http://pastebin.com/pwPUDzEX
we almost did it, but the ride never ends
>/mel/
What the fuck?
There has been a drastic decrease in discussing Sigh recently. Why is that? Anons wouldn't shut the fuck about them for the longest time. Then after Graveward it just stopped.
https://youtu.be/dWrpd9H1e6o
>those related videos
B R U T A L
alright lads i need some new powerviolence to listen to
been jamming acxdc, despise you, and a few others. been meaning to check out charles bronson, will do that tonight
>>64040907
So, we're intentionally trying to be memes now? Just going to drop all pretense of trying to discuss metal and head into full on shitposting monster?
I'm not against it, I just want to be clear on what's happening.
>>64041026
This thread is 90% shitposting, I don't know what you're on about.
>>64040907
>/mel/
Post memes that are actually true.
Like this is the best Death Metal album to have ever been made meme.
>>64041049
Sure, but we pretend it's not. When shitposting overtakes us we go "oh these shitposters blah blah blah"
If we're doing this let's do it. Let's be me/b/al
not the AOTYSF (because of Moonsorrow) but still pretty good
>>64041108
>>64041189
/b/ Metal threads are actually better than these.
>>64041203
>project of Chaos Moon and Mispyrming members
Dang, thanks.
>>64041234
They're better for metal. I'm talking about quality shitposting.
>>64041234
all they do is post album covers of entry level bands and say 'my nigga'
>>64041330
Making them better than here.
>>64041330
Better than
>GODDAMN DISSOSHIT
>ATMO NOT TRVE
>hue hue le sporkcore xD
>fucking weebshit killd metul
>let's shit on deafheaven for the ten thousandth time since we haven't done that in the past hour!
why are Nunslaughter songs so catchy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yD0iV7KveE
>>64041385
You forgot power faggotry and that guy with the fucking filename
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_oRQcfEK8Y
let's shit on deafheaven for the ten thousandth time since we haven't done that in the past hour!
>>64041569
They fail because they're too black metal to be really beautiful shoegaze, and too shoegazing to be good black metal. Alcest succeeded by going over to shoegaze.
I'd give RtJ and SUN BAT HER 6.5 or 7, and NB a 5.5
Did i miss out on not going to see Intronaut tonight, /mel/? Or are they average at best ?
>>64041705
They used to be good into they went buttsludge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKkV1cSWcK4
>>64041733
They were supposed to play with The Ocean who are way better imo
>>64041733
until*
what are some bands with really talented singers? especially ones that use different styles like akercocke and opeth
>>64041765
Anaal Nathrakh
>>64041765
Akhlys.
>>64041569
>i fell for the Deafheaven meme
Almost bought a preorder shirt bundle for New Bermuda, too.
Do people actually even care for Deafheaven anymore? i know they are playing Coachella and shit but fuck who doesn't nowadays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jcqdgeh0sg
What is your favorite kind of mel, /mel/? I love thrash mel.
>>64041765
rose kemp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_muKex7j-9M
>>64041996
i love grin and dom mel but grin isn't really mel
>>64041996
Black mel, fampai.
>>64041996
slude, blk and deh mel pls
>tfw /meal/ actually thought Imperial Triumphant is better than DsO
Really guys
>>64042137
>grin
>not mel
flse leve plese
>>64042249
Nobody said that who wasn't memeing you dumb fucking redneck. You fell for the meme. All dissoshit is terrible.
>>64041996
>I love thrash mel.
metoo
>>64042250
grin is mor harcor than mel tho
>>64042410
sht p faget
>>64041996
black mel atm, but i oscillate between that and death over the course of each year
Does anyone have links to the 5ive discography (the drone doom band)?
>>64042249
>DsO
I think DsO is overrated. I don't want to start a fight, but there you go.
>>64042445
whats black mel and death mel? I think you mean blag mel and det mel.
I don't want to ask /mu/ because they're cunts and you niggas are cool.
How do I into shoegaze? I already stay away from Deafheaven and Loveless is growing on me.
>>64042490
you're right i forgot - thanks fer remindin me m89
>>64042249
it wasn't /mel/, it was just that one guy who always throws a hissy fit when people like something he doesn't
>>64042137
>>64042520
>AKA /mel/
>>64042520
That's more of a copper than a bronze.
Memers FUCK OFF! I'm here to discuss METAL
>>64042696
this is the mel thread, you must be lost
>>64042714
I SAID FUCK OFF!!!
HURR I AM SO MAD AT MEMERS IT MAKES ME WANT TO SUCK DICK GRR HRR FUCK OFF MEMERS
i really like this album but i just can't stand the fucking interludes, they almost make not wanting to listen to the album
>>64042736
>>64042720
>>64042696
What kind of retard ass shitposting is this? WHat is even the point of this?
>>64042750
>I really like this album
why
But I agree, the interludes are terrible.
>>64042720
back the fuck off !?!?
>>64041996
pwer mel for me
>>64042840
NO!!
Best thread in years or of all time?
>>64042963
>/metal/
>good threads
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
MEME UPDATE
Dir En Grey is now officially sporkcore, and if at all possible should be likened to a gook Mr. Bungle, or Bungle-senpai if you will.
This meme stands beyond any criticism; If any anon should attempt to criticize this dank meme, he should be thoroughly patronized for his obviously weebfaggot behavior.
funny pic i found :)
>>64043017
>>64043045
It was bait when I called Dir en Grey sporkcore some threads ago. Now I'm more declaring it as objective truth. This new meme will be forced to death and beyond, until people join me.
It worked when I told djentfag to kill himself.
If you think about it /metal/ has been a base for shitposting for like a decade.
>>64043200
If nothing else, we can be proud of that.
>>64043272
Yeah, and we're better at it than Australians.
>>64040907
>/mel/
>yuropooran hours so this thread will take forever to reach max posts
>/metal/ will turn into shit just like the emo generals
inb4 the '/metal/ was always shit'/jaded meme
>>64042750
Really? Some of my highlights of that album are in the interludes.
Listened to Arktis. twice today, didn't expect to like it as much as I do. I haven't really dug into Ihsahn's projects (outside of Emperor obviously). Where should I go next? (mostly into atmoshit and avant-garde leaning meal if that helps)
A lot of metal heads from 10 years ago when the Internet revitalized the genre grew up and now they listen to Bjork and shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu14uqYJkEc
>>64043404
>inb4 the '/metal/ was always shit'/jaded meme
>>64043460
>>64043476
What the fuck is /mel/ you nigger .are you autistic
Also rec me some albums like this
>>64043517
nah
>>64043404
>/metal/ will turn into shit just like the emo generals
>emo generals
>anything to do with emo having ever been not shit
>>64043488
>>64043476
what is happening here?
>>64043568
avant-garde shitposting
>>64043602
That's the first genuine lol I've had in /mu/ for a long time.
>>64043644
That's the first genuine meme I've had in /meme/ for a long meme.
>>64040990
Try this masterpiece
>>64043526
underrated post 10/10
>>64043291
>implying we aren't Australians
>>64040990
Do bands like Revenge count?
If not, I'd like a genuine explanation and not a link to the Metal Archives because those fags are elitist and opinionated fucks
just took a 20 inch shit lads
metal for this feel?
>>64045053
grindcore
Thank you for naming the thread /mel/, OP. It didn't take me an hour to find it.
real memers move over here
>>64044320
>>64044320
>>64044320
>>64045801
this thread is not mel enough
>>64044789
Unsilent Death is far more pissed off and aggressive
