jean Baudrillard
>>64057861
well post em friendo
>>64057723
Everything in the world is about sex, but sex is about lavren.
>>64057939
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening without Lauren?"
- Woody Allen
>>64057914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWeyWeoCfDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI3-a8iKbzQ
examples
>>64057994
dayum
>>64057994
reeeee
dont derail a lauren thread
>>64057994
someone link lavren to this so she can get an idea of what her fans want
tell her it's for charity
>>64058021
I knowww.
>>64058034
Just trying to help.
"I have the heart of Lavren, I keep it in a jar on my desk." - Stephen King
>>64058048
I support this.
>>64058048
someone get some soil from a muslim place, and make her step barefoot on it on video as a symbolic act
>>64057994
someone couldve eaten that
>>64058090
When you could do that instead? Fuckin' why?
itt: muh skinny pale dream girl
but i like her music, and i don't care how feminist she is, good for her
>>64058703
so you dislike the good things about her, but like the bad stuff?
holy kekerdoo
>>64055098
>/tv/ enters the thread
>>64056060
being a self entitled cunt
