Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West’s 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 15
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-RIP M83: 2001-2016
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, PJ Harvey, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, Tim Heidecker and Deakin.
-We're still here
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
deakin 9.0
DEAK 9.5
daily reminder that i want these threads to die
>>64040585
okay i give
link me something that will make me appreciate whatever this is (i am tired and busy so just do it you cunt)
If dubs Deak 9.2
>>64040866
plausible totally possible
>>64040866
confirmd & based
>>64040827
What's everyone listening to?
pic related
heidecker hype. if p4k pans him then we're through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km6s6t-4w74
>>64040866
thanks anon, but these dubs confrim a 9.8
>>64040944
please
>>64040944
Fug
>>64040855
https://youtu.be/HiPhi5wUV8I?list=PLy5RIVMCGJHdMtn2rIje9ezRFY1DZSxv0
8.1 of the Year from 2015
>>64040922
I love his comedy stuff, but what I heard from his album just sounds like dad-rock
these dubs confirm Deakin 10.0
>>64040999
TRIPS OF TRUTH
DEAK DUBS
>>64040999
OHHHHH SHIIITTT
>>64040979
reminds of there will be blood soundtrack
>>64040866
>>64040944
>>64040999
WHAT IS GOING ON?
>>64040993
but you wanna meet that dad!
>>64040999
Zoe if you're reading this, fucking stop Schrieber from giving the Deak anything less
this thread is full of meme magic
>>64041105
""""no""""
go back to >>>/r/eddit
-ZC
>>64040445
Let's get deaky wit it
>>64041166
I clicked on that link and it didn't take me anywhere, help me Zoe
>>64041166
do dubs confirm that this is Zoe?
>>64040866
>>64040944
>>64040999
>>64041055
THE DEAK HAS BLESSED YET ANOTHER THREAD!
SLEEP CYCLE CONFIRMED AOTY
dubs for deak
>>64041233
fuggggggg
dubs confirm sleep cycle aoty
>>64041265
we are truly Deak's chosen people
Dev, why do you think it's okay to tweet at my future wife??
>>64041412
oh hai Zoe
good thread
Deakin 7.8
I wonder if Zoe still comes to /mu/, or if she's been completely turned off it by all you autists
>>64041753
proof of her ever coming to this shit hole?
>>64041784
She used to come here and post feet
>>64041838
True, I have gbs of Zoe feet
NO DEAK WTF
STILL NO DEAK
Are they saving it for Friday maybe?
>Pitchfork
>Owned by Conde Nast, a multi-billion dollar company
>Deakin
>Independent artist without a label
>No review
P4K PLEASE
P.J. HARVEY PANNED THE FUCK OUT
PITCHFORK KILLING ALL THE INDIE DARLINGS THIS YEAR
>>64041915
Why the fuck would they take so much time to review a 6 track EP? JFC
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
PJ Harvey 7.6 BTFO by Laura Snapes
Xiu Xiu 7.7 by Benjamin Scheim
Eskimeaux 6.8 by Lindsay Hood
Ben Watt 6.8 by Ron Hart
Peder Mannerfelt 8.1 by Philip Sherburne
Other sites are reviewing the new Deakin, though. P4k confirmed money hungry.
http://www.albumoftheyear.org/album/53239-deakin-sleep-cycle.php
>>64041934
idk why would they
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21737-as-ep/
>>64041934
They are going to wait a week for every year it took Deak to release the album
lol, p4k gave a Xiu Xiu album of Twin Peaks covers a higher score than PJ Harvey
>>64041977
damn...
>>64041891
>his Zoe feet folder is only GBs big and not TBs big
>obviously doesn't have the videos in 4k
I want Zoe novices to LEAVE
>>64042009
Well I have around 8 PB of video from the 18 cameras I planted in the neighborhood around her house
>>64041979
Jamie deserves higher
Also I just talked to Ryan , he said they're not reviewing deak for a month because he's still pissed he donated to deaks con kickstarter
>>64042060
delete this deak slander
fuck man I had high hopes for the Harv album........
>>64042037
Damn
Now I feel really silly
>>64042098
You might still like it, Pitchfork did give Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea a 5.5
>>64042105
Yah, i could ship you the magnetic tape it's all stored on, I have like 3 copies of it
>Perhaps nowhere is this mix of "Wow!" and "Ungh :-/" on display more
I know nobody reads p4k for the writing but come on
>>64042037
I've got 3 terabytes of Zoe's feet.
800 gigs of live recordings of her band called the Drug Pizza. They played only 2 shows before breaking up but I had 11 redundant recording rigs all recording flac which I then layered over one another for 25,000 kbps bitrate.
8 terabytes of reviews. No not THOSE reviews, the new reviews. They haven't been published yet and technically they're not really a written yet but they're going to be huge when you guys read this stuff in about 5 years.
4 petabytes of her DJ set that occurred in 2016 at a wedding reception.
18 terabytes of her show recordings from the Pitchfork Radio stream. She only had an one hour slot but she was way ahead of her time.
That's just my C: drive. I have 41 drives.
does anyone actually have Zoes? I can't find any Zoes at all on the net and would love some
>>64042136
>>64042037
>>64042009
>>64041891
>>64041838
Knock it off you sick fucks
I know I have perfect foot game
-ZC
>>64042200
that's pretty weird anon
>>64042244
Hey Zoe, what's the secret to digits like that?
>>64042116
i like how they link to SFTS saying it's a "great album" and then you click the link and see they gave it 5.5
Holy shit that pj harvey anon was right.
>>64042200
Damn
How can I even compete?
You make me look like a Zoe hobbyist
>>64042240
Here Zoebro
>>64042247
You started it not noko?
(BTW does anyone actually have Zoe feet besides the pool one? Asking for a friend)
>>64042295
got moar?
>>64042295
Zoe looks like a hotter Alexandria daddario without scary demon eyes
Wow, P4K has essentially shit on PJ Harvey's entire career.
>>64042310
>>64042310
this is one I took when Zoe broke into my apartment to give me kisses
>>64042377
>>64042368
she's not even good
>>64042414
>>64042351
Only not nearly as hot as alexandria daddarrio
mods are asleep, this is now /ZCG/
post all your cute Zoes
>>64042442
only kill yourself faggot
;^)
>>64042377
>>64042408
>>64042414
>>64042434
are these from social media or when she used to browse moo?
>>64042442
Can we get some mods in here to delete this slander?
>>64042453
>>64042377
Zoe has remnants of past emo in her styles. Was she a goth/scene girl?
>>64042459
She never actually browsed /mu/ explicitly, these are all take from her Facebook and Twitter I believe
>>64042377
holy shit she's actually so QT
>>64042488
What you thought we were just shit posting?
>>64042459
social media
any progress on the instagram front?
there has to be a way in lads.
there's a treasure trove of rare Zoes in there
I'm gonna have to start a metal band and then try to add her
>>64041187
>87
Fore!
>>64042474
Pretty sure she still calls herself goth
>>64042526
>tfw she could be browsing this thread rn
Hi Zoe!!!
>>64042486
>She never actually browsed /mu/ explicitly
yes she has!
don't take this away from us
someone hook me up with a link to that xiu xiu twin peaks album
>>64041412
this is harassment
>>64042560
what is her SC?
this thread is pretty much /+@/ general yeah?
is le stick man done or making another album?
Does anyone have these?
some ZoeBro posted this when the great Zoe thread got deleted and everyone got like 3 day bans
>>64042572
I don't think she adds people anymore :/
>>64042594
I need that mirror selfie friendo
>>64042594
1
>>64042594
Why do you want photos of her sub-18?
>>64042603
sad but it makes sense, I have kayla on SC, good enuff
>>64042594
2
>>64042617
where do you think you are senpai?....
>>64042627
>zoe will never look at your """bone""" in dissapointment
why even live?
>>64042632
on /mu/, not like /b/ or something, come on guys, Zoe will never do an AMA if we share her childhood pics :(
>>64042594
3
>>64042613
>>64042627
doing god's work
>>64042594
4
Are they gonna review Deak?
>>64042594
5
>>64042682
Zoe is just finishing up her 10 page review of it
>>64042682
please take your music discussion somewhere else, more important things are happening right now
>>64042669
aight this is legit pedo lol
>that camera
>>64042594
6
>>64042594
Do you have this?
>>64042701
Like I was saying, all we're doing is hurting Zoe, think about that guys
>>64042594
or this?
>>64042725
>>64042742
no, they're so spooky ty
>>64042669
the hero we needed
>still no deak
What the fuck
>>64042741
tripfag redditman is right
we love Zoe and should protect her, not hurt her
shut it down!
(now that I have the pics i needed)
>>64042725
>>64042742
how do we know these are Zoes, and not some normie girl with shit taste?
>>64042790
hey bud
KYS
>>64042801
>127 posts
>30 posters
here's your (you)
>>64042823
Half were just me :^)
>>64042823
>over 100 posts were zoe posts
J E S U S
F V C K I N G
C H R I S T
>>64042888
This isn't a Lavren thread
>>64042888
>>64042927
everything is a Lavren thread
zoe will never let you be her boyfriends if you keep acting like creeps
believe i know what i'm talking about, i almost had an internet girlfriend once
>>64043013
She is also a lesbian so there's that.
>>64043011
Lavren, please leave before I start cyber bullying you
>>64043020
wait 4real?
>>64043020
delete this
>>64042580
why would patty stop?
he's at the top of his game man
>>64042580
+@ forever
>>64041977
what did he meme by this?
>>64043107
hell yeah motherfucker
