You can't sing yourself straight anon.

>>64030155
>tfw one of ur homies turns out to be a disgusting homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyKcZb5LufE

>>64030155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oWVJrPtwmo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgoqrgc_0cM

Oh shit. You reminded me of this shit. This is exactly what you're looking for. https://youtube.com/watch?v=UCGahjulv2I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbkFkemC-i4

Hi /mu/,
I'm a STRAIGHT white male and totally not gay.

Does anyone have any STRAIGHT music that I can be straight to? Did I mention I'm not gay?

Thanks, my straight friends
Sincerely straight guy (not gay btw)

>>64030155
Why the fuck do you even care?
I think you're incredibly insecure in your own sexuality.

You're probably a bisexual or a full blown faggot in denial.

This video is very good at triggering women, blacks, SJWs, and LGBBQs.

>especially that third verse/outro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rnFlQAvk8U

>>64031844
Considering the massive campaign that's underway across the US and certain parts of Europe to emasculate and force some sort of bizarre feeling of shame and guilt upon heterosexual white men for not being degenerates, I support the OP's initiative 100%

Sorry anon, too late. You've triggered the masses of SJWs and feminazis who can not handle how independent minded and rebellious you truly are. The feminist cabal is crumbling in your wake. Keep fighting the good fight, brave warrior.

>>64031906
Agree 100%. Just last week I went to a movie theatre expecting a movie with an all white male cast when I was unexpectedly cuckolded by the black lead actor and his white female love interest. I wrote a complaint in my local subreddit to no avail. I'm frankly tired of the feminist conspiracy that's trying to emasculate the white man and take our women. Sorry if that triggers you.

>>64031906
This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqq3tW3iACw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlDnQHI0c-4

>>64030155
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>>64030155
Fuck your shitty thread OP
https://youtu.be/KPALFX9QPQ0

>>64031811
You will probably like this classic tune from the 50s when everyone knew gay was sick and wrong. Let these muscular heterosexual sailors explain just why women are best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgzvTHsOxSQ

>>64031811
Scissor Sisters

>>64031906
ebin

>>64032881
I said no offense dude. I am real tolerant, especially when it concerns gays and transgender people. I think Modern Family is the best show on tv right now. The gay couple is really adorable. But if you keep on with your shaming and bullying don't be surprised if I become a Skinhead and join the alt-right.

>>64034226
kek

>>64032933
Thanks man, that scene looks like a straight man's paradise. There's nothing more manly than being a seaman.

>>64030155
As a bicurious numale progressive and reluctant member of the white race I beseech you to stop these racist shenanigans before you drive any more young queer folks to suicide. You are truly playing with fire right now.

I don't like this type of irony where we pretend that this is tumblr or that people take the trans/gay tripfags seriously.
This place surprises me more everyday in an unpleasant way.

>>64034226
Do it, faggot. Then me and the rest of antifa will have an excuse to lynch your cracker ass

>>64037194
/mu/ is actually full of degenerate DUDEWEEDLMAO tumblr pansexual millenial scum. weird you took that long to realise that

>>64030155
Haha nice thread bro, I've been looking for more music like this as well. Here are some of my favs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lSpNtjPM8

why is /mu/ so heterophobic?

>>64038853
It's not heterophobic. The only people who can't speak for themselves without being accused of racism, sexism and homophobia are the white, male AND hetero.

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Basically any neofolk or martial industrial should do the trick

>>64030155
Based Buju
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIUZlzd37sI